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shobroy10:
both ugly

I swear.

OKorowanta:
I disagree

Its allowed...abi you self na traffic light?

MrCork:
..lol...u gots naira..I gots pounds sterlin but for some eeedoitick reason u tink u r richer than me...abi?..bro...clerly yor head isnot correct & bro.. clearly yor common sense isnilot common!!(no ofeense)

I'm richer than your stuuupid parents....so I aint your gadamn bro.....#painmenting

MrCork:
....he as moiney...u don't...find a job!!(no ofeeense)

I'm still richer than your parents....offense

floragregs:
please he looks good today. No be must say u go comment.

Abeg shift...people dey talk you self want talk...who knows u?

They are the weaker heart and as such its easier for the devil to use them. You as the man should be strong and resist temptations.

realtestament:
But he has millions in his account, and his fans love him

Lol that's true

Hahahaha stove threads

This guy has Zero dress sense I swear

christinie:
you are so wonderful. I googled the herbs. No 1. Vitex or chessberry leaves. .

You welcome my sis.
Like grandma used to say..... Every illness has a solution in herbs, we just don't know which herbs yet.

FriedPlantain:
Okay I had to download the CV after reading your comments and In my opinion, the CV template isn't as bad as you make it seem. it might not be the best around but it sure as hell isn't off point either. In fact, I would gladly recommend it for fresh graduates in the labour market with little or no experience.

Ok bro, cool.

I wouldn't recommend it tho as this is what 95% of other recent grads will most likely be using....

OP, I'm sorry if my comment seemed off.
Nice job.

nwarosa:
Is one to take everything at the same time or are they alternative to each other?

The banana flower should be taken once, while the other two are to be taken regularly. I don't know any side effect of taking them together as no woman have complained in d past after using them.

I'm not a tradomedicalist oh,....my grandma was.

thekrine:
CHM11,

LOL. I started reviewing CVs in 2011 (check nairaland.com/mycvclinic and you can see few of hundreds of testimonials here:
http://www.thekrine.com/blog/thekrine-cv-review-testimonials/

I have handled several recruitments as well and don't give out unresearched advice.

Some of us actually help others without making unhelpful noise.

Please do some research and endeavour to make comments that add value to our jobseekers.

Best of luck!

Good.
@unhelpful noise, you know nothing yet. Smart graduates who will actually get jobs early due to a good CV will definitely see the help in my comment because they will avoid CV's that look like that one you posted there.

Didn't comment to ridicule or belittle your effort if that's what you are thinking, I commented because I saw that CV and as an experience professional, its too wordy, its too jam-packed, its not well structured, it doesn't sell any true industry soft skill, its too stereotyped and it doesn't prepare candidates for SBIs or CBIs, its just word word word all packed up.

Like I said nice effort, it could be better.

Regards.

prettmum:
Thanks @CHM11,
im sorry im not in lagos nt a yoruba. Im in d east and how do ynu kw what i should take without proper diagnosis.

Ok I'm guessing you've done your 3 mins prayer.

I am not yoruba myself but I just tried to use the local name that I know yoruba's call those stuffs.

Yes there was no diagnosis as I'm sure you've done loads and loads of diagnosis, and doctors keep telling you many scientific things right? OK, ever wondered why our parents hardly had stories of childbearing issues like we have today?.....they knew their herbs and they ate healthy from the farm. They didn't need diagnostics, they were naturalists and some gave birth to 10 kids after a few years of being childless.


In summary, the herbs above are for the general reproductive system, its been used in ancient times from Africa to Asia. I'm a guy and I know girls who have listened to the old women's advice to go herbal and today these girls are carrying their children.
I'm never said you shouldn't see your doctor, I was just sharing things that have worked for many other ladies who have different reproductive stories from doctors...stories like PID, hormone imbalance, blocked tube, other infections etc etc....those herbs got them through.

I only shared the info sis........you could google Chasteberry or Vitex, Banana flower and Cinnamon........you'd see loaaaaaads of info on them even on international sites.


God bless you with your beautiful kids soon.

patakioye:
Nice job Op but A recent graduate putting referees available on request is the fastest way to get your CV thrown in o the waste bin. Plus putting age for a fresh graduate is an added advantage to show u are still young and have time on your side to learn on the job.

Someone is making sense here.

thekrine:
Hi CHM11,

Thanks for your comment, you are very well entitled to your opinion (which is quite vague and most certainly irrelevant but I am replying so you don't mislead others on here).

The CV in this format is a skill based CV (google it and learn more). A CV of this nature is for people with little or zero work experience and it enables them to bring in other activities to show their skill before building more work experiences.

I stumbled on this CV format after meeting a professional career adviser and needed to apply for my first job but had absolutely no experience and it worked wonders. Based on the feedback I have received form hundreds of individuals that send in their CV for reviews, this format helped them scale the awkwardness of achieving a good first CV.

If at all you bothered to look at the CV with a learning mind, you will notice everything written on that CV was 'activity based' and not mare words. I advise you to do some research on skill based CV and not mislead people further.

Also learn more on my article - Writing a CV When You Have Zero Work Experience:
http://www.thekrine.com/blog/writing-a-cv-when-you-have-zero-work-experience/


All the best

You are the one misleading innocent recent graduates with that book you call a CV. No offense but I just had to say my observation. As someone with loads of experience, I wouldn't want my younger ones to go job hunting after NYSC with such CV. @the bolded is exactly how Most Recruiters won't have time to look at those stories of a stereotyped CV.

From the way you make comments, I'm convinced that you lack true industry experience, even if you do, its still at entry level ie 1-3 years. You'll learn.

Kind regards.
Good effort by the way.

prettmum:
I ve been looking upto God for a child for three years now but im yet to recieve it. I Love my husband but i really need to give him children cos he is the only son. Abba father blessed me last year but it ended in a misscarriage, since then nothing and october wil make it one year since i lost my baby at 7weeks3day. My hubby is threaten to suprise me soon. Blaming me of his childlessnes. I ve been crying and pleading for God mercy. GOD PLEASE Do it for me, all my trying to conceive friends has carry belle, some have given birth. God please im tired cos there is noting to hold unto to live on. Im restless.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeese go on your knees immediately you see this message and talk to your father whose name is Jehovah for 3 minutes......I'm doing the same right now for you.

After doing that, you can go get the following on monday and start using them religiously.

1. Vitex or Chasteberry (called Ata iyere in yoruba)...make a tincture of if in a large bottle and start taking one shot morning and night everyday till you get results.

2. Take a Banana flower, that red conelike stuff at the top of banana bunch.....slice it like salads, boil it, drink the water and eat the salads with a cup of thick milk. It tastes OK so don't be weary.

3. Buy Cinnamon sticks as many as possible, and the powdered leaves/seeds (its called Igi didun and Ewe Agbayun in yoruba)....u can chew on little bit of the stick every morning, you can make a tea with the powder or the sticks....do this repeatedly, morning and night till results come.

4. Before you start the above, purge your stomach with a good native leaf like Effirin leave, so that you'd have a clear system to the herbs to go in and do their job.

5. Eat less starchy or sugary foods. I'd advice u stop eba or semo and the likes and switch to Wheat. Avoid sugar for now.

6. Practice a good regular sleep pattern, if u sleep by 10pm, it should be 10pm daily and nothing more than that time.

7. Worry less to avoid hormone imbalance.

8. Do not get up immediately after meeting up with your husband...stay there and let the fluids do their job.

9. Most importantly, live a clean life in God, hold no grudges and keep no enemies even inside your heart. Live a good Jesus-like life. Pray less and believe more. Faith is stronger than anything else.





Now pls I'm going on my knees for you dear sister....do the same immediately you read this message.

Let God do his thing....

OP you call that book a CV?...
Please recent graduates, do not write too much stories in your CV...
The words in that template are just too many, it will bore out a recruiter. CV ends up in trash.

Nestle...lol

chocolateme:
how my dear? I thought we buy land before laying foundation..
Thats how I roll.

This your foundation ehn....its like laying foundation for a skyscrapper in sambisa....

This thread aint making no FP.

Very true

chocolateme:
.

What are u doing?

Very simple bro,...go to the market, buy the following, mix them and pour on your face. Leave it overnight.
1. 8M HNO3
2. 12M H2SO4
3. 9M HCL

The resulting mixture might be emitting smoke, ignore the smoke, it show that you bought original. Give us feedback tomorrow if you can.

JideTheBlogger:
U never see anytin. Even prepaid baes dey claim seat...

Lol my brother I tire oh,...they just like trouble!!!...

aameyah:
Blimey! You don't need to defend your choices!

Every smart choice comes with a reason, didn't defend it for you, but for other peeps reading.

He is just 25,...give him time, soon he will do the needful

aameyah:
Your call.

Sure its my call, one I'll gladly make.

Everyman loves a humble easy going woman.

firstEVA:
If he's tired of you and looking for a way to leave, there is nothing u can do about it, u just have to prepare ur mind for the worst.

Mzflexydeeva:
If he's no longer interested even a 100 tankers of gasoline can't rekindle nothing. I know how difficult it may be but your best bet is giving him space no matter how difficult it may be. Use that time in building yourself and gaining your own emotional independence. Just a case of a guy messing with you because he knows you are really into him. You just need to show him your world can revolve around anyone you choose

Nice one girls.

Jvgal if he is not so into you anymore, there's nothing you can do. To be sure about the real situation, here's my advice, its harsh but its the best way out.

BREAK UP WITH HIM...but keep an open mind incase he comes begging. If he does come begging, don't accept easily without letting him know how hurt and neglected you feel then tell him all his flaws that you aint cool with. Guys dread break up with girls they love.

If he doesn't come begging, then that's good riddance.....don't be scared of losing him....If you lose him because of this, then he was never worth it.


Live your life and trust in your qualities as a girl from intellect to beauty...... A good man loves a good woman.



Talking from experience, I was once like him- immature and flirty......got this angel who was all I wanted in a woman but because I knew she was damn into me, I just kept her in one corner with the mindset that when its time to marry, I will just marry her but lemme flex other girls, so I neglected her. She complained and complained but I wasn't moved. Then came the almighty break up....she broke up with me, at first it seemed like she was joking but she became serious....that's when I knew I had not been a good bf. Took a few weeks before she accepted back with tears in her eyes that I had changed and I didn't really care about her...... Since then its been a beautiful relationship to be cemented in a few months.

Good wife materials are scarce these days, guys know this,...so we won't want to lose the ones we have....only dumbb underage or immature guys won't care if they lose a good girl.

Apsssal:
U hv spoken my dear. reality is a fact.

Asslicker alert *joke*

aameyah:
Talk is cheap.

Its simple using ones brain... Women like trouble. So my female friend who sat in the front sit should come down and move to the back sit because you my gf is to join us in the car?
That's total disrespect to me, my friend/friendship and a stupid showoff and pride from my girl. I'd surely dump her Ass and date the friend who is humble enough to move to the back sit.

aameyah:
Ehenn.
So if the tables were turned and and I come see you with my pesky friend who relegates you to the backseat. How would you feel?

Its nothing... I have a million other things to think about....car sit position is not in that list.

ladyF:
Hehehe somebody just edited his/her post, but I read and screengrabbed it before he/she changed it.

Lol somebody pleaded with somebody so somebody will edit somebody's post.