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enkay4love:
pls,is it adviceable or reputable for a graduate to do this photocopying bussiness in a university environment?expecially the one she graduated from?

Why are you a shame of doing legitimate business? there is nothing wrong to do the business

lookingforjob:
After trying to get a job for so long without any success i decided it's time to start a small business. I'm currently looking at laundry services, football viewing center or a business center. i need you to advice me on any of the listed businesses. which is more profitable and requires less capital to start up? I have raised 150k which is the capital i intend to start with. if you have any other business suggestions, quote me

Set up a barbing saloon

raumdeuter:
Chicken as Bomb courier?

Marilyn Oga and this Omeri are in competition for who is more stupidd

Whats the weight of a bomb and whats the weight of a chicken

Now explain how Chicken fit carry bomb.

All this is to explain their incompetence to fight Boko Haram

Next news would be Boko Haram plans to use mosquitoes to carry bomb, or na wind dey carry bomb

You have made my day with this your comment. Very very funny you are indeed.

Francon:
Na wa

SECRET: During Babangida Regime, he sold Nigeria to (Organisation of Islamic Conference) OIC" in other to islamize nigeria with an agreement. That OIC will be supporting Nigeria Financial & materialy to accomplish their Mission. And every year nigeria will be paying interest to OIC. So from IBB's regime nigeria has been paying, until 1999 Obasanjo who is a Christain came & stopped it for 8yr's of his Tenure. Then 2007 Yara'dua came in & paid the outstanding depth of OBJ to OIC, with an interest & apology, he also paid his own from 2007 - 2010 & died. Goodluck Jonathan came in & Stop it for 6yr's now! And OIC constitution said that any member Nations that Stoped, this payment for 10yr's, will be Automatically Excommunicated! Now GEJ has ruled nigeria from 6th may 2010 - 2015. He is seeking for 2nd Tenure that will make it 10yr's. So that Nigeria will be delivered from the Blood sucking Islamic Religion. Thats why APC presidentail candidate Buhari has been fighting to rule nigeria since OBJ's regime till date. Remember Nigeria 100yr's centenary was in 2014. And any Religion that start to rule from this 2015 will take dominion till the next 100yr's. Note: I am not campaigning for GEJ, But I am just revealing a secret to my fellow Christains to Vote for Religion. Forget BokoHaram. OIC masterminded it to distract us, it will soon be over. Nigeria did not have the monopoly of Terrorism, Irag, Iran, Afganistan, Egypt, Parkistan, Quate, somalia etc. All this Nation has been fighting Terrorism since 80s yet... Dont personalize this secret please! make sure you send it to all your friends & everybody around. May God bless you, As you will Vote for a Christain President in Nigeria Election - 2015. Remember God will judge you for using you thumb to dig the Grave of his Church - CAN.

Typical Nigerian way of bringing religion sentiment to serious issue

This man is a fake prophets, all has prophesied before did not materialized, so why this one. He is just a Tinubu guy.

That will be a good idea because some of us that registered in one state and being transferred to another state find it difficult to travel to collect our PVC.
But with 2 days public holiday, that will be possible

mypassions:
Igbo are so proud and neve want to bow for there fellow igbo man. They have about 2 different presidential igbo candidate but they choose to vote for an ijaw man. That is why it will be very hard for a igbo Man get to the Presidential seat.

Not all Igbos, for me i will vote for UPP. I was very impressed when i heard their spokeman debate on AIT. He spoke so intelligently of which if they can implement those policies, nigeria will be better.

South Africans are ingrate, upon all the aids from Nigeria during apartheid regime, they still not wish Nigeria well.

The truth of this world we live in is that some people must be the sacrificial lamb or atonement blood for rich men/politicians. the only way is for you to reject being the sacrificial lamb for these politicians.

That is why i love Igbo people, they can never fight themselves like this for any foolish politician. They understand and value their lives for the sake of any politician.

ApostlePeter:
This is nothing but the truth.I've been wondering why of all people,it's FFK dat should b GEJ's media n publicity person.It's another sign of cluelessness.Our sensitivities hav been toyed with 4 2long.Is this the kind of presidency we should mortgage our next four years with?4 years is not 4months or 4days.Nigerians ,vote wisely n objectively

Shut up when FFK was in APC, he was a progressive. Hypocrites

Litmus:
If Nigeria had paraded foreigners caught pilfering oil in Nigeria, roped like these people, human-rights organization would have added it to their portfolio on big bad Nigeria.

It is beginning to seem to me as if the time has come for Nigeria, as leader of the African world, to look beyond these Western political systems such as Democracy and find a Nigerian alternative. We should begin to contemplate turning our backs on much of what the West has to offer, which is hypocrisy and more hypocrisy, and debasement upon debasement. I mean, just look at what Ghana people post here with such pride in the Name of pleasing the West. Shame.

Yessoo, brother your head is there. I dont know when Africans will grow from this inferiority complex.

Rajman45:
All d people mention Tinubu,Amaechi,Atiku and Obj did wonderful jobs dan GEJ. Mind u...a corrupt politician like IBB declear dat d present nigeria is corrupt dan any era in nigeria history. Tell me a real achivement that GEJ has done, apart from increasin fuel price, increasing power supply tarrif, our economy is dead, naira is a no go zone, thiefs are working freely, militant lyk tompolo is now a minister of buying war boat for nigeria army,...i could just keep going. For a president dat refuse to declear his asset, pls be wise.

This man nawaooo, you can't even spell declare as bolded

SUBMARINE:
Fellow Nigerians

A message of hope to you all

Read and be blessed.


G= Good luck

O= Our

D= David


Just as David triumph over his enemies, so shall you over your enemies

J= Jonathan

E= Exalted

S= Son

U= Undoing

S= Satan(Slavery)

As Jesus redemmed mankind So shall you redeem the oppressed nations of Nigeria

H= Heaven

O= Oh

L= Let

Y= Your

S= Servant's(Ebele)

P= Prayers

I= Invite

R= Rescue

I= In

T= Time

As the HolySpirit came to the rescue of the disciples in time so the Lord sent you to rescue us in time.

Nigeria and attaching anything with religion. How does this your quote concern fixing the economy and making the masses enjoy their God giving wealth? let the better man do the job, wether a christian or moslem

vacanci:
Moderrator:
I am currently running an interesting documentary on fake prophesies and prophets in the social network for businesses
Where i debunk several fake prophesies and moves by some fake men of God. Here is an excerpt from the series.
Its a proper analysis of the 54 prophesies released by apostle Johnson suleiman at the beginning of 2014. Well we are now at the end, let us see which of them came through.

Just before we start, you need to note that any a prophesy is not a statement, wish or pep talk its an informed prediction about the future in which the giver claims to have SEEN the future as a result of some divine help. Therefore , any statement that contains "may" , "we need to pray for" is not a prophesy, its a statement of doubt which anyone can make.


Here is the Full Text Of Apostle Johnson Suleman's Prophesies For 2014, you can scroll down the page to see where it was analysed.

Released On 5th December,2013
1. Rivers lawmaker to be arrested and charged for murder(it's an attempt to discredit him and the Nigeria police lied... The presidency and it's men will use the police against many people.

2. Bamanga Tukur will be removed and disgraced. 3.PDP is bad but APC is worse.4.Presidential ticket will split APC.5. Jonathan will manipulate second term.6. APC will win more slots in 2015. Over 70% of government will be in their hands.
7. If Jonathan goes ahead to contest , he will be president but will not finish his term.
8. Lagos will have a Christian governor.
9. I see CBN printing high denomination naira notes this year.
10. Tinibu of APC should not smile yet as there will be serious problems in APC.
11. The national dialogue will be the worst Nigeria has ever had, it will end up with fights and accusation of embezzlement.
12. South West will be seriously divided as a top APC chieftain will die.
13. I see bombing in Kenya.
14. Jonathan will survive impeachment.
15. If president Jonathan and Ameachi can resolve their difference, PDP will regain their lost glory.
16. Tinubu and Fashola will fight dirty.
17. Musicians should pray against road accidents.
18.I see cabinet ministers out of the villa.
19. Accord party in Oyo will gain relevance.
21.President Jonathan is the last PDP president.
22. A major and great man of God will be called home. His ministry has blessed the world.
20. APC will claim victory in 2015 but the court will give it to Jonathan .
23. A Super Eagles player will be involved in a ghastly motor accident.
24. Niger Bridge needs urgent attention, collapse is imminent.
25. Oba of Benin, oh we need to pray.
26. A northern leader, SGF, Chief of Staff will be among those in the team negotiating on the president's behalf because he will be told to step down but will not.
27. I like jonathan's gentle nature but he is surrounded by wrong people.
28. Obasanjo should shut up, he will have problem.
29. Olumba Olumba olu will have serious problems.
30. Republic of Benin will mourn a past leader.
31. Many christians looking for babies will have babies this year.
32. Ikonjo Iweala will have serious problems
33. Stella Oduah will have problems.
34. Another plane crash . Eminent personalities involved.
35. Kidnap to be more common in the west.
36. Third mainland bridge needs fresh touch.
37. All service Chiefs will be fired.
38. Oyo and Ogun state governors, I don't see them coming back. If they can pray hard, mercy may smile at them but, I see them go home.
39. Nollywood needs to pray and cancel death. I see four people. A list among them.
40. Ghana president will be betrayed by friends.
41. Governors and senators will leave PDP.
42. The Northern candidates against president Jonathan will be two majorly.
43. We should pray against Nigeria break up.
44. Tuface, Davido and Wizkid need prayers against international disgrace.
45. South Africa needs prayers not to return to the past.
46. I saw a colenel in the military trying to stage a coup but he will fail.
47. The economy of Nigeria will go worse but true Christians will prosper.
48. NTA needs prayers. I saw them crying over the loss of one of their bosses and fire out break in one of the stations.
49. Obiano, the governor elect of Anambra will face serious problems because God is unhappy with the way he was declared governor.
50. The presidency will dump governor Dickson of Bayelsa.
51. I see fuel scarcity.
52. PENGASSAN and NUPENG need prayers.
53. A popular king in Niger Delta will die.
54. Serious crisis in the north and will attract foreign help.
Is what is happening now in Nigeria a confirmation of these prophecies?
please lets pray for our dear country.

ANALYSIS
They are too many,
LET ME JUST START FROM SOMEWHERE, i dont have the time to debunk all.
8. Lagos will have a Christian governor - cool prophesy, well, lets see.
9. I see CBN printing high denomination naira notes this year. - hehehe didnt happen
10. Tinibu of APC should not smile yet as there will be serious problems in APC - lol, APC did not have 'serious' problems, they had issues they rectified just like everyother political party had issue they rectified this year and always.
11. The national dialogue will be the worst Nigeria has ever had, it will end up with fights and accusation of embezzlement - it was already happening by the time of this 'prophesy'. War of words was already there and the picture of the man playing game on his laptop #lol
12. South West will be seriously divided as a top APC chieftain will die - this didnt happen.
13. I see bombing in Kenya - rubish, bombs have been blowing in kenya, they have alshabaab terrorist group attacking them. Its just like saying, i see bomb in Nigeria. lol.
14. Jonathan will survive impeachment - this is not the first time he was threatened with such. It was easily predictable that APC would try everything possible to remove the president, impeachment inclusive. But i respect this point, its a prophesy on point.
15. If president Jonathan and Amechi can resolve their difference, PDP will regain their lost glory. - this is not a prophesy, its a conditional statement that means nothing.
16. Tinubu and Fashola will fight dirty - cool prophesy, but to what end? They didnt fight 'dirty', a minor dissagrement which was pretty predictable from the beginning of the year was what they had. Tinubu actually confirmed the other day that they are in good terms.
17. Musicians should pray against road accidents - lol, musicians always have accidents, so which one?
18.I see cabinet ministers out of the villa - Jonathan changes cabinet every few months, so what is he seeing?
19. Accord party in Oyo will gain relevance. heheheheee not yet
21.President Jonathan is the last PDP president - cool prophesy, we would have to find out in 2015 or 2019
22. A major and great man of God will be called home. His ministry has blessed the world - This is vague, several men of God die every year, which one is he talking about. Which country, how will he die? #guessWork
20. APC will claim victory in 2015 but the court will give it to Jonathan - Failed political parties always claim victory in Nigeria
23. A Super Eagles player will be involved in a ghastly motor accident - - nothing of such happened
24. Niger Bridge needs urgent attention, collapse is imminent - Niger bridge didnt collapse in 2014
25. Oba of Benin, oh we need to pray - this is not a prophesy, its a tricky statement, just like saying, nairaland, oh we need shoes
26. A northern leader, SGF, Chief of Staff will be among those in the team negotiating on the president's behalf because he will be told to step down but will not - lol, this didnt happen.
27. I like jonathan's gentle nature but he is surrounded by wrong people - this is a statement not a prophesy
28. Obasanjo should shut up, he will have problem - has none, in fact he launched a book this year and kissed a #bringBackOurgirls celebrity
29. Olumba Olumba olu will have serious problems - they had none
30. Republic of Benin will mourn a past leader - lol
31. Many christians looking for babies will have babies this year - this is not prophesy, its just like saying many white men will travel this year.
32. Ikonjo Iweala will have serious problems - She didn't even have a single problem this year, she is still rocking wella
33. Stella Oduah will have problems. - What problems?
34. Another plane crash . Eminent personalities involved. - Normal thing, planes crash every year, unfortunately there was no major one that killed eminent personalities this year
35. Kidnap to be more common in the west - not true. There was almost no recorded kidnap cases in the west this year. East and south south still leading.
36. Third mainland bridge needs fresh touch. - This is a statement not a prophesy and by the way, nothing happened to the bridge in 2014
37. All service Chiefs will be fired. - Jonathan has fired all service chiefs more than four times since he became president. He just keeps rotating cabinet. So whats the point?
38. Oyo and Ogun state governors, I don't see them coming back. If they can pray hard, mercy may smile at them but, I see them go home.
39. Nollywood needs to pray and cancel death. I see four people. A list among them. - Lol, people die everyday, eventually some of them will be nollywood artistes, so whats the point?
40. Ghana president will be betrayed by friends - didn't happen
41. Governors and senators will leave PDP. - story for the gods, this is not a prophesy, its just like saying a woman will give birth. People have been leaviing pdp since time immemorial.
42. The Northern candidates against president Jonathan will be two majorly. - Not true. PDP states are still majority.
43. We should pray against Nigeria break up. - This is not prophesy, its a statement.
46. I saw a colenel in the military trying to stage a coup but he will fail. - lol , didnt happen
47. The economy of Nigeria will go worse but true Christians will prosper. - Vague, Dangote and half of those rich senators and governors are not christians. The ones that are, are not even 'good' christians.
48. NTA needs prayers. I saw them crying over the loss of one of their bosses and fire out break in one of the stations - didnt happen, no loss of bosses, no fire out break.

49. Obiano, the governor elect of Anambra will face serious problems because God is unhappy with the way he was declared governor. - Didnt happen, dude is balling on buggati and painting onitsha with gold

51. I see fuel scarcity - didn't happen in 2014
52. PENGASSAN and NUPENG Needs prayers - not a prophesy, its a statement
53. A popular king in niger delta will die - lol , didnt happen
54. Serious crisis in the north will attract foreign help - didnt happen. Britain stopped their plane, America refused to sell us arms.

I love the way you analyse these things, keep it up. Nigerians are very gullible. You are a genius

Mrbigman1:
What ever it is sha, I hope it finally comes to pass. How can a state like Anambra not ve an airport? Wen one wanna fly, u either land in owerri or asaba or Enugu. Nawaoo, dis Christmas period my ppl hear am, after landing in Enugu, come enter bad roads till u touch Awka den u re relaxed a bit. I just pray they make up one which can land heavy air planes oh. Nice work Obiano, for the first time, I got into Onithsa by 9pm and was relaxed. Taxan was calm and steady, Awada was smooth and nothing else I should wish for rather making our own state be the best it can be, no body else can do dat for us apart from us. I hail Ndi Anambra, abum nwafor Ala, onye UGA but God go punish Andy uba. Lol

Nwa nna, kedu maka orie uga, na there i always come to my meat

PassingShot:
Be it Osinbajo, Oshiomole or Amaechi, it's a sure success.

Modified*



Congrats to you GMB for sticking with someone from the SW where the election will be decided.

In 2011, Buhari did not have the support of Tinubu, Fashola and all other APC politicians which he now enjoys. I am very sure that Osinbajo was nominated by Tinubu after Buhari rejected him for the slot. So, Tinubu and the rest APC governors will surely deliver the votes.

Going SS would have been much more difficult to sell to the Yorubas because the ticket does not guarantee them the presidency even in the next eight years especially when they have been marginalized by GEJ for the past six years. So, how do you convince them to troop out on election day?

Besides, nothing you can give the SS/SE now, not even the presidential slot, that will make them vote against "their son".

Once the election is won, Amaechi and other SS's APC guys will have their own dues?

An Amaechi as the Petroleum Minister won't be a bad idea for example

All in all, I see this choice as the best option to defeat PDP.

PDP/GEJ now be like " ... shitting in their pants"

This guy just dey analyze what you don't know. Who told u that GEJ is afraid to confront GMB

You can not blame Oby for the embrace, do u want her to scream or slap OBJ? OBJ came from behind and unexpectedly, so leave the woman alone. If to blame, it is OBJ that deserves to be blamed.

There is nothing wrong with using OLX to get contact. What she be done is to run a proper security check on the person before trusting him/her with your children.

TCD:
igbo people in Abia are actually the most useless set of people in nigeria if they vote this man in 2015.

Brother is not a matter of if u vote for him or against him, every vote has been manipulated to his favour. U don't have any say

eleko1:
By d time u jammed correct goons wey go dash u resounding deafening slap,U go knw say dis one nah fabricated tales.

Eleko1 or Eleko2, you better believe what the OP said, it is true and very common in PH. My in-law had the same experience, though his own was laptop that turn to stone

Benjoh:
It is over for GEJ already after transformed us to this mess of Economy where 1 dollar is #184, 16 is more than 19,nd I think Sanusi Lamido Sanusi is now vindicated even not up to a year. ALLAHU AKBAR! Lots of corruption cases hitched free without disturbance,#Oduah #Alison jet scandal, pardon the prime thief #Alameisigha too many but just to tell you blinded pro GEJ the little. GEJ A FAILURE! His Oga (Yar'dua) reduced the pirce of fuel twice,the best in the History of Naija (from #75 to #70 and from #70 to #65). Gej declined from this to increase the pains of the poor ,shame on GEJ.

The same story from APC. GEJ is still the best president Nigeria ever produced. Have u witnessed any fuel scarcity since GEJ is in helms of affair?

Newshunter:
GEJ is 10x better than Buhari, voting Buhari or APC is enthroning ISIS and sending Nigeria back to dark ages. Buhari has no record in his favour from his past administration and government posts he had in Nigeria. So are we voting Buhari because he promised us blood and violence from him and his boys 2011 if he looses? And we are having blood and violence of Bokoharam in Nigeria today. Should we be intimidated with Bokoharam to vote those intolerant APC candidates who do not like others unless they are from their religion or tribe? We should not allow tribalism and religious sentiments to drive our votes because as it stands GEJ has performs more than any Nigeria Leader in record history. If you argue present your case and challenge this with your facts.

Na big lie. Using religion to demonize Buhari. It will not work, Nigerians are wiser now.

What i understand from the picture is that Gombe government took a proactive action to rescue those girls before BH could lay their hands on those girls.

Stelvin101:
I look at people comments and shake my head. If truly Nigerian Govt sign any deal or agreement with Russia, then our Govt is dining with the devil. Nothing good comes out of Russia, am not saying this as mere talks. Am saying this from historical fact about Russia. Na wa, which way forward this GEJ govt. Our govt think with their anus, the war against BH is bigger than we Nigerians think or is it because it has not escalate beyond North East and touch places like south and west? If the real truth about BH unfold, I won't be surprise if it spark a civil war. America has concrete reason for not selling sophisticated weapons to Nigeria due to discovery about BH sponsors. Whoever engineered GEJ and his Admin to turn to Russia doesn't want good for Nigeria.

Bros, then tell us the truth about BH. This is mere speculation

berem:
when he was in PDP,he wasn't the problem. He suddenly becomes a problem because he defected.
Oga,tell Jonathan to solve the problems affecting Nigerians and let him leave Tambuwal alone!!

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Just be resoanable, do not be sentimental on this issue. We are talking about the constitution of federal republic of nigeria. And the funny thing is Tambuwal is a lawyer who ought to know better

That is exactly what most Nigerians doctors are doing, instead of treating you in teaching hospital that is better equiped, they will force you to come to their private clinics. If you insist on treating yourself in teaching hospital, the wicked ones will deliberately introduce more problem to your health. Nigeria is truly in mess.
I personally experience this wickedness from one senior doctor recently in Uyo.

Odisco2:
KATSINA state is peaceful. I am serving in KATSINA state right now under Batagarawa Local Government. If it was Borno, that would have been another case.

who say that Kastina is peaceful, have u forgotten that is GMB home state and we are aproaching 2015 election. Just, God forbid what may be the aftermath of post election in that State if GMB loose the election

Acidosis:
Mr Bakare shouldn't have walked out of the Church. Only riff-raffs do that.

We all know Kumuyi's level and authority today, while Bakare is somewhere in Lagos fulfilling the mission of APC whilst propagating Bible sermons.

TV is a devil's box (like it or not)! Only a pastoral riff-raff will make inference to a JOY soap advert on the pulpit! The same advert that depicts unclothedness, unclad models, et cetera.

By their fruits, we shall know them!

Shut up there, that Television you called evil box, even ur GO (Kumuyi) is making use of it now. Some people has a long way to go in their thinking.

This is just the begining of this terrorist attack, as Jonathan pick his nomination form to contest next year election, this is what to expect. The northerners are not happy. My only advice is for those southners up there to find there way back to south, because next year will be terrible.
Left for me, i will not want GEJ to come out again for next year election, that will cause more deaths to ordinary citizens.
Either nigeria practice real federalism or a northerner will be president by 2015 if we want to still practice the current system of government.