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Celebrities / Re: Alizee: 5 Things To Know About The Murdered Nigerian Singer by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 4:06pm On Apr 08, 2018
Everything she got was given to her by her label. So of Wat use is the white maga?
Romance / Re: Physically Challenged Man Marries His Pregnant Bride (Photos) by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 5:37pm On Apr 06, 2018
I suspect that this guy is f**king rich; cool
Agriculture / Re: Female Agriculture N-power Beneficiary Shares Pictures Of Her Products by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 5:28pm On Apr 06, 2018
Mbamifeanyi:
D same scheme pple were shouting "scam"




Som1 bank account has changed.


It's all APC campaign strategy











Daura 2019..
Agriculture / Re: Female Agriculture N-power Beneficiary Shares Pictures Of Her Products by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 5:27pm On Apr 06, 2018
banio:
Buhari policies have not affected my life or anybody I know positively. My Uncle was laid off by Intels, thanks to Buhari. Thank God for your life. I hope it is not a propaganda, thinking PMB crew will empower U more.

2019 campaign strategy. Nonsense
Religion / Re: Is There Anything Like Untimely Death? by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 11:41am On Mar 26, 2018
seunlayi:
Somebody who hasee experienced it should help us.


I think the term is generally used to mean unexpected time, when no body thought of death ie accident etc
as u can see, u fit in there
Religion / Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 11:40am On Mar 26, 2018
airmirthd1:
Is it a must to sit near her? Carry your bible and simply go seat next to a person decently dressed biko.
Wat if an usher takes u there and you are left no option
Politics / Re: Boko Haram ‘Returning To Dapchi With Leah Sharibu’ - The Cable by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 2:52pm On Mar 25, 2018
GoroTango:
I pray this is true because if that girl is not returned to her family, I cant see myself voting for Buhari next year


yes Na. I nor pray for that girl one day because I know it's part of the movie
Politics / Re: Boko Haram ‘Returning To Dapchi With Leah Sharibu’ - The Cable by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 2:50pm On Mar 25, 2018
idee91:
Some people would say its part of the movie again....... What exactly do you want ?

yes Na. I nor pray for that girl one day because it's part of the movie
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Slams Followers Who Body Shamed Her Over Saggy Breasts by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 2:45pm On Mar 25, 2018
elgramz:
Were you expecting them to lie to you just to make you feel good? They told you the simple truth. Your boobs don sag!!
my greatest annoyance is that she won't cover them sad

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Crime / Re: Victoria Woke, 17-Year-Old Girl Missing In Port-Harcourt (Photo) by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 12:34pm On Mar 24, 2018
Yuneehk:
According to her brother, 17 year old Victoria is the last born of her family and she went visit her younger sister
Hope she's found safe and sound

I don't know y I don't believe this, I just think she is with her boyfriend
Business / Re: 10 Ways To Avoid Excessive Spending by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 4:12pm On Mar 23, 2018
Crime / Re: Godwin Elewana Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing Daughter’s Boyfriend by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 4:05pm On Mar 22, 2018
Homeboiy:
chineke

kill daughters boyfriend
e be like say u self Na person daughter boyfriend? be very Kia fool, because I saw a vision about u, u better break up. cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Was Caught Having Sex With Her Husband's Father (photos) by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 5:50pm On Mar 17, 2018
Mandynews:
Zimbabwean Woman Commits Suicide After Being Caught Having Sex With Her Husband's Father

A married woman from Chitauro village in Nyamweda area in Mhondoro recently committed suicide after being caught having s_ex with her father-in-law in a nearby Gumtree plantation area.

42-year-old Sarudzai Ganyiwa who was married to Edmore Chitauro (48) was reportedly caught red-handed playing the "hide my sausage game" with her husband's father, Simon Chitauro, aged 65, two weeks ago.

Surprisingly, the father-in-law is also the Chitauro village head. Reports say the two illicit lovebirds have been seeing each other for quite some, and their affair had become talk of the village.

When reached for comment, police spokesperson for Mashonaland West Province, Inspector Clemence Mabgweazara confirmed Sarudzai Ganyiwa's death and said she had consumed poison to end her life.

"The case of a woman who died in Nyamweda area in Mhondoro after consuming poison, was reported at our Nyamweda police base. She reportedly committed suicide after being caught sleeping with her father-in-law in the bush. As police, we say, come what may, people should engage in talks to reach a common ground, not to think of committing suicide whenever something goes wrong," said Insp Mabgweazara.

Allegations are that on the fateful day, the incestruous couple was caught in the act by Lucious Chitauro, a son to the things-loving 65-year-old village head. They were caught busy as rabbits, playing the pumping game in the bush. Lucious is said to have rushed home to inform his mother about the unbelievable horizontal gymnastics his father and his daughter-in-law were playing in the bush.

Meanwhile, village head Chitauro is denying being caught feasting on his daughter-in-law's "honey jar". This is despite his confirmation that he also contributed towards compensating his son's in-laws over the alleged matter.

However, another family member, Isaiah Chitauro (40) – a son to village head Chitauro, confirmed the incident and said their father had brought shame to the entire clan.

"My young brother, Lucious, is the one who first saw the two walking towards the Gumtree plantation area where he followed and caught them in the act before rushing to alert our mother, Charity Mudarikwa. When our mother arrived at the scene, she found the two lying together, stark naked. However the daughter-in-law managed to flee. I was really pained by this incident. I then notified my brother Edmore, who is the husband of the cheating woman, that his wife had been caught having s_ex with our father, her father-in-law. A number of people knew about the two seeing each other, but no one had enough guts to confront him," said Isiah, a son to the said 'se_xful' village head.

He added that while their father was herding their cattle in the bush, Sarudzai would at times go with food to her father-in-law after which the 65-year-old lover of things would let loose his 'anaconda' and feast on Sarudzai's forbidden fruit as 'desert'.

"After the incident, Sarudzai later went to our father's homestead, where she was heavily insulted by our family members who labelled her a shameless woman. She was then chucked out of the homestead. Unfortunately, she consumed some poisonous substance and died three days later. The trouble causer (our father) is also the village head, so we don't know how to handle the matter now. It's now very risky to leave our wives in the village when we have such a predator amongst us," he said.

After being caught poking his daughter-in-law's 'southern hemisphere tunnel' with his red-headed 'joystick', the village head is said to have offered to compensate his wife with a cow before begging her not to tell any outsider about the shameful incident.

Edmore, whose wife was caught dishing out her bedroom goodies, is said to have moved out of their family homestead in fear of committing a murder crime as he was extremely angry. He said he married his wife in 1992.
"We have been married for 26 years with my wife. We were even united in holy matrimony in church by our pastor. I'm a cattle dipper, and I'm always busy with my work, so my father took advantage of that and the two fell in love. What used to surprise me is that I used to find used cond_oms in my garden. I want my father to compensate me for what he did to me. When they got caught in the act, I didn't ask my wife about it, however, I went to inform her grandmother about it, but she refused to come and talk to my family about the issue," he said.

"This is not the first time that my father has been caught 'crack-filling' a married woman's "se_xual valve" with his bedroom gun. He was evicted from Mugari area amid allegations that he forced women to have s_ex with him first before he could hand out food donations to them from donors. After my wife drank poison, just before she breathed her last, she confessed that she had been cheating on me for some time with my father," Edmore added.

Interestingly, the village head's official wife, a mother to Edmore, however denied that her husband had been caught "servicing" his daughter-in-law's "s_exual tunnel".

"The talk is doing rounds, but there is no evidence! Yes I went to the bush, but I caught my husband putting on his pair of trousers. I didn't bother to ask him what he was up to. It's a lie that I insulted my son's wife. I only confronted my husband later on and he responded impolitely," said the 62-year-old woman.
Simon also denied being caught playing the adult's "see-saw up-and-down game" with his son's wife.

"They are saying I was caught sleeping with my daughter-in-law. But to me these are lies. They just want to take over my post as village head, that's all. It's true that I also paid a cow that was used to compensate my son's in-laws. It's not because I was feasting on my daughter-in-law. When this matter has been settled, we will sit do wn as a family then I hand over the village headmanship to them.

Sarudzai's father, 86-year-old Sekuru Moses Utete, said he demanded a compensation from his son-in-law because they did not go to the hospital to chek on Sarudzai after she consumed poison. He is said to have demanded four cows and goats.

"What my daughter's father-in-law did was very bad. So it means my daughter had two husbands," said Sekuru Utete.

http://mandynews.com/2018/03/16/zimbabwean-woman-was-caught-having-sex/
see punchlines; D
"This is not the first time that my father has been caught 'crack-filling' a married woman's "se_xual valve" with his bedroom gun.

see punchlines; D

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Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Fans Turn Out For The Bundesliga Trophy In Abuja by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 9:29pm On Mar 13, 2018
Topmaike007:
and I am part of their fans
Table fan or ceiling fan
Family / Re: American Husband Shares Photo Of How He Baby Seats His Kid In His Wife's Absence by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 8:15pm On Mar 13, 2018
This man is mad grin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Fans Turn Out For The Bundesliga Trophy In Abuja by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 8:10pm On Mar 13, 2018
Mariangeles:
But bundesliga is not that big and exciting here...they hardly sign our players



Dont mind them jor, they want to capture fans here in Naija grin

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Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Fans Turn Out For The Bundesliga Trophy In Abuja by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 8:09pm On Mar 13, 2018
Mariangeles:
But bundesliga is not that big and exciting here...they hardly sign our players
Dont mind them jor, they want to capture fans here in Naija grin

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Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 3:26pm On Mar 13, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Do cripples take weed too?
No oh!!! Na leg some of them dei use take smoke weed grin

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Travel / Re: Man Survives Electrocution Days After Car Accident In Imo State. Photos by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 12:42pm On Mar 13, 2018
Bros! Nor go village this xmas o, Ur village people are seriously chasing you grin grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Man Survives Electrocution Days After Car Accident In Imo State. Photos by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 12:41pm On Mar 13, 2018
Bros! Nor go village this xmas o, Ur village people are seriously chasing you grin grin grin grin grin
Education / Re: People With Incredible Bodies Featured In The Guinness World Records by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 12:26pm On Mar 13, 2018
RoyalBlak007:
15. Tallest man ever
Although Sultan’s height sounds impressive, he would’ve seemed short in front of Robert Wadlow. Born in the U.S., Robert holds the GWR for the tallest man ever — his height measured at a dazzling 2.72 m!

15. Tallest man ever Although Sultan’s height sounds
impressive, he would’ve seemed short infront of Robert Wadlow. Born in the U.S. , Robert holds the GWR for the tallest man ever — his height measured at a dazzling 2.72 m!
**Bros! Bros!! Make i ask u, How u take dei enter motor How u take dei enter house how u take dei climb ur wom****n Hmmmmmm
Education / Re: Civet Killed Inside LASU, Ojo (Photos) by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 12:06pm On Mar 13, 2018
na village people send am grin
Politics / Re: Soldiers, CJTF Make Us Give Sex For Food – Wives Of Detained Boko Haram Suspects by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 11:40am On Mar 13, 2018
u nor happy say them give u food self
Crime / NIGERIA PEACE CORPS -school Children Murdered In Ogun State (Graphic photos) by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 8:48am On Mar 13, 2018
NIGERIA PEACE CORPS: WHERE WERE THE POLICE, CIVIL DEFENCE AND OTHER WHEN THESE INNOCENT KIDS WHERE MURDER IN OGUN STATE (Graphic photos)- Moneke Leonard


''Please padon me for my errors,
I just saw this writeup concerning the killing of school children in Ogun State,
so i felt like sharing.''
They complained of duplication of functions by the Nigeria peace corps, Where were the Police when these innocent children were killed
Let me guess, sorry to say this;
A large number of them where on road block harassing innocent citizens and collecting their usual 50naira. Now can someone tell me why didn't the existing security agencies protect this children at their school place. Part of the duties of Nigeria Peace Corp was to see that all the schools in Nigeria are protected from different levels of attack. Lets Leave politics from this and save these students from the hands of this killer's. Establish the Nigeria peace corps and end these crazy acts. We have lost alot of innocent lives in our various schools, Ranging from rape, abuse, abduction, Terrorism cultism, etc. No one knows who's next, it maybe be your Brother, sister, cousin or Nice, etc. God forbid. For my own opinion, i think This call for an Immediate attention on Nigeria Peace corps by the federal govt.

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2140514446233325&id=100008243714146&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.2140514446233325%3Atl_objid.2140514446233325%3Athrowback_story_fbid.2140514446233325%3Athid.100008243714146%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1522565999%3A8409863928600884243&__tn__=%2AW-R

Crime / Where Were Our Securities When Kids Where Murdered? by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 6:53am On Mar 13, 2018
NIGERIA PEACE CORPS: WHERE WERE THE POLICE, CIVIL DEFENCE AND OTHER WHEN THESE INNOCENT KIDS WHERE MURDER IN OGUN STATE (Graphic photos)- Moneke Leonard


''Please padon me for my errors,
I just saw this writeup concerning the killing of school children in Ogun State,
so i felt like sharing.''
They complained of duplication of functions by the Nigeria peace corps, Where were the Police when these innocent children were killed
Let me guess, A large number of them where on road block harassing innocent citizens and collecting their usual 50naira. Now can someone tell me why didn't the existing security agencies protect this children at their school place. Part of the duties of Nigeria Peace Corp was to see that all the schools in Nigeria are protected from different levels of attack. Lets Leave politics from this and save these students from the hands of this killer's. Establish the Nigeria peace corps and end these crazy acts. We have lost alot of innocent lives in our various schools, Ranging from rape, abuse, abduction, Terrorism cultism, etc. No one knows who's next, it maybe be your Brother, sister, cousin or Nice, etc. God forbid. For my own opinion, i think This call for an Immediate attention on Nigeria Peace corps by the federal govt.

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2140514446233325&id=100008243714146&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.2140514446233325%3Atl_objid.2140514446233325%3Athrowback_story_fbid.2140514446233325%3Athid.100008243714146%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1522565999%3A8409863928600884243&__tn__=%2AW-R
Politics / Re: Governors Ganduje, Ajimobi And Yari's Photo: See Hilarious Caption by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 3:20pm On Mar 12, 2018
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Romance / Re: She Confuses Me: Her Love Fluctuates Like Glo Network After Subscription by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 11:44am On Mar 12, 2018
wildchild009:
Let me give a little background info here.
I am corper(Nysc) posted to one of the northern states.
I met this cute girl at orientation camp, she's 26 also a yoruba like me.

Ever since we met at camp, she's been into me:Body signs, gestures, the way we talk and all that.

Also, she would hold my hands at the slightest opportunity and always come to my apartment(rented) whenever opportuned but no romances.

Meanwhile, I have fallen in love with her as she's the first and the last thing on my mind daily.

Even the way we move around on the street(whether my side or hers); people would think we are dating.
But we aren't dating as she's said we can only be friends because she has someone or so.

The confusing aspect is that she also have other male friend(s) but she rarely meets with them. And she's jealous whenever i talk to her about other girls.
Not to mention the gifts aspects because i do make extra money apart from allawee, i do help her out financially too smiley

She seem to be in love with me but her love is fluctuating like Glo network after subscription.
Am confused about what i should do..

Should iI walk away or hang around? Any help pls

She come for the money o,
Stop giving her financial assistance
Then u will know that she is in for ur
Cash. Or pretend to be broke. That girl is
Using u. . . You be fadachrismax
Taking care of someone else babe.
He is there reaping the fruit of ur labour
grin grin grin grin
You are maintaining the kpomo but anoda niggga is busy eating it.
I hail o!!! Mr Nice guy grin kontiniu grin

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Education / Re: 22 Photos Proving How Strange The World Around Us Is by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 10:56am On Mar 12, 2018
thedondada:



I tell you. If it's naija the pics would be see what we caught in my neighbourhood followed by pictorial evidence of the step by step process from complete animal to roasted meat

You funny grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: Treatment For Lassa Fever Is Free – FG by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 10:55am On Mar 12, 2018
dominique:


Can you imagine? This government is fond of misleading people. Hope your cousin is ok now?

yes, she is ok now, Thank you.
Health / Re: Treatment For Lassa Fever Is Free – FG by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 10:54am On Mar 12, 2018
dominique:


Can you imagine? This government is fond of misleading people. Hope your cousin is ok now?
Education / Re: TOTAL Commissions Newly Reconstructed Blocks Of Classrooms In Ibafon Community by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 9:52am On Mar 12, 2018
so where are the Blockses of Classroomses. ayam still lookin for them sad sadsad sad
Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Is Dating Chidinma Ekile - LIB (Photos) by CHUKWUNOLOGICAL(m): 9:49am On Mar 12, 2018
and so what Is it your dating No, It is His dating, So mind ur business sad sad sad sad

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