₦airaland Forum

Passionnn:
Our ballot papers used to be like that of the Zambian.
What INEC is doing is to be on the safe side. So it includes the names of all the registered political parties on the ballot so that no one will sue it later of not being included.

sorry to say but you are not making sense to me

JooEeL:
See them. Lazy youth.

All they're good at is always finding the easier way out. They will never confront their problems. How many people of other countries are doing customer service job while living in another country?

You know Nigeria is your problem but instead of find ways to disintegrate it, take the bull by its horn once and for all, you will prefer to go to Ikeja Along and buy modem and fairly used laptop with cracked screen and search for remote jobs so that if some small dollars roll in, you can sit down by your window side and watch nigeria burn for all you care.

I know you have calculated the foreign exchange and you're already rubbing your hands and dreaming of how you can start to buga once the dollars roll in.

Na lie. Terrorists are now in Abuja and Ondo, Owo. Ebubeagu and herdsmen are in Lokpanta, Abia and Ihiala.

Anywhere you go na bandit and terrorist. IT IS REVOLUTION NOW! YOU MUST FIGHT IT. NO ESCAPE FOR YOU!

what's this trash this one is spewing?? Abeg shift

Portable

meobizy:
OP is still alive struggling for FTC on front page topics. Lol. Nairaland and attention seeking.

Righteousness2:
There is nothing absolutely wrong with her wearing a skirt. It's the same material, it's the same uniform.

She is not man! And so her putting on skirt is not a crime.

mtcheeeeew, go and sit down oga

Mtcheeeew

I opened this thread expecting to see crayfish/crayfishes.

Yes of course. After being shortlisted, physical verification comes next

shellybee:
The joke is not really funny
Maybe it's just me sha

I'd give you an A+ for effort tho

the guy is hungry

technuel:
As it stands now, I am on the verge of quiting a six months old relationship because of the following reasons;

The Girl I am dating shares pictures of her ex on her Whatsapp Status. I wasn't cool about it. I can't even actually fathom what is going on in her head and her motive towards that. She did it the first time, I warned her, she did it the second time I warned her, she did it the third time and now the fourth time. I am already fade up.

Since she has made up her mind to disrespect me by puting up her ex pictures on her Status. I have decided to call it a quit. I was even planning of paying her bride price by December. But from what I am seeing, it won't be possible.

Please I need your advice

lol, nothing should stop you from paying her bride price ooo. She is the right woman for you since you are coming up with this after the fourth attempt. Both of you are m*d

AntichristXXX:
Baba fvck wetin you wan fvck and have other ladies on standby. Both of you no fit marry, forget it. No say I no warn you o.

op, take this advice. Those qualities you listed there, my babe dey flex them pass and as I dey now, I’m just catching cruise now. I’m done trying. Whenever she is tired, she will find her way

PerfectStranger:
Did you smell ya finger afterwards? Talk true

lolz

TarOrfeeek:
Two Puff Adders, one of the most dangerous species of snake on the surface of this earth.

Playing love inside your compound.

You people should call NAF to bomb that place.

Abeg?

this is hilarious

emmyluizzz:
I pray you win

amen. Thanks

Nazgul:
These are habits not mistakes. Anything you do consistently on a daily basis is no longer considered as a mistake but a habit.

noted

Mine are
1. Masturbation
2. Patronizing Hookup girls/oloshos
3. Not saving
4. Borrowing

Making a little change shaa. I believe I’m gonna win my battles

Once person miss for Yoruba land, nah prayer oooo. Ndi skull miners

DropsMic:
I blame the useless passengers for toying with their lives.

We Nigerians must stop this our "anyhow e be make we just manage" mentality.. It has done us more harm than good.

it’s quite pathetic.

Hmmm, the feeling of loneliness can be something else at times but what can we do nah! It’s well…..

08134383108, you can drop a text or a WhatsApp message.

gift2xl:
She was 23, 4yrs ahead of me . dude give yourself time to grow don't rush and you will see thing's clearly before concluding.

he never see anything

Felimax:
Well said Mr Atiku!

I kept saying it that you cannot use social media to influence the votes from the North. When you hear the ovation Obi is getting from the cities you will be fooled to think we have the same demography of thinking across the nation.

Yes, I only don't want the Obedient to cry foul play eventually.

are you making sense to yourself?

DriverX:
Mtcheew. Next!

stabilizer:
I don't have an account bro.

Not a single account in my name. I'm sorry kid. Help the motherless and receive blessings from above.

Ensure you ask for wisdom.by doing this of you can or will give some of your money to orphanage.

LOL... You wan credit me

O ti ya werey

werey don calm down. Mtcheeeew lame motherfuck**

Prettygirl200:
His friend's were telling me to move on that I will find someone better than him, but it's painful am deeply hurt I do not deserve this kind of heartbreak the worst part is that I trusted him so much.

the earlier you move on, the better for you. Don’t go dey waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t value you oo

lilvicky68:
I earn nothing but I spend money monthly..

What God cannot do does not exist.

you dey thief?

stabilizer:
You are mad! Do I look like a slowpoke like you? How on earth do you expect me to post my account balance on here? Even if I'm up to a billion or not?

O ti n mad... If you don't know the right thing to say, Install word connect and start playing.. Its a cool game.

Please try to improve your level of maturity.

I thought you were richer than me? Boy, post your account balance, block the necessary whatever and for your information, I don’t even see any necessary tho to block/this is a faceless forum. If you are broke like the motherfuc*ker you dey defend, drop your account details, make I help your life ewu

stabilizer:
Is that funds? Broke ass.

What's the difference between you and who stays with his parents? He may even be better than you cos the noise na him parent own.


If your parents own a house, a tasteful one, you won't settle for a 100k worth of an apartment.

If you reply you be idiot, of you don't you are a shameless goat. And if you do any of the two, Thunder will strike your dirty boxer except it isn't dirty. It's obvious you are dirty and so is your underwears.

Next time, try to express love to your fellow brother. Foolish wretched dirty boy who thinks he has arrive by paying 100k for the kitchen he called a living palace.

Boy, I’m still waiting for your account balance

stabilizer:
Is that funds? Broke ass.

What's the difference between you and who stays with his parents? He may even be better than you cos the noise na him parent own.


If your parents own a house, a tasteful one, you won't settle for a 100k worth of an apartment.

If you reply you be idiot, of you don't you are a shameless goat. And if you do any of the two, Thunder will strike your dirty boxer except it isn't dirty. It's obvious you are dirty and so is your underwears.

Next time, try to express love to your fellow brother. Foolish wretched dirty boy who thinks he has arrive by paying 100k for the kitchen he called a living palace.

Can I see your account balance please? Drop that and get a 100k transfer from me if you have up to a million naira

07kjb:
Stop putting people in an unnecessary pressures

How much you get for bank?

I have enough to pay at least 100k and feed myself comfortably