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bonaventure73:
Fool.
U just mentioned society doesn't get rich by working hard... Then you mentioned one can't get wealthy in a year or 2.

So why can't they get wealthy when they're not working hard?

Why confuse yourself?

You don't know me... I'm real... I masturbate and tell u I do.

I FUCKKK runs girls an tell you I do.


But I don't beg girls for attention or love.

Except the girl in question is worth it.
I don't beg girls for friendship except the girl in question is worth it.


I'll gladly beg one of those ladies given talks on Ted X than beg your type of girl for attention or friendship.


Oh yes I work both hard and smart dude.

You're a fooool and a clown just accept.


You're that type that post pictures of girls on WhatsApp constantly without them even posting urs even if it's your obituary.


You're n idiot and a clown.

Girls use your type as sidekick and dump u.

You're not even a nice guy.

You're a sidekick guy.

Nonsense.
Pussy worshipper.

Girls pant washer

Girls brazy drier

Female house boy

bro your getting it all wrong girls use his type to get attention from more valuable men his f**ked! He doesn't know it yet!

doggedfighter:
See immature boys comforting themselves

"immature" because they refused asslicking bitches ?? Or because they refused being treated like TRASH by confused girls ?? your reverse Manipulation is wack! Try again!

Hisduchess:
Be lying shaa, we understand.yall will come to NL forming rubbish.see him mouth like girl problems ain't my problem.biko shift wan side

you just couldn't wrap your head round a guy not giving a f**k . ?.All guys pass true that young foolish phase of doing shit for pussy but it's only some guys that grow pass that phase few though and the funny thing is most of the time these types of guys end up doing good in life because the focus all their energy in adding value to themselves and when you know your worth and the value you bring trust me YOU WON'T ALLOW ANYBODY TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT!

mrcalcufast:
wow!I thought I was the only one with this sort of attitude!
Four or five years ago,I saw it as an achievement if I ever got to bang any babe,even most niggaz in my hood saw it as if they had mined gold each time they got to hit a pussy,I could go any length to make sure I bang any lady.I am not a church goer,but there was a time I had a deeper life babe in my hood who got mad ass,and killer curves, almost everynig*a wanted to smash her in my hood, each time she was approached,she would invite the person to any ongoing program in her church,this attitude pissed lots of niggas off in my hood,they had to start avoiding her like a plague, after I learnt about her theatrics,I went to her,as usual,she invited me to an ongoing program at her church,I had to oblige(NB: prior to the day I approached this bitch,nigga hasn't been in church in over 8years ).
That was how I started attending this lady's church,she would call me each time she wanted to leave for church,and we would meet at the junction,she even told me to avoid sitting with my niggas if i really wanted her,I could no longer sit with niggaz in the hood in the open due to the fear of this my deeper life's holy Mary cutting off our newly established relationship.
This sh*t continued for over 5months,I could no longer flex with niggaz at our usual spots or any open place, except if we got to flex in a secluded spot.The day I finally got to smash this babe, before going in,I had thought I was going to swim in a shallow pool,omor,I found myself in the middle of Mediterranean Sea(this bi*ch had told me before now that she's had sex just once),as if that wasn't enough, after about five thrust,the odour of a rotten sardine filled the room,I just paused,smiled,and told her I needed to get something,I went outside and took some herbal concortions,my JT was already rock solid,I got inside and banged this biatch like I was auditioning for a role in the porn industry,her pussy went dry,I kept pounding hard,each time I felt the urge to come,I would remember the numerous stuffs this biatch denied me with my niggas,the cum would cease immediately.To cut the long story short,that was the last time I got to bang this biatch,even if she still wanted us to bang after then,the Sunday of the same week I had banged her,she called to ask if I was ready for church,I rained some amadioha invoked curses on her,she had to end the call,that was the last time the bitch called.
These days,if I walked up to any biatch and request for her number,and she attempts to give the number,I would simply tell her not to drop the number if she knew she would act funny if I call her,the serious and matured ones will drop,the immature and unserious ones will hiss and walk away.infact,once we start getting along,but I'm the one who calls and chat you up at all times,I would just cut off the ties.I used to have this same feeling you are having now,but I later got to know that those times I would do anything to get into a lady's pants,I had no self worth,and no value then,now I'm a man of high value and self worth.
In jayz's voice'if you having gurl problems,I feel bad for you son,I got 99problems but a bitch ain't one'.
Don't mind the long epistle bro,this is the best way I feel I could express myself.Ciao!

lmao bro there is something you have in common with me the number collection part. I tell the lady upfront "if you know sey you no send me or you ain't feeling me Biko please don't bother giving me your number" funny thing is they just blush and continue with giving me the number because me no like nonsense,I don't like what I hate ,Op it's self_respect massive one although garnished with pride . The most irritating thing in this world is watching a guy getting messed up and played like ludo with no self esteem by a girl while in the dumb guys mumu mind "she's playing hard to get" it's always these old school guys, uneducated guys who didn't attend a University or any higher Institution, or some wacko men with no game or self esteem that are mostly victims and get treated like a disposable shit they are. These days once a lady likes you ,Dem no dey do any "hard to get" nonsense they flow very well with you from the beginning but if they ain't into you eeeeeh they will use you to do Ojoro, and if you no get sense you will be thinking they're playing "hard to get" you will end up being a spare tire that they will come to if all the eggs they put in different baskets didn't hatch so you will be A.K.A the loser nice guy !

Ladycewhy:
Its serious o. Atleast i have read some books to know this is not normal behavior ,why will a grown man be saying "i love my space" and feel a companion is an intruder? I might not be a therapist but i know its a symptom of social disorder, which why they need to see a therapist for proper diagnosis ,nor be only when person run mad e need psychiatric intervention.

Now i know why some advanced bachelors here are so angry and grumpy always on the edge lookin for anything related to women to tick them off so they can lash out their frustration. You know when someone says frustration ,people just think its only money,imagine not being to hold down a relationship,it must be frustrating for these advanced bachelors here.

your manipulative reverse psychology ain't that tight try again harder and smarter no be only social disorder both autism , amnesia even Hallucinations should follow wehdon ma!

Ladycewhy:
Na wah o ,see advanced bachelors on this thread, so you people cant even live with another human being yet you claim there are no good ladies around. "I love my space " is another name for "social disorder",you guys need to go for therapy asap.

LMAO this one don Off me Las Las "I love my space" now "social disorder" according to a nairalander Lmao!! so like this now na therapy levels !! Burst my head!!

pocohantas:
Dick-measuring contest of who is richer.

this one don land with off point,who is blaming who here now?? Did you not see were folks here attributed the break up to being single for too long?? Read Everytime no be fight!

Okoyiboz3:
If you like, after typing in bold, sign it with your signature, that's your unfortunate luck.

You are all the same thing. Noisemakers online and loafers offline.

yes atleast I ain't Lai Mohammed (Jr) lieing childishly on a faceless forum about spending 5M on a wedding. You sound too poverty stricken to even be able to afford more than the data your using to lie 5M on wedding ko 5Billion ni mtcheew!

golddust6000:
you are a big liar? My guy bought to jumbo venza for owerri 2yrs ago for 3.1m

chairman stop replying that guy he's obviously FAKE infact Lia Mohammed's mentee you can smell the lies digitally from afar

Okoyiboz3:
You are profoundly unintelligent and incurably dense.

shut you stinking toilet mouth!! You think sey na by English?? HYPOCRITE!! Ode! You showed off your fake ass ,he showed off what he's got too and you're all up hyperventilating everywhere when you did EXACTLY the same thing he did HYPOCRITE!

justmi1:
So 4m is money? Lol
How many baby food and diapers can that even buy.

Bros if 4M ain't money how much you sef get cash for bank?? all this una internet "wannabeism" no dey tire una??

golddust6000:
dont mind him, the 4million I was even saying is in my Nigerian account. What if if I come put my Norwagian kro account?
That guy is very poor, I know people like him.
4million in Nigeria of today can lift someone out of poverty very fast and change go remain.

that guy na student probably a hopeful Yahoo boy that's DREAMING OF cashing out BLOCK money na him make 4M be am like small money when he probably have not touched complete 500k of his own

Okoyiboz3:
Oga 4 Million, you money can't buy a Naija used Venza, so stop making noise.

Use your money to improve yourself and stop disturbing us here. They said you're broke, you're mentioning that you have 4M. I spent more than that on my reception and it was a very stupid thing I did.

So, your 4M is nothing, don't be satisfied with that and go hustle bro. Don't let anyone push you into being stupid wedding like I was pushed.

You now wey dey yarn your own dust who ask you? He said he has 4m and you now that nobody asked you said you spent 5M on wedding alone ,who ask you too now?? Stop being a Hypocrite!! You did exactly the same thing he did ,if he's trying to show he ain't broke your also doing the same!! Naija and it's oozing Hypocrisy!!

Okoyiboz3:
4M isn't money bro.
That's not up to the wedding budget of people.

No be by mouth guy "4M isn't money" but wait you get am?? If I carry you up flog you for ground 4M go fallout?? Make una no dey yarn anyhow for here OOOO yes 4M ain't so big BUT Bros you get am??

GeneralB:
Hahahahha
I dare this delusionioned attention seeking Bitch to try that with a Qur'an
Let her write her Will and dig her grave before doing it, that is if she even has the audacity....

The bitter truth is that Christians don't regard God

it's not about not "regarding" God Christains allow God to fight for himself but we all know what the terrorists on the other side do ,they kill FOR their god!

Kendumazy:
Don't mind them, when some of them are tired of hoeing and are frustrated, they will begin to sell wig on Facebook.

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lmao bro ,you forgot "organic cream", bleaching creams and pink lips bullshit you can smell them from afar

Fake friends *deadliest* she poisoned her friend wetin she go do hubby?

Great America and Guns I love that country your house and property is your empire you protect it first then call police for backup imagine if guns we're more than people I NIGERiA dem no born Sars or Soldiers well to the mumu Fulanni herdsmen go don collect run tey tey,Boko Haram sef go fear sey wetin dey happen Militants and Militias cultist go calm down Dem go dey call for peace talk with people whom they've caused to be unemployed because of insecurity Any kpam! Everybody go cock gun enter bush go hunt Fulanni herdsmen like bushmeat .Boko Haram sef will say it's just play they've been playing with Nigerian army e no serious to reach terrorism . Buhari sef go dey on guard 24/7 even inside aso rock Because men dey para for am fustration and anger everywhere. Kidnappers go fear sef make you no go want kidnap person Dem kidnap you

Lmao make I shock you from that bridge dey come majority of those in the regions you mentioned don't know Tinubu OOOO ,They don't even know what he looks like na we were dey here of am for Internet . if you said Osinbanjo then bias and Tribalism aside he can get some strong votes from the SE/SS because they see Osinbanjo as a neutral pastor Quiet man ,it is only He Alone I know in Apc can get some shocking amount of vote from there , nobody hates him here. So he can sell there ,but why did you put Atiku there another Fulanni con man I tire for Nigerian Politics.

Kennyswagz1:
what is this yamree saying

lmao no be you I wan quote sorry don't feel funky! Your not the guy make your no blow

flexyrule:
Real Estate is business for the chicken hearted.
The greater the risk, the greater the reward.

Realnestate becomes an option when so much money has already been made...

you are 100% correct! Oil dey your head brother because flesh and blood did not reveal this to you!

Palace32:
Okay. I don hear you sir. Just so you know.. I'm sad and disgusted that you are an igbo man. Have a good day

Just so you know I am actually disappointed that you an Afonja coward had to impersonate Igbos to attack Igbos be a man and attack as Afonja you are bye!

2019 everybody is talking 2023 Nigerians with common sense will know an average politician don't give a flying f**k about the people even his own village e no send them if you want to understand look at the North. Nigerians our eye just close politicians dey mumu because we're cowards! Nobody wan die but nothing to live for just Imagine 2019 na em we dey Dem don dey MIGRATE enter 2023! Chai PDP and Apc don kill us. Chinese style communism should kuku enter the country instead of deceiving ourselves with our "demo crazy"

MANABBQGRILLS:
This is bad,
I don't know when Nigerians will start seeing killing other animals as wrong

That snake supposed to be protected but the people that supposed to protection it are the ones killing it.

This is the reason people cancel your post guy.Nigerian army go leave Boko Haram ,Herdsmen dey protect snake wey Dem suppose kill chop belleful ASAPLy with no joy?? Biko soldiers must chop guy

Oshigun:
Bruv shut up. You and I both know those loudest in mocking Osinbajo as a "servant" and calling his ethnic group "slaves' over allegations of wrongdoing against PMB when Mr.President is constitutionally within his right not to hand over to his VP unless away for 21 days or longer.

PMB is also Petroleum Minister and might take a personal interest in this bill. Yet you hateful ignoramuses cannot give him the benefit of the doubt and must insist he should be hanged for 'wrongdoing' that simply exists in your minds alone.

You can pretend all you want but all Nigerians now know Igbos cannot be objective or fair towards other Nigerians. You either deal with what your people have become or continue to play Ostrich.

You are a big F**l ooo there is a Difference between Nigerians and Foolish Political Jobber again I ask you this dumb M**key,so all the people that condemned that action were IGBOS? Because I saw Alot of Yorubas condemning it too! You are just a paid Political dummy! Last time you useless nitwits blame Igbos of spreading propaganda on The rift between Presidency and the Vice only for it to be true not only true but it was fellow Apc YORUBA goons that were after Prof Osinbanjo,they were the ones trying to rubbish Osinbanjo because of 2023 PRESIDENTIAL AMBITION but you dimwitted Political Jobber kept blaming Igbo! Again I ask you this F**l was it only Igbos that condemned that action?? Because me I saw Yorubas condemning it and I know you saw it too and I ask again was it only Igbos condemning that flawed action?? Tribal divide and rule tactics on National issues is stale! It's boring already!!

Oshigun:
Is PMB not Petroleum Minister also? Can he not take a personal interest in this bill to insist it be brought to him for signing so it can gain quick assent into law asap and without a day being wasted? If there was an expose revealing that this bill remains unsigned while PMB is abroad, you will be the same character accusing him of negligence and slowing Nigeria down.

Now you have no problem "waiting for him to return" before the bill is signed just because saying that gives you the chance to bash Buhari. The man can do nothing right in the eyes of people like you who will oppose what you supported a minute ago just to cast PMB in a bad light.

atleast now your beginning to argue like a sensible being instead of playing the STALE tribal divide and rule card on people! Buhari should not be signing a whole country's bill while chilling in a Foreign land ! That's my POINT! I no send your Apc PDP bullshit Politics it's not every body that objects to some issues in this country is OPPOSITION! Many Nigerians don't give a fu*k about criminals and their Parties ! Because both Apc Buhari and PDP Atiku are all criminals and THEIVES,they are all the same MOST Nigerians know it. Everything ain't PDP vs Apc I just wanted to clarify not when someone objects you rush to play your old school stale divide and rule tribal Politics to cover up

Kennyswagz1:
just like you have been developing anambra with ozubulu killing

Yes and you have been doing a Miraculous work developing the West with massive head mining activities 5k per each head mining labourer.

obailala:
Just imagine the ignoramus who's gleefully calling someone else a zombie! Yes I am a northerner, and I'm not surprised that's all your brain power could churn out.

What exactly is illegal about a president signing a bill simply because he's outside the country? The president did not handover to the VP when leaving the country, so he's still officially the president and the VP is still the VP (not the Ag. President), and there's absolutely nothing illegal about that so long as the president doesn't spend more than 14 days outside the country.

So signing that bill outside the country was cool?? As in to take a bill down to a foreign country to sign?? what happened to waiting for him to return? What happened to his VP ? Even if he burns the Senate tomorrow you will still defend him so I ain't suprised ,Oya continue your "Zombieish" "follow your leader"

Basher8583:
It's official nairaland has the highest numbers of illiterates.
Wanna wail? Come to nairaland...
Most people commenting here don't even understand the contents of the constitution. They are just commenting like roadside newspaper readers. Shame

Why should a president sign a bill outside the state?Your are a Buharist your expected to be a FO*L so carry dey go!

Oshigun:
Clear off to your Biafra website abeg. You guys are lawless and have shown this time and time again. PMB did nothing wrong yet you are baying for his blood. It is like how I can send my own child to any school I want. You then arrive at my door with a knife wanting to stab me because I sent my own kid to a private school. Are you out of your mind? Has Buhari not acted within the purview of the Nigerian constitution? If you ignorant dullards agree then what are you making noise for on NL?

It is because you Igbos are lawless and (1) Hate Buhari blindly and (2) always wish humiliation and negatives on Yorubas to the extent you will insist such has happened when that is not true. Your people have taken this out of context to be calling Yorubas slaves because Buhari acted within his right not to hand over unless away for more than 21 days. Why won't any sensible Yoruba be angry at your deliberately divisive and incendiary behaviour designed to foster disunity and disaffection amongst the Yorubas, Hausa and Fulani we know you lot hate mindlessly? Who is fooled to think the noise of Igbos here is out of love for Nigeria or Osinbajo?

Again I ask you this Political Jobber all the people that frowned at this bullshit are Igbos right?? You are the person blindly being Hateful!! Your trying to divide this issue along tribal lines to get sympathy from Nigerians is a STALE Political strategy Dumbo!

Palace32:
You expected me to insult him cos he made his own opinion? Do you think every igbos are tribalistic, insensitive and unreasonable like you are? If you think I'm Yoruba trying to paint the Igbos black, then let it be so..fvcck off already!

Afonja be proud of your roots!Stop being a cowardly impersonator! All Yorubas are saints dumb dummy! Fuvck too!! I could smell your lies , PRETENSE and fake story from a million miles ode!