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My PMO case is like follow cum android charger

My girl is as beautiful as bbnaija Maria and even more physically endowed than her.

But I'm so addicted that I can have sex with her all day and still PMO like thrice that same day..

Tourist123:
Enroute Brooklyn bridge

See clean environment, nice structured and positioned building. All their buildings are aligned and almost the same pattern in a particular street.

Road markings are just adornments to the already beautiful streets..

Even if Nigeria manages to mark roads potopoto in the tyres of vehicles coming from the muddy and eroded streets would erase it completely within one month..

fuke:
Not Exactly.
It's in Euro.

Even bigger na

codemaniacs:
your comment reeks of hatred and envy... there are people suffering in every country in the world.. Your comments show how toxic you are so someone who may want to promote you or empower you will overlook and sideline you due to your toxic behaviour..

From the way both of you sound you are the toxic and envy one here..

The guy you quoted might not even be poor but that doesn't stop him from seeing life through the eye of poor people.

You on the other hand because you comfortably live a mini abroad life here in Nigeria think people who are not as privilege as you are because of selfish and greedy government shouldn't complain about how dilapidated a country Nigeria is..

I bet you'd speak ill and even worse about Nigeria if you switched places with who are not as privileged as you are.

Chai we are talking billions in euros here..

That'd be very very tempting

Ahmed Musa when he hears it

Gilbertase:
statements like this irk me. How many people in Nigeria are as comfortable as you are? The reality of about 90% of the pple who aren't as privileged as you, is so easily rubbished by you cos you have a posh life. Abeg. Newsflash! Every country on the surface of this earth is not so bad when you have money. Imagine the statement from this dude propped up in his luxury apartment, luxury car and well paid job 'Nigeria not so bad as you all paint it'. Nonsense

Pay most of them no mind. You'd be surprised they are equally as frustrated as every other struggling average Nigerians who're tired and eager to migrate.. Most of them don't have international passport and probably haven't even been to the local airport in the state..

It's like someone like Davido who's an American citizen by birth but residing mostly in Nigeria because of his line of work saying there's no difference between America and Nigeria.. To someone like David it could be the truth only because he's that privilege enough to escape should push ever comes shove...

As better a country as China than Nigeria, the number of Chinese people applying for residency in America triple the number of Nigerians if not more self.

Masturbation

If relationship was a target, all my past and current girlfriend pulled out the gun and pointed it. I just pulled the trigger..

Mess shouldn't leave Barca..

Just imagine him playing against Barca in a Uefa Champions League match..

Most people would see this as a fear of succeeding outside his own accustomed territory which is Barcelona.

But I see this as loyally humbly humane gesture..

Long live the GOAT.

Excessive masturbation can turn a man to any form of perverted sexual dysfunction..

Emphasis on EXCESSIVE

whenever I stop masturbating for at least a month, every of my inamorata becomes really really attractive in my eyes..

But when I do masturbate, whenever I see them no matter how much attractive they were before they just appear as a sex doll in my eyes..

For those who masturbate occasionally most definitely are spared from from these thesis..

Let me not even get started on porn cause that's worse than masturbation ³

Excessive masturbation can turn man to any form of perverted sexual dysfunction..

Emphasis on EXCESSIVE

whenever I stop masturbating for at least a month, every of my inamorata becomes really really attractive in my eyes..

But when I do masturbate, whenever I see them no matter how much attractive they were before they just appear as a sex doll in my eyes..

For those who masturbate occasionally most definitely are spared from from these thesis

90% of billionaires in Nigeria especially the young ones have a questionable source of wealth

usernameosas25:
Ok, thank you very much.
I’m in Benin City, Edo State.

Hey I'm in Benin too and also an intending immigrant.

We could exchange contact and talk about immigration stuff if you don't mind. Even if it's online only.

She's not readily turned on by you no matter how topnotch your pre-intimacy is. That's if you even play it well..

Drinking that alcohol is a sex inhibitor for her just like every other person that'swhat's propelling her to jump on your dîck and ride away on speed lane...

PS - once a girl is drunk maybe at a party or somewhere else, the chances of them getting fûcked even by a strange random guy are high...

Y'all be surprised no police officers or leaders will be left if this guy really decide to snitch.

The country is damaged beyond repair..

A good police would never ever leave trails behind when getting in bed with a criminal.

What happened to burner phone or neutral Sim or maybe Bitcoin as a means of receiving payments..

He never knew it would come to this because they are always off guard.

No wonder they can't solve simple crimes; they'd rather commit crime than solve them..

Nigeria is like a tree whose root has been dead, though the stems and leaf may be shinning and so full of life but the tree can never survive..

I pity those who still have hope in this country.

What do I need or have to comment on their stupid religious topic anyways..

Most Christians could care less

Are we really poor as a country or there's money but some leaders are hoarding it as their personal belongings..

I can't understand how people can that wicked if the latter is the case

DoggoneDogg:
What will he now say about Brooklyn?

Truth is all the 5 NY boroughs are rough - Queens, Bronx, Brooklyn, Harlem & Staten Island but Brooklyn remains the most dangerous in terms of crime.

This guy probably chyked a thot & got based for it as a Jewman. He come dey shout online.

Isn't Manhattan one of the boroughs

I think it's been ages this one visited Nigeria..

At least most of those gangsters bullets are aimed at a targeted person. But here everyone is a target because of flying stray bullets from trigger happy policemen, custom, soldiers, dss, bandits, unknown gun men, armed robbers. The least is endless..

Online boys would make you believe one is going to be miserable if they ever choose to date or Marry a woman.

I don't know the kind of girls y'all are meeting that's making y'all this bitter about women as if you weren't birthed by a woman.

And lastly whatever experiences any lady has made you go through is largely your fault; because you are who/what you attract.

Any amazing or wonderful occurrence is a miracle..

You were already moving on with your life in jail.

Moving on with your life now after regaining freedom is just an icing on the cake..

Freedom is Life

No Nigerian city is closed to being called a mega city

You'd be fooling yourselves if you thought their feud wasn't scripted

I'm gonna avoid Nairaland when the show eventually starts airing