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CrimeRe: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Chronosvineberg(m): 1:11pm On Aug 20, 2023
Damn come with this thing finish
RomanceRe: Canada-Based Nigerian Men Release Their Pre-Wedding Photos by Chronosvineberg(m): 12:22pm On Aug 20, 2023
Jennyclay:
But you men said the world would be a better place without women cheesy.

Since you men don’t want to spend money on us, then feel free to marry yourselves

The next pre-wedding photo we’ll see on Front Page is Zonefree weds ubanja cheesy

Nonsense men everywhere!!! Shior!!
I know say you de vex but calm down.

It's new how the difference in mentality of humans across the vast earth is humongous.
A single mind is not spacious enough to harbor the semantics of living.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Failed Them (pic) by Chronosvineberg(m): 6:27pm On Aug 19, 2023
care4you:
Nigeria didn't failed them, that's what they signed up for...


they weren't forced!


Rip to them though..
...
You get stone mind o
RomanceRe: Dear Nigerian Man, Do You Have What It Takes To Date A Career Focused Woman? by Chronosvineberg(m): 5:44pm On Aug 19, 2023
It awkwardly feels like the real question is "can you date a high value woman with a lot of high value men being around her 24/7 ?".
It's an insecurity thing.
RomanceRe: 600k For Someone I'm Dating. by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:51pm On Aug 17, 2023
Tell her to give you 600k
FamilyRe: VIDEO: Wife Caught Her Husband Red-handed In Bed With Mistress, Flogs Them by Chronosvineberg(m): 11:33pm On Aug 16, 2023
Looks staged , as a man, how Dem go catch you untop puna, you still de there make Dem de flog and video you. The mumu woman looks like she's about to cum sef
RomanceRe: What Can You Do With 5M by Chronosvineberg(m): 11:07pm On Aug 16, 2023
Buy Bitcoin
CrimeRe: Man Kidnapped While Eating Indomie With A Friend In Anambra by Chronosvineberg(m): 11:06pm On Aug 16, 2023
Indomie and egg 🥚. Those kp men no try
AutosRe: Guys, Someone Is Offering Me A Hybrid 08 Toyota camry For 1.8m by Chronosvineberg(m): 11:02pm On Aug 16, 2023
If batter cast you go vex but if the battery is in good condition, you win.
I love how that car can be on without steaming , no engine sound nothing purely on battery
FoodRe: Check Out This N4.6million Naira Barbeque Fish (pics/video) by Chronosvineberg(m): 11:01pm On Aug 16, 2023
post=125151580:
Lol cheesy grin wink.

All for the grams.

No be only 4.6 million,
Na 41.9 Billion.

Well, anything that makes you happy sha. Just dey do am online.
#DeyPlay
This thing really vex you bro
RomanceRe: In Nairaland, Everyone Is Rich Until You Visit Them. by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:59pm On Aug 16, 2023
Westerhoffe:
I want a Nairalander to come visit me and come back online with pictures of what he/she sees.
But he/she must never post a picture of my face uncensored.
If you're female I might
RomanceRe: In Nairaland, Everyone Is Rich Until You Visit Them. by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:57pm On Aug 16, 2023
Hahaha this got me, make I go buy suya 200 first. I de come
FamilyRe: How Can I Control My Sex Craving Toward My Wife by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:54pm On Aug 16, 2023
[quote author=lavylilly post=125149170][/quote]Bro I'm touched by your write up, you must feel some form of shame hearing that from wifey. My advice is what you said in the last sentence. Avoid sex with her for a while, don't make it obvious, kiss her, smile be yourself but don't ask for sex.(I'm not saying you should masturbate because that could be a problem later ) she'll start to wonder and shed eat you like a lioness when she can't hold it anymore.

If the above doesn't work, she could be cheating.
CrimeRe: Pastor Arrested After Death Of Married Woman He Lodged In Hotel With In Abia by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:49pm On Aug 16, 2023
Elon burst
CrimeRe: Pastor Arrested After Death Of Married Woman He Lodged In Hotel With In Abia by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:49pm On Aug 16, 2023
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RomanceRe: Meet This USA Trained Techguy "Stuck" In Nigeria (pics/video) by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:46pm On Aug 16, 2023
Jennyclay:
He looks mentally unstable.

Village people at work.

Only God knows what he did that made his life so unfortunate like this. Who knows maybe he murdered or rape a female toddler or adult and nemesis caught up with him undecided

I won’t pity him, Men can’t be trusted.
I'm not understanding you again, is this your way of clout chasing?
RomanceRe: I'm Having Feelings For My Wife's Mother by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:42pm On Aug 16, 2023
efelicity:
Recently my Mother-in-law requested to come and live with us and I accepted. Unknown to me, she was coming to tempt me. This woman will dress half naked in the absence of her daughter. I'm a full time husband who takes care of the kids, do the dishes and cook before my wife comes back because if I didn't finish by the time she's back, she will shout at me.
Back to my story. Because of my availability at home, my mother in law takes the opportunity to be peeping at me in the bathroom and comes to sit on my lap in the sitting room. Now she's pushed me to the wall that I have feeling for her. Please what should I do now?
Common smell out
RomanceRe: My Ex Just Called Me And Guess What? by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:41pm On Aug 16, 2023
Brandiebird:
This guy and his gibberish. In another thread you’re married and still thinking about your ex, now the ex is married and thinking about you?
Omo this your comment for president
RomanceRe: My Ex Just Called Me And Guess What? by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:38pm On Aug 16, 2023
She wan Bleep?
CrimeRe: Man Breaks Into Cemetery In Lagos, Steals Iron Rods From Grave by Chronosvineberg(m): 10:08pm On Aug 16, 2023
Oman, people de hustle o
HealthRe: Ever Lost Someone You Love To Hard Drugs? by Chronosvineberg(m): 3:48pm On Aug 16, 2023
ednut1:
druggie spotted
I'm the druggie here, you keep saying druggie spotted to the wrong people.
I pray that God guides you and keeps you from overwhelming situations and none of your kids ever get to find themselves in these paths.
HealthRe: Ever Lost Someone You Love To Hard Drugs? by Chronosvineberg(m): 3:31pm On Aug 16, 2023
Yes but with prescription... Except molly which is a pure recreational drug, If u have a pharmacist as a friend and a bad guy better u can get the rest Rohypnol is the medical name for 'blue boy or Roche'. If not they won't sell for u. But if u sabi street and get to know any sure plug u can get anyone even high grade cocaine. If u waka go pharmacy by urself go dey ask them fit pursue u oo 😂
Please stop this. The person you're advising doesn't know what it means to be hooked on that pill or to take excess of it.

I am an addict and the story is too long, if I start to tell, I will cry, you will cry too.

The man who said drug users should die is probably right but what does anyone really know? We try to do our best.
RomanceRe: My Brother Keeps Lying He Is In America. He Asked Me To Send Him 3k This Morning by Chronosvineberg(m): 8:34pm On Aug 11, 2023
Lol, help that bros
RomanceRe: Have I Been Sexually Harassed by Chronosvineberg(m): 8:05pm On Aug 11, 2023
Pinkdimples:
And the funny thing here too is that,you don't think some guys that have managed to read to the end have also left the room quietly,due to the fact that Op couldn't voice out point blank to stop the nonsense she was doing? The foolish girl thought he was enjoying it,as I was reading I was getting angry to be Frank,because he allowed her to be doing that rubbish 🙄🤔
You sound Womanly
RomanceRe: Man Impregnates His Own Cousin (Photos, Video) by Chronosvineberg(m): 12:02pm On Aug 11, 2023
phemmyfour:
So what did you do with the baby
Good question, good night
BusinessRe: My Experience With Money Doublers by Chronosvineberg(m): 12:02pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damian911:
Who's your child! Is everything okay huh?
No vex bros, I was so pleased with your story I was speaking figuratively
BusinessRe: My Experience With Money Doublers by Chronosvineberg(m): 9:23am On Aug 11, 2023
Damian911:
A guy approached me yesterday and introduced himself and pointed to the direction of few guys saying they're money doublers and I should give it a try that I won't regret it blah blah blah. Well, I already knew they were scammers but decided to play along. I started with #500 and they did their stupid abracadabra and gave me 5k that I won I pretended I was surprised and happy and told them I'll be back and getting I wanted to take all my savings but decided to take a part of it totalling #200k. I decided to play a fast one on them using psychology


Immediately I got there I told them I'm with 200k and whispered into their ears "Shh, you see this money I brought is nothing if you can double it for me, the company I work for kept #20m with me and I have access to my Dad's account and he's got #2.5m so if you double it for me I'll give you guys #20.5m and you double it we share the proceeds" They encouraged me to and quickly doubled the #200k to #500k. I pretended to be even more astonished and promised to be back with #20.5m. They encouraged me saying its my my opportunity of making it in life and utilize it well! Took the #500k and almost screamed "I Will Be Back"




Since I never go and the mugus have been calling me. I kukuma break make I have peace! They no know say if scamming was food chain I'll be the apex predator! They met the apex predator!
I am so pleased with you my child
RomanceRe: Have I Been Sexually Harassed by Chronosvineberg(m): 8:29am On Aug 11, 2023
The only funny thing here is that I'm not seeing enough likes and shares which means the ladies that have managed to read to the end have left the room quietly.
RomanceRe: Man Impregnates His Own Cousin (Photos, Video) by Chronosvineberg(m): 8:04am On Aug 11, 2023
I've been in this exact same situation this guy just found himself in. I wanted to die
RomanceRe: Am Suicidal I Need Help by Chronosvineberg(m): 6:55pm On Aug 10, 2023
Candidlady:
And what is at the bottom ?
Still DEATH!?!
Death is easy. Wait and find out
RomanceRe: Am Suicidal I Need Help by Chronosvineberg(m): 5:59pm On Aug 10, 2023
E don go choke, chokocho.

I want to tell you not to die yet, keep pushing but me sef I'm in your shoes. But certainly, I'm not dying any die yet. We'll get to the bottom of this

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