₦airaland Forum

@Poster
There's absolutely nothin wrong with washin ur GF's undies, if a guys can go that extra mile kissin _tongues what the undies covers on daily basis, why can't same person with the tongue wash the cover to enable it cover ril fine,

On a more serious note, there is nothin wrong with washin ones GF's undies, doesn't reduce u from bein what God created for, rather brings more respect and regards from the gal.

Oh, boys and girls of nowadays. Before the Biafran War when we were younger, we don't reason towards that direction, Na wa for this generation oooooooooo.

So it is true eh? I had been thinking before now that things like this only happens in movies - those featuring Emeka Ike and Ini Edo,

@Poster,
The ball is in ur court, you have the right to either play with ur left foot, right foot or even both provided you won't regret your actions in the nearest future,

But come to think of it; Ladies, if you find out that your husband had been busy sending sms and calling his ex due to whatever he might have enjoyed while the offer relationship lasted, how would you feel?

Na wao for some ladies sha,

Not happy with whoever chased Efuah and Sistawoman away from NL,

NL, see me see trouble ooooooooooo, since when had it become a taboo to talk to somebody puttin on native attire?

Una no go kill us in Jesus name! Amen,

Y u no ask weda guys go fit toast/approach a girl putting on G-String and bra in the street eh?

@Poster

The ones wey u dey meet na village girls, find UNICAL gals,

Lol. Na so one of dem wey dey form tell me sey the former Gov. of Lagos State na Chief Sir. Dr. Ken Nnamani

I believe the only way to hold a guy down is to satisfy him, we can't be perfect though, try your best. Try as much as u can to know his likes and dislikes, those things u see that he fancies in other ladies, try and do same as well.

I think that' all about it my dear

Sagamite:
None of the above.

That settles the case!

@Sagamite

Will u consider her a Wife Material or a GirlFriend Material?

@Poster,
You still young my dear. Watch and pray and wait patiently unto the Lord for some years to come - 2 years at least and watch his reaction and monitor urs as well, if the feeling continues, let ur mum know about it before divin into ,

Bon Voyage!

Not all GF materials are worthy of being Wiffy material, many are not worth takin home to mummy! For example, there is this cool looking chic I met in town 2007. We started it gently, slow and steady until we almost got to the peak of our relationship, After about 6 months together in the Bf/Gf thingy, I noticed that she' not my type of person. Ok, there was a day another guy called her on phone in my presence (she is a marketer and the man her client) and invited her to come to his house for a visit _{(she was in her menses then)} She packed her cosmetics, abadoned the room for me and zoomed off, under the plea that the man wouldn't touch her cos she already told the man she' on her menses, the man only needed her company, and she spent the night there, She told me its been long she rested her head on a man' shoulder at night (isn't that stupid),

As somebody that works far away from land for weeks and months as the case maybe, how do you cope havin such as a wife? Hmmm, her good sides are: cooks very well, does the bed thing so good that a newly married man if dare her will on dat same minute forget about his newly wedded wife, but,

Abeg make una forget case, many out there are not worthy of takin to mummy as wife material, majority of them are nothing but CLUBBING MATERIALS better put,

All apologies anyway to my gooooooood sisters out here in NL,

gbubs:
Jehovah witness begs for money, there was a time they gave me their mag which used to be free and asked for money, i told them i dint have anything on me then and guess what? the guy collected the mag back! maybe he is a hungry one but as far as am concerned, he represents Jehovah witness,

Please can you back up your claim about Islam being the fastest growing religion in the world? and if its true its probably because the human race is violent and Islam promotes violence,

Seconded!

All things worketh for good to them that ,

Its a thing of the mind, I pay my tithe to the Church I gained my salvation and breakthrough which happens to be far away in the North while I am currently working down South - South. Hmmm, the church has no branches down here and I hardly attend services because my work demands me working 7 days a week; from 7am to whenever, sometimes 10pm. Nevertheless, I attend services whenever am chanced 8pm on Sundays which is quite rare though! I have been having pressures to paying my tithe to the church a greater number of my siblings attend, but,, would that entail paying morre than the 10% or splitting the meagre 10% into two equal parts or? Well, as a mortal being that I am, just following my mind and doin things my own way,

Uju nwa, ur desires are not wrong I suppose provided you will be willing then to be a full time housewive and a sex-machine - walking nude all day long for the good mugu to be taking part in his cake at all time. Afterall, he mugully paid for everthing, to be living in a caged/prisoned environment far away from being called a home, Good luck,

Thank God for the gurus technological know-how ooooooo. We are improving man!

dayokanu:
Pete Edocie is bringing out a movie KIDNAPPED AT NOON.

And they were shooting the movie when people thought it was real kidnapping

KIDNAPPED AT NOON Starring Pete Edochie, Sam Loco Efe, Aki and Pawpaw, Rita Dominic

Available at 25 Ebinpejo lane Idumote Lagos
and 128 Iweka road Onitsha
GRAB your copy NOWW

Na u sabi dat one oooooooooooooooooooooooo

This is Super Story yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@Irene
My dearest Irene, the expressio [s]Some of us pretend alot in order not to be tagged a prostitute[/s] is not just specific. Are u inclusive or exclusive?

gregoro:
well i wont lie anymore cos today is sunday, im not married and i lied cos i didnt want it to seem like i was chasing after you, besides its better to tell the truth than lies, so sorry for lyin to you in the first place, im just a young man trying to catch some fun on here cos something happened and i'd prefer to be on here than just sit back and keep thinking. so sorry again,

And who said lies are not told on Sundays eh?

Who on earth produced this music? The producer should be from Afganistan I suppose!

Truth is always bitter. Has anything good ever came out of the ruling party (PDP)? How many of their leaders are leading fine - councillors, state governors, house of assembly members, even the president? Abeg, make una leave the mumu party with mumu papa' and mama' with no brain but cursed philosopy.

I suppose for men: Frank Edoho

For women: Ngozi Ezeonu

I suppose Ghana knows what they are diving into. How can a sane man wake up in the morning with N500 note in his pocket and at same time asking for N1,000 change? Wonder never ends in Africa. You are generating about 2,000MW and you want to assist someone in need of about 5,000MW. Since when had Ghana joined the Community of Magical Countries of West Africa for Christ Sake! Anyway, I sit don cross my legs dey look sha. But if na insult Ghana wan take style insult us eh, dsame to dem oooooooo

If person no get wetin im go talk, y im no go silent dey watch eh? Make dem kill dem jo! Thank God sey no b Tom Polo, no b Asari Dokubo, and no b Niger Delta. Take dem to court go do wetin? Clifford Orji wey eat human bein so tey im almost reduce the population of Lagos, shebi una carry am go court, how d case take end eh?

I dey Zaria 2000/2001 wey Sharia crisis happen and wetin I take my eyes see eh, my mouth no go fit talk am. Thank God sey the commission of police for d Northern States dem now don b Southerners so dem go fit protect southerners dere too. In those days na dsame Muslims/Northerners dem dey b Oga for both Police and Army barracks for there. Any crisis u go wonder sey Almajiri go get Army and Police ID card, uniform and better riffle, how come, I no knw.

Abeg, life for north sef don tire me jare! Any small thing wey happen for outside world, Hausa/Fulani muslims go carry am for head like sey na dem holy pass. Dem carricature Mohammed for Holland, na Kaduna dem take settle am. Miss world one shelle for Abuja, na Kaduna dem burn houses kill dem mama dem papa. America and Talibans go fight Afganistan and Irag na Bauchi and Kano Christians and southern muslims go die. Sudan muslims fight with UN troupes, na Maiduguri dem go kill southern pregnant woman.

Infact, make dem even burn all the mosques wey dey dere sef make we rest, haba!

The problem with Islam as a religion dates back to the 2nd generation of man' existence. Remember Ishmael and all that goes with the name as the origin of today' Islam.  What do you all expect?

Well, suppose I get my legs and fingers crossed and watch!

freezy:
Monthly allowance for being my chic?

Haba ! Nothing wey we no go hear for nairaland.

@Freezy
I don't think a sane lady can make such demand before goin into relationship especially now that men are very scarce (good ones) to come by.

Hey all. Did the poster say allowances? Guys, but what is bad with givin ur GF enough dough  (if you can afford it) to get herself lovelier for Christ sake! I have a woman and lots some ex's. I don't need them ask of me before I give to them, afterall I give even to those with nothin attached, When you are good in giving, I see no need why ur GF will not reason along with u when u tell her u don't have.

that world would be worst than the worst world

MEND has been trying to make a point which I wouldn't embrace in a haste. Nigerian problem may be from the "Oil Money" as most people may believe. Is MEND not participating in the oil stealing business themselves?

If I were to be a member of MEND, I would have concentrated on revolution; get all present and past leaders (from Local Govt level to State Govt. and the Federal Govt, not exempting the corrupt ministers and house of assembly  members) executed rather than  kidnapping  innocent Nigerians. Destroying the flow stations, well heads and what-have-you is meaningless to me becuase MEND is only using that to cause more pain to the ordinary people with no effect to the government. Why can't they go to Abuja and get the top political shots kidnapped to set a good example that they are fighting for the cause of the good people of Niger Delta?

What about expatriate escorts?