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Softhands:
Dangote... pele o

Almajiri Musa, come over to Enugu let me train you.

Softhands:
Dangote... pele o

Almajiri Musa, come over to Enugu let me train you.

How may I convert this your story to money?

This is not my job, my job is to provide the money required. Everybody should eat, if one cheats you, shame on him.

Too long for successful people to read.



Summary please.

Well, it's SA they will all be rescued.
If it were in 'shithole' country as this, forget them.

If only you all know that he was only cooking up gist to drive at a concluding point.

Y0ruba:
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Evidences such as this one point to the existence of life before the 2000 year old and 1500 year old individuals who respectively prescribed a gold laden heaven street and 72 virgins per person paradise which Nigerians have dumbed down their God given intelligence to get to and consequently refused to make the present get better because their ‘home’ is up there .

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Oh and they’ve also taken the Jewish/Arab creation story as facts when evidences such as this says otherwise.

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Just look how you made a full mess of yourself now.
So life began with Jesus Christ (2000) years ago?
Now those who know you are ashamed of you.

XXLDICK:
I know MFM collects first fruit offering.


I swear, these pastors are worst than our politicians.


At least, we get to see more crumbs from politicians unlike pastors.

RCCG generates more money than Ogun state. But Ogun state has built far more roads, has by far many people on it's payroll...


Pastors are the major problem of this country. They serve as drainage to weatlh which could have been ploughed back for the development of this country.

Let's not talk about the manpower hours wasted in worship centres.

Imagine if all churches in this country were converted to industries, won't we be by far the greatest nation on earth

Commercialized religion is the greatest scam on earth.

#SayNoToComercializedReligion.

Fools think that sweet words and good letters is the base for conviction hence, I have no doubt about what you have in mind when typing this long and absurd epistle.
So if the church builds you road, the state will build you what?
Do you know the number of souls that gets revitalized when they match into these churches and sit for an hour or more? Monetize the joy they get on every visit they make to a God's house and see if the token they give as offering, tithe or special arms is anything to go by.
but you see, this reply is for people with brain not dicks as your moniker implies.

Secondary school without uniform.

Should we call the military invasion 9/11?

Since it's September 11.

BiafranBushBoy:
What training center is that?

It's in Taraba state.

A bull will be slaughtered to end the stiff?



A bull for my 15 years of incarceration! They are mad, I must 'gan' find the girl and defile her for a proper imprisonment.

Fashion you can buy, but style, you possess.

A very nice one op. I just registered for a computer hardware repair in await for my NYSC (2018) and it is quite interesting and promising but the registration fee can be discouraging, I had to plead to pay on four installments.

And someone will think this to be a joke.


Nigeria, I give up.

Bunu people: Leave our land now.
Fulani: How did you know this is your land?
Bunu: Our fathers lived here.
Fulani: Where did your parents get it from?
Bunu: From their fathers
Fulani: How did your grandfathers get it?
Bunu: They fought for it
Fulani: Then fight us.

Oh! I'm just ten years below age limit but I passed all other requirements.





Why?

We have lost these ones since years ago. 'Student' pre-wedding photo without any book on sight. At least, pretend to read na.

Once I didn't see 'Taraba' I just sighed for relief, sat down and began laughing in advance.

The rich quickly lose their sense of dressing. Why?

Since my father has no car, he will buy a Jersey and write behind 'my son is a geographer'.

'Hi' Leo.

Even though this fiction cannot win 'Commonwealth' story competition but there's always something to learn.




To the ladies, can you now see that unless you're married, you are not married? If you like have ten children for him, be good in za oza room and submissive, let him go and see your parents or at best visit a registry office since it is cheaper.






To the guys, pity this weaker vessels. if na you dey do this kind thing, you go like am?

Mtcheeew. I thought the news was that Buhari sanctioned the IGP.


Keyamo is greedy, you can't get such a plea granted just beg the president to order the release of your clients. I rarely give this kind of advice.

Since the era turgidity between the thighs got hold of the power meant for the brain, things have stopped to look fine.
Just because of bargainable 50k you have lost a monetized huge amount of properties, time, health, peace of mind and trust.
OK, let me leave you to your fate. Fear women, go for sex doll instead.

they both look like drivers to each other.

Ignorance is not an excuse, you don't make call at check points.

Is it only nairalanders that are passing the exam? Facebookers nko?

Which Igbo girlfriend? 'my mother said I'm Igbo' doesn't make you one not even when you answer Chioma.
Real Igbo girl can't be a handbag, she's engaged with a work, with a life not showing here and there. Anyways, babymama on the way, Davido is just trying to beat Wizkid in this mama game.

ok