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I duff my face cap for gree-die n itsmodella. u guys were awesome!!!

breaking news:

President GEJ has set up a committee to look into gree-die n itsmodella wooing lines after dey posted dem in a wooing challenge on NL. This is as a result of complaints from members of d public,who claim dat dey suspect the two ladies in question are hermaphrodites. The prostesters are of d view dat dey cannot understand how two naturally endowed ladies wit massive boobs n bum-bums,can actually woo like men wit heavy dicks.
The committee has been given 24hrs to submit its findings. Chairman of d committee,her royal razzness Idowuogbo has promised to give her best on this assignment n has vowed to work closely with other members like mynd,oahray,dyt n d-explorer.
In a recent twist,close associates of the duo(itsmodella n gree-die) have taken to d streets of nairaland to register their displeasure @ d actions of mr president. They're of d view dat dia partners are being victimised nd as such,have employed human rights lawyer,barrister Shollypopz to take up d case. Our correspondent tried to speak with her but was told she had travelled out on official assignment.
However,observers are of the view dat d committee would not produce any meaningful results based on d fact dat previous assignments had been handed over to d committee chairlady,which she failed woefully at. They however suggested a new chairperson be assigned to d task.

As at d time of filing this report,nothing had been heard from the parties involved.

Chronique reporting for Nairaland Romance television.

binger: D.A.N is ably represented

hehehe... u wont kill me wit lafta. I guess dat's DERAILERS ASSOCIATION of NAIRALAND(D.A.N)....lmao.

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