₦airaland Forum

Jerkules:
Look at this Imp...what have u achieved this year apart from raising n sucking Preeqs and getting your teeth yellow from their dirty rotten sperm.

wetin happen naa bro?. make u shoot the foolish and brainless fool beta pass this combo wey u fire am.lol

i am in need of a job too pls. tho! i earn 75k monthly staying at home but it doesnt make sense to me cos it is paid to me by my mum and i have a seperate apartment of my own, living comfortably. it is saddening that i cant boast of a paid income despite reading tiredlessly in school with a CGPA of 4.25 in Economics. staying at home is eating my mental state. i just need a place to garner experience in my field. salary is not mandatory. i just want to be busy bfore agents of devil take over. 09020413442. Lagos base and i am ready to relocate to anywhere in or out of nigeria. i want to be a man. thanks in advance to my helper

you are a good woman. May God bless you for your endurance.

can u imagine this foolish report?. d truck driver wanted to make an enquiry, about what?. i laff in spanish. just say the truth tat yur men wanted to extort d driver

T.I doesnt know anything. you are only checking her pussy, ass nko?. this reminds me of one smallie i met on facebook some years ago. after we chatted for months, we started sexchatting and xchanging of nude. i told her one day that i wud luv to fvck her physically and she said she was a virgin that her parents use to check her hymen. so, i locked up and she told me one day that i dont really want to Bleep her that if i wanted, i wud have sought for an alternative instead of her pussy. i was perplexed and i asked her what she meant by that, lo and behold, her boyfriend had been bleeping her ass. na so i go meet am for house carry my kumo put for her yansh. my kumo no even hit wall b4 E enta, no vaseline, i fear tat day oo say why person ass go wide like this. las las, konji na bastard.after tat day, i no call her again cos i no fit dey put my kumo inside shit.

a o ni ri ogun ina mo oo .may God epp us

oloriburuku omo ale. awon omo adojutini. see his big lips like shekau own.

ok. continue kiling snakes with bullets and when boko haram surfaces, you guys wud run into hiding.

Devilfriend:
is a woman.

Her life is miserable that's why its very hard for Nairalanders to discover her gender in time.

But we thank God that gave me the idea to follow her mentions bumper to fender.

I was able to discover that she's actually a woman without brain.

As a matter of fact, she even pregnant!

then s/he must be bisexual cos his/her posts are confusing. s/he uses he/she interchangeably.lol

[quote author=andrewbaba44 post=83740134]This guy have been released as he just posted on Instagram [/quo
he has a media analyst doing that for him. Most of these pple running outlets have personnels that do it for them

franchasng:
Black youths are lazy, only very insignificant few are exception


Ask them their excuse for indulging in Yahoo Yahoo and other crime, and watch them blame devil and unemployment....but they forgot that the Europeans and Americans they are running to their countries and also sending SPAM E-mails to scam folded their trousers and worked the soil to build their nations....they created wealth from nothing using their God given talents....

But once a black youth manages to cram books in school and graduates, his next expectation is to get a job in a whiteman's company where he will be paid millions for pressing computer and forming working class....zero creativity, nothing....they can never think of how to build their own company from dust using things available to them to solve the problems and challenges of their society, thereby building an enduring wealth for themselves, they want sharp sharp money so they can start flaunting useless ill-gotten wealth online to attract their stupid black sisters who have no brain except spreading legs for any man that offer them huge money.


Blacks are a shame to human race honestly

read the trash u wrote again. did it make any sense to you?. racist with myopic reasoning

Devilfriend:
Yen yen yen...

You no get shame at all.

One pesin smile to the bank among over 250m people because of border closure and you are here typing rubbish.

Anyway, let me leave you till tomorrow I need to sleep in time so that I will be able to wake up in time.

I must beat Ajah traffic so that I will have about 1 and half hours to deal with you here on Nairaland before I go to my sit tomorrow morning.

I must not cheat nature because of suya seller.

Straight to my bed!

lol. i no fit laugh abeg. u no go kill this guy

mamajj17:
Better still dear, was he Cut? We all make Mistake!

was he cut ke?. with knife?abi wetin?.lol. nothing wey prof no go c for nairaland

seedorfy134:
isolo

lol. just say that this is a joke. do you know him personally? and i didnt see your contributions on this thread?. mayb this is a stage play because u cud have stopped him base on the fact tat u saw his post

Ironman15:
Waiting for everyone to sleep..

drink it bro if it is yoghurt. if its a harmful substance, dont try it. i bet you if u do, you will be sadder and more depressed in the world beyond when you see a videoclip of what you wud have been if you hadnt taken your life.. life is short bro, we will all day anyways. dont take your life. tomoro is full of mystery. give yourself anoda day bro. be strong

TheOdd1sOut:
I have been celibate all my life.
I wanked today. after that I slept. for 4 hours. I woke up, not long ago. I had a slight headache. feeling sad, depressed. alone.

I'm tired of this life.

was that your first time? cos your writeup is confusing. if u had been wanking bfore now,then u were neva celibate and if that was your first, you wud get use to it,so d headache wont surface again. goodluck on yur wankipade.lol

MusaChukwudi:
Mediocrity? With his own money? Do you know something? You sound like someone with a big sense of entitlement. If you are my friend and you fall sick so I should bring my bank account to support you? What about my own life, wife, children, my rent, school fees, car maintenance? Bro. In this world, you are on your OWN!

i understand yur point bro. well!.no need of arguing bout the unknown cos there might b some implicit stuffs unclear to us. happy sunday!

MusaChukwudi:
And you know his financial status ba? Man that was married this year? You are a much bigger FOOL!

dont support mediocrity bro. oritse was busy balling in italy all this while without even publicizing about the Guy's health. some celebs wud have helped if he had put d story on his insta. it is well sha. may he rip

NOC1:
If oritshafemi did nothing for him in time of need, Bleep him and his condolence message.
Thank God I got no friends because they will desert you once the going is tough, the only come close to you because of what the want to get.
Was out of job for few months, I knew how lonely I was despite not begging any human.
Because I cut my budget to my savings, no more balling and spirits, the so called niggas stayed afar.
No friend is gonna be there for you in time of need, if they know nothing gonna come out from it.
I learnt a lesson, God bless my babe for her words of encouragement, who never called for a penny in this period, I gave her out of my love, she never pressured for one bit.
I equally thank God who did it ones more and family who was like “I am paying for your flight ticket whenever I am traveling.... don’t touch your savings... God bless my family.
Friends don’t exist it is only about what is on the table.

this is so true bro. if only some people realize this on time. family is the best. most friends are fiends.

landforeast:
Nigerians and their bad mind
Do they even know that Unilag Students are more exposed to Eentrepreneurehip more than any other Nigerian University except convenant university. Some of these guys will not even smell the labour market, plus the fact that they are from a rich family. So what is the reality reality all about, Congrats to them jare.

are they all from rich family?. are you telling me that no graduate of unilag is unemployed?. and mind you, to be an entrepreneur, you must possess capital which is not always available.

sonnie10:
Nothing like came in pidgin English

gerrarahere guy. accept correction bro. no b pidgin u write. your english bad and them don correct u. oya swallow d correction. na only God kNow d kind office wey u dey talk of sef.lol

good

606?..wahala don come oooo. some gullible fools will start lamenting tat he is an auto mobile dealer now.

the funniest thing is tat some of them have no good use for d diesel. diesel that some wont see up to 2litres. una go jus die for nothing

where are those blaming all atrocities on unemployment?. are these ones unemployed?

useless people. when you ask them the reason why they venture into fraud,they wud tell you that their greatgrand fathers were exploited by the whites, even those whose grandfathers were critically poor. lol

Angelfrost:
Those are not true mothers, just a bunch of enablers...

My mother will never accept a dime from anyone without a proven legit source of income even if you are her child, and she's no fool.

Well, there have always been Mothers, and "women that collected sperm and brought forth children"!!!

A true African mother will bitch-slap any thought or urge to indulge in any form of crime.

i thot it was only my mum.i remember some years ago wen i stylishly told her tat i wanted to start yahoo. she told me i can go ahead but she wudnt collect any dime from me and she said if am caught, i shud tel them i have no relatives.lol. i just jejely eraze thot

lol. that brandon is wicked

Xisnin:
You don
This was your initial comment.

ok thnk u bro

gone are those days of no sex b4 marriage. the most painful part is that you have paid her brideprice. lets just hope tat she is a virgin because if she isnot, that wud b a tragic thng. and if she is a virgin perhaps, i pray you dont have a boring sex life. i wish you all d best

Xisnin:
You have always used your head but you can't think of even one good idea but Yahoo and fraud.
SMH.

if you are that good with using your head, why not help me with something to fetch me money while i run my M.sc program

deuzgreat:
I wonder why you always stay on every gay thread. like you ain't gay in the UK yourself

this your signature cracks me up. lol