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Dyt: Page 10 and I neva get wooer
Ayam leavin nairaland

Dont go yet. Ur wooer would show up @ the 30th page. Just fast n pray. God still does wonders....lol.

....*staggers in like a drunkard with a bottle of tombo liquor & points @ lalaosky,annawhite & Itsmodella*... One,two,three,both of you;come here. Bia,bia ne ba(come,come here)...*drink pouring out from the mouth*....Babies(in igbo tonation),what is going on here?
*Points to sexkillz & d-explorer* Nna,odikwa this thing you're doing is very risky. If these girls turn me down,infact,you are done burn my cable(talking in Ibo tonation). *Sips tombo liquor,adjusts trouser to the waist & says: "my friend,write my name there* Give me lalaosky.

Why not? SS & AA = AS. Your kids would be genetically stable. Pls do. You have nothing to worry about dear.

maclatunji: Please don't try this... anything from a trailer to okada could clear you and your marriage proposal off the road.

BTW, stop watching all of those Hollywood movies that are messing-up your head.

Hehehe... Funny enough,I dont watch movies(nollywood or hollywood).

@ mynd. Sent it. Got it?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Park for road make lastma catch you. Can you please post that link on my mail please? I mean the one you posted on the diary chat page.

Just PM me with it[/quote]Ok. Will do so now.

Ok. I've had this idea is mind for a few years now & I intend doing this someday.

@mynd: Can u shed more light?
@masterpiece: Really?
@k2039: Common bruv,we've always lied "unintentionally" now. Those who've said "I love you" @ d altar & ended up breaking up;can we call them liars? We've got to say those sweet words to them naw. By the way,I dont think being crazy translates to being razz.

I was sharing this with my sister & She said She'd rather get scared of the guy if it happens to her. This is how I'd love to propose to a lady though.

Imagine you're dating a guy & one day,He picks up a quarel with you & while driving,you guys are having a heated convo. All of a sudden,He pulls over right there on the road(take for example,mobolaji-bank anthony way,ikeja,approaching towards maryland-close to the mobil gas station). He comes out of his car & orders you out. The arguements continue & when you try to walk away,he pulls you back(carefully,not forcefully). By this time,a crowd is gathering,waiting to watch the movie. All of a sudden,He stylishly moves you close the car bonnet,gets down on one of his kneel & says:

"baby,I'm sorry.... I had to do this to show how much you mean to me. Right here,in front of this crowd,I'm getting on my kneels to ask you,would you marry? You're d best I eva had & I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. I'd love to grow old & grey with you. Should we ever think of breaking up,it's gotta be right here in front of everyone present here. If we cant pull them together,then,we're stuck forever. Will you marry me?"


In the crowd,you can hear people cheering & clapping;what would you do? Would you love to be proposed to like this?

Forget about the LASTMA guys;they'd be settled accordingly.

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Well,someone did that with me once & when I was breaking up with her,it was one of the many reasons I did... It's what I call massive falling of hand.

Anytime you see me eat noodles,know that I'm broke!

Lovely!!!!!

You probably have great talent & potentials to be a world class gigolo. Keep it up. Someday,you'd make ur folks proud.

....*yawns*.... Think I need to go back to bed. #Boring....

SELFWORTH: Good but Be prepared to rear giants!

hehehe... Sure will.

This thread will never be complete without Onila,the virgin.

[quote author=Mynd_44]That's your take and everyone does not have to be like that[/quote]Sure! I asked: "what's ur take on it" & gave my own opinion abt it. I dont expect my wife to be my slave but there are things I cant do/take...

Idowuogbo: take on wot? excuse mr fawked up mentality, wots ur take on a woman washing a man briefs?

My dear,like I said,I'm indifferent abt it. I'll rather she doesnt even wash mine. What are my hands for?

Temi 23: Hmmm... Black man with black thinking... You can't wash your wife undies and you expect her to wash yours Hun? Change your mentality man. This ages is no more 50's oh we are in another world.#Enoughsaid

Common,read well. I never said I expect her to wash mine. I'm indifferent abt it. Just dont tell me to wash urs.

@ killz: Washing my boxers? If she does that,that's her take. If she doesnt,heaven wont fall. I'm indifferent to it. But telling me to wash her undies? Hell no! Let's not even talk about it. It's awkward to me. These days,ladies feel the man shoul cook,wash for them,clean for them,raise the kids for them,fend for them,etc and they think it defines love. What exactly are they giving back to the man? Sex?;no!!!