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Family / Re: Meet Nigeria's Miss Virginity by Christino(m): 6:55pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
@ Topic, Mukina must contest for the next one by fire by force - that's a punishment from me to you with luff! Unfortunately, some people will have to die virgins, I know of a 105 year old virgin who's still alive. I'm not discriminating but there could be several reasons why some girls remain virgins. 1. No suitors 2. Body odour 3. homosexuality 4. morals 5. religious inclination (not morals) 6. lack of opportunity 7. Now, this competition. As for the girls being ugly, haba you can't generalise, we didnt see all the faces. But no matter what congrats to them, at least Abstinence should be encouraged as an alternative to bullet proof if possible. As you rightly mentioned, the doctor def didnt test for anal woteva - but then na dem sabi. The most important thing is to test the 43 candidates again by next year and let's see if we still have 3 to boast of. Nor mind me. |
Health / Re: History, As Nigerian Finds Cure For Diabetes by Christino(m): 9:14am On Feb 04, 2009 |
Frontpage pls. pls, Yahoo Yahoo boys, this is something to brag about. We did it! Congratulations to all Nigerians. |
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 6:15pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
Keep da game alive & witness Hip-Hop's ressurection tru Us It's more of a wish than a dream question the liver to move on Is we fighting a lost battle or fixing a wrong puzzle? Cos we See them on TV they brag and "chop" knuckles If Hip hop was the premiership these scumbags wouldnt make conference You see the difference it's like digging your grave and screaming suspense Who cares? Hip hop gon come back to life unlike you said I was so close to giving up until I had a nightmare that pulled hair Hip Hop running right back charging me with two stun guns Come on dawg, turn on , fight all and win on Without unity ya'll can't be heard you need the voices to be one See this battle ain't physical, way beyond lyrical, it's sinister Command with your heart lead the troops you's the minister Put the devil to shame, try some mind games and make em think Show it's meanie to say hide your signage and let them in Leave the grail by the mirror and let them see through this cup Why's the music industry state of mind real far from Hip-Hop? |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 10:25pm On Jan 25, 2009 |
It's getting mercury in here, feel like a pupil all over again, teachers with whips, buttocks getting red, big boiz dusting tears. Well Done Guys. Off to vote. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Best Free Kick Taker In The World? by Christino(m): 4:20pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
Mihajlovic is the best taker of all time, but in a list without Pirlo, Ronaldinho and Nakamura I won't be voting. Sorry. Wendel is on form and Del Piero has recovered form but don't ever take it away from Pernambucano, he is the closest to Mihajlovic. Stoitchkov hmmm, that's another fella! Banana freekick - Carlos but more of a set piece player like Gerrard and Taiwo (All have gangsta shots). In this poll, less than 3 years ago: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-19873.0.html Only 1 person picked Van hooijdonk, Wendel didnt make it and no one picked Piero at all - even Okocha was rated higher. |
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 2:50pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Alexpissu: chamotex: |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 1:44pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
~Sauron~: |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 10:13pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
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Rap Battles / Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by Christino(m): 4:26pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
OldSYNC: Sync, X gat respect fo ya. Tight bars there, wish they came earlier. No matter what happens, the land remains the land it is after the flood and the trees have disappeared. Competition or not, you still representing. Big ups to all the realists in the house. I'm cooling off here big time and very impressed by the level of technicality here. The semis will be tougher. . -> Spit ya game! X' |
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 12:22pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Alexpissu: @ MadCore Alex, I dove my hat, respect Sir! |
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 12:08pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Why's the music industry state of mind real far from Hip-Hop? I musta been a fool all along asking myself when will this stop I lost count taking statistics who's left and who's gone Hold the lock of my braided hair think twice then loose one With a clip, madness of fake hip hop blinding and abusing me i'm loosing it Who's in it, listening? kill this isht, I aint using it Not feeling it, been in it, swam, ate and schooled in it They still making mad bucks laughing at peeps who's doing neat I woke up in the morning i'm backing hell I ain't going in Getting ready to rob the devil for my lost time pay what you owing me Loading up my lyrical Uzi's, battle ready with Hummer type boots I love this angle, my view clear, radar locked on ready to blow when we hoot Day's are numbered y'all give way to revolutionary recruits We may have to shoot, fight nail and tooth, give em the boot to get us back to the roots Armed to the teeth bring them down & don't let they dirty money fool us Keep da game alive & witness Hip-Hop's ressurection tru Us |
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 2:01am On Jan 13, 2009 |
Alexpissu: Maaaan you spitting venom, the type cobras are scared to keep in their fangs, Hardcore content. THumbs up! |
Car Talk / Re: Helmet In Lagos: He Disappeared! by Christino(m): 11:55pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Sholasho, I'm back. I did not disappear, I own an okada and I needed a crash helmet. Unfortunately, I cannot afford one so I had to "disappear" with one. I disappeared with another one again when I dropped the other passenger at Ogba, now I have two. I will disappear again if anyone disappears with my spare. Thank you for your concern. It is only in Nigeria where you have to beg people before you save their lives. Go to Igbobi, General Hospital and LUTH to see the OKADA section, you'll be the one begging to wear double helmet! Nairalanders, please wear your helmet (or buy one if you can). Me sef join Fashola dey beg una |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 11:52pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Crude: @ Judges, Please results tomorrow, pls pls pls . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 2:26pm On Jan 09, 2009 |
Mukina are u online? I got some li'l spanking for ya! |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 9:47am On Jan 07, 2009 |
A-40: |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Says Rugged Man Isnt A Rapper? by Christino(m): 11:48pm On Jan 05, 2009 |
These lyrics have got to be Ruggedman's whackes[/b]t because if these are one of his best then he should get a contract writing nursery rhymes for public primary schools. No where on this forum, not even from newbies have I seen rhymes sound so ordinary. [b]Without good instrumentals, hype and good luck; such lines wouldn't sell a pirated dozen. I read from top to bottom, thrice in succession, the only thing that can make me consider him a rapper in this light, is merely obsession. This is the opposite of Music, it's either CISUM or PAR flip it upside down whichever way. No beefing/hating. He can do better (maybe he's done better sef) |
Music/Radio / Re: 50 Cent Vs Eedris Abdulkareem,whom Do U Support? by Christino(m): 11:37pm On Jan 05, 2009 |
Eedris and 50 cent Squash beef on stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArwepGWOVKA |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 11:21pm On Jan 05, 2009 |
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Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 6:56pm On Jan 05, 2009 |
@ All, Before I go on, I picked the first line of my reply to Mukina's fixtures " "Gentlemen the rules are:- 8 bars 16 lines per opponent No biting, if you are caught you will be disqualified - No Canibus/Mode9/Africanhiphop chopping!" I specifically mentioned these 3 sources as they are great sources of inspiration for RAP Battles. Just as there is no way on earth I can confirm that Ibime is truly the same chap on AHH, I would very much appreciate some new rhymes to make the competition unique. Using it for the first time on NL makes sense but I doubt you'll use the same lyrics some other time on the same forum. I'm not a frequent visitor to AHH but that don't think I can't recognize saliva on lines that seem to have been lifted off Proverb's verses. Good one we have here, we are on course. You were wise to reveal your AHH identity though, cos Kaydee would nab AHH crumbs without A.I. Let's get this going, peeps, you are encouraged to visit AHH for inspiration ( I used to think that all cats in here do that) cos to me, you don't see harder punchlines (afro-relevant) elsewhere online. |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:01pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
Mukina3, I'm using these: 1. Message and Content: 30% 2. Originality: 20% 3. Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept: 20% 4. Presentation/Organization of flows 30% I must confess, it's been terrific working with these guys, with just 8 bars, mehn, we got hard guys here and believe you me, the winner of a tie is just the most prepared, not necessarily the better. I'm online now! |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:47pm On Jan 01, 2009 |
@ Shaz, I guess he got the whole thing wrong, I told him mother was the farthest rhyme for layer really, knowing fully well that mother/father were sacred in this competition, clearly spelt out in the rules. Unfortunately, his fans see no problem with that or with breaking the rules. Unfortunately, I have no regard for people who sacrifice rhyming right for rhyming tight and that's exactly what he did. Good riddance - no sentiments, no siding, no hating! Ibime makes sense, let's do some pruning. We need to agree on the grades tonight hopefully, let's all send our grades to mukina. |
Rap Battles / Re: Is This Actually Ruggedman's Funeral?nairalanders please Judge. by Christino(m): 12:53am On Jan 01, 2009 |
I need to hear this on Audio Dang! I'm not too sure this isn't coming from African hiphop? Thumbs up! |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:51pm On Dec 31, 2008 |
(deleted by poster) @ Mukina, When are you populating the other thread? Will be online (but inactive) for at least 3 hours! |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:10pm On Dec 31, 2008 |
@ LamesTrash, Final response from me: Negro please, I can't waste precious "schooled" lines on someone with an I.Q. as low as his Age , even in your rage I still wont mention your name, check from page 7 to page 11. You need years of elevated RAP studies to battle my students and maybe force your way into reckoning. Time is precious money and wasting it on you is dirty. Keep ranting and panting, who cares? Ptiuuuu. see this boy wey no fit read instructions to pass exam wan battle. Egbin!!! Nor make me shift+delete you from the online world o Next!!! Summary: "XSi is just too hot for you, look for your whack mates! Maybe in 80 years you'll improve in I.Q. to battle my great-grand nieces". Your response to this can only show me how bad I hit your skillz. DISmiSS! |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 1:10am On Dec 31, 2008 |
@ Gamertag, Count yourself lucky to get a response from me in the first place, i'm damn good at ignoring, with just 8 posts and an anonymous personality, I would be stupid to argue RAP with you if whenever you think of layer the next thing on your "lyrical" mind is a retarded having fun with their momma. And to think that Kweli and Nas taught you that, I don't think so, you got those off the kid rappers on NL instead. To think that you always come in contact in idiots means you are the one who needs to be checked (plus you do your exams without reading instructions). The world cannot be wrong. The pillar of rap is slant rhymes? Oh my goodness, I can't believe I'm up at this time of the day to listen to rants. Like a wounded Orang, you can yell all you like all tourney long, Christino would like to let you know that you are totally on auto-ignore (even if you come up with another ID). Sorry . Thank you for coming still. Enjoy ur hols, we move on. XSi. |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 10:02pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
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Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 8:43pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
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Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:24pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
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Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:23pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
Gamertag, Sincerely, I don't know what you hope to achieve with these: "it's my profession, i'll get you depleted like the ozone layer u can't cope with the trauma i bring, now ur'e f*cking ur own mother" I see how hard it is for you to rhyme tight to think that the best sequence for layer would be mother. pronounce these two and you see that they don't really rhyme as such. Check ur dictionary. the er in layer and in mother are pronounced differently. Next time you need to rhyme tight under duress know that mother is a farther rhyme for layer. Respect begets respect, read the rules and save your name. On behalf of all the judges, I would like to let you know that you can't diss parents. Thank you for coming. Enjoy your New Year! XSi. |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 12:40pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
@ Tianshie, Good to see you after dog years. Merry Xmas, do enjoy time with your family. It's needed. @ Judges, I think it would be fair to implement the workover penalty now. Its now 13 hours after midnight. We can then look up to Group B, obviously some group B guys are bound to benefit from Group A's workovers. The voting would be on after midday tomorrow. Thanks to all who've shown up so far. |
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 11:56pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
Ibime: |
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