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That guns kill and guns save?

I'm missing my giffy!

You are thinking about replacing your mouse, but its dirty inside. I'll teach you how to clean it ok?

Jo'Burg is not your country, not even the capital, but a city. I've seen pictures of Jo'Burg. My mum, dad and sis have been there and they have lovely stories to tell as well, but when it comes to tourism, You've gotta be kidding me. When it comes to tea, what are we talking about. Your weather may be colder, currency better, but the atmosphere is surely different from Nairobi's. You need to see for yourself.

You know every nice thing has its ugly part. When you talk of beauty, you can praise Jo'burg but when you talk about serenity, I can't see you beating your chest. Talk about robbers, rape, racism, maybe not Nairobi, Not Abuja.

A yoruba proverb says, if a boy hasn't been to another boy's father's farm he will think his father's is the biggest.

You have neither been to Abuja nor Nairobi and I am not talking about Structures and buildings here. Kindly read the post over again. Thank you.

Neither or somewhere in between. Car of course.


Gun or champaigne?

I confess thank you all for the compliment

I confess I wish I could pay back

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I do not watch Big Brother Nigeria, although I followed up on BBA then. I got an offline containing this link and I went to see the Dedicated Site for Gideon and I was amazed when I read his profile.

What is a stack Ghetto boy doing in BBN, how on earth did he even get there? To my surprise, this 21 year old Ajegunle boy (from the city of danfo drivers) is a graduate of Biochemistry.

He NEEDs this money. What do we do? If we claim to be 21st century chics and dudes, this is the time to give up sentiments and support a fellow ghetto boy.



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And the last one will be a death sentence!

I confess I'm hungry and i'm stooling

I confess my girlfriend is pregnant

Wrong. I ain't seen Zobo since 2004.


You're disturbing tha peace with some loud music.

LoL! Wrong.
Camels don't sing.
Sure you had a can of Zobo!


You are lacing your shoes.

www.gideonunit.tk

www.gideonunit.bravehost.com

I do not watch Big Brother Nigeria, although I followed up on BBA then. I got an offline containing this link and I went to see the Dedicated Site for Gideon and I was amazed when I read his profile.

What is a stack Ghetto boy doing in BBN, how on earth did he even get there? To my surprise, this 21 year old Ajegunle boy (from the city of danfo drivers) is a graduate of Biochemistry.

He NEEDs this money. What do we do? If we claim to be 21st century chics and dudes, this is the time to give up sentiments and support a fellow ghetto boy.

And what do you have to say about Blair?

As for me, i'm black and proud!

I'm @ work. Wrong.

You are eating chips + Yoghurt (and if you are in Mushin, you are soaking G2 SO4)

Yea,champs league fo real.And im browsing on mtn for the last time,hopefully.

You are feeling dizzy plus tipsy but your bed's not laid.

Yea,champs league fo real.And im browsing on mtn for the last time,hopefully.

You are feeling dizzy plus tipsy but your bed's not laid.

For mig33, you will need to download and install the software. Its free, the more the number of people you refer to the network, the more the number of SMSes you can send.

Wrong.


Waiting for your fave TV show.

How else can I translate a glaring parable to a novice?

Definitely, u from Mercury?


Next person's receiving a phone call (from EFCC or woteva)

You wouldn't like to know how to pass an elephant through the eye of a needle, would you?

Actually, I'm sipping Henney? (do u believe?)


You are wondering when you will do that too!

LOL
If i'm on nairaland then i'm surfing the net,

You are pressed, you you know where to go!

Not a movie freak.

You are checking your wristwatch

Impaq, must you show yourself? I'm Instigating some nice Spagh right now!!!

Far from it

You are about to dial a number (hope its not 911?)

It's over already
I'm back at work. Checking mails and calling clients.

You are waiting for lunch, though the menu's not so interesting.

Right

holiday is over,wot next now?

You know your score.
(I'm thinking of going home now)

You are thinking of food, food, TV and food!

I smiled @ u (my teeth didn't show).

You are thinking of dinner, but it's not ready yet!

Wrong!

I'm so slim I've only got bones to admire.

You are scratching your left thigh with your left hand. (why anyway?)