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I dont know ahy u guys have to argue, go and watch shakiras la totura video only then would u have the answer shakira is simply da bomb
what did i say check out that shape shakira is the best
Case closed

Nigeria is th country legalizing it
I really dont think its a very brilliant idea,
very soon they will legalize homosexuality or license to carry a gun anyhow.

Abortion is about to be legalized what do u think

Boys since u were born
have u ever had any dream,or nightmare
that looked so real and really scared u
share them, i would post mine as soon as am done.

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

How do you
occupy an idiot?

press down
How do you
occupy an idiot?

press up

I asked God 4 a
Flower
he gave me a garden
I asked 4 a tree
he gave a forest
I asked 4 a river
he gave me an Ocean
I asked 4 an ANGEL
he gave me YOU

ruky_ivy:
Yes o! i took that pics when i was into modelling

O ti e fe ni suru die
take it easy now i tell u say i dey find b/f

Yes o! i took that pics when i was into modelling

dejiolowe:
tall (5' 8" and above)
cup C bobbies
nice trim bum
straight leg
yellow all the way
pointed nose
strikingly beautiful
agile
no yam leg o!
no K leg!
no bowleg!
luscious lips
hips
flat tummy
sophistication
smart
flirty
what else?

wa dagba   *u go old* where do u want to get that kind of chick even if u do its her character that would spoil everything.

What was ur first kiss like
cause mine was bleeped
why dont u share it

I f ur girl should tell u she is pregnant and u have not even started ur life what will u do.

A Kiss that's never tasted
Is forever and ever wasted
From a song by Billie Holiday


If you don't love too much,
you don't love enough.

I wasn't kissing her
I was whispering in her mouth.

It is better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.


If there ever comes a day
When we can't be together,
keep me in your heart,
I'll stay there forever.


Any time not spent on love is wasted.

Men want to be
a woman's first love.
Women want to be
a man's last romance.

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.


If I know what love is, it is because of you.

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.


Love doesn't make the world go 'round.
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.


If love is a dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.


True love is like a ghost;
everyone talks of it,
few have seen it.


Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.


How delicious is the winning
of a kiss at love's beginning.


Love is the greatest refreshment in life.



Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.


The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.


To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.



If you judge people, you have no time to love them.


If I had just one kiss, I would save it for you.


Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing;
a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.


Love is the most beautiful sadness in the world.


Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love.... time is eternity.



There are tulips in my garden there are roses in the park but nothing is better than our lips meeting in the dark.

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.
Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest

if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...

it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away

R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u

Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"

ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!

baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU

one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?

When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!

there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,my sweet angel

I am in da emergency room now talk'n to da doctor he says it doesn't look good he says I am going to die... If I ever stop loving YOU!


back

God forbid he has to be at least 3-7 years older

I often wonder which guys prefer
short or tall girl
slim or fat girls
there are so many but just state your preference
girls same too

U better face ur studies nonsense

What are u feeling like i can give u a 16 year old whould make u cry in bed
my friend think before u talk abi u no dey watch cartoon
even mi sef dey watch

Z4M4eva:
I know say you go talk something "Ruky Ivy" na who tell you that one? you mean say male virgin abi na female virgin?

but really i think u are right it woul be a great honour to marry a virgin
but not for me oh!!! ;

I really felt for u when i saw that ur passport is it the passport u used to register for gce, people are looking for girls u too want a girl
ladies pls pity him now

both now, that one na before life jare

u fit marry virgin, tell urselves d truth.

There is no way a virgin would satisfy u

For what now, why should i marry a virgin, am i not supposed to learn more from him
why should i be the one teaching him
I don't even think there is any virgin in this our country who dash monkey banana
even reverend fathers dey cane rev sis
no be me talk am sh o

femilangy:
abegiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii make u na bone this yan na virgin or nothin
at least i have a choice,so thats what i will pick period.
situations where i have no choice is when i settle fo less.
stay up y'all

As for u femilangy u go old if u dey wait for virgin

What do i need to set up a standard cybercafe

Have had so many but let me just share some of them with u guys. when
i was in my year 2 in sch i was about going to receive lectures, u know girls and there wahala
i was all dressed up tight fitted jeans my God i was really feeling kool when i got to class u know after all the hailings from my fellow coursemates,to cut the long story short while still standing in front of the class on idiot with his big mouth had to tell me right in front of the class that i had my zippers down lol thank God i wear better pant that day oh.


The other one was when i wore the low waisted pants and i was putting on a gstring underneath so i bent down and was trying to fix my network cable in the lab i did not know that i was advertising gstring free of charge for the people at my back, not until somebody told me that they had seen enough before i realised what was happening.

The most recent one was when i put on a tight fitted leather pants as i wanted to alight the bus wetin i hear prakakakpa, in public oh u know all this nosy women in buses started to talk. NA CONDUCTOR CLOTH I TAKE REACH HOUSE DAT DAY.