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The boy could have made more money with this discovery.
Kai, what a miss,I wish he contacted me afterwards.

What a shit galore!
@ poster
YOur research qaulifies you for a doctorate degree in "shiticology".Pls don't miss it.
However,a good piece.

Why all this lesson on kissing?.
Let's not leave object & pursue shadow.
We should all be very careful,AIDS or no AIDS.CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ oscarwilde
If you really believe getting a babe will cure your loneliness,then it goes to show how you view life.
You can still be lonely with a bevy of girls around you, it all depends on what you want to make out of yourself.
You can also be alone without being lonely, discover yourself and make good use of your time.

Do the following confirmatory tests:
1. go to a psychiatrist to check your sanity, if confirmed okay, then go to the next step, but if otherwise, case closed.
2. Endeavour to sleep with their fathers, brothers and friends with their knowledge,and anyone of the 3 that didn't give a damn,pls don't look back, go for him.He's the right guy for you.
All the best.

poster,
pls it's not by force,ok.
Easy,you could do better next time.

@toyinrayo,
I still don't understand why a fine babe like you chose  a hunter for a husband, pls be careful before your head turns to isi ewu.

tessybaby, looks like you're contesting to be one of the sweeties, goodluck dearie!

Anando
Your bros(or maybe you) was comparing Abuja wares with that of Kano nyarinya, what a mismatch!

If I'm your hussy, I'll make you green by making imaginary calls to an unexisting female friend whenever I'm home. Trust ladies, you won't know when you'll blow the lid.

Simply tell the guy (or whoever) that you've just tested positive to HIV1&2 .

hcl_acid, I don't blame your mouth for being corrosive considering what you are,an acid .
But bros, remember this platform is not meant for uncivil people, so  pls apply some caution ok.

Guys pls don't eat him raw, he was just memorising the phone manufacturers he recently learnt.
Blame his village for the backwardness.

I tire for you

please honourable members of the house,forgive the poster. the size of his "explorer" must have prompted this,you never can tell.He no doubt needs help to avoid scaring the kids.
@ poster
Please I suggest you Modupe-Ozoluarize your adventurer and let pants be.Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ ben
take it easy guy, don't take it too hard on her. Gather your liver and " pls try again later"

@ iwajay
I've always known you as a sickler,pls get well soon or better still, go to heaven soon.

baby, don't be confused,he has a "place" while you have an "end" and you'll agree with me that no one, not even you, wants an end. So don't blame him,ok. Try and get a place.

Bros,
What're you up to?.
This question doesn't in any way help the interested majority, are you Cecilia Ibru or Oboden Ibru?.
Or are you the coordinator of the 2008 bank of the year award, probably sampling opinions ?.
Please let's get more serious here.

Hello dear,
It's disheartening to read such grammar from a purported graduate.
However,there's room for improvements, it all depends on your determination.
Good luck!

I really do not think that doing a different job from your course of study makes so much of a difference.
A real graduate should have high measure of adaptability to job requirements.That's the order of the day in Nigeria.
If you continue waiting to work in relation to the course you studied, you may still be an applicant while your mates are about retiring.

Personally, I have B.Sc (Applied Chemistry) and M.Sc (Analytical Chemistry) but here I am,doing a marketing job.
Visit the banks, same story, so what are we talking about?. That's Naija for you.
The bottomline is, if you're so much in love with your discipline "don't lose focus" . It doesn't matter how you started,what matter is the endpoint. Cheers!!!!!!!!!!

A woman one day,called her young daughter to give her some piece of advice on how to behave whenever she was in the midst of the opposite sex.
After the long commandments,she concluded by saying " don't ever allow a man/boy to see your pants, anyday you do and I hear that, I'll kill you, do you hear?".
"Yes mummy" the girl replied.
Meanwhile, the girl's younger brother was eavesdropping and kept everything he had to himself.
Few days after,the boy refused to do his part of the household chores when he came back from school and ran off to play, and the girl feeling cheated went after his brother and struck him.

The boy hoping to settle scores with his sister , on seeing their mother,rushed to her as soon as she got home to report his sister.

"Mummy, remember you told Sister Mercy not to allow any man to see her pant" said the boy.

"Yes, I did" replied the confused mother.
The boy continued, " Yesterday when we were playing monkey game on the orange tree outside, Bro. James was sitting under the tree and he saw sister Mercy's pants when she climbed up".

The girl had to defend herself fast before her mother reacted.
"Mummy, it's not true, he did not see my pants" the girl shouted.
" OK, what happened" queried the mother.

"Before I climbed up the tree, I ran into the room and removed my pants " the girl replied.

tope_d dearie, if naijagurly is behaving like your younger sis, you're then saying that dumbness runs in your family, pele o

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?"
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." ( i e she has to follow the cop to the station for statement)

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

Hello Fizofly,
What business are you into?.Please be elaborate enough for one to make a choice.

Both are mutually exclusive. Reason; by the traditional wedding, u've performed the customary rites required for the marriage ( the peoples' mandate),but by crowning it with the white (church) wedding,u're entrusting ur union into God's hand.So one can't stand for the other.

Fellow Nairalanders,
Please has anyone heard from British Council regardind the January adverts?.

Hi ajayi1, thanks for the information,but please endeavour to make your information more detailed and real subsequently.

HELLO Nairalanders,my application wasn't delivered.It was returned to inbox saying that it could not get to the second recipient.Please has anybody similar experience?,and how do I proceed?

Hi Nairaland users,I'm new.
Please has anybody an idea whether the time for the GTA-BA test scheduled for 27-01-2007 has been changed,considering the fact that that day will be Environmental sanitation day?