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Family / Re: Meet Nigeria's Miss Virginity by Christino(m): 6:55pm On Feb 17, 2009
@ Topic,

Mukina must contest for the next one by fire by force - that's a punishment from me to you with luff! grin grin grin

Unfortunately, some people will have to die virgins, I know of a 105 year old virgin who's still alive. I'm not discriminating but there could be several reasons why some girls remain virgins.

1. No suitors
2. Body odour
3. homosexuality
4. morals
5. religious inclination (not morals)
6. lack of opportunity
7. Now, this competition.

As for the girls being ugly, haba you can't generalise, we didnt see all the faces. But no matter what congrats to them, at least Abstinence should be encouraged as an alternative to bullet proof if possible.

As you rightly mentioned, the doctor def didnt test for anal woteva - but then na dem sabi.

The most important thing is to test the 43 candidates again by next year and let's see if we still have 3 to boast of.

Nor mind me.
Health / Re: History, As Nigerian Finds Cure For Diabetes by Christino(m): 9:14am On Feb 04, 2009
Frontpage pls. pls,

Yahoo Yahoo boys, this is something to brag about. We did it!

Congratulations to all Nigerians.
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 6:15pm On Jan 27, 2009

Keep da game alive & witness Hip-Hop's ressurection tru Us

It's more of a wish than a dream question the liver to move on
Is we fighting a lost battle or fixing a wrong puzzle?
Cos we See them on TV they brag and "chop" knuckles
If Hip hop was the premiership these scumbags wouldnt make conference
You see the difference it's like digging your grave and screaming suspense
Who cares? Hip hop gon come back to life unlike you said
I was so close to giving up until I had a nightmare that pulled hair
Hip Hop running right back charging me with two stun guns
Come on dawg, turn on , fight all and win on
Without unity ya'll can't be heard you need the voices to be one
See this battle ain't physical, way beyond lyrical, it's sinister
Command with your heart lead the troops you's the minister
Put the devil to shame, try some mind games and make em think
Show it's meanie to say hide your signage and let them in
Leave the grail by the mirror and let them see through this cup
Why's the music industry state of mind real far from Hip-Hop?
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 10:25pm On Jan 25, 2009
It's getting mercury in here, feel like a pupil all over again, teachers with whips, buttocks getting red, big boiz dusting tears. Well Done Guys. Off to vote.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Best Free Kick Taker In The World? by Christino(m): 4:20pm On Jan 19, 2009
Mihajlovic is the best taker of all time, but in a list without Pirlo, Ronaldinho and Nakamura I won't be voting. Sorry. Wendel is on form and Del Piero has recovered form but don't ever take it away from Pernambucano, he is the closest to Mihajlovic. Stoitchkov hmmm, that's another fella! Banana freekick - Carlos but more of a set piece player like Gerrard and Taiwo (All have gangsta shots).

In this poll, less than 3 years ago: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-19873.0.html

Only 1 person picked Van hooijdonk, Wendel didnt make it and no one picked Piero at all - even Okocha was rated higher.
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 2:50pm On Jan 17, 2009
Alexpissu:

Am going hard, let me go soft wink

Keep da game alive & witness Hip-Hop's ressurection tru Us
We d Olympic MC cauze we gat flames burning in Us
Mark P words like tribal marks True rappers stay permanent
Watch them fake cats wash like films they aiming 4 retirement
Change is contant but the game is commercialized by jesters
Money making scheme but is seeing the red light like testers
Back the eve's days the knowledge of hip-hop inspired my braveness
Steve can tell my realness we need more MC with bold vowels
Karma knocking on em door The Elites now bringin the Storm
Then
Why's the music industry state of mind real far from Hip-Hop?

chamotex:

Why's the music industry state of mind real far from Hip-Hop?
Thats a million dollar question . . . It could cost a billion ‘bops’
Wack rappers spreading diseases like Virus with no cure
Got ma ears some filters, only absorb ish I could endure
Too many beefs in the industry, are rappers going mad cow?
First it was Jay Z n R. Kelly then came Omarion and Bow wow
The Dirty South came up with somn’ different, got me wondering . . .
Is Plies a rapper or R n B singer? Need answers cuzz im still pondering
We need to fight the power even if it makes us number one public enemy
This is insanity, and the synergy needs to be broken down with renewable energy
So pass the torch, we can all make a difference to scotch fake rapstars in a rush
Keep da game alive & witness Hip-Hop's ressurection tru Us

Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 1:44pm On Jan 17, 2009
~Sauron~:

From the dark PITS of Mordor:
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[size=16pt]Mailmalc's EULOGY[/size]
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Complex text, yes, but your flowz are used o'utta context
Non-sensible nonsense, from the shallow depths of your conscience/

Sauron's synonymous with bottomless raps and the apocalypse
Mailmalc's destined to die, like black guys and foreign kids in horror flicks/

Have u really got skillz, son? Then drop ya text & show proof
Malc' vs Me?? It means he'll border greatness more than Mexico do

I got the talent and skill to challenge the ill, becuz i battle to kill
But you're of an average meal, I dont think this 'diet' is 'balanced' for real/

Malc, you not ready for me fist . . .Too young, you can't fade this genius
You'll git sonned quick, U are a small twit, more like a baby's penis/

I'ma leave this kid eatin the dust-in-ma-trail, TRUST-I-WONT-FAIL
Becuz i'ma be an "illness" under Malc's skin like a fucking RUSTY-NAIL/

Mouth is working but his lungs aren’t, Sauron's a nightmare in this punks heart
Rearrange this 'mail' till it becomes 'draft' n Bring 'malc' back to life with a jump start/

I am done talking with nerds, with invisible punches this round is the same as the first
Sauron should just be saving his words, although i will say "Thanx" for uppin ma verse/
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 10:13pm On Jan 13, 2009
Ibime:

**** dusts off the rusty mic*****time to offload these bars of death from my USB before my boss catch me****but first, I gotta tweak a couple of lines for Chamotex*****Chamo, you ready?




I had lyrics, but the judges took the BEST AWAY/ thinking I wont REPLICATE. .
. . but my rhymes keep the light shining. . . . yours just de-‘GENERATE’!/

I’m inspired by the SLIGHTEST ASSUMPTION/ that retirement blinded my MIND TO ITS FUNCTIONS/
Just throw the MIC IN MY CIRCUMFERENCE. . . and I’ll ignite you like HYDROGEN BUNSENS!!/

I smack-this-bitch-in-written-text/ snap-his-limbs-and rip-his-neck/
Match-my-gift?. . . . you couldn’t ‘catch-my-drift’–with-fishing-nets!!/

Sauron FOLDED YOU OVER/ but you gave the judges more 'kickbacks' than 'LOADED HOLSTERS'/
I hope u bribed again . . . 'cus you couldn’t 'win free'. . . if you hosted SHOWS WITH 'OPRAH'!/

You couldn’t C I . . . with 101 ROMAN SOLDIERS/ I spit like POTENT COBRAS/
I could carry your weight. . . and your mate. . . on BROKEN SHOULDERS!/

I punch holes in you. . . like lecture NOTES IN FOLDERS/ he might flow like LOCOMOTIVES. . .
. . but my jetstream’ll leave ‘sun standing’. . . like a SOLAR SOLSTICE!/                                       (son standing)

HOLY MOSES!/ I’m the shit!. . . . so HOLD YA NOSES!/
When you spit, we hold our noses. . . . but only 'cus ya flow decomposes!!. . . .

And exposes ya halitosis/ and rancid dragon-breath/
Mouth odour make you Close-Up. . . but I smile freely. . . 'cus I’m Aqua-Fresh!!!/





Rap Battles / Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by Christino(m): 4:26pm On Jan 13, 2009
OldSYNC:

Am sorry for not responding, if I'm still permitted, i I'll love to drop this./

@ DBR

Though I don't smoke isht, I will burn this unwanted dog like weed/
Think DBR, I aint a C-A-R, Never take me for a ride, Change ur deed/
Am too traditional, Hip hop is mine, you can term it "MY VERNACULAR"/
But you aint something, lack posession 'because nothing about you is spectacular/
NL wanted the greatest, man, why are you aiming at being the lamest/
You is an elephant, but the motionless synthethic recently made -the latest/
My style aint about winning, It represent the attitude, the spirit and letters/
don't depend so much on the loss, even condoms break, you too be latex/
Am the battle, don't battle because you will only rattle, shake no more, dead man/
Am the full circle, you's a arc in the game, try calcu*** am the real bad man/
Dead Bad Rat, a.k.a DBR knows nothing about the biz, SYNC is the OLD CAT/
don't need the right data, because that'll discourage you, take a rest dummie, grow fat/
Am the lastman, the past men were slack men, I took over, watch your side man/
because You will soon feel the pains, better quit! Relax and watch from the sideline/
I commit the worst crime, I got many pissed off, because my tempo aint used for washing/
That's why am the decoy, I made you spit your best, so I bring the test, you still blushing/



NL only if that would still serve, I was off for ACADEMICS Purpose!






Sync, X gat respect fo ya. Tight bars there, wish they came earlier. No matter what happens, the land remains the land it is after the flood and the trees have disappeared. Competition or not, you still representing. Big ups to all the realists in the house. I'm cooling off here big time and very impressed by the level of technicality here.

The semis will be tougher. . -> Spit ya game!

X'
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 12:22pm On Jan 13, 2009
Alexpissu:

Christino,thanks, man i love the ish u spat too gon get one blinded physician advise cool

Keep da game alive & witness Hip-Hop's ressurection tru Us
P the pioneers telling hip-hop followers to recite this lines of Chorus
My headpones on my but i hear hell knocking on my door
Tears falls from the nose the sympathy re-producing broke jaws
No complexity, no metaphors but this swagga got em slept on
Killing hiphop softly,they off-track call them the wrong one
Fairy tales rappers thinking we kids they left in d moon light
Am kidnapping galaxy swallow hip-hop am going 4 a fight
Got a dream to cure the game with my own illness
Am Brave to this the prophet of doom can't stop d prowess
Poetically m featuring Obama so a change can make me Shop
Why's the music industry state of mind real far from Hip-Hop?

@ MadCore Alex,

I dove my hat, respect Sir!
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 12:08pm On Jan 13, 2009
Why's the music industry state of mind real far from Hip-Hop?
I musta been a fool all along asking myself when will this stop
I lost count taking statistics who's left and who's gone
Hold the lock of my braided hair think twice then loose one
With a clip, madness of fake hip hop blinding and abusing me i'm loosing it
Who's in it, listening? kill this isht, I aint using it
Not feeling it, been in it, swam, ate and schooled in it
They still making mad bucks laughing at peeps who's doing neat
I woke up in the morning i'm backing hell I ain't going in
Getting ready to rob the devil for my lost time pay what you owing me
Loading up my lyrical Uzi's, battle ready with Hummer type boots
I love this angle, my view clear, radar locked on ready to blow when we hoot
Day's are numbered y'all give way to revolutionary recruits
We may have to shoot, fight nail and tooth, give em the boot to get us back to the roots
Armed to the teeth bring them down & don't let they dirty money fool us
Keep da game alive & witness Hip-Hop's ressurection tru Us
Rap Battles / Re: Consciousness Freestyle Game (callin On All Spitters) by Christino(m): 2:01am On Jan 13, 2009
Alexpissu:

Why's the music industry state of mind real far from Hip-Hop?
Black hearts afraid of change spitting poetry career stops
The Sun is cruel cats been blinded by the fancy cars

Vocoder now a rap element weak kittens looked upon like stars
Hell floods washing our God-Emcees Progress away
Moving Moutains Mohammed presence can break us a new day
Disgrace each week(weak) 7days as i cypher this on Calendar
The Event took place on this thread as much as i can remenber
See the game losts its Culture when he travelled to the South
No much life in it the lyricist couldnt make a Shout Out
Am revived to my own tears as i surrender Rap to the Calvary
Lord Help me with the faith so i'mma fight the Rivary
P gon salt the beef so d real rap head will show their colours 4 us

Keep da game alive & witness Hip-Hop's ressurection tru Us


Maaaan you spitting venom, the type cobras are scared to keep in their fangs, Hardcore content. THumbs up!
Car Talk / Re: Helmet In Lagos: He Disappeared! by Christino(m): 11:55pm On Jan 10, 2009
Sholasho, I'm back. I did not disappear, I own an okada and I needed a crash helmet. Unfortunately, I cannot afford one so I had to "disappear" with one. I disappeared with another one again when I dropped the other passenger at Ogba, now I have two. I will disappear again if anyone disappears with my spare. Thank you for your concern.


grin grin grin

It is only in Nigeria where you have to beg people before you save their lives. Go to Igbobi, General Hospital and LUTH to see the OKADA section, you'll be the one begging to wear double helmet! angry

Nairalanders, please wear your helmet (or buy one if you can). Me sef join Fashola dey beg una cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 11:52pm On Jan 10, 2009
Crude:

[b]My Hit-Back @ Sauron

Yo! This git is an error let me quickly tipex him out of the picture
He been dancing to his dol-drum since Mukina pop up this fixture

I did'nt come(come) quickly because i aint sterile, now here's ur ill-fate
Rubbish?! u produce 'em in multiple like u's garbage template

I aint gotta call u a Fuccker cuss u's the one who always get fuccked
Son, ur lame flow, lyrics n lines wont get u nowhere but "STOP"

16 globules they said, n i'ma dowse Sauron's lyrical conflagration
No doubt, he's a step away from phoney, he's a friggin animation

Fa' sho u's reffered to as a rider, cus u amazingly ride on dicks
Feather weight, i'ma lift u with a flick, mahn i don't need no derrick

High time u had shut eyes dowg i'm putting u off like i got the switches
Man don't make me add Crow to ma bars, they stick to me like leeches

He's all taut up in his wife's leggins, that's the only time he's tight
I'ma help by stickin me leg in his lame ass, son don't nurture no fright

In this game u're too wet behind the ears son throw in the towel
I heard him screamin silently "There aint no light for u at the end of this tunnel"

Phew![/b]

@ Judges,

Please results tomorrow, pls pls pls
. . . wink
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 2:26pm On Jan 09, 2009
Mukina are u online? I got some li'l spanking for ya!
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 9:47am On Jan 07, 2009
A-40:

@Shaz and Muki
Had some family stuff to take care off y'all should please not deduct my points

This is an F16 bomb specially packaged with mail-self-service's name on it

@mailwank
I go to war against you babylon's like rastafari's or selassie
On the paper trail like T.I,I'm bout my B.I on my own island like V.I
Go against me? nigga you'd be getting an I.V in ICU/I see u
Suited in a see-through casket leaking like baskets
Pastor holding funeral masses
Cemetary rap my closet full of ravens and bats that feed on your corpses
Battle me with extra pre-caution,this is extortion i stick you up for all of your portion
I'm IRS robbing y'all in broad daylight your not that bright
Malc's got cerebral palsy acting all antsy your gay ass is sweeter than pansies
Talking about wanking? Malc sounds strangely similar, insanely killing ya,got you niggaz Daz-ed like Dillinger
I spit that yardcore shit like a bornjamerican,but truly african i kick it like a seasoned veteran
Clean as a whistle my rhymes more lethal than bizzle's
Ma flow too sinister i stack cash like a corrupt minister
Killing with the double entendres, nigga check my rap ensemble
Too bad Mail-wanc's style is totally sampled i ll blow out your candles c.o.s homie this is so not your birthday
Its more like your death-day i'd have your organs for sale on e-bay
Music/Radio / Re: Who Says Rugged Man Isnt A Rapper? by Christino(m): 11:48pm On Jan 05, 2009
These lyrics have got to be Ruggedman's whackes[/b]t because if these are one of his best then he should get a contract writing nursery rhymes for public primary schools. shocked No where on this forum, not even from newbies have I seen rhymes sound so ordinary. [b]Without good instrumentals, hype and good luck; such lines wouldn't sell a pirated dozen.

I read from top to bottom, thrice in succession, the only thing that can make me consider him a rapper in this light, is merely obsession. This is the opposite of Music, it's either CISUM or PAR flip it upside down whichever way.

No beefing/hating. He can do better (maybe he's done better sef)
Music/Radio / Re: 50 Cent Vs Eedris Abdulkareem,whom Do U Support? by Christino(m): 11:37pm On Jan 05, 2009
Eedris and 50 cent Squash beef on stage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArwepGWOVKA
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 11:21pm On Jan 05, 2009
mailmalc:

[center][b]@A-40
Ain't this the same dude i "chewed'' for "bittin" a line on forum games/
alright son, no more games/ time u get it straight like no more gays/
what a mismatch/ u'r not even 'suit'-able to pull a "tie" from this man/
Bleep discounts/ u'll still remain a broke homo even if ur ass is on free-lance/
on mics i'm vicious/ i spit verses like scriptures/
A-40 loses/ mailmalc be "taking" more wins than crude taking pictures/
lonely-dude/ keep wanking hard since ur d!ck is ur only tool/
show me a grin and i won't hesitate to leave you wit a broken tooth/
u don't flex muscles/ u static like a national monument/
A-40 is just an empty threat like a sniper wit no-bullet/
i assemble sick rhymes to abruptly erupt you and your whole caucus/
u still won't spit sick even if u have an inflamation of the oesophagus/
perhaps u wer hopin to absorb ma illness like some Peter Petrelli's sh !t/
but i make my points clear (Claire)/ regeneratin 'head' shots on ur achilles 'heel'/
malc burst lava infected flows to put this man on fire like Denzel/
on this joint i stay Cool like L L/ A-40 says farewell to N L/ [/b] [/center]
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 6:56pm On Jan 05, 2009
@ All,

Before I go on, I picked the first line of my reply to Mukina's fixtures "

"Gentlemen the rules are:-

8 bars 16 lines per opponent

No biting, if you are caught you will be disqualified - No Canibus/Mode9/Africanhiphop chopping!
"

I specifically mentioned these 3 sources as they are great sources of inspiration for RAP Battles. Just as there is no way on earth I can confirm that Ibime is truly the same chap on AHH, I would very much appreciate some new rhymes to make the competition unique. Using it for the first time on NL makes sense but I doubt you'll use the same lyrics some other time on the same forum. I'm not a frequent visitor to AHH but that don't think I can't recognize saliva on lines that seem to have been lifted off Proverb's verses.

Good one we have here, we are on course. You were wise to reveal your AHH identity though, cos Kaydee would nab AHH crumbs without A.I.

Let's get this going, peeps, you are encouraged to visit AHH for inspiration ( I used to think that all cats in here do that) cos to me, you don't see harder punchlines (afro-relevant) elsewhere online.
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:01pm On Jan 02, 2009
Mukina3,

I'm using these:

1. Message and Content: 30%
2. Originality: 20%
3. Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept: 20%
4. Presentation/Organization of flows 30%


I must confess, it's been terrific working with these guys, with just 8 bars, mehn, we got hard guys here and believe you me, the winner of a tie is just the most prepared, not necessarily the better.

I'm online now!
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:47pm On Jan 01, 2009
@ Shaz,

I guess he got the whole thing wrong, I told him mother was the farthest rhyme for layer really, knowing fully well that mother/father were sacred in this competition, clearly spelt out in the rules. Unfortunately, his fans see no problem with that or with breaking the rules. Unfortunately, I have no regard for people who sacrifice rhyming right for rhyming tight and that's exactly what he did. Good riddance - no sentiments, no siding, no hating!

Ibime makes sense, let's do some pruning. We need to agree on the grades tonight hopefully, let's all send our grades to mukina.
Rap Battles / Re: Is This Actually Ruggedman's Funeral?nairalanders please Judge. by Christino(m): 12:53am On Jan 01, 2009
I need to hear this on Audio grin

Dang! I'm not too sure this isn't coming from African hiphop? cool

Thumbs up!
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:51pm On Dec 31, 2008
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@ Mukina,

When are you populating the other thread? Will be online (but inactive) for at least 3 hours!
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:10pm On Dec 31, 2008
@ LamesTrash,

Final response from me: Negro please, I can't waste precious "schooled" lines on someone with an I.Q. as low as his Age tongue, even in your rage I still wont mention your name, check from page 7 to page 11. You need years of elevated RAP studies to battle my students wink and maybe force your way into reckoning. Time is precious money and wasting it on you is dirty. Keep ranting and panting, who cares? Ptiuuuu. see this boy wey no fit read instructions to pass exam wan battle. Egbin!!! Nor make me shift+delete you from the online world o angry

Next!!! grin

Summary: "XSi is just too hot for you, look for your whack mates! Maybe in 80 years you'll improve in I.Q. to battle my great-grand nieces". Your response to this can only show me how bad I hit your skillz.  DISmiSS! cool
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 1:10am On Dec 31, 2008
@ Gamertag,

Count yourself lucky to get a response from me in the first place, i'm damn good at ignoring, with just 8 posts and an anonymous personality, I would be stupid to argue RAP with you if whenever you think of layer the next thing on your "lyrical" mind is a retarded having fun with their momma. And to think that Kweli and Nas taught you that, I don't think so, you got those off the kid rappers on NL instead. To think that you always come in contact in idiots means you are the one who needs to be checked (plus you do your exams without reading instructions). The world cannot be wrong. The pillar of rap is slant rhymes? Oh my goodness, I can't believe I'm up at this time of the day to listen to rants.

Like a wounded Orang, you can yell all you like all tourney long, Christino would like to let you know that you are totally on auto-ignore (even if you come up with another ID). Sorry wink.

Thank you for coming still.

Enjoy ur hols, we move on.

XSi.
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 10:02pm On Dec 30, 2008
worldbest:

Ok brash lets do this

The only reason you flow better and juicy,'cus you got  slacked pussy
Am a vet mc you's a gay,hands up, on ya heels,  'cus i just cocked 'em uzi
Bitch,You own noob ranks,doesnt make you dope,u better behind closed-doors
Psycho switch mic 2 to Love Machine,veteran cock rocker eat those-balls
Hommie am hardcore not sexually,swallow ya destiny, damn, felt nothin'
Listen up,technically i spit fermented venoms,feed ya some, health-keep-droppin'
Am a slayer,you aint got no damn flavor ya wackness is self-defined
Put the heat on ya dome,brash diagonosed, he's now deaf 'n blind
Note:My multies leave ya feelin' more hands like Lagos moobs in action
Ya chick got empty pocket but she rich in c'um bought her boobs on auction
gay,i rain fireballs on ya game,leave you treating more rash(brash)
You'r ill? the only sickness i see you got originated from iya sikira's nyash
Worldbest repin' dopeness,ma ish? son i don't recommend
Why? punches cache in memory plus 'em lyrical VAT(Virus,Adware,Trojan) included
Leave this cat with no head,spank him now am yellin' pinyata
He couldn't construct a vowel even if he aged reading encarta

Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 8:43pm On Dec 30, 2008
menike:

[b][center]Just got a call sayin I got war tagged wit my biggest fan
Leave dudes insane wit vodka, nigga come kiss my pam
Fire the ruger let your brain's spray the wall's, blood dropin' on ya,
Jeffy more vicious than a ciger" take note's Menike's about to school ya
Lyrically my bars of metaphors are bigger than a noah's ark
I slice n' dish Jeffy out as a specialty for dinner call it a panic attack
Look man, I'll re'arange ya face like you got knocked by thousands of G Forces
Ain't nothin unique bout this gay , his only as original as his Gay force is
Grab an elevator, your shitt lines needs to be lifted up
With that cheap ass flow, you're just another stupid thrifted mess
My lines spits more fire balls than a satan's sex life
Ya lines wack, similar to a terror squad wit out a big pun in its life
An uppercut will send 'White over ya head' like the Ku Klux Klan
Your a joke, menike will end you in a round so search for anotha plan
This is a morgue filling flow, don't violate my rhymes killing scrolls
Or Ill restrict your lyrical privileges like your voice box went on un willing parole[/center][/b]

Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:24pm On Dec 30, 2008
mailmalc:

[center]@gamer-tag

[b]Y'all gon' think i've got a bursted pipe cause i flow wit ease/
roll the scripts, it reads "Gamertag's Ghost deceased when malc spat some holy shit"/
the crowd stand is jam packed/ even Gamer-tag is a mailmalc's fan/
guess you'll have to send apology letters, u silly lame ass stan/
a-round here, i'm like the whole circle nd you be less than a little arc/
still wouldn't have the 'hunch' to rap even if you sit on a cripple's back/
lyrically ur best chance of defeating me will still be by losing this/
ur entire verse is anemic nd still my acidic spit is diluting it/
certainly ur mental ability lies far-flung below your two knees/
that is why u can't decipher ish like it was written in por-tu-gese/
quit messin wit me like ur ass been sufferin from excessive fart/
check the neccessary stats, mailmalc's ill wit an endless this-charge/
you only drop nursery rhymes primarily to suit your childish style/
bet u gon like~this~line,"ma lyrics intoxicates more than creams and irish wines"/
upgrade ur game nd stop blaming mukina2 for pairin u against this lyrical guru/
i squeeze 'clips' to subdue u/ so nairalanders could get a free download from 'youtube'/[/b][/center]
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 7:23pm On Dec 30, 2008
Gamertag,

Sincerely, I don't know what you hope to achieve with these:

"it's my profession, i'll get you depleted like the ozone layer
u can't cope with the trauma i bring, now ur'e f*cking ur own mother"

I see how hard it is for you to rhyme tight to think that the best sequence for layer would be mother. pronounce these two and you see that they don't really rhyme as such. Check ur dictionary. the er in layer and in mother are pronounced differently. Next time you need to rhyme tight under duress know that mother is a farther rhyme for layer. Respect begets respect, read the rules and save your name. On behalf of all the judges, I would like to let you know that you can't diss parents. Thank you for coming. Enjoy your New Year!

XSi.
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 12:40pm On Dec 30, 2008
@ Tianshie,

Good to see you after dog years. Merry Xmas, do enjoy time with your family. It's needed.

@ Judges,

I think it would be fair to implement the workover penalty now. Its now 13 hours after midnight. We can then look up to Group B, obviously some group B guys are bound to benefit from Group A's workovers.

The voting would be on after midday tomorrow.


Thanks to all who've shown up so far.
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 11:56pm On Dec 29, 2008
Ibime:

Here's my verse against Knife. . . .


I’m very polite, I’ll show dude-some-respect/
I’ll even pull his chair out. . . . with a noose-on-his-neck/
You bore-us-with-weak-text/ Nairaland won’t fall-for-ya B.S/
So voters’ll give you the W. . . . along-with-the T.F.!
This Niger-Delta nigga be taking women hostage/
but if ya chick says she’s tied up. . . believe, she’s into bondage!/
Her cookie jar is open and we all-been-in-it/ even Sauron-hit-it/
She got a V.I.P pass. . . . at the abortion-clinic!!/
Lets determine-facts/ Skill is what this urchin-lacks /
I’d give him a 'taste of his medicine'….but I couldn’t write a verse-that-wack!/
You need proper ventilation/ Your lyrics are suffocating /
Got ya lungs and chest aching. . . .'cus my rhymes are breathtaking!/
So ‘pay’ homage to a vet. . . and bring my cheque/
Before I choke you with a phoneline. . . . and[i] ‘wring’ your neck[/i]/
Ask you rhetorical questions, so trying to answer-my-diss/
first requires-this-kid to stop and quietly-think . . . . "Am I a gay or a bitch?"

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