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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For A Machinist/turner by Chriso2: 3:19pm On Jun 18, 2021
whats d pay like
Romance / Re: Never Forgive A Cheating Hoe by Chriso2: 6:08am On May 30, 2021
OP u be capital MUMU OOOOO, u girl dey ur presence received another guy's call, next day u telewired 20k to her acct wt abeg? Chai! Ewu atam igu n'isi
Food / Re: How To Make Ofe Nsala (White Soup) by Chriso2: 4:25pm On Jan 13, 2021
Abeg wetin be ehuru, is it d nutmeg we dey buy 50 naira for market?
Romance / Re: Man Plans With Prostitute To Disgrace Him Over Unpaid Sex To Propose To Girlfrie by Chriso2: 4:09am On Aug 14, 2020
Ppl sef, u ppl didn't see what her lady display na to attack d man. She even kneel down to beg d fake prostitute, ladies here better learn how to win men's heart oo

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Romance / Re: How A Prostitute, Club Girl Changed My Life by Chriso2: 12:23pm On Dec 17, 2019
I believe in this story 100% because I have heard of similar story. Where a guy who was suffering was asked by his friends to join them to d night club, d guy refused but afer much persuasion, he agreed. There in d club, every men wants this particular stripper to dance with, but d girl refuse all d men, n go straight to this particular poor guy that was sitting and watching, drag him to d floor dance, in d morning, d girl insisted that she must go wt this guy and told d guy pump & play she loves him. That's how d story of this guy changed. The girl later find mouth watering job for d guy, they later married, God blessed d marriage wt children boys and girls. Now they r stinkly rich

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Sports / Re: Father Mbaka Anointed Rangers Players Before They Won Kano Pillars (Pics, Video) by Chriso2: 1:38pm On Oct 26, 2018
Having realized there shortcoming, they went to Adoration again b4 this match, u can see how they lift d cup miraculously.
Sports / Re: Father Mbaka Anointed Rangers Players Before They Won Kano Pillars (Pics, Video) by Chriso2: 1:35pm On Oct 26, 2018
For ppl who never believed, let me tell some facts that happened recently wt Rangers. In 2016 as d league is starting, Rangers went to Adoration ground, Fr. Mbaka for prayers, the result of d prayer was that they lift d league that season which they lasted lifted in 1984, they brought d Cup to Fr. Mbaka, he gave them Millions of naira. In 2017 season, Rangers, instead of seeking God's face n divine intervention, went for Babalawo/juju, they couldnt even make d first five in d table
Sports / Re: Hello Punters, Have You Experienced This Issue Before? by Chriso2: 10:15am On May 16, 2018
Ok
Sports / Re: Hello Punters, Have You Experienced This Issue Before? by Chriso2: 2:46pm On May 15, 2018
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Puffin
Sports / Re: Hello Punters, Have You Experienced This Issue Before? by Chriso2: 5:10pm On May 14, 2018
Didn't work, but I have downloaded another browser and is working faster and perfect wt the new browser


Amadaz:
Clear your browsing cache/cookies and try again
Sports / Re: Hello Punters, Have You Experienced This Issue Before? by Chriso2: 1:44pm On May 14, 2018
My phone model is infinix note 4, moreover, this problem is devoid of virus or no virus. I think u haven't experienced this issue b4, believe me so many ppl r experiencing this problem now, a situation where bet9ja will open, every other thing in this window will open except bet and placing bets






blackpanthar:
we do not use LOW memory phones like yours.

anything less than 4GB RAM will always HANG
also check for VIRUS.


Sports / Hello Punters, Have You Experienced This Issue Before? by Chriso2: 11:21am On May 14, 2018
my phone could not book bet9ja again. how can I solve this issue. if I log in to any other person's phone, It will go through but my phone will be hanging especially when trying to book or place bet. it's not data issue, who had experience this problem before, how were u able to solve it.
Romance / Re: Please Help, I Have Not Been Sleeping Well, My Mind Is Not At Rest. by Chriso2: 9:12am On Apr 15, 2018
Super story!!!


UDUJ:
SirToby please don’t bring religion into this. God is not punishing you for any activity you feel you did cheesy

You suffer from Anxiety. Anxiety is a mental health disorder and affects over 60% of Nigerians but because of the way our society is designed we decide not to treat it cause of the supposed stigma attached to such. When people think of anxiety, they think of worrying and stress. They think of fears and a feeling as though something is going to go wrong. Anxiety is seen in thoughts and actions.

But anxiety has a tremendous physical component, and one of the key contributors to those physical sensations is long term stress. This Stress has a tremendous impact on your health, and one of the most common conditions is feeling ill.


The stress from anxiety can cause feelings of very genuine sickness. These feelings often mimic the way illnesses make you feel. Your stomach can feel like it's rumbling and you may even feel like you are having fever or malaria. Feeling sick may be a sign that you've fallen ill, but it can also be a clear sign of anxiety.

When we are stressed and the stress is a prolonged one (e.g. grief), it is physically very hard on the body to maintain this stress response for a prolonged period, so we have to find ways to take our body out of this stress response. Some of these ways are spending time with friends, counselling, medication, mindfulness, making sure we eat and sleep enough, massage, hypnosis etc. There are lots of different things that can help.

Anxiety can weaken your immune system, increasing the risk of suffering from mild illness.

Feeling ill is something that often causes concern. Some people feel so sick that they vomit or experience profound nausea that keeps them away from their activities. Some people experience more than just nausea as well. They may experience other symptoms that are similar to catching a fever, malaria or flu. They may feel like their organss are swollen, or their tongue is dry. They may feel lightheaded. They may even cough or experience severe stomach discomfort, like indigestion.

When anxiety is causing these symptoms, they're not dangerous. Anxiety is simply your body's misfiring of the body's natural fight or flight response, and the way your body reacts is designed to make sure that you know you're supposed to be fearful.
The problem isn't the signals themselves, the problem is that you're experiencing them all the time, often when it is inconvenient. People feel these symptoms for different reasons:

Situational anxiety is actually natural. It's inconvenient, but it's natural. Back in school, if you felt severe illness before a big test, it's because you genuinely feared that test. While tests shouldn't provide that fear, the reaction is not unexpected.

But on the other hand, the one you should fear and what I think you have is Feelings of chronic illness from anxiety which is even more problematic, because when your anxiety won't go away, the feeling of being ill won't go away either. It becomes something that makes you feel worse about your health, saps your energy, and can ruin each and every day (all symptoms you are feeling now).

My recommendation: go to the clinic and see a trained therapist. He will prescribe some good anti-depressants. You will be okay. smiley
Romance / Re: Lady Taking Selfie Mistakingly Captures Unclad Guy Defecating (photo) by Chriso2: 2:45pm On Jan 11, 2018
Looking at d pic, one can confirm that it is a third party that snap d pic. So, d pix is not a selfie rather a deliberate act by someone not seen in d background
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Whatsap Romance Group Creation Here by Chriso2: 7:43pm On Dec 09, 2017
No
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian 5.0 Cgpa To Thailand 4.0 Grading Scale by Chriso2: 8:39am On May 21, 2017
By mathematical Interpolation
Romance / Re: I Need Your Advice Pls by Chriso2: 7:05am On May 08, 2017
... u bought d phone for her
.... in less than two weeks ...told d guy I love u ... someone he never met b4.
... u r comfortably a working class.

my dear, she don open an account for ur head. see u see High Bp if eventually u give her another chance
Romance / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated A Woman by Chriso2: 2:54pm On May 05, 2017
[quote author=infantlion post=56173384]Hello fellow Nairanders,

Once upon a time in 2016, I fell in love with a beautiful damsel who happened to be a virgin. We became very intimate and had great sex.After sex, she always thanked me for making her feel so extraordinary.As at that time, I was madly in love with her.

We got engaged in December 2016 in a grant style due to the fact that am working as a graduate engineer in a multinational firm.

I sincerely had the intention of taking her to the altar until early February, my friend alerted me that he saw my girl in a club with four(4) young men...I got worried and quickly called, her phone rang, no response.I gave her 458 missed calls until later in the evening, she answered"Nkem, am so sorry, I was sleeping while your calls came through"

I wept and called my friend to confirm if his is very sure of what he told me...He insisted.I kept wondering, how could an engaged woman flirt around with guys? I was shocked because I got 95% of what women need-money, good sex,good looking, good job e.t.c

In a nutshell, I invited her to my place and interrogated her and she admitted that she went to club with those guys but nothing happened.No woman would truly agree that she "spreaded" her legs for another man.

My feelings for her crashed to 0%..She pleaded for 30 days until she involved my pastor.My pastor told me to embrace forgiveness which I did...We started all over again and she promised to be faithful, loyal and honest at all times..

A month later she took in.The badnews came as a shock to me because I never cum inside her whenever we had sex...I quickly rushed to see my family doctor.He told me there is 100% chances of any woman to get pregnant with the method I adopted.

Due to the fact that my feelings for her is still at 0%, I begged her for an abortion and she replied"over my dead body"..Her family called me and I told them I am not ready and they threatened to arrest me...They sent her to my house last week with her protruded stomach without my consent...It was very late and I had no choice than to let her in.

Luck ran out of her this morning when she got a call from one Pastor Mike...I was curious to know if it is "hygienic" for a pastor to call a beautiful damsel in the early hours of the day...I questioned her and she told me the guy is a genuine pastor...
Me:pastor of which church?
She:Catholic Church
Do catholic church ordain pastors?

I called the so-called Pastor Mike and he said, he is not a pastor.

I have contacted my family and friends, but am not yet comfortable with their counsel.

One good thing about Nairanders is that from the bad, the good and the ugly comments, a wise OP should be able to get something out of nothing.

Long live Nairanders!!!
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!











Find a way to send her back to her parents, then make sure u provide for her till she give birth, go for paternity test to ascertain if d baby is urs. That u impregnated her does not necessarily means u will marry her.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Crown Feed & Livestock Limited by Chriso2: 3:44pm On May 02, 2017
Pls who knows about this company in Issele Uku, their salary package and how to locate there if u r coming from Onitsha. Pls NL its urgent.
Events / Re: Woman Caught Rubbing The Stomach Of Bride On Her Wedding Day (Video) by Chriso2: 8:33pm On Apr 21, 2017
If that woman left unexposed, then d camera man is wicked b/c he saw it n emphasized on her
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: M.p.g Resources Invitation by Chriso2: 7:37am On Apr 20, 2017
Na them
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by Chriso2: 2:42pm On Mar 29, 2017
pls who have any knowledge about d experienced cadre that had apt test on Jan mainly mechanical n Electrical
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Vacancy For Engineers by Chriso2: 5:28pm On Mar 27, 2017
please what type of job is this and the location.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oiltest Group Aptitude Test by Chriso2: 10:09am On Mar 03, 2017
i did apt test wt oiltest in 2013, then their questions is not GMAT, it is simple questions on application of physics, familiar engineering tools, simple mathematics, even English laxies & structure inclusive. d questions r up to 100 in number, but u have to be as fast/accurate as possible for u to scale through.

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Business / Re: Woman Caught Mixing Grinded Pepper With Palm Oil And Colourings In Delta State by Chriso2: 12:32pm On Mar 02, 2017
What's she trying to get from d mixture?
Romance / Re: What Do You Guys Think Is Going On??? *UPDATE* by Chriso2: 1:27pm On Feb 24, 2017
Blessed11:


Hi Naira Land!
Hi Naira Land!

So I need to guys to help me out here. I'm confused about my relationship, so maybe you guys can help see clearly?

I met my fiancé at a wedding in Nigeria. He was the best man I was the maid of honor. We are both igbo but I am American born & raised.

After the wedding we exchanged numbers. And he chatted me as I flew back to the States up until today 10 months later. We have talked everyday, 3x a day.

Two weeks after the wedding he started saying he loves me. And I was abit thrown off by it. Soon within the first month he mentioned marriage. This threw me off, but enticed me as I want to marry being in my 30s.

In one of our earliest convos, he mentioned buying us a house since Im now his responsibility but he will leave it for me and come to visit. Since hes not sure he likes yankee. This unfuriated me & I ignored him for 2 days. What kind of marriage would that be? He said he was just joking n I forgave him.

So fast forward 7 months later... he has stated his intention to marry me to my uncle after coming to see me in Lagos on a visit I made.

We did the wine engagement ceremony in my uncle house. I met his whole family: Mom, Sister, Brother, his Boss... everyone knows about me. And chats me everyday. My picture has been on his dp the whole 9 months. He sent texts showing me off... and posted my pics on fb. He contacted my uncle to do the introduction and spoke to my Dad & Mom. He calls me his soulmate... and says he will have a broken heart if I leave him.

So here are the problems: He lied about his age. Told me he is 32 (I am 32) but I found out thru his ex he is 29. I confronted him and took 5 months and silly made up stories before he came clean that he is indeed 29. I even called his Mom to verify. He told me his Mom was lying! But today he confesses he is 29.

Next issue: when I went to Lagos to see him, I searched his phone. Wrong I know! But I saw three texts that confused me: one was him asking his friend to save his ex gf pics of him and her and one of her awards. Two was him asking his friend to send him money to complete d mission in lagos as he is making road for men. The third was him flirting with one girl.

Next issue: he keeps mentioning marriage but doesnt ask where we will live, wat he will do for living here.. or any real plans. Im the one making all d plans.

The last issue: we got into an argument about some of the texts I saw on my lagos visit. One of his friends called him to ask him why we are fighting. He told him a very different story! That we are fighting because I want him to live in America, but he cant live there since he has his job in ph. Mind you all he has no job he is an errand boy and does construction gigs. He told his friend that he wants to just be visiting me instead. I was so confused because I was getting ready to file for him, choosing a place for us to live, and looking into job sectors and schools for him!

So I called him to pretend thats what I want. And he agreed! Saying that I can live in America and him in Nigeria for awhile and I can have babies later like 40 he said.

Naira Landers!! Am I missing something? Or does everything seems okay and I'm overthinking this guy? Please be honest and neutral!!!!
So I need to guys to help me out here. I'm confused about my relationship, so maybe you guys can help see clearly?

I met my fiancé at a wedding in Nigeria. He was the best man I was the maid of honor. We are both igbo but I am American born & raised.

After the wedding we exchanged numbers. And he chatted me as I flew back to the States up until today 10 months later. We have talked everyday, 3x a day.

Two weeks after the wedding he started saying he loves me. And I was abit thrown off by it. Soon within the first month he mentioned marriage. This threw me off, but enticed me as I want to marry being in my 30s.

In one of our earliest convos, he mentioned buying us a house since Im now his responsibility but he will leave it for me and come to visit. Since hes not sure he likes yankee. This unfuriated me & I ignored him for 2 days. What kind of marriage would that be? He said he was just joking n I forgave him.

So fast forward 7 months later... he has stated his intention to marry me to my uncle after coming to see me in Lagos on a visit I made.

We did the wine engagement ceremony in my uncle house. I met his whole family: Mom, Sister, Brother, his Boss... everyone knows about me. And chats me everyday. My picture has been on his dp the whole 9 months. He sent texts showing me off... and posted my pics on fb. He contacted my uncle to do the introduction and spoke to my Dad & Mom. He calls me his soulmate... and says he will have a broken heart if I leave him.

So here are the problems: He lied about his age. Told me he is 32 (I am 32) but I found out thru his ex he is 29. I confronted him and took 5 months and silly made up stories before he came clean that he is indeed 29. I even called his Mom to verify. He told me his Mom was lying! But today he confesses he is 29.

Next issue: when I went to Lagos to see him, I searched his phone. Wrong I know! But I saw three texts that confused me: one was him asking his friend to save his ex gf pics of him and her and one of her awards. Two was him asking his friend to send him money to complete d mission in lagos as he is making road for men. The third was him flirting with one girl.

Next issue: he keeps mentioning marriage but doesnt ask where we will live, wat he will do for living here.. or any real plans. Im the one making all d plans.

The last issue: we got into an argument about some of the texts I saw on my lagos visit. One of his friends called him to ask him why we are fighting. He told him a very different story! That we are fighting because I want him to live in America, but he cant live there since he has his job in ph. Mind you all he has no job he is an errand boy and does construction gigs. He told his friend that he wants to just be visiting me instead. I was so confused because I was getting ready to file for him, choosing a place for us to live, and looking into job sectors and schools for him!

So I called him to pretend thats what I want. And he agreed! Saying that I can live in America and him in Nigeria for awhile and I can have babies later like 40 he said.

Naira Landers!! Am I missing something? Or does everything seems okay and I'm overthinking this guy? Please be honest and neutral!!!!




believe it or not, this is "one chance marriage" lies lies everywhere. dat ur guy na lie Muhammed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by Chriso2: 2:17am On Feb 21, 2017
vanvinci:


Thanks a lot. I really do appreciate your generosity, and I'm sure I speak also for others like me yet to be assessed.
But if I may ask again (this has been confusing me for a while, and may even sound stupid): What exactly is a T-shirt? (lol)

I'm guessing a button-free short-sleeved shirt with little or no flamboyant design.

T shirt is what we call polo

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by Chriso2: 5:52pm On Feb 20, 2017
SirElaw:

Don't prepare for something too serious. This stage will test you prowess in practical situations.
You'll be splitted into different groups of 3. Each group would take turns carrying out two different test. Anyone of these two described below could come first for your group.

Test 1: You'll be presented with a sample of flour which you are to measure and sift through a series of sieves. You'll be making use of a sifter which you most likely haven't used before so I'm sure your ability to understand how machines work would be graded.
Hint: ensure each of the sieves are perfectly fitted into each other and the clamp STRONGLY TIGHTENED over the top cover.

Test 2: You'll be presented with two samples of flour and required to determine if they are from the same flour or not. Colour, texture and a comparison of particles under microscope should help you make your decision.
Hint: You should ask if you are allowed to taste. I didn't and I felt stupid since flour is perfectly edible.

Good luck.


thanks for d info. wishing u successful outcome
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Nigerian Job Listing Websites Are Reliable And Genuine. by Chriso2: 6:18am On Feb 20, 2017
hotnigerianjobs is d most reliable

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Winning CV. Check It Out by Chriso2: 6:08am On Feb 20, 2017
this is résumé & not CV, its too Long

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