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Forgive Ofu's Hot state of mind, she's been deprived of something and in her drunken/unconscious situation, she let out her subconscious, she's human afterall!


I'm sorry but would i be wrong to tell BB that the moles failed from day 1 and that Ofunneka is way more intelligent than Lerato afterall? Her brain works like a swiss time machine!

Ol boy, where the heck is Mimoh? and Adewale Afolabi?

That's unfair on baba now

You go first

Pikin Madnex

(Mummy, I want to drink small stout. . .)

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I heard "dreams" on big brother on Sunday, GT don go far o!

Guy, na ur eye u go sharpen
Cos e be like say e don dey happen
No shaking nothing dey happen
Nobody wan pai
But dem wan go heaven o




Tuface no go pai. AMEN

I hope the judge is a moslem

I can only predict a day to the match depending on who's injured, suspended or whatever but the gunners are on fire right now and Tevez is in form for United. Presently, i'll say a draw.

Hell is safer than Nigeria, check it.

Kaka no doubt

I'm afraid we can't do anything this time around, we are at the mercy of the government (as usual).

Online flirting is the easiest and costs you nothing. Ask Unilag boiz!

The track did not play but i voted anyway, wish you the best of luck, hope our fellow judges aren't racist?

Count me in sis, dis is what i love to hear. NAIJA for the headlines!!!

Na real wah o

What a sad story. I think it's best to check www.who.is to find out expiry dates and contacts and all that before doing another, sure .org does makes more sense in this case, being an organization but of course, nigerians and .com addiction, . .

Thanks Ropie, more pls,

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These bunch of lucky goats can't even defeat the female team, let alone the flying eagles. Shio!

Sam You are the best!!!

Damn, dis shiit is gangsta!!!

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the weekstart with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer said, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

2 Arabs took were sitting close to the window in a plane. An American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to get beer”. “Don’t get up," said the American, I'll get it for you". When he left, one of them picked up his shoe and spat in it. When he returned, the other Arab said, "I'd really like one, too". Again, the American went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it too. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on? This hatred? This spitting in shoes, pissing in beers?"

I recently got this piece below from a friend. Read on,

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.


Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them

There was Dis little guy sitting in a bar,drinking his beer,minding his own business when all of a sudden Dis great big dude comes in &--WHACK!!--knocks him off D bar stool & onto D floor.D big dude says,"Dat was a karate chop 4rm Korea."D little guy thinks"GEEZ,"but he gets back up on the stool & starts drinking again when all of a sudden--WHACK!!--the big dude knocks him down AGAIN % says,"That was a judo chop 4rm Japan."So the little guy has had enough of Dis, He gets up,brushes himself off & quietly leaves.D little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned.Without saying a word,he walks up behind the big dude and--WHAM!!!"--knocks D big dude off his stool,knocking him out cold!!! D little guy looks at D bartender & says,"When he gets up,tell him Dat's a crowbar 4rm Sears

@ Holiiness,

Dat one no be 419, in fact na u 419 d girl na. OLE!!!

bencobenz:
I'm looking forward to the day Nigerians will be proud of themselves.
This guy has been rated the 6th richest black man, we should be proud
that he is a Nigerian. Besides, he has created jobs for a lot of people directly
and indirectly. So lets stop criticizing.

That's what Oprah won't do for peeps!

Jaheim - Put that woman first

Lemar - It's not that easy

Enrique Iglesias - Sad eyes

Robbie williams - She's the one

Boyz ii men - Do you remember

John Legend - Ordinary People

Tracy Chapman - Bang Bang bang

Boyz ii men ft Chante moore - Your home is in my heart

Trey Songz - I Gotta Make it

Akon - Lonely

Case - I'm missing you

Ropie,

I should be visiting Nairobi soon (after the cold season, or is it over 28 degrees yet?)

Thanks for the details, so Nakumatt is African after all.

I was opportuned to see Kericho ( i guess on my way to kisumu,i made a few friends there, high school peeps. I felt like building a hut within the tea plantations, i'm sure the aerial view'd b best for a wallpaper.

The rift valley tripped me the most as i understand it cuts across 3 or 4 countries.

At Nakuru Park, i saw an albino Rhino for the first time. And the flamingos, lovely when they glitter in the sun and do their parade. I saw lion (golden) monkeys and heavy lions. I did not see any elephant. The driver (a guy from traveladade was our tour guide) very lovely experience.

Couldn't go to Eldoret cos Nairobi cold deal with my ankles seriously (indian doctors to the rescue)

More pictures pls.

For Princess Diana 10th anniv -Definition of GLOBALIZATION! Question: What is the true definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? : Answer: An English princess, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Nigerian, using Bill Gates 's technology, and you're probably reading this on your pirated computer, that uses Taiwanese chip.