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Idowuogbo: hahahahhaha! we go home school d pikin.

Na im sure pass o. We go start our own school. When dem dey primary school,you go be headmistress n I go be class teacher. For secondary,I go be Principal,you go be class teacher. That way,we'll contribute 50% each,out of our crazy lives to dia development. At the end of the day,you'll see a headline news like this:

Reuters: Crazy love birds about to wed in Nigeria. Citizens unsure what kind of kids they would produce.

AIT news go come go street,dey take reactions from different pple.

CAN(christian association of Nigeria): Govt needs to act fast. Offsprings could polute the entire nation.

GEJ: Govt is on top of the situation & we are monitoring it properly. I hereby inaugurate a 12 man committee to look into it & submit findings in 7 days.


US envoy to Nigeria: The American govt will definitely support the couple. Their rights must be protected.


Senate president: The senate is not aware of such but will look into it. *inaugurates 21 member committee for this*


Comedians: I think the govt should stop them before they spoil market for us. They did not follow due process.


Nairalanders/Nigerians: We're not aware of such. Nepa/phcn has not given us light for 3 months.


Parents of couple: Groom's mum - My son was not like this before. Enemies are at work.
Bride's father: I should never have allowed my daughter to live in mushin. I didnt know it will turn out like this....

*yawns* Did I just type dis long epistle? By d way,I just realised dat every thread I enter,I see you there. Everywhere You go,I find you dere;bia,u done dey work for mtn?

True! I've experienced it once & I'll neva try it again. Never,never...

dgb4: We've been on this forum for a while and people keep flirting doing expensive plays/jokes with each other here on Nairaland.

Please who is single and who is not so we will know whom to have real things for .

Me am single oo

All of us.

Idowuogbo: infidelity, dishonesty, woman beater, irresponsible, mistrust, free-loader, selfish etc.....

Gbam! I'll replace woman/panel beater with disrespectful/insultive. In addition to that,religion is important. If we dont have the same religious views,we wont work. I dont want to run a home where d father is a christian n mother,muslim. It gives room for an anything goes family.

[quote author=D-mouthed]What most men that drive to Victoria-Island do: when they pick a lady as a passenger and she happens to be the first to enter into the car:
1==the man will put the car AC on (something he never uses when he is alone)
2== He will first sit silent to the steering for 5minuts thinking of the best way to introduce himself.
3== He will not pick any other passenger (loosing out from his usual business).
4== He looses consentration and drives slowly (and always gets flash-light from the car behind gesturing him to drive on but he ignores him).
5== After a very long drive and like someone that pulled out of confussion, he remembers to ask her[/quote]Honestly,I'd like to know what farm they rear pple like you in. Boko haram needs to erase that farm. Do you guys actually think before starting threads? Or you feel as a NLer,it's ur obligation to open threads(even when the content is empty)? Smh.... May God have mercy on you.

ambrosini593: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Dating Or Marrying Working Class Ladies?

Girls are running after working guys but the case of guys running after working class ladies are not always like that. Are they scared of their money or because the guys on their are poor?

@ OP: Why not just say you are scared of working class ladies/professionals? Why add the rest of us? My dear,pls speak for yourself alone!

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Idowuogbo: U don find d agbero u wan do d crazy stunt wiv?

Not yet o. I fit do am wit you if you nor mind. Craze(you) + Crazy(me) wont be a bad idea o. The only thing be say,na every day dem go dey drive our pikin dem from school come house becos of d many many crazy things wey dem go dey do.

Well,I want to propose to her right there @ d middle of that crazy market in oshodi,with the crowd gathering n watching.... Truly,I havent picked my style but I want to do it in a crazy way. Romance can come later.

His wife fights him with shovels n hammer? What work does she do? Is the wife a bricklayer?

@ Op: You see,I like to keep a revolver in the house cos of guys like you. What prompted you into getting into a relationship with a girl so young,knowing the gap between you guys is much? Did you think properly before asking her out? You want to get married to an underaged girl? Come on,you're not the only one who comes across such youngsters. Be disciplined for christ sake! I cant count how many of such girls I have met & even when they say d age is not a problem,as an adult,I can tell it's childishness working in them. My point is simple. Leave that girl now for someone more matured. Dont ruin her life. You guys dont have a future(at the moment). If your 18yrs old sister/daughter who hasn't had d opportunity to get a tertiary education,tells you a man wants to marry her,what will you do? Will you sanction it?

Quite unfortunate but not new. I used to have a female acquintance who on d eve to her wedding,still went to sleep with another guy. She even confided in a female friend of mine dat after d wedding,she'll still continue seeing her other bf. According to her,she can't leave the guy. It's only God dat knows how women operate. Sometimes,d ones you see as decent may just be something else. Charles should forget about her & move on.

binger: Chronique and CFCfan,do have a nice sleep

Do have a lovely"wake up". It's 9:05am here...

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