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PoliticsRe: Dora Akunyili's Nephew Writes by chukz4real(m): 7:17am On Aug 06, 2010
Seem to me the family is seeking attention from Nigeria. Maybe we advise House of Assembly and the Office of the Presidency to create a separate Ministry for them.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by chukz4real(m): 10:35am On Jul 26, 2010
@Delphilia

It is well with u. You'll soon smile over your situation.

I know of a man in my church that had married for years but no child. He has gone to several places, spent much but his case remained the same. Mid last year, he joined a new ministry in Port Harcourt (De Name of Above Ministries, Inc.) and received a prophesy from the pastor (Pastor Gift Akio) that his problem is from a woman whom his wife once stayed with as a maid. The woman vowed to make life miserable for the wife for ever leaving her to go into marriage. Life was so difficult that the man lost his job as well. The pastor gave them an apartment in her place of residence, brought the man up spiritually as well as getting him ordained two months ago. Behold, yesterday service was supercharged as the man's wife is presently pregnant.

Your situation is not the worst my dear. How I wish you can find your way to Port Harcourt and attend a counseling section (Friday service) with the Pastor.

God is really doing wonders in Port Harcourt city through this ex - police officer, a former OPM and Logos ministries worker.

Do come over and be blessed.
RomanceRe: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by chukz4real(m): 4:32pm On Jul 14, 2010
LOVE.4BUG:
Chie!!!
I know carrot around 16 inches and above will be ur spec.
RomanceRe: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by chukz4real(m): 3:50pm On Jul 14, 2010
SA Goddess:
Baby carrot or cucumber, eh, I will take the cucumber please, thanks! grin grin grin
What a nice piece, SA Goddess, can u truthfully accommodate a 16inch cucumber?
RomanceRe: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by chukz4real(m): 3:18pm On Jul 14, 2010
Some things in life could be funny. A lady was complaining in a saloon to her friends about a guy that picked her to his house from a party somewhere in Port Harcourt along with her friends. While her friends were in the man' sitting room enjoying bottles of cold drinks, she was in da bedroom with the man having some romantic plays. The man stripped her quite right and on bringing out his stuff, she went down pleading because the stuff is about 16 inches in lenght. She said she pleaded with the man who in turn told her that his major problem had been his size as every gal that comes his way pleads for mercy. The man told her that any gal that could let him go in will be his wife and at last she spotted the man in a nite club and was told that a lady accepted it without harm.

Ladies, what do u rili want in a guy?
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by chukz4real(m): 2:41pm On Jul 14, 2010
Big girls! It all depends on how big the girl is. Gat nofin to do with an SSBBW.
RomanceRe: Why Is The Infidelty Of A Woman More Difficult For The Guys? by chukz4real(m): 2:10pm On Jul 14, 2010
Personally, I think this trend has more to do with the way our society view gender differences and male folk superiority over women. When a guys sleeps around with gals, he' hailed by his folks as a happening guy with 101% swagger while if same is done by a woman. She is nothing but a damn prostitute!
SportsRe: Will The Glory Days Of Nigerian Football Ever Return? by chukz4real(m): 12:07pm On Jul 05, 2010
Martha0602:
The glory of Nigerian football will definitely return, but only if we do the right thing by bringing in new players new Eagles and not this trash that could not even kill a fly. Kaita, Yakubu please tell the to far away from the pitch or else they are looking for their death yeye people. Mr. President is already taking step to that.
Ghana progressed to the quarter finals because there team was made up of more of their under 21 while Nigeria depended on their same old legs that played last world cup. Why can't we start by building a team from Siasia and Tella' boys. As for Kaita, Nigerians should come to understand that funny things do happen in footbal and let Kaita be.
SportsRe: Will The Glory Days Of Nigerian Football Ever Return? by chukz4real(m): 11:58am On Jul 05, 2010
Hmmm, nice one.
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Brazil [2 - 1] On 2nd July @ World Cup 2010 by chukz4real(m): 4:52pm On Jul 02, 2010
Its over, Brazil out of 2010 World Cup
FamilyRe: Can Marriage To A Beautiful Woman Keep A Man From Philandering? by chukz4real(m): 2:47pm On Jul 02, 2010
Damysa:
Men, men, men, they are just the same everywhere
No matter wot u do u please them, they will still stray
@Damysa
I partially disagree with you. Not all men. Is one thing for a married man to look at another gal is another thing to get closer to the gal. Sometimes we look from a distance and there it ends! lol
PoliticsRe: Gov Amaechi Stops Nddc Boss Convoy by chukz4real(m): 6:30am On Jun 29, 2010
Nice one Gov.
BusinessRe: Bank Discriminates Against Disabled Customer by chukz4real(m): 8:59am On Jun 26, 2010
maxxy:
Accept my sympathies and dont let this in any way rub off on you the hard way.

But before we outrightly condemn BankPHB, I think it would be good for us to know the nature of the walking aid. Are they made of metals, iron or wood?

If they are made of wood or other similar non-metallic materials, then the electronic door would not prevent your entrance and the bank staff ordinarily should not bar you from gaining entrance. If they are metallic or made of iron, the only way you can enter the bank is if the security features of the door are disabled or an over-ride done for your sake. This in itself is a security risk and is taken based on the best judgment of the person in charge.

The banks have been one of the worst victims of the insecurity that has pervaded our society. This has made them to be more vigilant and to deploy technology that would check in some way, the frequent attacks by robbers. If an over-ride is done, and at the end of the day, the customer produces some weapon that is used to successfully rob the bank, you can be sure that the person that did the over-ride would be named an accomplice and would most likely go to jail. And mind you, we have seen all manner of things being turned into lethal weapons, including seemingly harmless phones.

So before killing the banks, lets look at this from the other side.
I see lots of sense in your comment. Due to the nature of my job, I often go to the bank on safety booth (if the need arises for me to go from my place of work). Gaining entrance into the banking hall posses a challenge because of the metallic stuff in the booth. Hence, the security personnel will subject me to metallic scan after which they either disable the security system on the door or provide an alternative footwear for me to go in and make my transactions. So, why can't PHB copy the security operations of other banks; UBA, GTB and Oceanic? To me they have no excuse.
BusinessRe: What Type Of Business Can I Do In Warri by chukz4real(m): 7:53am On Jun 19, 2010
MOBO444:
My brother let me take you to Western Europe with that money,that way you can turn the N500,000 into N3,000,000 after working in Europe for 6 months and then come and open a 30 rooms hotel in warri, be wise and the choice is yours, dont start small and do think big brother.

Italy = visa, ticket and mafia job = N450,000
France =visa, ticket and hotel manager job = N500,000
Spain = visa, ticket and male prostutute job = N480,000
England = 10 years visa, ticket and football job with Manchester utd = N500,000
Germany = 2 years visa, ticker and Julius Berger job in Munich = N480,000
Russia = 23 months militants and gun training with pay = N500,000

Contact me on odionisemua@yahoo.com to discuss the options.
This should be the most Kaitaish business suggestion so far. If the dude pays you his only N500,000 to go to Italy, what will he feed with? Olodo like u.
RomanceRe: Ffg - Fraudulent Facebook Girls by chukz4real(m): 11:41am On May 13, 2010
@Emmy, I wonder y a pretty gal like Tommy P. Okoye should indulge in such a fraudulent act. I suppose those guys owns that profile that claimed to have attended Bells University. Imagine what she wrote on her bio: "Hv always bin d kind of gal dat blieves in luv n liks to b luved back,am kul bt can b naughty atims dis is al abt m 4 nw dis is real, dis is m am exactly were am supose 2 b nw,am gona let d light shine on m nw hv found who i am, i believe in luv n destiny DIS IS MOI." She might as well duped the 1,347 friends in there,

However, somefin similar happened to me, though I never invited the lady in question, just an online friend with no intention of even seeing her someday cos I don't give a damn. She claim to be residing in South Africa. I was chillin in my cabin one day when she sent me a message that she wants to come to Lagos to visit her parents but was attached by burglars and needs some money to come back 2 Nigeria. I sent her money through an account she gave to me only to get my facebook profile blocked by her and can't get across to her any longer, I laughed! Did she then think that she had duped me?

To you guys out there, if you have the mind of helping out these Daughters of Eve, do it for doing sake and never expecting anyfin in return. It only disturbs me if I have any ulterior motive for giving.
BusinessRe: Cost Of Living In Lagos, Nigeria by chukz4real(m): 10:37am On May 08, 2010
@Princekevo,

Nice one
RomanceRe: Who Enjoy Kissing The Most? Guys Or Ladies? by chukz4real(m): 9:52am On May 04, 2010
Kissing! How does it taste? shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Gay Marriage In Igboland? by chukz4real(m): 9:15am On May 01, 2010
Somebody give me cane, the poster need to be wiped 15 strokes for , shocked
HealthRe: Doctor In The House:Obstetrics And Gynecology by chukz4real(m): 7:17am On Apr 29, 2010
Hi Kathy, my wife' cycle had been changing since February - 28, 32 and this April 35 days. The irony of it all is that in each month, symptoms of pregnancy were clearly shown. All urine and blood test indicated -ve. In the months of February and March, she experienced a slight bleeding that lasted for about 9 days during her ovulation. This April menstruation had been given her concern as the flow had been much compared to the previous - not in number of days anyway.

Doc., what could be the problem? We are young couple looking forward to getting babies of our own (twins - 2 girls by God grace for a start!) shocked cheesy
RomanceRe: Your Marital Status? by chukz4real(m): 10:48am On Mar 25, 2010
You should all go and get married jor!
FamilyRe: Do I Have To Confess My Adultery To My Spouse? by chukz4real(m): 1:43pm On Mar 23, 2010
@Poster, if it was a one time affair. U better don't.
PoliticsRe: Tunde Bakare Blasts Obasanjo, Babangida by chukz4real(m): 12:44pm On Mar 23, 2010
CHARLOE:
@ Marvix, just replied a similar ignorant (pardon me) post like urs on another thread and u make me sound like a broken record. If d black americans & south africans took your advice, u'll agree with me they'll still be in bondage, and Nigerians wont be struggling 4 visas to go to US & SA to escape this hell called Nigeria.
 Let me refresh your memory a little cos nigerians tend to be blessed cursed with short memory: d struggle against racism/apaarthied in d US & SA was actively led & fought by pastors (rev. martin luther king, arch bishop Desmond tutu). In contrast, what has your pastors and GO's done; pray, and are always quick to urge their gullible& ignorant members to pray & pray in d face of outright criminality and brazen oppression of d pple. D only ecxeption (pst tunde bakare) whom u've decided to attack, is d only shining star in d dark, gloomy, murky sky of christianity in these trying times facing our nation. Am not surprised though; obviously, these wealthy, jet-flying GO's don't want to rock d boat by standing 4 good against evil cos of their huge investment. Not to forget these corrupt & criminal govt officials/politicians are given front seats in these 'mega' churches, from where they donate and sow part of their loot into d life of d pastor & his church to thunderous applause from the ignorant members, high on (religous) drug . Is it any wonder Nigerians are so passive & docile push d Nigerian to d wall and he'll break d wall and continue sleepwalking
  My advise- don't just swallow everything u hear hook, line & sinker. The bible admonishes us to PROVE ALL THINGS (like the brethren in Berea), and HOLD ONTO THAT WHICH IS TRUE!
RomanceRe: Office Romance by chukz4real(m): 7:14am On Mar 23, 2010
Office romance is never good.
RomanceRe: I Am Really Hurt, How Do I Forget And Move On by chukz4real(m): 2:52pm On Mar 22, 2010
There' nothing as good as old friends, no matter how they tend to hurt you, try as much as you can to put it all behind. Consider the good old days, the fun you once shared together. Friends that once betrayed me in the 90's happened to be same dudes God used to place me in my present condition. I let it go off my thinking then, though it wasn't easy to forget as you've rightly said, but one need to pretend as if it never happened. Today, we never mentioned the past as we live happily with our families as we use to before the incidents in 90's.

Seta, I like your points as well.

Ciao
Christianity EtcRe: Women In Trousers: Heaven Or Hell by chukz4real(m): 2:11pm On Mar 22, 2010
What do you expect from a preacher that did not receive the call from God but preaching of his own understanding, , provide Nigerians with jobs, O God!
PoliticsRe: Armed Fulani Strike Again In Ekiti, Kill Police Corporal, Two Villagers Wounded by chukz4real(m): 2:00pm On Mar 22, 2010
I think is time our law makers make a law constraining these Fulani herdsmen from coming down south. About two years ago, a group of Fulani herdsmen robbed a petrol station in my town, ran into the bush afterward and shot a friend of mine returning from farm. In the year 1995, they invaded Obodeti Secondary Commercial School student' farm injuring two security guards in that process. Sometime last year, they robbed group of traders enroute Abbi market in Delta State killing about three traders.

If our law makers can not make a law restricting their activities down south and the law enforcement agencies can not hinder them, then, let it be declared fire for fire. I wonder why a certain group of Nigerians (the Fulanis) will be allowed to move around with arms and ammunition without any form of challenge from the government whereas if any Southerner is seen with such, the person is paraded as a militant or an armed robber before the general public.

I pray they don't cause any further trouble in my town because they will get more than they bargained for.
RomanceRe: What Is So Wrong About Not Having A Boyfriend? by chukz4real(m): 1:22pm On Mar 20, 2010
@Poster, there is nothing wrong with not having a boyfriend. Its a matter of choice and doesn't take anyfin away from you, rather it makes you concentrate more in your studies. I could remember vividly how I followed such decision up from 1998 to 2002 and it was fun.

Follow ur mind and don't be deceived.

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