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nigeria is truly in a mess. i did my NYSC in kwara state(Kaiama LG). i used to ply this route then. very scary bridge. two buses cant climb d brigde at once

when dis one start wey E de make mouth. wetin make dem wizzy and Co. con dey talk. *spits

he didnt lie. is she d prettiest woman?nah. the mst important is her loyalty

she is your mum.you shudnt be scared talking to her. Just put it to her plain blank then take her to see a doctor. she will really appreciate that.

maybe, maybe not

once a thief is always a thief. lock him up for a very long time:

why na?.stealing is not corruption nw. well!. he can start from grassroot cos no club will sign him. ole, oloshii barawo

funmisticqueen:
It will only make sense for her to hide her tacha grade body odour from her husband, by masking the smell with that of the reception venue. Feeling sorry for the poor guy, he chose the smelly virgin with the smelling kpekus. Happy married life amatarasha

lol. make una kuku kill me. why wud i need to pay for comedy show wen nairaland is here. lol

DenreleDave:
We might be enemies but I'm happy for you amaratasha. It is a good thing to find your life partner and hold such event in a serene environment like this.
I love your creativity amaratasha

https://www.nairaland.com/5447147/happy-married-life-amatarasha-guys#82741280

Guys send your msg Pls

Cc: AstroG pussyhoe funmisticqueen Adaibeku


That mod that want to die, don't try deleting this ooo.

I'm just congratulating my frnd Amatarasha..

lol.nothing wey chummy no go see for nairaland. abeg, na rushchair my amara dey go do her wedding

lol.re u stil alive?

zainam:
E-Money of Ghana cancels his plan to give Tacha N20million after making the promise.

Recall that Emoney of Ghana claimed he is not a fan of the show but was surprised to see his daughter cry after the controversial housemate was disqualified. He then promised to gift her the sum on Monday, as compensation for leaving the Big Brother house empty handed.

Yesterday, being Monday, of course, the ‘E-money of Ghana went to same IG page where he made the promise to make a caricature of the disqualified housemate, Tacha.

See more here; https://asknigeria.com.ng/topic/5205/e-money-of-ghana-cancels-his-plan-to-give-tacha-n20million-after-making-the-promise-screenshot

idiot. we all knew right frm d day u spew d jargon off yur mouth

Momfa:
Yahoo Yahoo Boys committing cyber crimes and now under EFCC surveillance are in for more trouble as the Korean ambassador to Nigeria, Lee In Tae, promised more support to the commission.

Lee said the Korean government will help the commission in the area of cyber intelligence and forensic capacity building.

Tae made the pledge as he led a Korean delegation that comprised the director of the Korean Cultural Center, Abuja, Lee Jin Su on a on duty tour at the EFCC Headquarters, Jabi Abuja, where Korean forensic experts are currently training officials of the Commission on forensic technology.

The ambassador expressed satisfaction with the EFCC’s state-of-the-art Forensic Laboratory Directorate, and expressed confidence that the Commission will drastically reduce corruption and cyber crimes in the country with the quality of technology it has in the directorate.

“With you, I see a Nigeria that will be free of crimes,” Tae said.

The Acting Chairman of the Commission, Ibrahim Magu, who was delighted with the visit, charged the Korean ambassador to assist the Commission the more in the fight against corruption and cybercrimes by affording more training opportunities to the commission.

Magu was confident that collaboration with the Korean government would further strengthen the EFCC’s capacity in the fight against corruption.

The EFCC boss noted that capacity building was key in producing well equipped staff of the Commission who would be able to stay ahead of fraudsters.

He expressed gratitude for the current training opportunity from the Korean government to EFCC officials and prayed for more of such opportunities.

“We appreciate your visit and we want to be introduced to more opportunities to enable the Commission continue to be in the lead of the fight against corruption, even if it means acquiring sophisticated and updated equipment that will aid our anti-graft fight, we will be glad to receive it,” Magu said.


Source: https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2019/09/30/yahoo-yahoo-boys-in-more-efcc-trouble-korea-offers-help-in-cyber-intelligence/

tiyin ti baje , eyin omo yahoo. eti shey oriburuku.

Ellatee256:
Hi everyone,
I'm 23 yrs and currently running my HND program.
I have a bf and we have been dating for almost a year.

We do almost everything together and we see each other every single day...
But now am irritated by him.

He comes to my hostel from his office everyday but now seeing him irritates me the more.
I just want a break but I don't want to hurt him.
This isn't the first time its happening to me,
I've had two boyfriends before I met my new bf and same thing happened with them.

Its just like I meet a guy I like..,we love each other and I get excited and then few months later I get irritated by them....

I told my elder sis about it and she dragged me to church saying I have spiritual problems but that's not the issue....

Sometimes I just want my time alone but my bf doesn't seem to understand that.
Have tried to ignore him and all but he doesn't get the message am passing........
He wants me to meet his mum but have been giving him excuses....

I don't know why I feel like this with only the guys I date cuz I don't feel that way with my friends and family in fact I want to be with them everyday but its different in my relationships...
I want to end things with my boyfriend without hurting him cuz I can't keep acting and I can't keep wasting his time.

I think I have a problem and I don't know what to do.
I don't want this to affect me when I get married cuz there won't be a break in marriage...
Pls kindly advice
Thanks

i have nothing to say. sheybi u see me here bfore u agreed to date him. continue carrying yur cross

Pettyprincess:
Seriously what can i celebrate about Nigeria? This country is just getting worse everyday!!
In this cold rain i will rather drink hot tea nd talk with my boo all day than going out to celebrate this hell of a country!!!

ok baby since u dont want to go out,we wil stay indoor

PrimadonnaO:
How can you compare with eating in public?

Baby will feed from the bottle when we can't find privacy.

are you telling me you will feed me from d bottle if i was yur baby?. nah lady ,natural is d best.i prefer drinking from those jugs direct.lol

nothing wrong there. afterall, it is just 2breasts. my concern is jus tat some guys are crazy and have boner at every little thing even when fowls are mating

GistMore3:
A Nigerian lady got arrested, extorted for stepping out in a bumshort in Lagos.

See more here; http://gistmore.com/lady-arrested-extorted-for-stepping-out-in-a-bumshort-in-lagos

is this bumshort or pants?. wetin concern me sef?*spits

MediaGuru36:
https://m.facebook.com/officialefcc/posts/2574689359220205

lol. the second pix got me laughing. what happens to all the gadgets gotten from all these callous bastards? it wud b nice working wit EFCC sha

as usual. same but refurbished speech

Hondaonly:
Already fixed. I wasted 40k yeaterday.
I blame buhari because if i had light since on fri,i wont have on gen. Im so pissed off.i just thank God it did not blow my phone. I lost 5 chargers and my precious dstv and6 led bulbs
Fixed the gen and got a dstv swap.

m sorry for yur loss bro

Hondaonly:
Tiger big gen.my gen guy is evil. He high current n i forgpt pump was on. Yhe moment i off pump,all i heard was hbaw gbaw. Bulb dstv,tv,charger. Now im depressed

are you in lagos?. i can buy them in scrap

same old shit, just a different day. mtchew

m not surprise. it is a resort. u hardly c hungry people there.assuming it was elegunshe now,it wud have been tragic nd gory for d turtle and a different story for the news.lol

GistGoViral:
Watch Video Here >> http://gistmore.com/man-chains-his-car-like-a-dog-in-warri-delta-state

make E chain am ,abeg. naija hard

[color=#000000][/color]what makes it different?.it is just like every other fvcking days*spits*

zoba88:
The most wanted notorious kidnapper from Egamini Rundele, in Emohua LGA, Ekweme Brown Ike, aka LUCIFER has been killed by Men of the Operation STING, in a STING  Operation led by the Commander, ACP Shem Evans.

He is  responsible for most of the kidnappings and hijack of commercial buses on the Ndele axis of the East/West Road.The entire Rundele community has  been thrown into a wild jubilation as a result of his death.

Meanwhile, efforts are on to arrest his confederates in crime.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/09/police-shoot-most-wanted-kidnapper-dead.html?m=1

and na person born this one oo. omo oshi. akukubi san. akutu e lona orun

Omooba77:
Watch out.
Michael Owen can't separate Manchester United and Arsenal and reckons they'll share the spoils on Monday night.

United play host to the Gunners at Old Trafford looking to get back to winning ways in the Premier League following defeat by West Ham.

Arsenal came from behind to beat Aston Villa last time out in the league and Unai Emery will be looking for his side to go on a run to keep up with their top four rivals.

Owen thinks both sides will score on Monday night, given Arsenal's firepower up top but also the holes in their defence.

And reckons the two Premier League titans will share the spoils.

Man Utd team go out for team bonding meal but Paul Pogba is among the stars who miss out
"After their loss at West Ham on Sunday, Manchester United have now lost seven of their last 15 games in the Premier League – as many as they had in their previous 40 games in the competition," wrote Owen in his Bet Victor blog.

"Arsenal continue to frustrate and excite in equal measure, but they came from behind twice to beat Aston Villa on Sunday and they were a man light for the whole of the second period.

ARSENAL continued a good week with a thumping 5-0 win at home to Nottingham Forest.

Gabriel Martinelli was the star of the show with a double while Rob Holding, Joe Willock and Reiss Nelson got on the scoresheet - but there will be concerns over Emile Smith Rowe after he was stretchered off before half time.
CHARLIE NICHOLAS reckons Arsenal will beat Manchester United on Monday night.

The ex-Liverpool star told Sky Sports: “Man United will try to dominate the midfield with aggression, with Scott McTominay and Paul Pogba.

“[Pierre-Emerick] Aubameyang and [Nicolas] Pepe had chances against Liverpool at Anfield and if they get these chances against Man United, I think they will take them.

“It will make life easier for Arsenal's defence with Man United's depleted frontline.”
"United kept a clean sheet against Leicester City in their last home league game, but I would be surprised if the Gunners did not find the back of David de Gea's net in what promises to be a fascinating game between two clubs desperate to return to the automatic Champions League places this term.

Solskjaer hints at Greenwood role
"Unai Emery will have been delighted by the return from long term injury of Rob Holding and Hector Bellerin in the midweek 5-0 League Cup success over Nottingham Forest.

"Add the impressive belated debut of summer signing Kieran Tierney and two goals from Brazilian teenage striker Gabriel Martinelli, and the suggestion is that the Gunners' boss is going to have one or two difficult, but welcome, selection decisions to make in the weeks and months to come."
Greenwood has stepped up to the plate in recent matches, netting United’s only goals in their last three games.

And Solskjaer says he has no qualms about facing Arsenal with Greenwood - whole he rates as the best finisher at the club - at the head of his attack.

“He’s proven when he’s been on the pitch, Astana and Rochdale, when you get him in the box he’s dangerous,” said the United boss.

"What’s pleased me about him is he doesn’t turn down chances to finish when you’re not 18 yet and you keep trusting yourself.

call me a goat if arsenal do no win tonight

Mic96:
Pls permit my grammatical errors.

I have a girl I'm living with presently she has two children for me, 6years and the second one year and six months of which I haven't paid her bride price, not because I can't afford it but I'm not convinced yet.

She wakes up without even greeting me and she is very abusive. She doesn't cook for me even if she is to cook I must go the market to buy the soup items before she will cook for the family. I have to go the market early to buy the soup items before leaving for work.

Our relationship has been up and down but I've been enduring because of the kids, I can't take it anylonger. I'm just confused and I don't know what to do because she is frustrating me. We are not into each other I can't tell her things like secret because when we have issues she will use it against me.

I love my kids so much and I don't know what I will become without my kids. The constant fighting isn't good for the kids and I'm thinking of leaving the apartment for them without taking anytime from the house expect my cloths.

I have reported her to my pastor and my pastor have serverally counsel her but she won't change always willing to fight me at no cause. I told my pastor my plan of paying her bride price maybe she will change because she is always talking of poisoning when we get heated argument. my pastor say I shouldn't that she won't change because our relationship wasn't built on solid (right) foundation.

I notice she feels she is doing me a favour for wanting to stay with me. A woman that is 3 years older then me and has two children for me and I am the person paying the bills (the whole expenses). Her own money is for her clothes, bags and shoes not minding if the house suffer but I don't care.

Pls advise me on what to do and if I'm actually making the right decision.

Thank you.

why calling a grown up lady a girl?. u camp someone with two kids in yur place witout paying bride price. dont u see you are a kidnapper? u ought to be arrested for kidnapping and deprivation of privacy

dirty looking pig

celibacy is the best. today makes it a week tat av been witout having sex