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Redmosquito: @Bolded. you sabi road to TOGO?

No! But I fit locate Niger republic...

[quote author=Mynd_44]the bolded is why we need a slap button[/quote]hehehe... y not a knock button?

Shollypopz: @ayobase: I love that name u gave me....."Oluwaniisola".
@Chronique: Very funny! "can i be ur romeo,while i be ur juliet, person wey nor like am fit go chop poo inside toilet,..."

None stood out more than the other, I pick both of them!

It's a lie!!!...lol. Was just fooling around girl.

hornipipe: guy nothing do you.
Comedy 101 things.

lolz.

Hi Sholly,how're u doin? Guess good. Well,I've been observing u for a while on nairaland & I think u got a stunning personality. I dont get to do this often but trust me,when I find a girl who I think is worth it,I'll take my chances. My name's Chronique & girl,I aint got reasons to lie;so listen to dis very carefully. I aint no player n I dont play no games;my love is very true,I swear to God. From all these chicks,u're d One I'll pick. You're not d prettiest but u're d one I love. In my eyes(mind),u're a beauty queen,if dey doubt it baby,they can go to hell. I'll take you shoping all around the world & show u places baby,that u've neva been to,spend the money that I make on u & do everything so u'll be comfortable. For honeymoon,we can do paris,and if u luv it baby,we could go to spain. Girl,I'll s-ex u good so u go ask for more,my engine nor go knock,girl,I go do u more...*winks*. See,I'm not tryin to impress you girl,but my swag speaks for me & it doesnt lie. Leave those guys,they cannot take care of u,like banky w,girl I'm capable. You might probably have a boyfriend but trust me,I'm ready to do more than He can do. If he gives u a 100%,I'm ready to give u 250%. By ur side is where I'll place my heart so when it's walking away,u'll be the one to bring it home girl. under ur care,girl I'll place my love,give it ur light & I promise it's gonna shine through.....

I'm just tryna tell you how I feel abt u. I like you & I want u for keeps;watchu fink baby?

ItsModella: too cliche na

my dear,na play I come here come play o...lol.

Redmosquito: you try ooo! But @bolded HUH!!!

corrected it. it was a typo error.

I been dey try make I talk but the thing nor let me talk,
girl,ur beauty don dey make withlow dey catch me for mouth,
shey na the way you dey talk or na d style of ur walk?
girl,I wanna be ur queen cos u're d queen of d southside

no one contest u,girl u set pass beyounce,
person wey dey doubt suppose go sink inside red sea,
na u dey high me,like say I drink chelsea,
would u be my boo,I'll love to call u mama elsie.
I'm not a shy guy,I'm done being a bad guy,
girl, I nor fit dull u cos u know I'm a very smart guy,
u know d koko,I go love to buy u coco(chanel),
girl,my love is sweeter than the choco made from cocoa.
if luv is a crime,girl I want to be wanted,
I'm going crazy over u,it's feeling like i'm haunted,
I think about u,u got me fantasizing,
the way u move ur body girl is more than tantalizing,
can i be ur romeo,while u be my juliet,
person wey nor like am fit go chop shit inside toilet,
ur type is so rare n I wanna show dat I care,
I'm having d feeling that we cud end up as a nice pair.
like d'banj,girl i'm ur scapegoat,
u fit tie rope for my neck and drag me go where u want go,
girl,i go follow u.
na u go dey press my mumu switch,as long as u nor be witch,
anywhere u wanna go,girl i go follow u.
I say I love u & I nor dey lie,I know many guys have told u lies,
baby girl,my love is here to stay.
i just wanna be ur all in all,
girl i wanna be d one u trust,baby girl my lovebis here to stay.

Hi sholly! I'm just tryna let u know I care about u wit dis lil freestyle;watchu fink?

[quote author=D-Explorer]Please let these SLOTS get READY! -
SLOT 8 - 190 and RudySmith to wooing Uj-sizzle

SLOT 9 - Ayobase and Treasureboy09 to woo Shollypopz

SLOT 10 - Dmcdad and Chukskalidon to wooPritheeann [/quote]Is treasureboy in d building? If yes,let me know so I can step down.

lol n rollin on d floor. una wicked o. una don let my bottle of sprite fall,break for ground.... still laffin...

[quote author=gree-die]oh lawd, wtf?[/quote]

Redmosquito: Guy! Come! Wetin u get for WAEC?!

[quote author=gree-die]oh lawd, wtf?[/quote]hahahaha... una nor go kill person here o,

Shollypopz: You are enjoying urself when u should be working hard on ur write-up

Na jamb? Abi u wan dash me fried rice for winning?...lol. Dont worry girl,I'll just put down whateva comes to mind then. I dont do rehearsed lines...

Dyt: Na jedi jedi go tk ur nyansh

lol.

Ok. I'm seated with a plate of rice & stew with a bottle of sprite & one pack of funman juice,enjoying the whole show. Y'all should come join me...

Shollypopz: ayobase is around but treasureboy is no where to be found

Does it mean I'm in? Ask d organisers...

where is @ayobase n -treasureboy09?

@ shollypopz: where are ur wooers?

Been battling with my gen since I came in. How're u guys doing? What's poppin folks?

When you're in love,you really wanna be with a person despite his/her flaws. You're able to look @ things objectively & not based on how you want it. You're willing to defend your spouse & take d heat,you make sacrifices. When you're in love,it's usually about "us/we" not "me/i".

Shollypopz: ^^treasureboy09 might not show up. So u still have a chance of replacing him if u wish

You mean I'm gonna be a sub? I'm always in d first team for God sake...lol. Anyways,if d organisers feel so & gives space for dat,then no p. Afterall,it's all for fun.

@ shollypopz: No need looking out for my white singlet. I've been replaced. Would be a guest tonight. You guys should enjoy urselves... I'd be here by 7pm to watch the show go down.

Shollypopz: Lol @ emphasis on "white" singlet.

hmmmmm....meaning?

wissezy: @Chronique, hw did you deal with it when you were younger? Mine is getting into my head.

Well,I didnt need to do so much work cos my forming actually worked for me back then & most of them actually found a way or the other to get close to me. However,as I grew up,I guess maturity just took the better part of me & I started dropping that kinda attitude. I think realising that it's a man's job to woo a lady n not the other way,will help you a lil bit.

Shollypopz: Dude u are confusing errone!! Hope u didn't sneeze too much, lol you can be here 7pm. My slot is way below so u might not be asked to post anything till like 9pm.

It all depends on u

Really? Me myself I'm confused too... Anyways,I'd stroll in by 9pm with my boxer short & white singlet...

Shollypopz: Need a guy??

1.) Chronique said the thread is full of kids and he's concerned about his reputation. To the best of my knowledge, he opted out! (I'm not sure)
2.) Treasureboy09 volunteered to battle ayobase. U said 3 couldn't battle for me and u fixed him with alaucontinua! U did!
3.) So I'm saying, Treasureboy09 can take Chronique's place as it wouldn't be three battling for me anymore.

Do u still need help understanding?? I could break it down even more

You've been calling my name since & making me to sneeze... If my slot has been re-assigned,fine. If not,then I'll just make it count @ 7;is dat ok by u?

myowncomputer: Thank you Chronique. Yes I mean apart from breast milk.Yeah, someone mentioned chewing some food types, but I always thought I'd introduce some pathogens from my saliva (not that I don't brush o! lol).Also, someone mentioned not giving salt to babies till they are 1 year old, so how will the soup be palatable? Thanks for ur addition.

Dont worry abt pathogens but if u're pretty disturbed abt dat,u can mash it for dem with spoon or this lil plastic small morter. Wouldnt affect them. For d soup thing,it's best you start wit something like okro n stew or mixed okro or ewedu(anything slimy). It helps them swallow easily. I'm not too sure if d salt before age one affects them but u can find out more abt dat from ur doc. But then u can make d salt very mild. Salt got iodine & I think it helps improve the IQ & eyesight(would crosscheck that though). In btw,I supply huggies,pampers,wipes(all uk) incase u need. 07083971264

It's very wrong. It's d major reason why me n almost all my male siblings aint close to our dad. Wouldnt trade my relationship wit my kids for any amount of money.

Ok. When u mean solids,are u talking about any other food apart from breast milk? If that's d case,then start wit lil meals like cereals. Later u can give them noodles,bread(u cud chew a lil bit to make it soft). when giving them meat or fish,chew to be extensively soft. When u want to give them stuffs like rice,chew it first till its soft. For solids like semo,amala,wheat,eba,etc. make dem very light.

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