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Sweetlemon: Oh ok. Now you know.You see,in law,we call dis an "invitation to treat". Guess we can make our offers now... Right? |
livialives: Lol u so crazy.Hian? after I risked my life to fight sagamite to save u? wat if he was armed wit a gun n had shot me? In short,I'm organizing some millitants to kidnap abil,itsmodella n shollypopz. looks like they're threatening ur life... Where is 190,Mynd,Acidtalk,etc? Guys,pls meet me in d creeks. I got biz for u guys... |
livialives: I just uploaded my picture with a PINKY FINGER! NOW BACK OFF!Cool. U got me singing james blunt "u're beautiful".... I dont do dis often but trust me,I just did it. Sent u a pm. Kindly reply. |
Guys,pls lets vote well o. I intend inviting the finalists for the shoot of my debut video. It's gonna take place in january n it's gonna be classy. So,lets get d finest chicks to rep d everblazing Nigerian beauties. |
livialives: Wait a Sec! Are you crazy or something? Is the Devil in you? I have seen your posts and ignored you for peace sake YET you still are intentionally trying to start something with me? Why are u trolling me ? Stalking me?*Rushes in and pushes sagamite aside. Sagamite tries to retaliate & unfortunately,gets a dose of my martial arts skillz. In less than 60seconds,he's kissing sand on d floor with blood gushing out of his mouth... Walks up(me) to livialives and tries to comfort her. Pulls off jacket,spreads around her back with arms across her back,guides her gently to a side of d building. Gets her a seat n orders a drink for her,while comforting her. Take it easy lady;he aint man enuf. Have no fears;I'll be here by urside to protect u always. I'm not too blind to see that u're a gem who should be treated carefully,ok? *walks up to sagamite,jacks him up by the collar n gives him stern warnings: "dnt u eva harrass d pretty lady again;is dat clear"? Throws him down on d floor,leads livialives into d car n drives her away to a safe location*.... |
Yup! |
Only thing I want to ask is how old are u guys(u n ur girlfriend)? Ur story sounds like u guys are still infants... |
kandiikane: [size=18pt]GROUP 8Nikkimono,Tashamania & sweetlemon |
kandiikane: [size=18pt]GROUP 7mimifonwon,uchamaranma n serahsadeiyare. |
Idowuogbo: Yea...will u b my tampon? ![]() |
kandiikane: [size=18pt]GROUP 6Nubianqueen,fukwitme n prettyfatex. I luv u pretty fatex for ur natural african beauty. |
Idowuogbo: Ode! Y put Yoruba in d whole menawena? U finest dude? Hmm... D dinosaur is feeling funky o! Ewu Managata wiv no oblangata! Disappear!!Chei!!! Idowu! Idowu!! Idowu!!! How many times did I call u? When last did u take ur medcine? Why did u stop taking ur medication? *calls out to everybody* help o!!!! She has broken her chains o. mad woman on d loose;pls run for ur lives....!!!!! But seriously,babe,why d insults naw? Shebi na play I dey play wit d contestants? Why u come dey harsh like this? Abi u dey on ur period? |
kandiikane: [size=18pt]GROUP 5Lilialives,eveluv n jenny20. *currently singing baby baby baby baby.... for lilialives* *asking jenny20: "are u abt to kiss me"? u're pretty!!! |
Idowuogbo: Shattap! See dis one wiv burnt Amala face talking bullshito, vote or sharrap mehn! Nkita!*tongue out* burnt amala face?...lol. do u realise u're talkin to d finest dude on planet earth? turns round,farts in her face n walks away. nkita yoruba! |
kandiikane: [size=18pt]GROUP 4Attention: kails link wasnt posted well n I cudnt view her profile. Guess dat myt work against her but I wudnt want it to. I vote Kails,t-luv n josephine4gud. *currently singing to t-luv: from d nyansh of my heart(bottom of my heart),girl I gbadun uuuu....* |
kandiikane: [size=18pt]GROUP 3Preteehan,enoquin & florena. By d way,I think miz_sammy should be contesting for mrs/mummy nairaland wit dat her profile pix... |
kandiikane: [size=18pt]GROUP 1Abil,farud n junnymercy. In btw;I dnt knw hw abil managed to do it but she looks like a "ghost" in her pic. The picture's pretty white;did u wash it wit miss bimbo or ariel?...lol. |
kandiikane: [size=18pt]GROUP 2Achukwunet,nayah & amaryah |
Well,there are guys wit all dese qualities but it's dangerous for any guy to show all of dem. Reason is that,in no time,he will become a sisi(weakling). I'm a guy with such qualities but I dont show dem to ladies often cos some of dem myt end up taking dem for granted. My addy to u is "prune down ur list". |
Una nor wan nominate me abi? *breaks bottles n starts chookin evrybody. walks up to sholly n draws adidas on her chest,spins her around n draws nike n her back*. watches wit a bad frown as everybody runs out of d hall... |
john11769: HOW CAN THIS THINGS BE STOP? I RECEIVED MANY OF THEM IN MY EMAILS BOX. THE QUESTION IS, HOW DO THERE GET ONCE EMAIL ADDRESSES?There are softwares that extract email adds and it's meant for marketing purposes. That's why sometimes,you recieve mails from coys like sony n co. However,fraudsters also use dese softwares & as such,can get ur email add. |
When did u guys start this page dat we already have 32pages? Gosh!!! |
Vanneni: Steewpid!Which is dat? Ur first name,middle name or last name? Sounds pretty cool for someone like u...*winks* |
abiL: I hope you've booked the presidential suite.Stewards already fixed them. I even ordered more than that. I asked them to get you a bottle of honey,a bowl of ice-cubes,some recent copies of cosmos n ebony & a jar of fresh farm milk. You need anything else? |
I'm off to bed. My eyes are heavy. Goodnight folks! |
Vote 4 Abil & win d whole world(including this site n d organisers of d competition). @ Abil: Come with Modella & Sholly. U guys should meet me @ suite 203 so we can discuss extensively on ur campaign strategy. |
abiL: We are jet-setters baby.Oh!,I see. More like u're stayin behind @ d hotel;wat time is ur flight tomorrow? Perhaps,we cud share a few drinks & couple of jokes at d VIP lounge before u check in...*winks*. Sounds like a plan? *sipping gently from d glass of champagne* |
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