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No sir. What's the GIST?

No wahala, forget.

GISpro are you based in Lagos? lets talk na

EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
my brother scored 330 in the just concluded UTME.
how do I link him up to benefit from this?

Which is your problem; reading or understanding?

danjalingo:
What's my own?

Your own is with the Fulanis, they will soon visit you.
See them, from Kona matching to ATC.

NwaAmaikpe:





Ahmed Musa, the almajiri boy who rose from playing on the roads of Bukuru to wearing the shirt number of the GOAT for the national team.

Ahmed please in the spirit of remembering your humble beginnings can you at least change that Honda for your first wife Jamila.

Lolz

you're one of the many reasons I visit nairaland. You're comic and deep. How the hell did you know about the Honda.

hannysur8:
Auto -correct is shit, thanks Ode

Auto correct also changed career to carrier abi?

onye ara.

But you don't have beards.

omamush:
What about efe?

Which is your problem: Reading or Comprehension?
Appalling youth.

Life is so funny I lost my humour! Imagine a fellow like me budgeting #500k for a phone, to make calls that a phone of 4k will do, to surf the web that phones of 20k will do, to skype that phones of 30k will do.

On the other hand, I'm struggling with a job of 40k that transportation chops off 40%.

No! It's not fair, but I shall be fair in my judgement.

Let the giver of wealth do as he pleases.

mrblessed:
This question of yours is not properly framed. You clearly don't have substantiative evidence that nurses are promiscuous, why ask as if you are cocksure about the promiscuity of nurses? A better rendering of the question -- since you aren't sure about the versimiltude of the topic -- should read, "Why does the stereotype of female nurses' promiscuity endure, even when evidence, as your case study reveals, is widely incoherent and nakedly paltry?"

Oyibo ���

Mckandre:
i know that black guy in the 1st picture must be a Nigerian

If he's Nigerian then he's a developer.

Too bad this is a topic of discourse. Well, let's call it Facebook rant:

The question should have been cast the other way round; let me remind you, Igbos do not hate Buhari, this is not a matter of APC or PDP, Islam or Christianity, Igbos simply hate bad business, and they know one when they see one.

An Igbo man does not care much about offices or scholarships, just don't mess with his business, his profit is part of his life. Here, we have a man who banned importation and preached "patronize made in Nigeria", then he went against his words, how can a business man trust such a fellow?

He won an election and the first gesture is labelling one 5%, why should I not be weary of such a neighbour? Then went ahead to sideline in obvious discrimination yet you call my hater the hated, unbelievable!

Let me use this medium and enlighten those blurred fellows above typing " Fulani and Islam" as reason, perhaps, Yaradua is Christian and Atiku is Igbo, Saraki is from Enugu. I am also surprise you mentioned civil war in 2019, I think I have read enough books on that 1967-1970 attempted genocide and Buhari was never identified as a force to reckon with, he is just like anybody. Don't go there.

Did you also say he tarred all roads in Abia, Enugu, Anambra, Imo and Ebonyi? Wow! I never knew State government was also supposed to tar federal roads. My dear, FG tarred their roads in South East Nigeria, Buhari didn't do anything, get it straight.

After all said, your question should be, "why is there so much hatred for the South east by Buhari"? When you ask this, we will leave the problem and search for solution.

Gracias.

First of all, I want to apologize on behalf of Jumia for such an experience you had and would love to offer you an apology voucher but you said you will never shop with Jumia again.

Secondly, Jumia is just an online shop that owns no property, item, goods or whatever you can call them. Jumia just get orders from you, source for these items from vendors (local and international) and bring the items to you.

Thirdly, Jumia has return policy where you can return defective items within 7 days from the day of delivery. If you had called to complain to Jumia, a return will be initiated, a complete refund will be made to you and there won't be need for this act.

In addition, it is not fair to seek justice in an unjust way, that is inhumane, tit for tat is a rough play. Once again, sorry for the experience, give Jumia one more try.

I cannot see anything incriminating here. Is it now a crime for a youth to own cellphones and laptops?

I mean, except for those fake notes, all other things are normal possessions of every adult.

By the way, I can see a pavilion HP dm4 there, I wish I can just take the keyboard and fix my own here.

Good morning able and experienced academicians.

I have an O'level challenge I want to clarify:
I am currently a graduate, but I am ashamed of my O'level result though I had 6 credits including Math and English.

I want to resit for another one next year but I want to know, if I'm to apply for a scholarship or job per say later on would I be able to present the new result as O'level and will they accept it since I graduated before my O'level?

Please, I need various answers to this question. Thank you.
Fynestboi
Richiez.

Until I receive a text to resume duty at INEC office, I don't believe it.

There are ways that seem good to man but the end leads to destruction.

desvi:
please don't have children for him they will suffer in such an environment

Your moniker should be "devil" not desvi.

Introduced to me by a friend and I was a guest for about three years but I registered because Bifrost always talked about comments (2016) since then, I have been addicted.

Me that cannot even drive a car.
Who will teach me (Lagos)?

oruma19:
lol... Wow. So application closed 2 weeks ago and they already employed people? I tot there is a process of writing teats and interviews? It is well o

They told us to wait for shortlisting, exam and all.

We are still waiting... Even NNPC are posting us but we must be feeding, no matter what.

oruma19:
u get sense. U rily sabi naija. Do u know that Nigerian customs have done employment? I know a very pretty lady they just employed last week, later u will see the advert for employment. I am waiting for the advert so I will expose them. Idiotic Nigerian leaders

You're waiting for an advert that application closed less than two weeks ago?

I am in need of a company, whether small or big that can offer me internship opportunity in Lagos.
Any organisation whose business concerns any of these:
Web development
Graphics design
Social entrepreneurship
Sustainable development.
Please, help and suggest one for me or link me if you have the connection.
I am a university graduate in the social and environmental science subfield, I have basic knowledge of HTML 5, CSS, Quantum GIS, Adobe Photoshop.
Thank you Nairalanders.

I am in need of a company, whether small or big that can offer me internship opportunity in Lagos.
Any organisation whose business concerns any of these:
Web development
Graphics design
Social entrepreneurship
Sustainable development.
Please, help and suggest one for me or link me if you have the connection.
I am a university graduate in the social and environmental science subfield, I have basic knowledge of HTML 5, CSS, Quantum GIS, Adobe Photoshop.
Thank you Nairalanders.

I don't even know what is wrong with their site since morning.

NobleAngell:
So we still have people with such mentality? What if she's a virgin and also a disaster in the kitchen, a nag, very untidy, malicious, and can't hold an intelligent conversation for up to 30 seconds?
I'm not against virgins. As a matter of fact, virginity is a good thing. But it shouldn't be top priority, there are many other things to worry about.

I can supplement, complement and teach her all those things, but I can never have the virginity she didn't come with.

Team VirginWife

Ometi:
Guys, please help me out. The network was very bad when I was registering, finally got a mail that I had registered, but I couldn't proceed with the application. wanted to start it some days later, and I saw that my verification had expired and when I tried it yesterday night, only saw error page, that I had been temporary banned from their site. what should I do now? Any hope for me to continue with the application?

Create a new mail in your phone or whatever you're using and start all over.

lilianofentse:
If this makes Frontpage I'll deactivate this account. Quote me
Modified : fxxk

Ofe nsi, I'm quoting from front-page, do the necessary.

Modified: Is that you standing there? I was told NL girls no fine reach Bobrisky; they lied.

Rosarie:
The sister is just jealous the younger is sexier and exposed.
Most senior ones who are unesscaryily harsh are jealous of their younger ones surpassing them.
Look deep

You almost made sense but derailed into nowhere. I score you no point for having "jealous, Surpassing and younger" in same sentence over such a topic.

gospi:
A female home tutor is needed at 5th Avenue Festac Lagos.To teach two kids :Pry 6 and Pry 2. For three days in a week .Mondays ,Wednesdays and Fridays .
Time 5pm - 7pm.

I need someone who stays or works around Festac.
Interested persons should Whatsapp me on 08160903487.

Tezboi, see job.

vheckthor1:
mail sent already

Send to these two guys above.