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@Poster,

Go on your kneels and keep praying my dear

@Poster
You can still work things out if u wants to. Way back in school then I had this course mate (a very pretty gal) that behaves so strange. I will never forget in my life one day that we gossiped her and she was about 500 metres away from our standing point sitting and laughin with some male toasters. NLs, before we could get a stone throw ahead she stood up and walked straight to us and promised to tell us somethin interesting the next day. She came and actually terrified us: How she do turns to snake, got smashed by a trailer at Oshodi and rose up to her feet, visited by marine husband in the campus, so numerous to mention.

At last she gave her life to Christ but that didn't last as she told me that the marine husband promised to make her commit fornication and offend the Holy Spirit. That she did and the spirit of God departed from her and she went hot chasin after men men chasin after her and she got pregrant,

E b like super story sef, anyway, let me have my lunch first, then come back and give the full gist.

Dont change the channel pls!

omofola:
You men are so naive, 80% of you have dated girls possessed with water spirit, some of this girls know and they don't like it and have been delivered from it while some know and will never tell and use the powers especially when a guy has been wicked to them, those that don't want to use the powers suffer in life a lot until they are delivered from it.

So men watch out, that is why a lot of you have marital problems in future or destiny failure and you don't know the major cause, this is one of it.

What are their fruits?

Kingsleyinfo:
i don't think you've done anything wrong,
it was a deed of mutual consent. and since you aired your mind from the onset,
i think you should not bother your self much. she saw it coming but didn't want to accept
the fact.

just don't bother her about the cash, just let her take her time and make up her mind if she wants to pay
you or not.

don't see it as payment for your past and don't let her feel that way also.
wishing you all the best.

Thanks Kings. Just called her now and she' still in her home crying and didn't even go to work today. I won't talk to her about the money as suggested. Even before now I've made up my mind to let it be according to her mind.

I suppose the question should be rephrased and go this way:

Ladies; is it ideal to be having sex with your husband to be before marriage?

Its like a super story to me. Directed by God knows who, written and produced by the lady in question, no sound track anyways if not of the tears and acclaimed heartbreak from her.

I met this lady in a friend' compound in Kaduna about 8yrs ago. I was in 100 level and she was in her final year in same school. I found out that she was madly in love with me (from her gestures/actions) but considering her academic status, age and maturity coupled with the number of young men trailing behind her (3 in number; younger brothers) that she was training in Universities then from her business, I was so afraid to consent to her appeals. She tried all she could then to make sure we take the relationship to a matured level but I couldn't just do it then (all this happened in 1998).

Well, we lost contact when she left for her service in 1999 only to see each other again 2008 in Kaduna. However, I lost my job then but never cared about what she has as I don't believe in receiving assistance from female friends especially _kudi-wise. I never knew she still had me in mind all those years that we've lost contact. She brought herself to me one sunday afternoon straight from church that she wanted 'somethin' which I gave to her for the fun of it, and this we did for about three (3) more times before I left North for South. She came around one day and saw my gal's pic on my phone and decided never to let me in again which I accepted in good faith.

Early this year God blessed me with a comfortable job and she rejoiced with me. Barely two months into my new job she requested for money (tens of thousands) which I gave to her (she promised to pay back within three months.) She called yesterday and in course of our discussion I told her my church mind as ever before that she should have it behind her mind that there' no string attached to our friendship and marriage should be out of it and she broke down in tears.

Ladies in the house and my gees. Should this be called a hearbreak or what?

Can I still get my money from her as we are in the third month as she promised or the money is a 'pay off' for the fun we've had in the past (My Project Engr. told me that this morning).

Valuable contributions pls.

ThoniaSlim:
Your "MAN" at 21?

Afraid catch me sef!

@Tkb,

Its fun ooooo. It was a sunday afternoon and we set off from Living Faith Church (Barnawa) with full load after yelling: Gai ri one nyash, Kai my mota I don pul (full), kawo kudi'n mota. I collected money form passengers quite alright but realised we don't have much fuel in our tank and had to make full refunds halfway (Katsina Roundabout) to our destination. Thank God my class mate' wife gave us some 'kudi' to buy some tubers of yams for her, bros, we spent the money on some litres of fuel and drove back home laughin loud,

Never hawked in my life. Hmmm, when I was in Lagos I use to enjoy the way Lagos bus conductors rap with the name of their bus stops and I decided to give it a try for fun in Kaduna state. It was my class mate' bus (he was driving while I was shadowing )It was fun though we didn't make a dime at the end of the trip.

Jakumo:
I am saddened to see how many respondents to this thread fail to appreciate the level of chivalry and sincerity of purpose required to engage in the thinking gentleman's art of pugilism in a public arena, where a captive audience is present to critique the form and technique displayed during the event, while recording the encounter for posterity. Predictably, the Nairaland forum's knee-jerk pacifists fail to comprehend the sublime beauty inherent in the distillation of democratic governance to its existential rudiments, which are by nature most effectively expressed in the arena of primeval hand-to-hand combat.

Rather than exult at this dramatic reprisal of pre-historic diplomacy modalities by Nigeria's House of Assembly modern gladiators, disgruntled elements endeavor in vain to conceal their envy of those fortunate and gallant enough to raise a fist or weapon in the defence of principle, a timeless and noble concept which sadly remains alien to the culture of cowardice subscribed to by most armchair pontificators.

Put up your dukes like a REAL man, and stop whimpering even before the first right-hook lands.

Oga thanks for ur Turenchi anyways.

@Poster and Contributors,
I learnt they pay our honourables Fighting Allowances, is it true

neeyee:
GTB is the BEST!!!

Gud one. That' obvious.

big head:
I am going to say this and say it once here i go
1st GTB
2nd Zenith
3rd PHB
4th Oceanic
5th UBA
and the rest
thank u, thank u
no autographs pliz

Wont agree with u 100%. UBA should occupy number 10 position I suppose. Their customer' always having issues with their ATM. Immagine issuing ATM card to customer on monday and telling them to come back in two weeks time for their PIN!

They like tax their customer (savings account holders) whenever they withdraw, pay in, etc.

I have been using Adobe Acrobat and Distiller Version 9 on my laptop for some time until I had a virus problem last night that eventually resulted to formatting my hard drive. I have successfully reinstalled all my applications except Adobe Acrobat. I installed version 9 as well but the 'Create from, ' utility is no longer on the file menu and couldn't be traced anywhere.

Secondly, I can't even convert my word and excel documents to pdf (writing to pdf). How do I install the pdf printer?

Let us not draw conclusions in a haste. In our olden days, criminals (thieves) were mainly appointed as security personnel in communities for obvious reasons. Why not give 'Mark the tax collector' some time before we crucify him. He might have repented before coming back to Nigeria, who knows!

But should a right thinking guy rate his love for a girlfriend to be up to 100%? If I manage love u 12%, what should I jealous for? If u like go to the street and do the stuff! Love na from which country sef. Thank God my Tope200! will never get me jealous of any guy because we are ok with ourselves!

I suppose married men are more caring. Ladies what do ya all think about this?

Hey Obnoxious.

What is it between u and ladies? U chased my Ghanian friend away from NL because of ur abuses, Is everything perfectly ok; an addiction or something else?

Please, if u don't enjoy bein in NL u can develop ur own forum and name it yabis rite?

So na only Obnoxious all the ladies 4 NL dey fall for like dis so? My  man, if I b u I for tell Chris Okotie make im step down for presidential struggle make I take over for Fresh Party oooooooooooo

@dthml, that is good news oooooooooo. So U and Pat alone uh? This calls for thanksgivin then

showbobo:
Can you beat that Moronic pervert

Hey man, may I know who that one is for?

Hey fellow NLs. Why must the media conclude that the arms and ammunitions are for MEND? I reside in Niger Delta and believes if for sure MEND wants arms and ammunition, it should come thesame way their crude oil leaves Nigerian waterways.

Ladies and gents. The consignment I suppose should be for the Alhaji' and their Alhmajiris.

It could as well be imported as sample for the new acclaimed 'AK47' assemly plant in Kano.

benheart:
I took alabukun powder, i started having pains in my lower abdomen and started bleeding, i decided to go for checkup in the hospital but wen i was ask to pul my clothe up for checkup, i felt urinating on my way to the loo, i slumped, i was in the hospital for weeks, and the pain was just too serious that i would have to be help to pee.

How true is your experience? Sounds much like nollywood movie

oyinda.:
sharrap girlie

Oyinda, e b like sey u no dey luk person face abi? Na Zimbabwean president u dey tell 'sharrap eh'?

Depends on your pocket my dear.

patwhizkid:

Since am too scared to visit ur Evil Forest abode, dhtml will be staying there while we stay in the city of NL ok!

patwhizkid:

Hey darlin, never mind. Just accept 2 share us together uh!

patwhizkid:
Forget about who?

Pat, u c that more are joining the list of contenders. Leave dhtml alone oooooooooooo!

patwhizkid:
Ehn?! Impossicant!

Dem dey use BankPHB dictionary naw, 'impossibility' no dey dem dictionary ooooo. So, happy to have u 4 mysef naw oooooooo. Dhtml

patwhizkid:
@ chuks
ah! rara, ko possible! dhtml is my . . . .u know. Jealousy go kill u

Chinike God! So you have not heard that he had been kidnapped by 3 NL ladies that blived u've too possessive for their liking eh? Stay there now!