Sanguine: Lmao. If you're "umu anumanu", that means she (your mother) is an "anumanu" because you're her "umu"... Lmao. #no offence. If you don't have sex with your wife and in your house for that matter, then who will you have sex with? Your mother?? I just can't stop laughing. Your mum's very funny. Lol. Umu anumanu. Chai! Ochi a togbuo la'm...
Umu anumanu in that context doesn't mean animal but unserious beings.
It is with sadness and hurt that I decided to ask guidance on what action I should take with regards to the event that happened in my life.
I met a guy two years ago and fell in love with him wholeheartedly in fact he is my first love. the relationship was fun and romantic. I lost my innocence to him. Although there were times I had suspicions and I would confront him about it but he always found a way to clear my suspicions. One issue I always felt bad about was that he never took me to his family. As at the beginning of the relationship about a month into it his sister got married and I was not invited I felt maybe it was too early and shrugged it off. he never used my pictures as dp claiming he doesn't feel its proper until we are married. apart from all these he was a sweet and loving man. we were like best friends.
Fast forward to two years later I did something I had never done before. I searched his phone while he was asleep and what I discovered was a blow for me. He was in another relationship!!! I stole the girl's contact and disguised as his colleague just to get information from her with time she was free with me. I discovered they had been dating for seven years and she lived in another state. just last week he said he was travelling for a business event only for me to find out he went for his introduction to her family.
confronted him and he has been begging me to forgive him.
Kind hearted nairalanders please what do I do? should I expose him to the girl or not.
Plz don't fast forward stories and don't do something you have never done before. Most importantly, don't allow him have some sleep because if he had not slept, you wouldn't have had any problem.
It is with sadness and hurt that I decided to ask guidance on what action I should take with regards to the event that happened in my life.
I met a guy two years ago and fell in love with him wholeheartedly in fact he is my first love. the relationship was fun and romantic. I lost my innocence to him. Although there were times I had suspicions and I would confront him about it but he always found a way to clear my suspicions. One issue I always felt bad about was that he never took me to his family. As at the beginning of the relationship about a month into it his sister got married and I was not invited I felt maybe it was too early and shrugged it off. he never used my pictures as dp claiming he doesn't feel its proper until we are married. apart from all these he was a sweet and loving man. we were like best friends.
Fast forward to two years later I did something I had never done before. I searched his phone while he was asleep and what I discovered was a blow for me. He was in another relationship!!! I stole the girl's contact and disguised as his colleague just to get information from her with time she was free with me. I discovered they had been dating for seven years and she lived in another state. just last week he said he was travelling for a business event only for me to find out he went for his introduction to her family.
confronted him and he has been begging me to forgive him.
Kind hearted nairalanders please what do I do? should I expose him to the girl or not.
just drink a cup full of cold water and be their chief bridesmaid on their wedding.
fellowbeing: I will kill myself on Wednesday if am not able to sort this out. I'm tired of this life even though people around believe all is well with me.
I am a 23 year old undergraduate of University of Ilorin. I am a spill over student due for graduation last year. I had 2 courses for first semester and 5 courses for second semester, including project. I really tried my best this year, so that I can graduate. The trauma, depression, studying with my juniors, O God, after stressing myself reading day and night, preparing hard and settling project issues, just to discover that I failed 2 courses in second semester. I will now splash, not again.
I am pressing some buttons IF the courses can be waved. I discovered that I failed the two on friday after checking my results at the level adviser's office.
How will I inform my parents? I don't have a choice than to just end this if nothing can be done before Wednesday evening.
The pressure is just too much. I am the first born of my parent. They are expecting the good news not the splash news again, not after supporting me for a year.
Some people were expelled in final year and they started all over and finally graduated. If I tell you what am going through now you will know that you are in heaven. Yet I am not contemplating even crime to get out of my situation not to talk of suicide. Infact come to Lagos and jump off thirdmainland. Your foolishness knows no bound. C'mon study and pass the two courses. You can do it. Tell your parents. Heaven will not fall.
This is floating trick illusion explained and this is not magic as people believe. Next time you see the man, just ...aahahahahahah..
This is science at work and am surpried that many physcis students cant even burst the lies on that thread.
Let us figure out what is really happening.
At first glance, your eyes are in disbelief. How can a man be floating in the air?
Clearly, passerbys watching this street performance are impressed and taking photographs.
There's a platform that the performer is actually sitting on this entire time, and that platform is connected to the pole for support. It's not a coincidence that in each of these instances there's always a "carpet" of some sort at the bottom to cover the base.
here you have it! It turns out those seemingly long hours of floating meditation were just hours of sitting! You and I can easily do that. Wouldn't you agree?
See thE video below and the trick of levitation and flotation will be perfectly clear.
There is a steel plate on the pavement, covered with a grey carpet. In the corner of the plate, there is a rod sticking out. Into this, there is a steel platform, on which the performer sits. The steel tube which holds the platform runs up his left sleeve. Another one
YOU MAY BE RIGHT WITH THIS GUY BUT NOT CERTAINLY RIGHT WITH THE BRITISH GUY CALLED DYNAMO. HE LEVITATE AND DISAPPEARS AT WILL. ALSO CHECK CHRIS ANGEL OUT. HE IS AN UNADULTRATED MAGICIAN. I RESPECT THE TWO GUYS I MENTIONED HERE.
There are so many sadists here ooo. If the guy had graduated from a Nigerian university, folks will say that his father paid the school bribe. Now it is a reputable foreign university and people are still talking. Some were even asking why not IMSU as if they guy were living in this jungle with them ab intio.
Bonapart: This 3rd mainland bridge needs serious prayers Seems like it's a coven to the most wicked witches and wizard.... I pray God protects his children and guide them through too many things to worry about in that country called Nigeria
There is no witches and wizards on the bridge. People are just being very reckless on it. I ply it often and see first hand how reckless people drive on it.
This was a similar story told to us when Maradona was playing for Rangers Int of Enugu. I also heard such story when Donald Trump was President of America.
Dangbo: A popular South Africa-based Nigerian man called King Jide aka the Mayor of Capetown spent N5million on 30 Ace of Spades and 1 Dom Perignon at Cova lounge in Lagos last Sunday June 29th and one of his buddies shared the receipt on instagram. Ha! See a pic of the man after the cut...
That is absolutely nonsense. Those drinks won't cost more than 500k on the shelf out there. If the chairman of Gunness, Dangote, Seplat, Nestle and NB spent their money that way, they won't probably be seating on the boards of those companies today. What company is the guy a board member? Well, it is his money and he is at liberty to spend it the way he wants. As for me and my household, until I get to the board of blue chip company I aren't gonna spend that way.
NifemiOlu: Car names being pronounced wrongly isn't peculiar to Nigerians alone. I have made an attempt to compile some car names. Enjoy and learn.
Acura → ‘Ack + you + rah’ | The ‘c’ makes a hard ‘k’ sound. The second syllable sounds like the word ‘you’.
Aston Martin → ‘Ass + ton Mahr + tin’ | First syllable is pronounced ‘ass’ and the second is pronounced like the word ‘ton’. Say ‘Martin’ just like the name!
Audi → ‘Aww + dee’ | Audi is a tough one. For the first syllable just say ‘aww’ like if you were in pain, then ‘dee’ for the second.
Bentley → ‘Bent + lee | One of the simpler car brands, Bentley is pronounced ‘bent’ then ‘lee’.
BMW → ‘Bee Emm W’ | Just say the letters B, M, W!
Bugatti → ‘Boo+gat+ee | The first syllable of the Italian car brand Bugatti is pronounced ‘boo’!
Buick → ‘Byue + ikk’ | A tougher one to pronounce, make sure you pronounce Buick as if there is a ‘y’ following the ‘b’. It’s the same mouth movement as the word ‘cute’.
Cadillac → ‘Kad + ill + ak’ | Make sure you pronounce will a standard ‘L’ sound, nothing fancy.
Chrysler → ‘Cry + sler’ | Instead of making the ‘ch’ sound, pronounce Chrysler as if it is spelled Krysler.
Dodge → ‘Dawdge’ | The ‘o’ makes more of an ‘aw’ sound in Dodge.
Fiat → ‘Fee + awt’ | The ‘i’ makes an ‘ee’ sound.
Ferrari → ‘Fur + arr + ee’ | Makers of some of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world, Ferrari is pronounced as if the first syllable is spelled ‘fur’. The same applies to 'girl' pronounced as /gurl/
Ford → ‘Four + d’ or 'Fod' | An easy one. Just the number 4 plus a ‘d’ at the end!
GMC → ‘Gee + Emm + See’ | Like BMW, all you need to do is say the letters G, M, C.
Honda → ‘Hohn + dah’ | The ‘o’ and ‘a’ make a similar ‘ah’ sound.
Hyundai → ‘Hi + yoon + day’ | This Korean car brand looks tricky, but can easily be split into three simple syllables. Sean Tizzle miss-pronounced this in 2013, he said 'Haiyondai'. He even made a joke by extending it to 'I wan die'. LoL
Infiniti → ‘In + fin + it + ee’ | The first three I’s are all pronounced the same. The fourth sounds like ‘ee’.
Jeep → ‘Jeep’ | The full ‘e’ sound is critical in pronouncing Jeep.
Kia → ‘Kee + ya’ | To pronounce Kia, just say ‘key’ plus ‘ya’.
Land Rover → ‘Laand Row + var’ | Land Rover isn’t too tricky to pronounce. Pronounce ‘Rover’ by saying ‘row’ then ‘var’.
Lamborghini → ‘Lam + bore + gee + nee’ | Another fancy Italian brand of sports cars, the I’s in Lamborghini make an ‘e’ sound.
Lexus → ‘Lecks + us’ | Make sure you say the first syllable as if it’s spelled ‘ecks’ and not ‘eeks’.
Mazda → ‘Mahz + dah’ | A very unique name, make sure to pronounce the ‘z’ properly.
Mercedes → ‘Mer + say + dees’ | The second ‘e’ sounds like an ‘a’.
Mitsubishi → ‘Mitt + sue + bee + shee’ | Remember the last two I’s are pronounced ‘ee’.
Nissan → ‘Nee + sahn’ | The first syllable is pronounced exactly like the word ‘knee’.
Porsche → ‘Poor + shuh’ | Three consonants in a row?! To make things easier, look at the phonetic spelling of Porsche for guidance. Every Nigerian seems to know this one.
Rolls Royce → ‘Row + lls Roice’ | The first word is pronounced just like ‘rolls’ is normally. Royce rhymes with ‘voice’.
Subaru → ‘Soo + bar + oo’ | The two syllables ‘su’ and ‘ru’ both rhyme with ‘boo’. Not 'Subayru' as Yorubas call it. I am Yoruba.
Tesla → ‘Tess + lah’ | The first syllable of Tesla rhymes with ‘mess’.
Toyota → ‘Toy + oh + tah’ | Just say ‘toy’ then ‘yota’!
Volkswagen → ‘Volks + va + kin’ | ‘Volks’ rhymes with ‘folks’, and the second part of the word is pronounced just like ‘vakin’. I learnt this on CNN. Don't argue please. Also, take a clue from Arsenal manager's name Wenger. It's Venger by pronunciation.
Volvo → ‘Vol + vo’ | If you like safe station wagons, then you are familiar with Volvo.
Lastly, Peugeot → ‘Poe+ Joe’ | This car isn't pronounced 'Pijot' or 'Pijoe' and not 'pigeon'.
Germans calls "W" V. That I know. So anyone who wants to argue about the Volks name should make sure he understands german.
Jascon4: I reckon you gentlemen and ladies have noticed a growing trend where ladies/girls thoughtlessly but excitedly take photos in hotel rooms, lavatory and lobby, supposedly in a bid to give an impression of class and glamour but unwittingly giving off a sense/impression of indecency and promiscuity.
Don't they ever imagine that people would recognise a hotel room, lobby and environment from its background? I was simply going through the photos of a female friend on her phone, lo and behold, I saw photos of she and another female friend in a hotel room with varying postures. Then I bluntly told her, "this photo was taken in a hotel". Then in a weak attempt to defend herself, she said "so somebody's house cannot have this same look"? At that point, she knew that I knew the truth. She felt awkward.
So, when taking that photo in that nice little hotel next time, let even your subconscious be aware that we can recognise a hotel when we see one, or save yourself the embarrassment if you are not up for it and knock it off. There are innumerable spots and scenery to take awesome photos. Except of course you prefer the "hotel facade" and want to prove to us that you are a hustling kind.
Folks are just low in iQ. What has taken pictures in hotel rooms got to do with promiscuity? That notion is plain stupid.
adamshuaib: First Page tinzz its SS not SC Its AA or AS or SS Noo SC, it doesn't exist SS can only be given birth by AS + AS soo both ur parents had to be AS to get u
You are damn wrong. SC exist. You have old school medical knowledge.
But why the hell will a man buy a brand new bleeping machine and refuse to use it? Any day anyone deny me bleeping, I will look for another machine. Once married, it is a right and an obligation.
Notice was given over six years ago and someone is here saying notice was not given. The only reason I love Fashola and Tinubu is their courage and determination in doing that road. Haters should think about the lagoon option.
laidian: Fresh facts have emerged in the case of extradition between Ogun State senator, Prince Buruji Kashamu and the National Drug Law and Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) as the United Kingdom government has expressed its own findings through a letter it recently wrote to Nigeria’s inspector general of police, Mr. Solomon Arase.
The NDLEA had last month invaded the Lekki home of Senator Buruji Kashamu, wanting to extradite him to the United States of America in order to face drug offences in the US District Court in Chicago, Illinois being presided over by Judge Richard Charles Norgle.
However, after placing Kashamu under house arrest for about five days, Justice Buba ordered the NDLEA officials to vacate his house. He also ruled that the drug agency’s boss should appear before him immediately to explain why the agency violated an earlier order which said that all parties involved in the case should not take any action until the court says so.
Explaining its own findings to IGP Solomon Arase through the British High Commission in Abuja in a letter dated April 27, 2015, the UK government said that it is no longer interested in any matter concerning Kashamu, having discharged him in 2003.
The letter which was signed by Mr. Robert Hunter, a Police Advisor of the High Commission in Abuja and addressed to ‘Solomon Arase, Inspector General of Police, Force CID Headquarters, Garki Area 10’ also disclosed that the accused person is not wanted in connection with any other offences within the UK jurisdiction.
The letter, a copy of which was exclusively obtained by our correspondent through a dependable source at the UK Home Affairs in London, also disclosed that the British Magistrate who freed Kashamu in 2003 did so when he was not satisfied that there was a case for him to answer.
The letter added that this was why the United Kingdom authorities had decided to cancel the extradition request they received from the United States Justice Department.
“I understand that the US authorities are seeking his extradition but can confirm that we have no current interest in this matter and he is not wanted in connection with any other offences within our jurisdiction”, Robert Hunter said in the letter.
In a related development, our correspondent also gathered that the International Police (INTERPOL) had earlier cancelled the arrest warrant it imposed against Buruji Kashamu immediately it discovered that the US authorities had at the end of August, 2008 withdrawn their own Search Warrant.
But the US is insisting that Kashamu is the same person as Adewale Kashamu wanted by its security agents in connection with the trafficking of heroine into America for several years up till 1994. The NDLEA had also said that the US had sent a request to extradite him to face the charges.
If he is innocent, why is he afraid of clearing his name? If his hands are clean, why is he afraid of going to US? If he is sent to US with other senators in official capacity, will he abdicate his duties? If he feels that his he is clean, he should stop all these hide and seek games and clear his name so that he will have integrity. The United States has the biometrics of the man they are looking for. He should go and prove it's not him.
GEJ contested election and lost oh it was the North. Femi contested Speakership and lost oh it was PDP. My question is, are elections not made for some one to win or lose? We should embibe the spirit of sportsmanship and learn to move on when we lose in any contest.
peeparty: They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below...
A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.
oppybouy: Op, Even inside traffic? besides you ever heard of the refractory period? story is fake Abeg!
Anyway its either your 'John Thomas' is too small or she was a porn star in her past life.
This traffic bleeping may not be entirely a lie. I wouldn't believe it myself if I had not caught people in the act. I couldn't believe my eyes the day I saw it. It was once in a lifetime experience for me and it was here in Lagos along Badagry Expressway.
TheSonOfMark: The Honourable I have come to familiarize myself with conjures epistles devoid of the seeming banalities (as depicted in the afore-posted) which are punctuated with sesquipedalian idiolects which bamboozles even the most ardent literatti and seasoned lexicographers alike. The concocted imposting comment isn't in pari pasu with his command of the anglo lingua.
Family › Re: Kenyan Lovers Trapped During Sex (pic) by chudinho: 6:33am On Feb 22, 2016
