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Jokes EtcLittle Carol by chiogo(op): 10:00pm On Jan 07, 2008
>>>>> Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making
>>>>> dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a
good
>>>>> time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for
my
>>>>> birthday." Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had

>>>>> gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked
her
>>>>> if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday.
Little
>>>>> Carol, of course, thought she did.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect

>>>>> on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and

>>>>> tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol
>>>>> stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a
letter.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > LETTER 1:
>>>>> > Dear God:
>>>>> > I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike

>>>>> for my birthday. I want a red one.
>>>>> > Your friend,
>>>>> > Carol
>>>>> > Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl

>>>>> this year, so she tore up the letter and started over.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > LETTER 2:
>>>>> > Dear God:
>>>>> > This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this

>>>>> year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
>>>>> > Thank you,
>>>>> > Carol
>>>>> > Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and

>>>>> started again.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > LETTER 3:
>>>>> > Dear God:
>>>>> > I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry.
I
>>>>> will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my
birthday.
>>>>> > Thank you,
>>>>> > Carol
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to
>>>>> get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs
and
>>>>> told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother
thought
>>>>> her plan had worked because Carol looked very sad.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the
altar.
>>>>> She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a
>>>>> statue of the Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran
out
>>>>> of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to her
room.
>>>>> She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter to God.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > LETTER 4:
>>>>> > I GOT YOUR MAMMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
>>>>> > Signed,
>>>>> > YOU KNOW WHO


someone sent it to me so i decided to post it here, lol.
CelebritiesRe: I Love Newyork~~part 2!!!! by chiogo(op): 9:49pm On Jan 07, 2008
smiley
CelebritiesRe: I Love Newyork~~part 2!!!! by chiogo(op): 9:43pm On Jan 07, 2008
lol, ok, it is definitely freezin' here.
Forum GamesRe: Naughty Or Nice by chiogo(f): 9:41pm On Jan 07, 2008
nice, i guess


I just cussed somebody out
CelebritiesRe: I Love Newyork~~part 2!!!! by chiogo(op): 9:39pm On Jan 07, 2008
It's cold in Nigeria??
CelebritiesRe: I Love Newyork~~part 2!!!! by chiogo(op): 9:36pm On Jan 07, 2008
hmmm, really?? vacation to where?? am still mad. missed ya but i got over it. tongue
CelebritiesRe: I Love Newyork~~part 2!!!! by chiogo(op): 9:31pm On Jan 07, 2008
OmG, is that youhuh?? shocked ok, am mad, don't think am excited.
Forum GamesRe: When Was The Last Time You: by chiogo(f): 9:20pm On Jan 07, 2008
can't remember.


wwtlt u cussed somebody out??
Rap BattlesRe: Afrocynic Vs Sharn06 Undisputed Female Battle Rap Championship by chiogo(f): 9:01pm On Jan 07, 2008
bolajibaok:
@chiogo stupida and suga-lips
no comments.
chiogo . shes only 16 but she spits better than your 38 years old lame backside
for your information. am looking for d number one nairaland rap queen. and this two got game.
u aint tight because u not.
so u just keep sucking up to menike the pooping professor. u may as well keep suckin his poop. because u don't belong in the top 10 and your just jealous because u werent chosen . jealous head.
get your stupida backside to nairaland radio . 38years old mama jama
LOL Ok, you're right. I'm so jealous embarassed

Stupidity get level sha. grin
Rap BattlesRe: Afrocynic Vs Sharn06 Undisputed Female Battle Rap Championship by chiogo(f): 3:11am On Jan 07, 2008
nah, he ain't sharn06, i know sharon, i remember when she registered on nairaland. I think that d dude got a crush on her or smthin' so he'd stoop low to do anythin' and act like they're tight but d chick don't even like him. he's just makin' a fool of himself. If she gave a hoot, she'd have replied long time ago. he's just a kiss-backside. sharon is only 16, dude, get a life!!
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Emceez : 2007 Rap Up (introspective) by chiogo(f): 12:41am On Jan 07, 2008
Damn, is that a vacuum sound i hear?/bolawhateva dude, why's u such an ass-kisser??. Dude made a comment to menike and u just jumped outt@ nowhere and started talkin' BS. fo' real, u's a gay-ass dude.
bolajibaok:
@menike
i see u, i hear u and i feel u .great long and lenghty rap up story . urs was even longer than mine, much respect men
at first, this is what u wrote, now u're dissin' him. nicca, u need to get it to-mother-fuckin'-gether. You's scared of him, that's why u cldn't say shit at first until maverik posted smthin', then u regained your power. wow, what a loser!!I know i can def. read and from what i read, maverik ain't feelin' yo ass either, he actually dissed u , well, i guess english language is gettin' harder. whatever d dude said is between him and menike, quit bein' a batty-buoy already and tighten up your game.

@menike, i got u, homey wink
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by chiogo(f): 7:13am On Dec 31, 2007
davidylan, what's ur point exactly tho?? don't get it

@Islander, honey, am bout to retire to my bed. it's past 1 am, cldn't sleep earlier now am feelin' sleepy. Goodnight, sweet dreams and enough of the cussin'-out. u shld go to bed too to avoid all these internet attitude problems or whatcha-ma-call-it. sweet dreams!!!
Forum GamesRe: Yes Or No by chiogo(f): 7:10am On Dec 31, 2007
no


Do u like rap music??
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by chiogo(f): 7:07am On Dec 31, 2007
haha, i don't believe those rumors tho but anywayz, he's not all that.


Akon??, nahhhh, nice voice and all but he's too "black" wink


Chris breezy( u say u don't know him, that's chris brown)
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by chiogo(f): 7:01am On Dec 31, 2007
haha, i feel u on the torch light thingy.wldn't want that either. lipsrsealed

@topic, nope


2face Idibia
Forum GamesRe: Yes Or No by chiogo(f): 6:59am On Dec 31, 2007
yeah, a little

Do u like school??
Forum GamesRe: Yes Or No by chiogo(f): 6:57am On Dec 31, 2007
yes, oh


are u scared of the dark??
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by chiogo(f): 6:55am On Dec 31, 2007
Nope, i ain't feedin' on nothin', i just figured since u don't like 'em too "black" tongue am just messin' with ya.

@topic, hmm, really like him but no


Peter of p-square??
Forum GamesRe: Yes Or No by chiogo(f): 6:53am On Dec 31, 2007
yup, love his books


Do u eat late at night??
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by chiogo(f): 6:51am On Dec 31, 2007
hahaha, i thought u like 'em 'white" tongue

@topic, uh-uh, nope


Chris breezy
Forum GamesRe: Wats Ur Sign by chiogo(f): 6:49am On Dec 31, 2007
Taurus!!!!!!!!!!!!! we rock!!! but, ummm, some of them stuff are not true.
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by chiogo(f): 6:45am On Dec 31, 2007
hell-to-the-no!!!


The entertainer??
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by chiogo(f): 6:42am On Dec 31, 2007
I am so sorry, honey. been busy, I'll call u tho before this week runs out, don't be mad aiight??

@topic, tailor-made for where??, ditch!!!(he's what y'all call *batty buoy*)


Buddha
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Prettier: Sasha Or Bouqui? by chiogo(f): 6:40am On Dec 31, 2007
From the picture, Bouqui(never saw her before) is prettier. I thought sasha was prettier than that tho, i guess this particular pic does not justify her. She looks mad scary in da 2nd pic. whoop!![/color]
Forum GamesRe: Date Or Ditch Game by chiogo(f): 6:37am On Dec 31, 2007
ditchhhhh


Newyork(I love newyork tv show)
Nairaland GeneralRe: 90% Hide Thier Pictures On The Site Why? by chiogo(f): 2:41am On Dec 31, 2007
@lai-lai, what do u mean?? don't get you.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Pregnates His Baby Mammas Again by chiogo(f): 2:40am On Dec 31, 2007
hmmm, are u sure bout this?? @poster. anywayz, that's his problem.
Music/RadioRe: Best Hip-hop Albums Of 2007 by chiogo(f): 2:27am On Dec 31, 2007
Graduation
American Gangster
Music/RadioRe: Sean Kingston by chiogo(f): 2:21am On Dec 31, 2007
LOL @Cute N Hot,
he's just aiight, don't really like his music. beautiful girls was ok but that "me love " song was phhhbbt!!

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