₦airaland Forum

Circumstance determines what to say to a lady at any given time.

sexykelly:
Sometimes I just like to keep it real depending on my mood, for example sometimes ago, I saw this very shapely chick and her really pretty friend in a mall coming up the escalator. I walked up to them and I was like ''hi (offered a handshake), I was standing just over there (pointing to where I was standing) and just saw you and your friend coming up and I thought to myself that I'll be committing a sin if I didn't tell you how beautiful a body you got (paused for like 2secs), I see ladies with really nice bodies every now and then but honestly (gesticulating with my head) yours is whao!'' she smiled, then I looked at her friend and nodded, I was like ''you guys are birds of a feather'', now they both smiled. That was it, I introduced myself chatted a bit and before you say Jack Robinson we were somewhere drinking,

That is a nice one too!

;d ;d ;d

Ladies has so much problems, they complain: "Tessy, could you believe that nobody has called me on phone since morning?", "Jane, just imagine. Mr. Uche gave me carry over on GNS 234. I knew it would come to this, simply because he invited me to his office and I refused", "Becky, some guys can be stupid ooooo!. Could you believe that Joe, the guy working with Mobil I met online sent me N50,000 even without knowing how I look like?"

The truth is that an average Nigerian lady believes that they can never gain a favour without a pay back some day. And interestingly, they look forward to that.

I've been blessed to be a divine helper, the unfortunate thing is that when u assist ladies, they either change their phone number or email address, or blacklist your access to their facebook page while the guys will always remember and give u a call. So in a nutshell, collect whatever from her while the offer lasted to avoid been labeled an Aboki afterall!

The guy is cool. Nice background, nice posture, it reminds me of the olden days chinese films - Snake In Da Monkey Shadow for sure!

3ndy:
would they have worn her the pants even self?
i think smthg would have stuck in between the girls legs instead

I wonder!

Light - Skinned Blacks? I prefer real blacks, the type of blacks you see in Plateau State and Southern Kaduna,

Try and knw the type of joke she takes; what she likes and those she hates,

That is the 11th commandment

googles:
[size=13pt]you asked exactly wat was on my mind ?? ha ha na wa for u o bbz [/size]

The other day, the poster' g-string fell off her waist. The white samaritan man picked it up, raised her flowing long skirt up and wore her the panty without looking at her and asking any question, if it were to be Nigerian guys, they would have opened their eyes wide while wearing her the panty!

Hmmmm, this should be another super story. Don't think any human can keep count of men or women he/she had slept with (especially when they are more than 20). For guys they may be able, but ladies, No way!

ariv:
Honestly, i think women need to be blamed.Some of them because of what they want to get from men,wld make them to lose their senses.They wld make sure they drain the men to the core because the men cant married them.I can only blame men that deny their married status but why shd some women still go ahead when the men are even telling them d truth that they are married.Or is it by force to go out with married men?Why cant women reject offer from married men?Their greediness and poverty lives wld not allow them 2 say NO!If u ask every woman why they prefer to go out with married men, u wld hear different kind of stories.

Well said. I called an online friend some time back after sending a bulk sms to all my friends inviting them to my traditional marriage. She told me to stop calling her since am getting married. Why? She said, though we've not seen each other one on one before, she believes she' lost me and she has nofin to gain in the friendship again. Wow! I was in short of words, When I asked whether she doesn't have married friends, she told me outrightly that she only goes close to married men because they pay knowing that marriage won't be mentioned which every woman desires,

So, the ladies that are involved knows quite well but for the money.

However, the married men going after the singles should be blamed as well,

My only problem with MEND is that they tend to fight the signs and symptoms rather than the diseases itself. Plant those bombs on politicians houses; the Governors, Presidents, LG Chairmen, Councillors, Senators, Honourables, past and present and see if things won't change for the better rather than spoiling our own environment in the name of fighting multinationals. Is time MEND and other groups realise that multinational oil companies are not the cause of our underdevelopment but our government! You would have detonated the third bomb!

Can't tomatoes grow in the creeks of Niger Delta, or the hilltops of Oduduwa land? Hausa/Fulani leave us alone, ! We want sovereign state of Biafra, yes, we want Republic of Oduduwa, We want this and we want that, This shows that sooner or later Southerners will be importing cattles, goats, fresh tomatoes, pepper, onions, etc,

Pink, can't even differentiate it from brown!

I spent years in the north and could different between Hausas and Fulanis. Hausas are peace loving people but Fulanis, robbers, killers, etc. Their herdsmen had murdered not less than 15 youths in my local government area in Delta State. The irony of it all is even when apprehended and taking to the law enforcement agencies, they are set free immediately because the heads are either Fulanis or Hausas.

May God forgive them their evil deeds.