₦airaland Forum

confetti:
What we need is not part time legislature but just to harmonize their payroll. I really don't know who should be responsible for this but what we need is to for synchronize their pay both salaries and allowances at a percentage of the National minimum wage. This will definitely make it unattractive and thus will give room for true leaders who have the mind for service to the pple, Plle who want to write their names in Gold in the history of Humanity to assume positions.

U've said it all.

Indeed this should go to the joke section

Has any ever heard of 'Blocked Uterus' and how can it be remedied. Am quite surprised because the person in question menstruates normally but couldn't just get it right.

@Doc. Am hearing this for the first time: Blockage of the Uterus! How can it be solved?

Nothing wrong with that

A father of two lovely daughters was complaining about this to my friend some days ago. He told my friends that he' troubled over the behaviour of his first daughter walking around nude in their home. He said that every effort towards stopping the 'stubborn' daughter had proved abortive and he doesn't know how else to correct her. Don't know, maybe some of these unmentionables happens as a result of this,

@Dplordx.

You have been dating the gal for 5 years now. And ever since you have been 'less comfortable', the traits you mentioned weren't inherent in her right?

Having together for all that long, you have been able to know her so well before now and model her to your taste.

@Poster, couldn't see any problem about that. There are millions out there waiting for such good news and u are here asking what to do. Go to a clinic and confirm the pregnancy first, every other thing follows. But getting rid of it? Am definitely not for that!

Chaircover had said it all. When a man losses his job, every other thing about him seem to crumble. The marriage can still work.

Guy is godly
Gay is satanic

All the singles ladies should pray not to ever get married to a supposed 'virgin husband' cos if u do, I wonder where u will start teaching from! Don't be surprise you'll even go extra mile inviting ur female friends if not prostitues to come over and help u out on ur husband.

@Iyabasira.

I suppose you are a woman. Are u married yet? And if you are, how long did it take you to start having your kids? You are entitled to you opinion though, but I suppose ur assertions are wrong.

The agony of the writer is not what any right thinking person can wish even his or her worst enemy. Is only those that has passed or are passing through the situation that can say it better.

I rest my case.

How I met my wife: Was travelling to Delta State from Lagos sometime in 2000 and we boarded same bus @ Mile 2. I knew immediately I saw her that I have found a wife. However, due to the influx of toasters pestering her all the way to Ore in Ogun State, I was left with no choice than to claim a different tribe (Hausa) as everyone in the bus seem to be from Delta State and spoke my very own native language ( ). The driver left the normal route and entered Oleh, he excused the passengers to go and say hi to his girlfriend. Opportunity beckoned on me as almost every other passenger entered the evening market for fresh fish except me, my wife to be and my dad' friend wife (I recognized the woman but she didn't recognized me though!).  We talked in our language to the other woman' hearing who got provoked that I was deceiving them that I was Hausa,

Oh! Part coming soon, had to go back to work! See you,

There is nothing bad with it

Embark on a 3 days mid night prayer. Let your prayer point at this point in time be: "God reveal unto what my marriage with Miss xxxx will look like if I should follow my mind against my mum' caution."

Things like this happens in almost every sector in Nigeria; Banking, Construction, E & P, Oil & Gas, etc. I blame the government and the Labour Union for not doing the right things at the right time.

There is this multinational (Italian) Oil & Gas Construction company in Nigeria with all of its department been headed by Italians, They don't care about your welfare as long as you are not Italian, the only term they know how to pronounce without mistake in English language is 'SACK!'. Speak Italian with them and get sacked!, Follow their instructions even if they are wrong or get sacked!, train an Italian for 3 months and be his subordinate or get sacked! Death or alive, nothing concerns the company!
'Nigeria no good, everything Alibaba, , I speak I don't like!". Transfer him to Angola or UAE and all heaven will be let loose!

What is the big deal about Angola (An African country like Nigeria?)

Well, there is an unconfirmed report that Angola and UAE governments has a labour law that stipulates that no foreign worker can head their citizens (national) in any department been the company multinational or local.

What about Nigeria? Hmmm, this is our dear country where a carpenter in Italy, Lebanon, India, etc (provided they have a white skin, with or without academic qualification) comes to Nigeria to become a Construction Manager, Chief Engineer, Operations Manager, etc.

A country where multinationals companies are empowered by the government of the day (politicians) to stop their employees from forming any association by all means.

In summary: Give me constant electricity and I will be my own boss!

Time without number I engaged my colleagues and friends on this issue of infidelity and their responses are; "Never mind, you will soon join the race as soon as you start making big money, " Before a man clings to one woman and calls her a wife, he should have seen something unique in her that no other woman possess, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. If this same man now leaves for another woman, the question should be: What has the lady done wrong? Is there a change in her dressing sense, What about her conversation with the husband, her attitude to her husband family members, any changes to her attitude as it relates to romance?

I believe every man has the power to tailor his wife to who he wants his wife to be. So, if there is anything your ex seem to do better than your wife, do well to bring your wife up to that level.

OBJ is far too better to be compared to or with IBB. The level of atrocities during OBJ tenure wasn't as much as that of IBB. OBJ could not achieve much due to National Assembly bottlenecks I suppose, but at least in terms of telecommunication, he deserves kudos.

IBB never needed any other arm of government to implement any policy as a military president unlike the democracy that the executive might have a good project at hand which the House members may kick against if Ghana must go won't b coming their way.

Those clamouring for the return of IBB to power are the fraudsters that IBB' administration enriched. IBB's major policy is: I steal N1,000 and you steal N5.

We should be careful how we follow this issue

Don't like sleeping with ring, Woke up one morning and hurriedly left for work without noticing it wasn't on my finger, a security lady in my company noticed and yelled; "Married man!" gazing at my left hand. Ops!

Extended family is African, we all met it that way. To me, my family first and foremost. Others secondary.

Loveaflame:
Let me correct notion in the minds of people.

MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR THE MATURE IN AGE BUT IN HEART

When a man attain the level of heart maturity,that is having the understanding of what love and relationship is all about then he can say he is ready for marriage.

98.5% right

I don't really know where to attribute the issue of adultery to; race, technology, culture, education or what? In my own part of the world (Ndokwa, Delta State), a married woman remains a married woman until her bride price is refunded to her husband' family under which she can jump into whosoever man or woman' bed as she so desires. Else, a natural death penalty awaits her.

If you happen to be married against your will and wish maybe due to ignorance of some sort in time past and has become knowledgeable now, while not call it a quite if not ammendable and ahead with your own life.

However, as it relates to this scenario, I suggest the two family go for a swap. Aisha, let your friend talk to her boyfriend for possible swap of husband and wife. The should get married while the boyfriend' wife in Uk gets married to your friends husband (LWKMFH_{Laugh Wan Kill Me For Here}) , BMA (Bad Marriage Alleviation).

ada24:
this baby will soon disgrace me in public somewhere if he/she does not stop with this kicking, i know i will be somewhere and shout eh woooo chei and some other ibo and the oyibo people around me will wonder what this crazy woman is doing, not knowing that i have a miniature Jackie Chan in my stomach.

I no fit laugh oooooooooo! Ada, u such a funny person. May God allow all TTC members to experience such Jackie Chan as well ooooooooooo.

Donpuzo:
Depends on what ebook you want.

I will be glad to share!

Hullo Donpuzo, how could one get any of ebooks? I need ebook on VBA (Access).

@MyPeace, we feel your pain but have faith in God. ", there shall be no more thence an infant of days, nor an old man that hath not filled his days: for the child shall die an hundred years old, "

The TTC family will not forget you in prayers,

In my own case, still baby dancing.

The funny aspects of this incident is that the woman in question is not even a "hot chic" but a old "buka" woman who sells rice and beans along Aker Road.

Secondly, the shooting wasn't done by the Naval rating that quarreled with the Police officer, rather a friend to the Naval rating who was at the scene of the quarrel hours before the time of the shooting,

Thirdly, the Police officer was going to the woman' kiosk to deliver some drugs because the woman was said not to be feeling too well while the Naval rating' friend thought the old dude was going to the woman' kiosk to spend the night! Wonder never ends!