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for chewing gum lovers, raise your hands if you remember banana flavour chewing gum and spirit chewing gum.. those days of putting a plank on tins and moving it like motor. days of when our parents would hide 50kobo inside our garri (for lunch)that they kept with our neighbours. so many memories.lol

i dont know the OP but she sounds like a reasonable lady. being stingy is a bad thing xpecially to people u claim to luv.

huh

no doubts. they are bloody racists

iPOOPinURmouth:
you sire is talking rubbush, i stay in vi and its safer than the safest place in nigeria. no poor bastard around

lol. vi is the safest place in nigeria??..what should we say of banana island then.

Antibettings:
Before you start judging, he bought method and not training..
The training was free and you asking for a refund now right?

Tell him to send back my product

you defrauded them. refund their money and shame devil

lol. the name alone makes me laugh. his comments are funny..indeed,he is an angel of ugly truth.

psychologically, a sane person wud now this imp was lying simply because he was estimating in dollars...sense no go kill me

my day is not complete without login in to nairaland. this site always put smiles on my face when i read comments . with nairaland, i have always have smiling face.comments on romance section makes me laugh to the extent that my colleagues at work thinks am running mad.lol i also got my 68k salary job thru this forum. i am still open for opportunities tho.

i doubt if they are real with the composition of their mssg..na their format be that

see the way they look like idiots. despite all the human part dealing, people dealing in cow butchering are better than them. these idiots looks malnourished and unkempt. lol

Ehido:
Please can anybody help me get into the instagram account of a cheating wife? All her activities are on there. She is so smart she leaves nothing on her sms and pictures. Pls I meed help. From a sad husband.

you are the husband and you guys are legally binded. calmly ask for her facebook password and check her inbox.if she doesnt give it to you, that means she is cheating bro.

MhizJoyce:
As if you were sleeping in the same room with all of them. Be deceiving yourself there. These hoes pretend a lot.

i dont like quoting but i want to clear your curiousity. i dont know if @all you have gone for NYSC. i lived in a remote community and i lived in corpers' lodge with 3 of these ladies. nothing, i repeat nothing is hidden when it comes to corpers life so far you guys are in the same local government. those that have served would know beta. not all ladies' corp are LovePeddler

@op. dont generalize just because you are dealing with low life bi*ches. i served in kwara state and i know like 5ladies that were faithful during service. girl wey go cheat go cheat. NYSC or not

dont be decieved that your mother apologized.your mother was playing cards with you. she just wanted to confirm if you are a bastard or not but unfortunately, you proved to her that you are a bastard by trying to sort things out with that ill mannered bitch you call a gf.

FirstbornWds:
This Abacha loot Nigeria dry o.

Thank God he died when he died o. Else, Nigeria would have been in a deeper shit than we already are.

i disagree with you sir. he might be a looter but he is better than the thieves in APC and PDP combined. this man met less than $500M in the reserve and left more than $9B when oil was selling less than $15/barrel without borrowing a dime.can the same be said with all these crooks we have now?

Gracealone:
The woman was screaming in the video that the policeman slapped her first.
Nobody mentions that again

i am not commending the fact that the policeman slapped her first , but the truth of the matter is that the woman don too overdo. haba. N:B. i hate all policemen but on this matter, the woman too fumble on her retaliation.

sylve11:
Read and understand that poster.
He said they should disburse $1m to every BVN holder.
Hope you understand now?

your composition is different from his. cud you pls kindly go thru his statement again?

Sultty:
Use ur coconut head and Bleep off my mention.i said per bvn and not per citizen. Even if e no reach anything will go a long way

must you use foul words to prove points?..do u know how many nigerians use BVN? going by your proposition, only 311 BVN users would get the money. do your maths well

iluvdonjazzy:
Lovely, but he still pack people full the bus na

nae. he didnt jampack 'em. you need to check the pix again. they were sitting in 3s and only 1 passenger @d front. he did better than most corporate entity.

Sultty:
Story. They better not try that shit or we will burn down d country , $311m abacha's loot that they will squander let them share it $1m per bvn and we will all willingly stay home but without that forgerrit

ehn ehn? they shud give each bvn holder $1m each?. did you bother to do that calculation @all??�

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
What da fuckkkk

Which means our governor don get am
Anyway! I know so many people gonna come out positive in Edo state because presently only hospitals in Abuja, Lagos and Edo have the capacity to test for the virus
And for all those celebrating that only the elites are testing positive. Don't celebrate yet
The common man is not willing to go for test. Most people in da street are already positive
Only the elites are going for test!

And they are going to recover fast because they won't be at the back of the queue for treatment and ventilator

Damnnn. Although my sisters bought hand sanitizer

But let me just continue to drink my 33 beer and wait for death! No money for Heineken anymore
Damnnn all die na die

lol. this guy no go kill me

let him be in that Abuja pls. greedy mofos

am interested in the phone. can it go for 50k?. am in lagos

Lostz:
In 1960, he was admitted to Adamawa Provincial Secondary School in Yola where he did well in English Language and Literature, struggled with Physics and Chemistry and Mathematics. He graduated with a Grade Three WASSCE/GCE Certificate in 1965.
Following secondary school, Abubakar studied a short while at the Nigeria Police College in
Kaduna . He left the College when he was unable to present an O-Level Mathematics result. He worked briefly as a Tax Officer in the regional Ministry of Finance, from where he gained admission to the school of Hygiene in
Kano in 1966. He graduated with a Diploma in 1967, having served as Interim Student Union President at the school. In 1967 he enrolled for a Law Diploma at the Ahmadu Bello University Institute of Administration, on a scholarship from the regional government. After graduation in 1969, during the Nigerian Civil War , he was employed by the Nigeria Customs Service.

are you insinuating that diploma is equivalent to HND?. m just curious

narrow escape for bullhari. lol

am not perplexed. even corpers in some states eats worse. such a shame!!!

truly, cultism doesnt pay. just look @how dirty he was. he cudnt even afford a cheap boxers of #200.smh

na una problem be that

fire fire in our country country, give me plenty water, make i quench the fire.daddy showkey prophecy.lol

HolyTitus:
I thought I should just share this. There was this casual friend; not that close tho; just hi, hi, how are you doing today, fine and waka pass. He was my senior, but diff dept. and had graduated then. I dunno even know what brought me online to Facebook that day and his message popped up that he's coming to school to do whatever, I dunno and he doesn't have anywhere to stay. I saw no big deal in that, so I invited him over. One week waka pass, I was the one taking care of his 3 square meal all alone. Then it got to a point that I used all the cash on me for handouts and other stuff which made me broke. I made him understand everything how e dey go. Evening came, he quizzed me about what we were going to eat, I made a suggestion and when it was time to add to the little I dropped, he said he forgot his ATM at home and his bank is not inside the school, lol. We shall managed what we could get with money I dropped that night - don't forget, my foodstuffs was dwindling as well. Following day, this guy brought another friend of his home without a prior notice. It was in his presence that he was now informing me that his friend needed somewhere to stay having calculate me fully well that I won't object. To cut the story short, this friend of his offered us some support, he spent like 5days and he left. But this guy of mine never finish what he came for and I went back to taking care of his feeding. Some days after, he would bring in different girls and he would wink at me to excuse him. You guys are free to tell me, moe rindin gan... He made sure he exhausted the foodstuffs in my kitchen, lol. It was when he realised that there's nothing left that he said he had finished what he came to do; I was like, you kidding right? and he asked for my bank details promising me that he would drop something into it. Since 2014 maybe he'll drop it tomorrow, only God knows. It was after some days that I started looking for my sweater and my instinct directed me to call him cos he always wears it during hamattan. Dude said he mistakenly packed it with his clothes. I laughed and I said okay... Na me Bleep up. Final year came, I was given an assignment on building plan using tracing sheet and tracing pen, and I thought of someone to help me and I put a call to him reason being that he studied architecture, guy billed me that I couldn't negotiate the price. It was later I met with someone else and he did the overpriced assignment for half the price. Life goes on

inside life. that guy is heartless

mikel has always been 32years from the past 10years.lol