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Lmao

porthouse7:
u are too dull

porthouse7:
I will rather be mentored by tinubu than be a zombident

you would rather be mentored by someone who is less than 2% . It’s obvious that 99.9% of Mr Druggie’s urchins no get sense

This joke made my day.

VictorDivine:
Go back and read number 8 carefuly then check the meaning of severed.

of course, we should be able to see a mark or sign depicting that he had six fingers

ObamaMessi:
pictures of what exactly?

at least a picture of your 6 fingers

Pictures or you are blabbing

Illegal1:
I no fit use my money buy iphone...

i jst dislyk anytin iphone...

abi you don’t have the money??

egbaguy2:
U shud be ashamed of urself being a med student and still thinking like a fool....that he is a doctor make him stupid too. I lost my ex to this shit and av moved on.

it’s quite surprising. A doctor and a med student fooling themselves

Premiumwriter:
why should we listen to the law in this case but not in the case of homosexuality?

was there any law upholding homosexuality in Nigeria before??

porthouse7:
as comprehensive as ur dull obi

Nothing really differentiates the druggie from his urchins

Filled with ignorance and wailing

porthouse7:
e easy to control Lagos?can obi control his local govt

I will reply you when you drop a comprehensive sentence

Patriotsleague:
He spoke Igbo in the first clip, he was just speaking Yoruba to appeal with the officers in the second clip. See their thick Igbo accent

spoke which Igbo in which first video? You obviously don’t know what you are saying. Go and watch the video and see how they were even fluent in Yoruba. You might as well drop a short clip from the video showing where they spoke igbo

Confirmedzombie:
See the guys flat heads. This ipob criminals will never have sense.

This guys are potential unknown gunmen

Kudos to the gallant officers.

shut up yoruba pig. Nah Igbo criminal dey speak yoruba…? Ezi

bamdly:
iranu just to trend for how many days

wow.....he could have just help the needy with the traveling money..
but his happiness matter sha

nah the needy make the money for him??

porthouse7:
he's better than dull obi

laugh my ass out. Look for something else and drop small urchin. Even primary school pupils would laugh themselves out seeing or hearing such .

That druggie needs to be in shape first; starting from his tooth but then, why would anyone care to put him in shape when he no reach 2% again if he was a phone

proff010:
Batified omoluabi

God forbid

We reject anything relating to that deadbeat druggie

With the way you write, why won’t they make him your boss You don’t even know the difference or how to make use of am/I’m, present and past tense and you want them to make you the CEO

Sheistoopretty:
Who's the lady dating this small boy with a Nairaland acct that is barely a month that won't let us rest on this forum? I guess u must be one of those jobless Redpillers here, that's why u were so ashamed of using your old moniker to type

the op nah confirm jobless werey

paradiseVirgin:
DJ play me Marriage for Money by Siofra featuring Rozross and Jennyclay

This evening newspaper again

The animal behind this account dey very dumb . This picture full online ewu.

Idonweak:
From Pinterest

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Zonefree:
This notorious bandit dey snap and post photos online steady but Nigerian government can't trace and arrest him... But, someone will manage to steal a phone in Lagos and run to Sokoto, before 2 days, Nigerian police will arrest the person.

This mystery is beyond my understanding.

Mibrondo:
Oga. I told you your illiteracy is superb. You read but hardly comprehend. Go school, you no go. Go hustle you refuse.

yen yen yen yen . Business man that doesn’t have idea of what business is. The earlier you stop deceiving yourself, the better for you kid. I dropped a simple analysis for you and you are here blabbing. Lmao…// online beggar answering a business man. A business man that borrows 2k from a loan company, is that a business man??

Mibrondo:
So you nor know the meaning of eligibility?

Your ilitracy is on the high rise

mtcheeeeew, Oga, I said go and sit down

Mibrondo:
Have sense. I am looking for 9k. You can read but your brain can't comprehend

Please, try and be reasonable in your life.

chronic better, shut your mouth up. You are looking for 9k to boost what stupid business?? Ogbeni, you are looking for a loan company to defraud. Unfortunately, they sensed how fraudulent you are. Real business men don’t collect 9k for business talk of applying for 2k self. So, shut up

You are still here asking stupid questions. I don’t have pity on people with relationship issues because 99.9% of you cunts always see the red flags right from time but always give yourselves stupid hope or overlook them

In a few weeks to come, this one will come here to tell us how depressed he is and how loan companies are after his life bla bla bla. You want to borrow 2000 to support your business, what kind of stupid business is that

Mtcheeeew. You no be business man op. If you are looking for pity or free money here, you dey waste your time

Proofs or I don’t believe it. Infact, getat

imagrg:
A similar thing happened in my area last year but the girl amicably settled it by offering the man good safe sex and making him realise the age difference as a reason why she can't marry him.

The man relaxed his intention to marry her and later went for a 35 years old lady. She even bought the new wife a jeep and they had their honeymoon in Los Angeles..USA.

nah so. You for marry him or dash him one of your sisters. Ana akogheri

PasD:
PS: we have not had sex before at all. He just wants relationship and marriage but for me he is too old for me. Majority of people here are saying I should return the phone....

Just maybe I should....

But there is something I think y'all should know. He is not asking me to give him the phone directly. He send the phone dealer that delivered the phone to tell me that they need to give the phone to another person and give me another one. That they made a mistake giving me another person's phone. But I'm not a fool I know he wants it back.

I have called and he is not picking

if he is man enough, he should ask for the phone himself and do not hesitate to hand it over to him and move on with your life. Don’t give it to the phone dealer. The man is very stupid and next time, if a man wants to get you a gift, let him know the receipt must bear your details and not his; if not, no be gift be that.

Nonexisting1:
See how this one skipped the details of the story. The old man was fuccking her and bought her the iphone thinking it would make her to be available to him alone. He also might be making moves to wife her. She promised not to fucck anyone else but he caught her cheating on him with her pink-braided-head boyfriend, decided to severe the relationship and demanded the iphone back. She is now giving us half baked story. Vaginarians ndi inyo.

shut up kid

Yen yen yen….. pig

FuckSilly:
Shay I send your mama ni?
Or deh
Ogun kee you der