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Bible researcher interviewed Hausa, Yoruba and Ibo folks to know what they would rather change in the bible if they were given the chance. The Hausa man said: "Walahi, the adulteress Jesus asked to go should have been stoned fa!" The Ibo man replied: "NNA, I can't understand why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus. In short, he is not a good business man." The Yoruba man retorted: Jesus should have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had already paid for the ASO -EBI. At least he should have allowed us enjoy the OWAMBE before performing his miracle .

men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying 2 go back between the legs of a woman. why?becoz there's no place like home.

ON JUNE 6 - 2006 & 6 MIN & 6 SEC AFTER 6 AM DAY TIME AND DATE WILL BE 06:06:06:06:/06/06/06 HAPPENS ONCE IN 100000 YEARS

Preacher: "How come I never see you in church anymore, Morris?"

Morris: "There are too many hypocrites there, Reverend."

Preacher: "Don't worry, Morris; there's always room for one more."

After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday.

Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale."Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible!" she said.

Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him!"

in 1976, obasanjo visited our school and said we were the leaders of tomorrow. 30 yrs later he is still our leader. He used up our parents quota, he is using our quota and now he wants to use our children's quota. say no to 3rd term!!!

When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than her.

Due to his presidential handshake policy, we lost gloria alozie, emmanuel olisadebe, francis obikwelu among others. What did we have to show for his being there, asides the super falcons and them taiye taiwo in africa.

Instead of giving us big time independence, he gave it to his pot belly, that's why he cannot wear a suit!

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Uyime Tech Systems (5/17/2006 3:20:27 PM): Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?" Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

> > > Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" > > > Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." > > > Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" > > > Millionaire: I was "A Billionaire"

As far as I'm concerned, Zidane was voted the best player of the century (he beat pele and maradona to that) and all you do is tell me nobody ever played better than Dinho, u gotta be kiddin me. Even then I still disagree, I ain't seen a better player than OKocha, he is old enough to be zizu's teacher.

Eto'o won't make the world's top 50 all time best strikers. If it is about goals then you have to talk of kiddies like
Wayne Rooney, Kris Boyd and Jan Klaas Huntelaar (all below 22 and very consistent)

He finally brought GSM to Nigeria (tarriffs high sha)
Inflation is serious
Jobs are scarce (except for the highly favoured)
The masses are afflicted and complaining
Lawmakers and Politicians smile while others grin
He paved the way for "YAHOO!" Boys who are upholding the economy (they are equal in cash to our guyz abroad)
He nabbed Tafa, Dariye and ALAYEBABA and left Uncle IBB as a sacred cow (against his rule)
Our complaints do not freak him. Baba Dey Kampe.

He eradicated our debt, but increased our poverty by increasing fuel pump price.
He is afraid to leave so that we will not probe and lock him up thereafter (he knows his ways are not pure)
The only difference between his "Civilian" and the former millitary regime is OBj wears agbada instead.
He is God's chosen and there can't be any other, so he has to die there.
Good roads except of course in  Lagos.
FERMA (approved Evil goats even worse than LASTMA)
Earned us a very good reputation (Second most corrupt country)
The rest is history.

@twinstaye:
"Owo abu la fi nse abu lalejo"
NAPEP will employ you and you'll sweat out your life only to buy the fuel you used to buy for 11 naira for 65 naira if not 100naira by the end of this month
Abacha initiated the GSM revolution, so OBJ only came in and sold the prepared Licences to them. Even then "na flash we dey flash" - all the same he tried on that.

Make no mistake about this - this guy no sabi, na coconut he carry for head. He has advisers who think for him. His own is to sign and carry his big belle about. There ain't no way he has any foreknowledge of GSM, if not pig or chicken feed.

Put me there with all his advisers and I'll do if not better @ least i'm finer

shei?

ldollier:
haha. arsenal lost yesssssssssssssssss. ok i don't hate you diddy. i do hate bolex and the rest

.,.needs a resolution.

U hate BOlex? Sounds like an irony

I'm Happy Blacks scored today.