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AmBeautiful: Activated:

**sit down look mode**
Chewing some popcorn

Typical naija girl n d "chewing popcorn" slang;when will u guys start chewing "guguru n epa"?

CFCfan: My worworness is greater than yours. I've been accused of swallowing a calabash and being 5 months pregnant. Some one also recommended braces for me, which I'm thinking about.

Ur wor-wor pass my own wella? As in,you dey try talk say u resemble oracle ni? Take heart man,God is on d throne...

[quote author=uj_sizzle]More names....

SpikesC
Ikekings
Chronique(if ur sis na Miss whatever, u sef suppose fine)[/quote]Babe,nor be so o. Na me dey carry award for ugliest child in d family year in-year out. Na me be mr wor-wor of d house. I nor knw why God do me like dat...

slimyem: Chronique...you be like person wey i sabi...
Pls see me in camera...
...
Chronique also has my vote o!!!

Really? *starts to sing*

Mrs lecturer come get dwn wit me,
I'm gonna rock ur back n ur big bobby,
make u cast a vote for me is all I need,
and I go do u ryt till u bowne sexkillz... mrs lecturer...

Ok ma,I'll see u in camera

kandiikane: [size=15pt]Group 5[/size]


Chronique
https://www.nairaland.com/chronique


Eze Promoe
https://www.nairaland.com/eze%20promoe


Obinoscopy
https://www.nairaland.com/obinoscopy


Pc Guru
https://www.nairaland.com/pc%20guru


Truckpusher
https://www.nairaland.com/truckpusher/


I Hate 9ja
https://www.nairaland.com/i%20hate%209ja


Emyguz
https://www.nairaland.com/emyguz


Bola4dprec
https://www.nairaland.com/bola4dprec


Drock4christ
https://www.nairaland.com/drock4christ

Haba!!! World pple,why una do me like dis? Abeg na who go nominate me? Me wey dey manage my black burnt face(according to Idowuogbo),una come go nominate me for mr NL? Make dem disgrace me abi? Anyways,God dey watch una for 3D o. By d way,who nominated me? I was thinking of coming in to vote only for me to see my name as a contestant... God dey.

2sexy: hahahahaha....mehn. Na una dey spoil market for husband. Chei... all those men wey dey marry any how don suffer. I thank God cos I am very picky...

Well,they came for wat dey wanted @ d time n secondly,pple like us sometimes dnt easily settle for fear of settling wit same kinda girls.

Cast ur vote. For me,it's Idowuogbo & Sexkillz

freecocoa: And this is because?

Things I've seen.... I've seen very innocent/decent looking gals from d club who are prostitutes. Gals u'd want to show to mama. When they're leaving,dey change into decent looking caftan n u'd think dey're coming from a church vigil. Many dirty stuffs n wen u've been part of a system n know how it works,it wudnt make sense to take such a gal serious.

Not wit d many stuffs I've seen/done in d club. Though one cannot just assume d girl aint a wife material cos u met her @ d club but I'd rather not even get serious wit a girl from d club.

Ok,this's just for fun. Looking @ most of d guys/chicks on NL,dia personalities(based on dia comments,not looks),who and who excites u to d point of having a thing or two with?

Here's my list:

Idowuogbo: craziest nairaland chick IMO. Very crazy chick n if u've eva been wit a crazy chick before,u'll understand wat it is,especially in d bedroom.

Shollypopz: Another crazy chick who cuts across to me like someone who has split personalities n reveals dem wen needed. Wit someone like dis,evrythin cud b unpredictable/mysterious n somehow,I kinda like mysterious chicks.

Onila: NL's most celebrated virgin's got me thinking too. Anywhere u see d word "virgin" on NL,look properly n u're likely to find d name Onila close to it. If not for anything,at least,let us find out if truly she's a virgin...lolz

Nayah: Another crazy chick but got something like class associated wit it. She's got some kinda aura n persona. Hear her talk abt hw "dem toys" & u're thinking stuffs...

What for? What happens when u break up? So I'll now have a tatoo of almost twenty gals on my body? Never!!!

Pretty bad I must say. Chances are ur bf might start thinking u're seeing someone else d more u retract during sex,knowing you've not always been like dat. You know him n how mature/immature he is. Why not try acting like the whole thing happened to someone else n see how he responds to it? That wud enable u knw wat to do. You could start up a convo abt gals in school,how going to read @ night classes used to be dangerous for girls n how some of dem got raped,etc. Make sure u stylishly drag the topic from school life,to cult guys,to night classes n then to rape cases. That way,it wouldnt be obvious where u're heading to. You can now chip dis other incident(ur case) into d discussion n narrate it like it happened to someone else. Say something,u wonder how her bf/husband wud be feeling now. Watch his countenance. Once he says he cant cope wit dat kinda stuff,just make sure u shut ur mouth abt it forever. But if he shows remorse/sympathy/compassion abt d whole thing,u can now break d ice abt ur predicament. But try to be calm n do not act nervous else he suspects. Some guys(like me) are very observant n can tell wen u're nervous either by d tone of ur voice or ur constant adjustments from time to time. Deal wit it carefully. Wish u gud luck. Hope u'll let us knw hw things went. Cheers n goodluck ahead.

sanb: We all have our individual contribution that makes this section a place to be which is great. So whether you’ve just joined recently or have been here for years kudos to everyone cos y'all rock big time.

I have split my list into the Guys and the Ladies. So for the guys here we go....

Guys

SexKillz – He really is the most hated fellow on NL and you either like him or dislike him. For me, I like him. His comments, usually makes a lot of sense although he sometimes says them in a very rude and obnoxious manner; but most of his comments are spot on.

190 – Our one and only Benz 190. He really is the clown of NL and his hate for NIGERIAN LADIES is out of this world; sometimes I wonder which planet he’s on (Lol). Other than that, when he’s serious; his comments do make a lot of sense and I enjoy reading them.

DailyNews – He’s words are pretty long but when you take the time to go through them, they really make a lot of sense. He’s a good writer and I admire that.

MRBrownJay – He’s very blunt but his words are on point most of the time.

K2039 – I always look forward to reading his comments, they are written in an intelligent and practical manner.

D-Explorer – He knows how to ignite a place with his creativity. That’s brilliant; and hope to see more of his innovative skills.

Yomieluv – He’s very easy going.

Lalaosky – He’s really very good in conversations. Very level headed and I like that.

Mynd44 – He’s words are short but on point. Keep it up.

Xynerise – He’s very funny and easy going.

Kunletiwoo – He doesn’t say much but when he speaks, his words are precise.

Ikekings – He has a good way with words and interprets his comments practically.

Deshclones – A straight talker and gets to the point quickly.

Dmcdad - He doesn’t mince his words and neither is he a time waster.

Binger – He comes across as someone who is very friendly, which is good.

Flanrey – Knows how to figure things out quickly and that’s something I admire.

Shymmex/Bittyend – I can’t really tell if these people are one and the same but their defence strategy is great.

Free2ryhme – Knows his way with words.

Acidosis –He’s got a great sense of humour and very funny as well.

Acidtalk – Just as his username is; acid tongue. In a good way, his post are educative and you’re kept up to date.

Chronique – This is one intelligent guy.

Flashaldrin – A straight talker and doesn’t beat around the bush.

Jhydebaba – He comes across as a very lively and friendly person.

Sagamite – He’s words are sharp but most times, on point.

Redmosquito – There was no way I was going to forget to include you. You’re indeed a comedian. The way you light up a thread is just great.

Adeniyi A. – A gentle man and his words are golden.

Everytime someone tells me I'm intelligent,I feel great. Moreso,knowing that someone notices me on a faceless forum despite not being the loudest of folks around here,feels good. Thanks dear. I appreciate!

From my experience,it's definitely not a good idea. I once found myself in a place where a lot of girls liked me n there was this clique of abt 5 chicks. d one I liked was pretty shy n I didnt want d odas to know I wanted to chyke her. So,I signalled to one of them(who had said hi to me couple f times),to come around. I noticed she was pretty excited as she walked towards me,n her friends were watchin. When she got to me,I asked her to help me call d shy one n was shocked @ d response I got. She said: "so,u called me all d way from there to help u call Itunnu;i tot u wanted to talk to me"? She walked back angrily n I was shocked. I tot one of d guys I used to see around her was her bf... I later got across to d Itunnu but she kept tellin me stories of hw she wasnt interested in a relationship cos her ex jilted her. Everythin turned to story n wen I got tired of preachin,I had to back out. Point is that,u may have more than one of dem liking u in a group n d moment dey knw u're coming for one,dey might end up spoilin evrythin n u wudnt get nada.

My Mum n Myself.

All I know is dat Jesus Christ is coming soon....

Dopefiend: This pageant came, nd has gone. Did y'all learn anytin?

For me, I got to knw shollypopz is a very good campaign manager.

That dere are some beautiful girls on NL evn tho na extraodinary d woh woh plenty pass

And lastly dat sexkillz can also be called SK

Sure. I'm really thinking of working with shollypopz when the time is right. I just hope we'd click(that's if we eva get to work though). She has potentials!

@ All NLs: Sorry I'm doing this. I normally dont insult pple outhere but did poster wud make me do so. Dis is abt d most stupid thing I've heard this year n only God knows wat is in dis poster's head. @ Op: Do u av pap/mud for brains? Pls read wat u wrote over n over again. If it still makes sense to u,den u should know u need medical attention. I feel sorry for d person dat gave u access to the internet. I'm not saying young boys n girls should practise immorailty but if dis ur idea is wat u think will solve it,den,I'm really sorry. I wonder how many pple thinking like u,are in dis country. Now I knw why it's difficult for Nigeria to move forward. Gosh!!!!

Rocktation: Seriously now, I'm finding it hard to believe that Sweetlemon took this competition to heart. This is just a game, dear. It doesn't even give nobody no bragging right.

Well,we're humans. Just tells u dat some things we think do not count or should have no meanings,means a lot to others. Some pple cud be quite emotional abt stuffs u know...

On a more serious note,we're making a classy video to dis joint come jan/feb next yr. So,if u're pretty or u knw someone who's pretty n who would love to be part of dis,kindly hit me up. You can download n listen up here: http://chronxmedia.com/rio-bills-my-life-chronique-records-exclusive.

NB: We're lookin @ something tu-sh,sexy n classy.

chucky234: Why you acknowledge my presence na,your love for Sweetemon no let you see say old man like me sidon for front row abi,children of nawadays sef.

EPA,nor vex o. u knw say children like us nor dey fit whole body wen we dey do love nwantintin...

*walks in confidently to see his wife(sweetlemon) win only to realise achukwunet won. Screams: "no! no!! no!!! fraud!!!!!. walks up to sexkillz,kandiikane n d-explorer n pulls out their eyeballs one-by-one for not counting well. walks up to wifey(sweetlemon) n drags her violently by her long braids into d car n drives off. starts to rant: upon all d money n time I spent on NL to see u win,u still lost? while @ home,sweetlemon comes from behind in a tender voice to say "honey,I'm sorry" but I scream: "come on,get out of here. go n pound yam in d kitchen for me. dials up Achukwunet's no n starts apologising: "baby,I'm sorry for leavin u. I knw I shouldnt have don dat. I was under pressure from sweetlemon as she claimed she was 4 months pregnant for me. I just found out d pregnancy isnt mine. Infact,she's packin out tomorrow. Remember how I used to love u from day one. Pls forgive,it was d devil. Remember I cast a vote for u n sweetlemon? it was out of confusion but my heart was wit u. dats y ur name came first. Baby,pls forgive me n give me a second chance like salvador*.......lol

Congrats Achukwunet;u're pretty.

To my dearest n sweetest Sweetlemon,congrats sweetie. U're my Miss NL. IF THEY DOUBT IT,THEY CAN GO TO HELL.

Congrats to SEXKILLZ,D-EXPLORER,KANDIIKANE & EVERYONE OF US WHO PARTICIPATED IN THIS. IT'S BEEN REAL FUN ALL DA WAY. CONGRATS TO ALL D OTHER CONTESTANTS TOO.

Just in case you guys havent noticed: Achukwunet is not here,sweetlemon aint here too. Dem don go dress,dey prepare to go dance alingo n kukere for club this night. These babes are ballin n u guys are busy burnin data,readin over 70pages of God knows what.
@ organisers: just in case u guys havent noticed,d no of pple viewin this thread has been dwindling. Today na friday,9pm don pass;guess u know d rest. Lock d damn thread n count d votes n lets get this isht wrapped up. In d multitude of words,foolish talk abounds. Before it gets sour,let's wrap it up!