₦airaland Forum

dedons:
story!

whosoever stage a protest against the president's stand on the peace Corp bill should be "shot at sight"

For where hope u dont commit suicide when peace corps eventually suceed

omowolewa:
What's the objective of Peace Corps self?

More some people will commit suicide when peace corps eventually suceed

Lipscomb:
Nonsense let the game begin.We that opposed the fake and dubious organization is more than those useless and selfish law breaker.

More For where hope u dont commit suicide when peace corps eventually suceed

matrixme:
is this a joke or what? where is the link??

A peace corps hater spotted

Brooke60:
I join you in spitting!

Me too, i cocur in spittingg

Kingsval:
Is all about Money...









U know what I mean....

Please! Should i say RIP or congrats to the guy Am confused

Chillext:
And this was how he committed sucide....

Please! Should i say RIP or congrats to the guy Am confused

mikebrown92:
Dis guy don F. Up seriously.

No. From the whole scenerio, u will notice that Ush was wounded and He angry, somethin don sup! So he gat to err out the anger

JPENG:
So i jammed this Big Snake along-Ekiti Akure Road.
I eventually bought from it.. So sweet and delicious..

ChOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! biko! send me ur address

your reasons are DAFT
I guess you dont know how much money(running billions of Naira) is been stolen in a month by the so called poli*thief*cians and half of that can easily cover peace corp one year Budget
I guess u dont know how much money senators are paid per sitting
Mr. Man swallow ur Daft reason

He is a senseless and clueless President, Illiteracy na Bastard

Willexmania:
I Woke Up This Morning To See Something Move Quickly Across My Room.
My Brothers And Sisters, At That Moment I Activated Prayer Mode.
After A While, I Summed Up Some Courage And Went After It.
I Saw A Long Thing Under My Book Shelf (yes, I Read Books Too, My Life's Not All About Nairaland You Know)
So, As I Was Saying, I Lifted The Shelf And This Thing Looked Exactly Like A Snake.
I Yelled, "jesu Kristi!"
I Picked Up A Shoe And Hit It. But Achieving This Feat Wasn't Easy.
This Thing Is Very Very Fast.
But I Finally Killed It. (pictures Are Below)
To Satisfy You, This Thing Is Called A "SKINK".
It's Not A Snake. I Did My Research And Figured A Lot About It. Skinks Look Like Snakes Except The Presence Of It's Claws. If It Gets Caught By A Predator, It Can Shed It's Tail And Regrow It Later. It Lives In Warm Habitats.
It's A Reptile And It's A Type Of Lizard. It's Population Is So Huge That It's Not Facing Any Risk Of Extinction.
That's It Folks !
See Pictures Below >>>
Cc Lalasticlala

Ordinary monitor lizard na u dei use ur explaination dei threaten person, abi u know how many of this type when most Nairalanders don chop I hope say u nor throway am o. take am do pepper soup. Den flash me once e ready
Next . . . . .

blessedvisky:
. Lmao. I find that thing called "Mouth Action" extremely disgusting.

Me too oo
But my friend talk say
E kan swiit well well o

Jogunomi1:
I want a tall woman but she's short. I like my woman to have plenty hair but she shaves her head.

Apart from the fact that she is short,
U can make her suit ur taste.
My friend did some researches on how his GF can have figure 8 through healthy eating and exercise, and today she is now having figure eight hundred and eighty-eight. mr man, U can make ur woman. . .

Safiaaa:
Sexy? Sorry what do you mean by sexy?

I know What the guy is think
It's Because she is not a fu*ckernizer

and soooo

u try shall If na me, i nor go argue, Na small matter na. I go jus buy only 6 litres of Fuel with matches, i go visit Their office for night

sharraaaap!!!! Dont u know that carrying belle is her hobby

am not against tithing, but why cant these pastors ask the source of their money before collecting themm

i think say na only us get crase ooo!!! hahahahaahhaha
See pple when crazy pass
Us for Naija
I think we better start this in NAija
NL What do u think
I know say Lai Mohammed and Bubu go cry wella!!!

Don Jazzy fit don reach 53years o
I just dei think am
i fit call am ''the MENOpause Bachelor'' sorry what am i even saying again sef

livebynite:
Should I Break Up With Her, Serious Advise Needed

I am in a bad situation and I need advice please
My gf Tinuke I call her tintin for short, has been the center of my world but for some time now certain things have me worried
We started dating 2 years ago then we moved in together after the sixth month, we do everything together at least whenever we can.
To be clear I am not a jealous person but somethings have really got me worried.
1. When we met she told me she has lots of guys as friends, and that she used to be a tomboy, even at work she has only guys as her friends, She works in KFC as a checkout girl.

2. We once went to her secondary school reunion and there where over 50 guys there and she was the only girl! I had to ask her if she went to an all guy’s school and she said these are the boy friends of her class mates that the girls will soon arrive. They never did she danced with every single guy there, but at least she introduced me to her 4 school sons and 3 school fathers who took care of her during her high school days. The only thing that bothered me about the night was she kept sitting on the laps of a particular guy who seemd way older than her to have been her school son back then and for some reason they were whispering stuff into each other’s ears all night.

3. I work with an importer as his wharehouse manager and sometimes I have to sleep there whenever we are doing stock taking and I have come home twice to find her with one of her school sons shirtless in my house and she says they are doing interview preparations (She has a big heart and loves helping people) so I can’t fault this I just always caution her to tell these guys to not take off their shirt in the house, yes granted the house I hot as we live in a self-contained. But they usually drink up all the garri in the house it’s so annoying!

4. We once went to see her uncle she grew up with somewhere in Ikoyi and when we got to bourdilion she had to call several times finally her uncles driver came to pick us, I had to wait in the security house while she went into see her uncle for over 5 hours and they didn’t even offer me ordinary water? I was so pissed.

5. KFC really stresses her out, she works even holidays, and every night around 10 her boss has to call and she has to give him reports sometimes he calls her to come back to the branch for random stock taking or reconciliation though he usually comes to pick her himself and is kind enough to send cool looking guys to drop her off the next day.

6. Another issue is that sex between us is so bad, as in every time we make love the song deep and wide constantly comes to mind, she says its the stress at work that makes her kitty so wide, I mean it is wide!! One can easily build a two wing duplex and still have space to park ten cars in there. We have had several talks about her quitting this job but not just because of how it affects her body but I have seen several nudes pictures of male organs to some rich customers sent to her, I was very angry but she explained that I shouldn’t that she always blocks the numbers.

7. Recently I came home and I found an empty condom wrap in the toilet seems it was flushed but didn’t go, she said she wanted to ask me who did that, and what really got me angry was I saw a plate in the sink with remnants of garri and milk, I was saving that remaining garri she said her school son dropped by for tutorials, I have wanted her in the past about using up the garri in the house for these guests, now I think this has gone far enough. AI am seriously thinking of breaking up with her. I need a woman who can manage our resources not waste! She is a truly wonderful person with a big heart but this wastage has got to stop. I love her but this thing is driving me nuts!!
Please mature comments only

Garri here and there
u are too concious of ur garri jor
Are u sure u know what u want? Ayam nor understanding, u saw used condom, she is wasteful Mr. Man, ur girl is a wicked fu*ckernizer Chineke!!! She like hanging around boys abi U saw a used condom but she was smarter than you Guy! U nor get girlfriend If u make her ur wife, she will open a fu*ckernizing workshop in ur family house. She may infect u one day please used a condom whenever u wanna sex her

KingsArome:
He took some of my valuable when he left home, but am not worried about that, I think that was the reasons he couldn't place the call to us, my mum is just worried that something bad might be happening nd he don't have our number.

Just pray for Him

Taku555:
Another coward

speaking ill of someone that committed suicide Haba!!!

chuksjuve:
One less mad man to worry about !!!

Buhari may be right, but have u ever been depressed before? Do u know what he went thru before the suicide? Hmmm!

. . .

KingsArome:
Urgent Help please, my younger brother left the house since October last year and hasn't been back home since then till now. His name is Bashir Chenemi Shaibu, he is 21years. Please help spread this message.

He left home Gwagwalada, Abuja to an unknown destination since October last year 2017, This year February 2018, he called one of my friend, he told him that he is in Lagos working for one woman, that the woman do maltreat him so much, that she don't even allow him make calls or go out and she don't even pay him, he was trying to explain everything then he drop the phone saying the women is coming, since then till now we haven't hear from him.

Please anyone who has relevant information should contact the nearest police station.


Here is a picture of Chenemi below.

He called one of his frnd but couldnt call His family At 21 he is still been Maltreated Who chased him from the house in the first place Tell us what we need to know if u want help. . .
This story is not real . . . .

KingsArome:
Urgent Help please, my younger brother left the house since October last year and hasn't been back home since then till now. His name is Bashir Chenemi Shaibu, he is 21years. Please help spread this message.

He left home Gwagwalada, Abuja to an unknown destination since October last year 2017, This year February 2018, he called one of my friend, he told him that he is in Lagos working for one woman, that the woman do maltreat him so much, that she don't even allow him make calls or go out and she don't even pay him, he was trying to explain everything then he drop the phone saying the women is coming, since then till now we haven't hear from him.

Please anyone who has relevant information should contact the nearest police station.


Here is a picture of Chenemi below.

He called one of his frnd but couldnt call His family At 21 he is still been Maltreated Who chased him from the house in the first place Tell us what we need to know if u want help. . .
This story is not real . . . .

CROWNWEALTH019:
GOOD FOR AM
IF YOU WANT TO CHEAT DO IT WITH SENSE

Chizuzz!!! So, cheating is ok by you right Continue!!!

Dino! You too much, you try jor,
blood of Chizuzzzzz!!! See small gutter when them call brigde!!!

i fit swear say, she nor loss jor, na her boyfriend house she dei since

say what
A Pregnant Woman's Breasts and Eyes were cut off In Delta.
News Breaker Oghenekaro Festus who
shared the photos said the incident happened
in Cameroon, Sad..
Delta Is it a state in Nigeria or a region in Cameroun Ayam nor understanding anymore . . .