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Autos › Re: Toks 2011/12 Honda Insight @ 4.8m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 10:07am On Apr 03, 2017
JohnnyNY:
Nice ride..
Thanks
Autos › Re: 2010 Tokunbo Toyota Corolla @ 3.650m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 10:05am On Apr 03, 2017
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Autos › 2010 Tokunbo Toyota Corolla @ 3.650m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op):
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Autos › Re: Toks 2011/12 Honda Insight @ 4.8m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 9:38am On Apr 03, 2017
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Autos › Toks 2011/12 Honda Insight @ 4.8m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op):
This car comes with a hybrid engine, has a 1.2ltr eco-friendly engine, 64k miles on the clock, and is super clean. Holla for details. Price is negotiable. Call 07083971264, whatsapp 07065614087.

TV/Movies › Re: #BBNaija: Nigerians React To Bally's Eviction (photos) by chronique(m): 10:43pm On Apr 02, 2017
Private jet owners are voting for tboss.
Romance › Re: I Said I Needed A Serious Relationship With A Man, See What I Found! by chronique(m): 7:50pm On Apr 02, 2017
I feel the distance is the major factor,coupled with things he might have heard. These days, only a few people are sincere in relationships. This is probably making him possessive and insecure. If he doesn't calm down, he would give himself unnecessary high blood pressure and kill himself for nothing and you'd move on to the next guy. Just tell him to slow down and take a chill pill. Let him know you don't like the way he is going about things.

On a second thought, why a distant relationship? I don't know how to put this, but I suddenly discovered something about distant relationships especially when you haven't met him or her physically. It's a variant of a mental problem and one needs to fix it asap. Being in a distant relationship is as good as being in a relationship with your phone, or your computer screen. You talk to your phone or pc everyday but would never get to know who the real human behind the phone is, until you meet physically and spend time together. If you ask me, I think it's a lot of bullshit and not something matured adults should engage in...
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors And Controversies...kumuyi's Example by chronique(m): 1:58pm On Apr 02, 2017
Xavier9ja:
Am sorry to say this but kumuyi is the only preacher I admire, cherish and respect in the whole universe. I don't attend deeper life but this man teaches the real word of God, he preaches the bible from cover to cover, he is humble and he would have lived a flambouyant lifestyle if he wanted to but cos of his understanding of the word of God he is living a simple life which has made him excel spiritually. I am a sinner and I pray for Gods grace to turn away from my bad ways and I hope to have an encounter with papa kumuyi someday.
Exactly. I attend redeemed Christian church of God but I respect Kumuyi more than Adeboye. During my childhood years, my mom attended deeper life and that was where the foundation of Christianity was laid in me. I'm still a Christian today, because of the word of God I was taught in deeper life. Without that foundation, I surely would have been something else today. One of my greatest desires, is to meet Kumuyi one on one and spend some time with him. Kumuyi is the bench mark of what a true Christian should be like (simple, humble, no controversy, no scandal, etc).
Business › Re: #JumiaNigeria Nigerians Recommend Adjustments To Courier Companys Delivery Model by chronique(m): 12:24pm On Apr 02, 2017
wizkidblogger:
and also collect huge money where passers by will see them abi?
How much exactly is the huge money? 500k? 1m? The buyer can easily do online transfer, or jumia provides their despatch riders/delivery men with pos if they think the raw cash is too much. Some people move around with that much and you will never know.
Business › Re: #JumiaNigeria Nigerians Recommend Adjustments To Courier Companys Delivery Model by chronique(m): 8:57am On Apr 02, 2017
wizzywisdom:
Some goods are so big, then the delivery man would be ask to assist in taking the goods inside. remember some people live alone
The buyer should sort himself out.
Business › Re: #JumiaNigeria Nigerians Recommend Adjustments To Courier Companys Delivery Model by chronique(m): 7:46am On Apr 02, 2017
The moment you start tweaking the payment on delivery method to the extent that the buyer would leave his or her house to go collect the item somewhere else, the service becomes defeated sort of. I really don't know why everything that is being introduced to make life easier for us, gets abused in naija. Sometimes, I feel this country is a cursed land. I think for a start, delivery men should be warned not to enter into people's houses. Anyone who orders an item, should be able to come out of the house to the gate where passersby would be able to see them.
Business › Re: Help!!! Nipost Has Dealt With Me by chronique(m): 12:44am On Apr 02, 2017
tensazangetsu20:
Nipost is a very useless company. I remember when I wanted to apply to the university, I used Nipost to send my application forms. The admission list came out and my forms were still in Nipost office. Run away from anything Nigerian. Better safe than sorry.
My own was my transcript and other admission documents I sent to John Hopkins university. My package didn't get there until after the closing date. Yet, I used their first class mail service. Never use nipost to send anything important.
Business › Re: Help!!! Nipost Has Dealt With Me by chronique(m): 12:23am On Apr 02, 2017
Are you a visitor in naija? You saw DHL, UPS, FedEx, and Co, you didn't use them. You now went to use nipost? Have you ever seen any Nigerian govt run establishment that is effective? Guy, blame yourself.
Jokes Etc › Re: Girl Pranks Mother On April Fool's Day by chronique(m): 8:55pm On Apr 01, 2017
illegalGangla:
Suspicious texts...short words like not typical of our mothers.


Adonbilivit
Exactly. Looks made up. The manner of conversation is suspicious from the mother's end.
Travel › Re: Emirates Airline Celebrates The April Fool's Day With This Insane Jet by chronique(m): 1:26pm On Apr 01, 2017
Billyonaire:
The Pool should be central attraction. Even a bigger pool than that.
You can't control the water during take off and turbulence. Even during flight. The period where the plane might need to tilt sideways and all that. Water isn't static.
Travel › Re: Emirates Airline Celebrates The April Fool's Day With This Insane Jet by chronique(m): 11:48am On Apr 01, 2017
Billyonaire:
It can be built.
Without the pool...
Car Talk › Re: Speed Limits For Vehicles In Nigeria – FRSC by chronique(m): 12:21am On Apr 01, 2017
tohpahz:
It is.. Nigga snapped nd I saw.
Maybe a Sunday. Most definitely not a week day.
Pets › Re: German Shepherds Kill Snake Hiding Under Car. by chronique(m): 9:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
soberdrunk:
Good dogs!! Not like the Dog i used to have that only specialized in destroying slippers and shoes angry
I once had dogs and they weren't into destroying of slippers. They'd pull your towel down from the line, and lay on it during the day. When you wake up in the morning, you'd find pieces of papers and torn foams scattered around the house. They'd tear anything tearable but not shoes or slippers. But as I trained them and scolded them, they started dropping those habits gradually. Rats, lizards, birds and all, weren't safe as they'd hunt and kill them. If the rat is hiding under something that they can't lift, they'd come to the door, bark and scratch the door until I come out. As soon as I come out, they'd race towards where the creature is hiding and keep barking until I come there. Then, they'd start scratching around the place and sniffing it until I lift the object up and while trying to lift it up, their hands and paws would already be raised up in anticipation of the creature's movement and as soon as it moves, they rush at it. After killing it, they'd sit in front of it and wait to watch if it would move. At times, they'd hit it with their paws to see if it would move. If they don't confirm it dead, they wouldn't leave it. Dogs are very intelligent creatures but you need to train them and communicate effectively with them to get the best out of them. My dogs had different kind of barks that would tell me what they are trying to pass across. The bark to alert you that there is a stranger at the gate, would be different from the one that tells you a family member is at the gate. The bark to alert you that one of them is in distress, is different from the one that tells you the pumping machine is full...
Family › Re: Three Kids Abandoned As Husband, Wife Were Sent To Prisons In Lagos (pic) by chronique(m): 1:18pm On Mar 31, 2017
What kind of nonsense is this?
Education › Re: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by chronique(m): 1:02pm On Mar 31, 2017
My Yoruba teacher came to class with a shinny shoe that looked like a magician's shoe and I quietly made jokes about it with my classmates. I wasn't sure if she heard or not. While teaching, she asked if we had questions and I stood up and said yes. Then, I asked her what the Yoruba name for magician was, and she said "gbidon - gbidon. I and the entire class busted into laughter. She later realized I was making jest of her and her shoes,and I was asked to go out of the class.
Health › Re: Doctors Declare State Of Emergency At The University Of Benin Teaching Hospital by chronique(m): 12:50pm On Mar 31, 2017
omogin:
The consultants there are part of the problem, they see the cmd steal from the hospital and they are scared of facing him
That is Nigeria for you.
Properties › I Need A Mini Flat Or Self Contained Around Ikeja Axis. by chronique(op): 12:04pm On Mar 31, 2017
Preferred areas are Allen, opebi,adeniyi Jones, Maryland, agidingbi, omole, ogba,ojodu Berger, ogudu. Call 07065614087.
Health › Re: Doctors Declare State Of Emergency At The University Of Benin Teaching Hospital by chronique(m): 11:31am On Mar 31, 2017
My elder brother works there as a consultant. Nothing in Nigeria works really. Such a sad thing.
Politics › Re: Ishaya Bamaiyi: "Nothing Like Abacha Loot, It Is A Media Creation" by chronique(m): 11:09am On Mar 31, 2017
So says one of the Hausa cows that assisted in destroying this country.
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Orders Man To Delete A Picture He Took With Him by chronique(m): 8:45am On Mar 31, 2017
Nbote:
Iyanya sit-down, even d unknown guy sit-down, na only him squat like say him photobomb their pix.. But why exactly d guy dey bleach like homo? Jus negodu man fingers like burnt plantains
Exactly. Teckno was an unknown entity in that picture. Hence, the squat while others were seated.
Romance › Re: Facebook User Claims A Customs Boss Slept With Her Twice And Dumped Her (Photos) by chronique(m): 11:19pm On Mar 30, 2017
This social media of a thing, is exposing a lot of people's stupidity, especially girls.
Romance › Re: Man Takes Lady Out To The Movies, Goes On Twitter To Rant, Her Response Is Epic by chronique(m): 11:15am On Mar 30, 2017
wagazala:
The guy is a broke ass dude. On behalf of real guys and men out there who wouldn't fret over 3800 we hereby disown this Adedeji guy.

Na by force to kpansh babe? Ordinary 3800 you spend na im you dey expect goodies? If you come spend 20k nko?
Dude is a fool for even agreeing to send his account number for her to credit the 3800 he spent. That's a new level of low.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Health: We Can’t Disclose Amount Spent – FG by chronique(m): 11:39pm On Mar 29, 2017
Caseless:
How much is too much to spend on the health of our president? Those asking that question are mischievious.
Can you just hear the nonsense you are uttering from your mouth? In case you have forgotten, buhari doesn't own Nigeria, and there are millions of sick Nigerians who have as much right as he does.

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