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Car Talk › Re: Nigeria Customs Releases Update Of Grace Period For Auto Duty Payment by chronique(m): 9:14pm On Mar 11, 2017
All these ones na long thing. With the c-no, all your clearing details on your car, would appear on the custom ASSYCUDA system. They don't need to check through your hard copy to verify if you paid duty. Once they get your photocopy, they'd pick up the no and send to their office and confirm what they want.
nurey:
Woe betide any custom officer dumb enough to stand in my way I will send him to his early grave grin

In Nigeria, things are done upside down. If I was the custom boss, I will
1. Setup an online system for Vin verification to make it easier for car owners to just input their car Vin which tell them whether their vehicle is in the system also which vehicle type the Vin is tied to incase of false/fake paper

2. Don't use a uniform payment method, rather a depreciation custom payment since the custom is responsible for allowing smuggled cars escape their radar. They should also pay for incompetence. So they collect registration data from frsc and bill custom duty on a depreciation basis. So if I registered a 2004 micra in 2010, I shouldn't pay same duty as someone who registered same 2004 micra in 2016.

3. Make a printable slip free of charge from Internet, so those who have valid documents when stopped by custom agbero can just flash their slip and the custom agbero just verify with car Vin to make checking easier and faster saves time and man hour. Those just paying will be issued the slip free along with their document.

4. Every vehicle imported will be given a certificate of custom clearance just like the Lagos State land use charge certificate, this certificate has security on it like the paper notes, this will make identifying fake custom documents easier.
Politics › Re: Policemen, MOPOL Search Danjuma La’ah's House In Kaduna (Pics) by chronique(m): 10:01pm On Mar 09, 2017
Nigeria is on the brink... If only the idiots in government today, are aware of what the pulse of the land is, they would obviously not be doing what they are doing right now.
Autos › Re: Distress/quick Sales : Take A Look Here. by chronique(op): 9:36pm On Mar 09, 2017
searchng4love:
Guys it's just biz nothing personal please@chronique @ehis889..
Everyone who knows me around here, knows I'm not one to get into fights with people regularly. However, I take exception to riff-raffs calling me names on the internet and I wouldn't overlook such. It's totally unacceptable under whatever guise.
Autos › Re: Distress/quick Sales : Take A Look Here. by chronique(op): 8:46pm On Mar 09, 2017
ehis889:
Don't mind this dummy
If only an slowpoke like you could actually afford one.
Autos › Distress/quick Sales : Take A Look Here. by chronique(op):
Toks 07 honda crv @ 3.650m

toks 01/02 sienna xle (2 units) @ 1.8m,

toks 07 camry xle 3.3m,

toks 05 sienna ce @ 2.280m,

toks 03 honda crv @ 1.680m,

toks 06 Honda pilot @ 2.680m

toks 08/09 honda accord @ 3.3m,

toks 012 rav4 @ 5.2m,etc.

Toks 012 Lexus es350 @ 7.8m



Call 07065614087,07083971264.
Car Talk › Re: Top 10 Most Problematic Cars To Avoid When Buying A Car by chronique(m): 8:17am On Mar 09, 2017
Dottore:
Talking from experience l and coming from a family and extended family of Honda freaks, I will say that the only good thing about Honda is that they have better cosmetic designs than Toyota both interior and exterior but generally speaking, Honda is a terrible brand anytime.
You can't embark on a journey of up to 500 miles with a Honda with confidence. That explains why you don't see any commercial transport company including any Honda brand in their fleet. They have very poor reliability ratio.
If Honda Accord troubles you particularly "Baby Boy, End of Discussion, Discussion Continues, and Evil Spirit", you'd think some with craft covers haven taken up the task to mess up your mobility.
This is absolutely incorrect. My dad has used too many hondas and never had issues with them. As at today, we still have one Honda civic bought brand new in 2003 and has about 50k miles on it and the engine has never been touched. Same with the suv. It all boils down to maintenance. People who don't know how to maintain vehicles, always talk about one car or the other being bad.
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by chronique(m): 11:11pm On Mar 07, 2017
Ighoga898:
I'm serious
Better go and see a doctor as soon as possible. Forget about going to work tomorrow cos there is fire on the mountain as far as your sex life is concerned.
Music/Radio › Re: Yonda - Las Vegas (Video) by chronique(m): 11:09pm On Mar 07, 2017
This has wack written all over it.
TV/Movies › Re: Why Kemen Must Sue Big Brother! by chronique(m): 12:15am On Mar 07, 2017
Dude, this is pure nonsense. Whether or not he sues,his image is gone. He would always be judged by the court of public opinion and no legal action will change it.
DukeSolexx:
Bro.. It is the end for him concerning his character and his presentce around opposite sex... He has to sue for defamation of Character big time.
....and those asking if it was consensual, mind you not all consensual action require word being spoken.

Those that allow alcohol and immorality into the house from inception should condone stuff like this and be ready to sort it out amicable in the house with lesser punishment without assasinating the poor boy's character.
Kemen should get a good lawyer and sue for defamation of character to the tune of 1B Naira, trust me he will win or there will be out of court settlement for 200Mil. Else fear no go let his neighbour leave their daughter under his care...smh
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man That Earns 100k Monthly!?..(get In Here) by chronique(m): 9:15pm On Mar 06, 2017
Jakama90:
With 100k monthly income... You go even marry 3 wife and start 3 families... Abi na gold the idiot go dey eat?... Na this thing person dey see, e go say make he kuku dey as em dey b4 satan go use one yeye girl shine.
Lol @ 3 wives.
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man That Earns 100k Monthly!?..(get In Here) by chronique(m): 9:09pm On Mar 06, 2017
Ezionye:
Lol

Better go and make money

Many comments here usually end here.
Walahi, if I follow this thread, I doubt I'd have to worry over anything. grin. But then, I'm happy to know that a lot of ladies are coming around and facing reality. On my part, I have a kind of life I would want to live and of course, would always push myself beyond limits to get there. Albeit, discussions like this, sometimes help us to know that we aren't doing badly in a nutshell, helps us to realize that the things we commonize and take for granted, are what others struggle to get, it helps us to appreciate our efforts and be grateful and thankful to God for whatever little we have. It just opens up our eyes and gives us a different perspective to life.
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man That Earns 100k Monthly!?..(get In Here) by chronique(m): 8:52pm On Mar 06, 2017
I've learnt something from this thread and that is the fact that a lot of people do not earn so much in Lagos. Almost every poster thinks 100k is so much or more than enough. This just goes to show that some of us are just putting undue pressure on ourselves. I never would have thought most ladies would agree that a man earning 100k monthly, is doing well. This is quite an eye opener. On a lighter note, I think some of us can/should start doing shakara grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man That Earns 100k Monthly!?..(get In Here) by chronique(m): 8:20pm On Mar 06, 2017
Well, I never thought 100k a month was a lot of money but comments here, are actually giving me serious food for thought. All the same, if you can cope with that, then marry him. If you can't, please don't. It makes absolutely no sense to frustrate the dude and yourself. One thing I've learnt is never to completely judge women who try to set certain standards so long as they are products of such standards. The ones I have problems with, are the ones who do not come from the background they try to fit into.
Health › Re: What Could Possibly Be Wrong With Me? by chronique(op): 7:57pm On Mar 06, 2017
Ok, can the two of you just get a room and sort yourselves out? The weather is cold you know...
Autos › Re: Toks 07 Camry Sport With Leather Interior @ 3.5m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 2:44pm On Mar 06, 2017
Sold
Romance › Re: Lady Advises Men To Stop Performing MouthAction On Women (video) by chronique(m): 1:30pm On Mar 06, 2017
"they call me chairman licki - licki...". Lol; what a title.

But truly, guys should be very careful with where they put their mouths in. Some pussies are destiny destroyers.
Career › Re: I Returned Excess Payment At Work by chronique(m): 8:43am On Mar 06, 2017
Good one. That shows you have a good strength of character.
Food › Re: Whose Dinner Would You Prefer? (Photo) by chronique(m): 6:00pm On Mar 05, 2017
Mom and bae. Wifey nor just try at all.
Investment › Re: Large Acres Of Agricultural and Industrial Lands For Sale In Edo&Delta State by chronique(m): 4:02pm On Mar 05, 2017
Are they government owned lands or private / famiky/community lands?
Health › Re: What Could Possibly Be Wrong With Me? by chronique(op): 3:35pm On Mar 05, 2017
PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Well, i can't say you should avoid such clattering sounds but you can limit your consumption of chilled drinks and take it easy on your enamels when brushing to avoid wearing away.
Ok. Thanks
Technology Market › Re: Dell K12a Detachable PC For Sale. by chronique(op): 1:16pm On Mar 05, 2017
Available
Autos › Re: Toks 2012 Lexus Es350 For Sale @ 8m(negotiable) by chronique(op): 1:15pm On Mar 05, 2017
Available
Autos › Re: Toks 2007 Toyota Camry Xle V6 @ 3.550m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 1:14pm On Mar 05, 2017
Available
Autos › Re: Toks 01 Toyota Avalon @ 1.680m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 1:12pm On Mar 05, 2017
Available
Autos › Re: 2004 Mazda Rx8 Sports Car For The Sports Car Lovers by chronique(op): 1:11pm On Mar 05, 2017
Available
Autos › Re: Registered 2007 Mercedes Benz Gl450 4matic @ 5m(negotiable) by chronique(op): 1:10pm On Mar 05, 2017
Available
Autos › Re: Toks 2006 Toyota Sienna @ 2.9m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 1:10pm On Mar 05, 2017
Available
Autos › Re: Toks 07 Camry Sport With Leather Interior @ 3.5m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 1:09pm On Mar 05, 2017
Available
Autos › Re: Tokunbo 2007 Audi Q7 With V6 Engine @ 6.6m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 1:09pm On Mar 05, 2017
Available
Health › Re: What Could Possibly Be Wrong With Me? by chronique(op): 1:07pm On Mar 05, 2017
PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Yes, any clattering sound is what triggers the chills or shocks you feel in your broken teeth. I know you dare not take cold or chilled liquids. Your enamel(outer covering) of your teeth are also wearing out.
Any possible solution?

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