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wow! FTC after a very long time.

To my nine(9) closest friends in the army, I dedicate this to you guyz & ur colleagues out there fighting for us. None of you shall have a scratch.

I await your return.

Airforce1:
For your mind

heheheheheheheheheheheh

Mine only took me like few minutes on that fortunate day after observing her for few weeks & it's as if we've known for years.

Ladies love to be with me all time. They said it's because of my powerful sense of humour which is my natural disposition; very funny disposition.
My lady(wife-to-be) always say i'm ladies' man.

okonja:
So, this is all you wanna post and you misbehaving ?

hehehehehehehehe

Kaybaba5:
A strange development has oc­curred in Ilawe-Ekiti, Ekiti South-West Local Government Area of Ekiti State. Residents told Daily Sun that on February 7, 2015, in Oke-Ibedo area of the town, some people who had slaughtered a goat for a burial were shocked to find some pieces of raw gold, coins, keys, padlocks and wed­ding ring among others inside the goat after cutting its belly.

The strange happening stirred up confu­sion and controversy as those who claimed they saw it happened, insisted it was true, while cynics wondered how the claim could be true. They were nevertheless enthralled by a daunting evidence of blood stained pieces of raw gold presented by the eyewit­nesses.

According to residents, many of whom spoke on condition of anonymity, the development disrupted the ceremony, as guests for whom the goat was slaughtered went back to their homes in fear and embarrassment. The goat owned by a yet-to-be identified old woman who had given it out to a friend. ­

The woman whom the goat was given, it was gathered, had reared it for several years after which it did not reproduce. She, howev­er, got tired of rearing the goat and sold it to the people who needed it for the ceremony.

A resident of Ilawe, simply identified as Amina Ibeji said: “Yes, it is true that a strange goat had some pieces of raw gold in its belly after it was slaughtered in this town. The incident happened last week. The people who found this out wanted to use the goat as supplementary meat for their ceremony, but they were both embarrassed and shocked to find the glittering objects which they later described as pieces of raw gold inside the animal.”

Another resident, Yomi Adeayo, who works in a beer parlour said: “It is true that people found some strange objects in a goat that was slaughtered for a ceremony. It happened in Oke-Ibedo area of this town. The incident attracted a large crowd because evil news spreads faster. The strange objects were later identified as pieces of raw gold.

“I didn’t witness it, but I have the pictures of the objects on my phone. I had taken it from a friend who took the photographs at the scene. It was gathered later that the people who witnessed it took the objects and the goat to the king’s palace. Since then, the matter had been laid to rest.”

Daily Sun was told by stern looking security men that Oba Adebanji Ajibade Alabi that the monarch was not around. A palace worker who refused to reveal his identity said: “No such thing happened in this town.” He immediately walked away.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=106512

This reply is too long for my liking... Longest reply forever.

Smhh...

I'll personally go down to Ekiti,Nigeria for confirmation after my five years course here in France.. I dey year one now sha.

winedeal:
Ops..MAloxine?

malo

I ate my dinner too early... Just hope I won't go hungry at mid-night.

Is the MALOxine word for VOTE Buhari...

wtf stands for What The F4vk.

As for "e.t.c", don't tell me you don't know what it stands before I slap you...

Nice

ogorkojo:
OP there is a New state coordinator, and she visited my LG yesterday. Questions were asked based on state allawee. The reply she gave was that the state is now paying,and dey r paying from 2o12 batch. but most people didn't get dias cos d account number they filled in den is either incorrect or invalid. She said about #34m was returned back to d state govt by d bank.

Really...

Buh none of my batch has received theirs & my dogs are still out there watching, unless its 2011 batch C & 2012 batch A...

Thanks dearie..

TrishaP:
In as much as your point is inarguable, I accept the correction. You almost got my statement wrong and I'm not surprised.. But I'm going to ask one thing..Can you still have a flashback of way back your six/seven months childhood days and say it?..that's if you have any idea.

I wasn't trying to encourage the op to do such in front of her little baby but at least she should be cautious about it...Abi your trying to say they shouldnt make love because of their baby.. apparently the baby doesn't stay in a separate room as the whiteees does, so they can do the deeds when baby is asleep or face masked period.

That's why I commented earlier that "quickie" is nocturnal.

Quicky is nocturnal.

I don't know why Gov.Amechi has refused to pay us; the 2012 batch B corpers, our 12month state allowance (#10,000 per month + 10,000). Total = 130,000.

Honestly, it's unfair for Amechi to act in such a manner.

I know there are 2012 batch B ex-corpers on NairaLand.

Mod please do the needful.

onatisi:
it is infact the fattest lie. There is no way uba will fold up. Just relax ur mind .

Yeah thanks ma bro.. UBA is too big to fold. Her sisters; FirstBank, UnionBank can't fold too.

goldman777:
inside every information there is an atom of truth i dont have any uba accounts

Good thing I was able to reach a lady after so many trials who works with UBA's regional HQ in the east.
She said IT'S NOT TRUE.

goldman777:
why didnt you ask d woman her source of information

She said an insider told her. And that's why I brought it here

I pray it's a FAT lie.

Pishure

A woman who rushed to her bank(UBA precisely) this afternoon to transfer all her money & close up the account just told me that. I learnt an insider got her informed.

Please NL how true is it? Anyone please?

I visited his profile on FBK and discovered he's bn made celebrity overnight kinda when his death is not yet confirmed so said his brother.

Pathetic

Nutase:
maybe i am but u are Chris-addicted to gay things

Lmao...hehehehehehe....Now I understand who you are...I shouldn't have replied you at the first place...The best I can serve you is silence which is golden.

Nutase:
you sound gay

I sound gay but i'm not..As for you, you sound so HEAVILY STEWPID...Are u stewpid?
Your mind dey very dirty.. Wetin sound gay for the post now.

Chai...

Each time I see them on T.V, I kinda imagine how true is their demise.

I watch them exhibit those living characteristics on screen.

I imagine their corpse lying 6ft down there, their souls somewhere up there I don't know & their image alive on screen performing.

This world is nothing.

*Tears almost dropping*
(kia come go back inside big boys don't cry)

Fellow NL share yours abeg.

Chai...

Each time I see them on Africa Magic, I kinda imagine how true is their demise.

I watch them exhibit those living characteristics on screen.

I imagine their corpse lying 6ft down there, their souls somewhere up there I don't know & their image alive on screen performing.

This world is nothing.

*Tears almost dropping*(kia come go back inside big boys don't cry)

Fellow NL share yours abeg.

kikelomojessy:
I will prefer him deceiving with dis qualities Dan him being the opposite. I will enjoy it while it last. I love dem guys being well composed

Nice one..Just hope the Op sees it.

spyg1:
@ OP, if U call those points deceives, then what are the qualities of a nice guy? I think without this guys will be like wolves, then girls will prefer been alone rather than staying with wolves.

Haba! Na wa o...Guy u're on point...You're 1000Likes richer...Just bone the Op...How else will a man woo a woman if not thru one of those ways...Even the bible stated some let alone in Art of Seduction by Robert Greene..
This Op is just one boring guy...
Let me tell ya, no block ur sisters' track for marriage with this wrong precept..
Even sef any woman wey read this post go still fall under my spell thereafter...By the time I delete her current precept from other men, format her memory, install & program her to my precept and she becomes mine..Simple.

Even the devil can appear as an angel of light.

The devil needs ur active participation to fall to his deceit.

If that Priest is proficient enof with the Word of God, he'll know that's a false appearance.

Going to church with bulletin that has no bullet.






























































































































My Above Comment Is Like A Puzzle...Pray before u read again so as to understand...

Plz quote me not so u won't stand curseable.

I'm tired of that nUnsense..Almost smashed my 3310 cos of it.

I comment my reserve as I await NL clowns to comment while I return for view-smiling.

charliesco1:
Dnt enter cult , u say no dey form strong man.. Unlike what's happenin in unizik now.. Too bad for am.. R.I.p to d dead..

Also happening in Enugu.

LewisO:
Nice one bro! Chop knuckles...

Yea..Confirmed... U sef chop ur own.. Correct man.