Crude:

Intro; Hey It;s still Cavern Castle Tower Rap Control Centre. . . U na mean dowg?!  Hahahahahahahahahaha Nairaland stand up, it's some palicide i'ma about to commit in hurr. . . . .let's go. . . . .

[b]Yo,


I'm the lynx that'll invoke jinx on this Old thing n watch him Sink
Cut his links, have him lynched, n grin at him like it's high jinks
"Gimme watcha got?" Son i can't manage ur voluminous gabbage
Skip adage, ur prezzie'll be Scroll of bandage laced on Band-Aid
I'm a Sage, at ma lyrical age, u murkin me is a whole lotza mirage
U's ravaged because i'm so savage, do somthn but don't rattle ma cage
It's a new phase, it'll take Oldman eternity to synchronize with us
Listen up cuzz, runnin the light than pop at jake is ur only recourse
This pansy mistook the mic for some dicks, so he grab it n sucks
How he gon deliver when he's so verile n as weak as he comes(Cums)
Under his very nose i'ma School the pupil out of his eye
He go red faced, like a fancy spec, he's gon wear the black eye
To stop ma overhead torrid spit from balding u, son get a topee
Can i borrow u a vowel, or is ur tongue permanently torpid?
Watch it, ma multis are grubby n gruffly set to forfeit ur lyrical gutsy
Next time he this lame bunny moves is on a gurney out of this tourney[/b]


it's Crude ya'll. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

mukina2:

The fixtures are as following:-

Monday 29th Dec. 2008 deadline: 23:59 hrs GMT

A-40 Vs X Fio
Ibime Vs Knife
Chamotex Vs Sauron
Crude Vs Old Sync


Tuesday 30th Dec. 2008 deadline: 23:59 hrs GMT

DBR vs Naijafan
DJ Jeffy Vs Menike
Gametag Vs Mailmalc
Brash Vs Worldbest




Gentlemen the rules are:-

[b]8 bars 16 lines per opponent

No biting, if you are caught you will be disqualified - No Canibus/Mode9/Africanhiphop chopping!

marks will be awarded for Punchlines, creativity,metaphors and perfect rhymes - please make sense, no '96 Mase/Rasquee flows expecting high ratings pls.

All spits will be quoted by judges to prevent netcees from modifying their lines - double check for typos and intentions before stoning the rock with your egg, we only return ur shells.

No Parents dissing this is for fun please guys - Respect begets respect, even in defeat.

Late submission will attract -30% of total score - Walahi, no favoritism, GMT timing.
No Multiple user personality. ie. i am mukina , i register sukulu to support myself - date of registration, number of reasonable posts will determine the quantity/quality of support

The winners of each battle will battle each other until we have the final two - knockout. There is no shame in defeat and there isn't much justice in the world, no bad belle.

The judges and the rest of the music section/whole forum can also partake in the voting - online voting can easily be rigged, you'll be needing all the support you can get therefore invite all your friends in and out of NL.

If a netcee failed to show up, his opponent will automatically be in round 2 - automatic workover 12 hours after deadline, -30% within 12 hours after deadline.

Let's stick by the rules so we have some organisation. - Where there is no law, there is no offence[/b]

TIME - Due to the different time zones by some of the netcees, we are sticking to the GMT timing and consideration to those with diff times - 24 hours is plenty of time, if you cant do it in 24 hours, you won't do jack in 24 days. Wish you all the best, remember, it's JUST a game!

gamertag:

Another WACK, un-completed-gon'-be' tourney??

tharma:

U know Nigeria have very few good people, either rich or poor. Just look at ur village and u will c what I'm telling u. Even in our houses we will see the tendency of being corrupt in many of them. So I'm not supprise that we have people celebrating Ribabus humiliatio. Nairaland is fast beig taken over by the corrupt politicians.

In another thread I saw one politician (son of another govt thief) trying to compaign here. I think most of the people now here are either politicians or they are paid to register on Nairaland.