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FatherBona:
you chop am?

lmao before nko? I chop both body ,Emotion,brain everything I chop even till today if I wan chop am I go still chop am.

healthserve:
Elder, you don marry, let the ones coming behind have fun biko

Tell am ooo let him kuku go and be washing his wife and in_laws pants and leave us to have fun this Friday night ,his here forming MARRIED FOR 5 YEaRS I don't know if he needs a humanitarian award for being married

AntiBrutus:
The Guilty Are Afraid

not only guilty even convicted ,shey I don tell you before for this forum that one day you go post person nude pics here why trying to post your memes you no wan hear word abi?

AntiBrutus:
Now we understand where the whole red pill came from.

A place of pain and heartbreak.

Chai!!!

Pocohontas this is soooooo stale! are you already tired of the popular "gay line" talk about redpills? Na you go tire very soon now it will be " REAL MEN don't listen to Redpill" mmadu

Mine was in ss3 oo ,There was this girl I liked then ,so I decided to shoot my shot as a novice who was ignorant of his own naivety considering the fact that I was one of the biggest boys in class having girls BUT this particular one I really liked her.
So I called her we talked normal ,we kept talking well for like a week then I made the GREATEST MISTAKE ever I told her "I LOVE You" chai! That is were I bleeped up eeeeh! This girl seeing that I have fallen for her yakata considering my big boy status in class started feeling funky behaving anyhow and she collaborated with other girls in class then who were crushing on me seriously so my people see ALLIED subtle scorning ,to her it was fun to the other girls they were acting out of the usual girl jealousy.
By then I really liked this girl so the mumu button even without being pressed started working ,My people ,It was Valentine's day ,so she send she wanted us to go out ,Omo I lied to my father before hand that We need 7k for Waec stuffs and registration ,You know the usual whining of parents now.
So the day came I took her out ,I have already planned that Las Las she go confirm my status as the "biggest boy in class with too much swagger" we reached there my people I spent the whole 7k there ooo , no kiss no nothing I wasn't expecting any sef. Omo the next day castings come dey sup every were sey "Jennifer chop me 7k" chai! I was down eeeeh that shit really got to me DEEP upon that when I confronted her ,she shouted at me on top of but luckily we were alone.
So that heartbreak too much I managed to keep my cool and act as if nothing happened deep down I was dying ,I couldn't even tell my close cartel men then because is was the "TOUGH guy they looked up to me for Orientation" about getting girls so crying to them or telling them would hurt my status .So I took it all alone ooo even that very weekend my mother complained that I looked sickly and pale I told her it was malaria.
Then that weekend I tried calling that girl and even sending her messages ,she no reply me ooo at that juncture I remembered who I was after all the most respected Guy in SS3 ,imagine being rubbished by a girl chai! I had to give myself sense by force, so I stopped calling .
Monday I came to school acted normal ,the girl thought I would come to her as usual ,I just maintained it was hard ooo but with the guys around I never went to her , Gradually days and weeks passed at that juncture I was getting over her becoming cold at heart towards her ,she noticed it and then started doing "notice me" for me I no even send her by then I was now rolling with one other very beautiful and most intelligent girl then in our own class the girl had been crushing on me since but I no send her but I just started liking her.
When trying to get my attention failed she became more desperate eeeh meanwhile some of those her friends were even writing me letters secretly ooo I was just chopping them one by one on a low-key. But that Jennifer in particular I just went cold towards her to the point she was my practical mate in chemistry for the first time I looked her in the eye my heart didn't beat. She sef saw the coldness in my eyes .
The next day very early in the morning she wrote me a letter kept it in my desk before I even came to school telling me she wants us to talk by then my main babe started noticing her strange over niceness to me and Drew the battle line . So during sports we met babe went down on her knees begging me crying but deep down I now saw her as a piece of shit a prey to my coming mental and emotional torture the most wicked and brutal it all. I gave her very wicked conditions she desperately accepted lmao at that juncture she signed up for the most brutal and wicked EMOTIONAL and Mental torture which lasted for 2years even after we left secondary School.
Till today that girl still sticks around she always like " Chuka you are the most wicked guy I have ever meet and will ever meet you destroyed my heart and distabilized my Emotions at a very young stage" according to her even till today the effect of those psychological torture affects her relationships till date. But I don't care she should have left me entirely when she broke my heart then but NO her want for CONQUEST and COMPETITION drove her into my doom dimension . We are still friends though but she still likes me even though she hates me ,I don't even know sef .
NOTE: The worst thing that can happen to any man is trying to use money to get a lady , BELIEVE me you have just opened the doors of all kinds of Evil and Manipulations. Don't show your spending power If she go leave she go leave if she go stay she go stay NEVER try to impress with money NEVER! *Redpills*.

All Southerners I dey look Igbo and Yoruba mumuness the laugh. As much as I will defend IGBO on this forum but deep down I just know that the case of IGBO and YORUBA is a case of brother wey mumu

If only the army will continue in this way and not Intimidate ,beat and shoot civilians. If they can get the Support of the civilians they can Excel and be victorious even in the war AGAINST Boko Haram. Because if you notice when a Nigerian soldier is killed in combat the very people he died for is even happy he died some won't even care sef that's because of the military's bad Image and the harassment and shooting of civilians by the military.

Eaglefine:
Hmmm!
Women too dey worry for nothing ooo!
Loose or tight pussy, a cheater remains a cheater.
No amount of toothpaste will tighten down below especially after childbirth.
Be confident of your body Mbok.

lmao what do you want the ladies here to be confident of?? Body wey dey don use carelessly up and down?? No now the low confidence is understandable ok check am now iphone11 just come out I don't need to tell you as e go be.

$21billion ? this country eh outside people chopping inside people chopping Nigeria is rich and Strong ooo if not it would hav been out of existence with the kind of money stolen from it from both foreigners and Nationals. .If some western countries see haIf the looting Nigerian Enconomy sees the would seize to exist.

Donald95:
My dear the completion of the story is




Omo their weakness is onto another level

guy why now? ,why you dey this LMAO

Soros propagandarist his Using that Greta Nurnberg or whatever she's a green house alarmist modern day Nazist . The slightly powered by the Democrats.The Liberalist

IGBO mothers the worry oooo chai

Crazyblue:
Lol. Women already assume those responsibilities in most homes but get little to no credit.

No doubt our culture subjects women to I'll treatment

did you just say "MOST" I don't agree with this one ooo in this NIGERIA? We are not talking of African Americans ooo we are talking about NIGERIA were men hustle to the last. Ill treatment from the society yes your right but I think your gender should be confident and bold especially about your sexuality the society taunt you all and slut shame y'all because you are not confident of your sexuality that's why a girl with 20 body counts will be like "I have done just 2guys and your the third one" when the man enters and finds out what happens he starts slut shaming the lady but if you're bold enough and say it straight up with out minsing words of pretending to be sexually decent or innocent he would first be shocked then he will appreciate your REALNESS .Why do you think men are not slut shamed?? That's because they are confident some even brag with it. I am not saying you should go around bragging with your sexuality as a lady I am only saying if you women can be REAL you won't be having much problem because when you lots pretend or act all GOOD ,the society starts expecting too much from your folks and when you obviously and realistically can't keep up the ill treatment starts.Thats one thing female folks should know.

Sandra8:
You may have to pick between infidelity and good fatherhood to achieve their dear. Many dads tried but failed dear

being a good father and being a bad husband are two separate things Don't entangle them .For me I will be the best of father It will pain me if I fail,But the husband part I wouldn't care if I make a bad husband or not that's not even my priority . That's if I will get married. The kids are the major focus for me . Being a good father and being a bad husband are like parallel lines the don't meet and they have nothing to do with each other ,Just a civil agreement with their mother solves the problem.

Michellekabod2:
Then why those this mostly occur in third world countries?this ain't necessarily biology but society stereotype....
Aside reproduction, there is no other way a woman body detoriate! Why do women in developed countries don't bother like Africans over marriage?is a stereotype that needs to be unlearned

this one of the greatest propaganda you lots get deceived with. western women LOVE MARRIAGE especially Europeans infact both their men and woman LOVE IT .You will be shocked to know that in Germany people ask you "when are you getting married" Even in the US they be like "when are you going to be responsible,man up and marry" We blacks love to copy stuffs and do it much more than the owners and inventors. That's why in America upon all the FEMINISM the divorce rate of WHITES are very low ,The divorce rate of blacks are HIGH, You would rarely see a WHITE babymama but Black baby mama is rampant. Upon all the FEMINISM whites marry up settle down and have "Homes" as they call it but a whooping 70% of blacks women there a single mothers or single. You all should try travelling and stop this " if it's in America bluffs". The West is not as liberal as the media make you believe they even frown at gays and transgender. The shoot at them sometimes. Nigerians live on assumptions about the West.

Crazyblue:
We should call a spade a spade. No Matter of pride in race.

No one is saying a polygamy is wrong, as long as polyamory and Polyandry are all welcome.

Feminist won't be complaining about your obsession to dominate, if you acknowledge that a female could assume same domineering role. Have 2 husband and let then care for the kids and she is the boss of the house.

If you want to be fair be fair

lmao we agree to women marrying two husband's oooo and paying school we agree can we now marry two or three wives and cater for them? If only the world was this understanding you made sense very much sense e go sweet but we from the East ones you mention "poly...." Na your own family sef go wan table your Bleep up although some are smartly getting it through babymamarism and paparism. Again you made sense.

funmisticqueen:
you know sandra is either Ubunja, or knows him well right?

the miss ghost whatever the most bitter of nurses .I hail thee

Even a novice knows females cheat 10x more than men ,but they are very smart and pretentious while the partner is deceived by her " virtuous" character .The days of trying to make it look like men cheat much more is gone especially in this social media age. A whooping 33% of children born in marriages have paternity fraud flying everywhere. And for the records the rehabilitation centers you mentioned are majorly for sex offenders not for all men because every man embraces his sexuality just like you lots embrace yours. Men have accepted the bitter truth about female sexuality even though they just found out this modern times but you females keep screaming about the male sexuality you can't just accept it,The earlier you accept it The better for you ooo .You lots cheat just as much as the male counterparts but weep when your cheated on, That's why a girl with 5boyfriends will want to bring down heaven because one cheated

AgreatMan:
He already approved the acquisition of 100 Kia vehicles at 8.3 million each. The contract was all in the papers, no contract inflation.

Secondly, all SW governor's will contribute 20 armored vehicle for security in the region.

All workers are paid on 25th. Last time I was on the radio and passing through ibadan, the issue of minimum wage was being discussed. The popular opinion of the people was like "you know what, maybe this 30k is a huge burden on you, just keep paying us at 25th."

And why should any sane human buy an innoson?
1. A vehicle with no history of reliability. 2. Innoson has not released a single video of his car in a crash test.
3. No safety rating.
4. No guarantee that the airbag will deploy in a crash.
5. Marketing is non existent.
6. I can even bet the cars probably don't come with a warranty or free servicing for 5 years.

Give innoson 10 years, let's see how he will perform, after all Rome was not built in a day.

You don't insult or blackmail people into buying your product. Why should anyone buy innoson just for patriotism?

What's so special about 100 days in office that each governor now needs to roll out the drums?

see this ignorant human being ,but you will scream "Unemployment" "Buhari"! "Good luck Jonathan"! How the FG can't provide jobs and how joblessness has caused insecurity but you will because of your dirty stinking tribalism tear down your own indigenous industries. That is Buhari was correct when he said the youths were LAZY INFACT YOU ARE MENTALLY LAZY. So how will there be jobs if local manufacturers are not patronized let me ask you? Or maybe when all the entrepreneurs goes to China to manufacture or import how will there be jobs? You thought you were being tribalistic and hateful but in reality you are shooting yourself on the leg. Even China you will run to ,to import today if you see the money started small believing and using there own products even when the world and LOSERS like you were calling them INFERIOR AND FAKE! Today can your country match them? The answer is a big NO! You people should try and be enlightened oooo .Your opinions on that Innoson is inconsequential because every day people patronize him even the Federal Government and sensible Nigerians so keep waiting for his downfall in the Next 10years because guy you go old oooo infact with this mentality of pull another man down ,From now to 10years time you will not own even a Tyre of your own because you hate good things and good things can never come the way of people like you. Na Buhari now I dey pity because na him go chop the blame of your own failure.

arowz56:
Bros till date I know nothing about the man or the wife or the son...only God knows what happend...25 solid years he trained another man's seed...you see woman you say you no see devil...baba don't dull o...love your wife to the fullest but don't let let it get in your head....most great men in the world na woman fall them...samson, David etc....

love wetin? No love my guy na just selfish interest full ground again NO LOVE ooo open your eyes LOVE na scam . People have been scammed by that shit for too long. Trust SEF dey expensive this days.

arowz56:
I know of a man through my friends dad..hehe this man isso successfully rich from yoruba land...this man sent the only son and child he thought its for him to Oxford university then at 25years when the boy graduated they travelled out to celebrate with him and his mum called them aside and told the man and the son point blank THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER �‍♀️ OH GOD.....

25years Chai I can only Imagine the trauma both the man and the boy will feel. This one is worse than satanism 25years! If na me I don't see why I won't assassinate the woman ooo sharp sharp on a low

DNA test should be done IMMEDIATELY after child birth! If some of this dumb mumu men know what their so called " she's different" woman does days to the weddings and even after the wedding they will have sense. TRUST that woman at your own peril ,This is the one you have heard OOOO ,the many ones you've not heard are still out there and even in-laws will be ripping the man off on top .I have said it before and I will say it again Marriage now has turned to a joke a big one.

Op na "Client" confirmed maga ,Op you have to understand that LOVE is a SCAM ! No love guy just two people who come together with their selfish interest to help each other out. A partnership! But your case is "parasitismship" .That woman knows your weak that's why she's using you! On no account should you give a lady money when she ASKS give her WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE. Spending money on a lady carelessly will automatically make her believe your a fool for her and too much love don twist your brain,but they will Manipulate you to think it's LOVE thereby using you continues,be wise.

Op na "Client" confirmed maga ,Op you have to understand that LOVE is a SCAM ! No love guy just two people who come together with their selfish interest to help each other out. A partnership! But your case is "parasitismship" .That woman knows your weak that's why she's using you! On no account should you give a lady money when she ASKS give her WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE. Spending money on a lady carelessly will automatically make her believe your a fool for her and too much love don twist your brain,but they will Manipulate you to think it's LOVE thereby using you continues,be wise!

Oluwasaeon:
Just 3 years ? And you can't tell her what you feel if you are really sure about it ?
Bro, my ex was 11 years older than me

abi ex sugar mumy?

I wished those security operatives were burnt alive there and then!

Okoronkwow:
Number 11..... That is Ebonyi state governor.The illiteracy is too much.

on the contrary Ebonyi state under Umahi is one of the best states in Nigeria The Rapid development with lts little allocation is commendable. Are you even Nigerian? No sane person will say Ebonyi state now is one of the worst states.

patrickmuf:
You are spot on. Ayade is the worst governor presently...

guy no vex me ooo ,The frog OKEZIE IKPEAZU is the worst Governor in Nigeria both present and future!

stronger9:
I live in Abia State and I can honorably and proudly tell you that Okezie Ikpeazu PhD, is the undefeated worst governor in Nigeria. The dude is as useless as the k in Knowledge.
If there is any word worst than 'worst', then give it to him.

Thank you! No mind this people some are even calling Kogi ,Enugu,Illorin Cross river ,Ogunetc but the reality is Abia state has not just the worst Governor but has serially produced worst Governors starting from that Orji uzor Kalu!

symbianDON:
please kindly leave that title for sani bello

Sani Bello wetin ?? No gree me change am for you guy! It's OKEZIE IKPEAZU he is 1st and 2nd ! Try reaching pH through Abia first again no make me change am for you!

mosez346:
Akure capital of Ondo state na just 4 hours lights per day sometimes no light at all.. na issue of light we dey faced here in Akure oooo...

una dey make me vex with all these careless talks! You see 4hours of light and probably good and relatively neat environment una dey talk carelessly, have you just been to Abia state or crossed it while heading PH? No make me vex now abeg! You don reach Kogi?