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Education / Re: This Research Meme Got Me Cracking by churchee: 10:54pm On Aug 01, 2019

No sir. What's the GIST?
No wahala, forget.
Education / Re: This Research Meme Got Me Cracking by churchee: 9:58pm On Jul 31, 2019
GISpro are you based in Lagos? lets talk na
Education / Re: 4 Banks Offer University Scholarships To Top 100 UTME Candidates by churchee: 12:48pm On Jul 30, 2019
EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
my brother scored 330 in the just concluded UTME.
how do I link him up to benefit from this?

Which is your problem; reading or understanding?
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Thelma Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija House by churchee: 11:54pm On Jul 28, 2019
danjalingo:
What's my own?
Your own is with the Fulanis, they will soon visit you.
See them, from Kona matching to ATC.
grin
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Trains With Locals Where He Grew Up In Jos(photos) by churchee: 10:21pm On Jul 27, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Ahmed Musa, the almajiri boy who rose from playing on the roads of Bukuru to wearing the shirt number of the GOAT for the national team.

Ahmed please in the spirit of remembering your humble beginnings can you at least change that Honda for your first wife Jamila.

Lolz

you're one of the many reasons I visit nairaland. You're comic and deep. How the hell did you know about the Honda.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Isn't This The Best Answer On Why You’re Leaving Your Current Workplace? by churchee: 10:28pm On Jul 25, 2019
hannysur8:
Auto -correct is shit, thanks Ode
Auto correct also changed career to carrier abi?

onye ara.
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Shares Transformation Photos (Throwback) by churchee: 10:40pm On Jul 24, 2019
But you don't have beards.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija And Its Mysterious Selection Process by churchee: 10:23am On Jul 24, 2019
omamush:
What about efe?
Which is your problem: Reading or Comprehension?
Appalling youth.

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Phones / Re: Hello Please Should I Buy This Phone My Budget Is 495,000 Naira by churchee: 11:00am On Jul 21, 2019
Life is so funny I lost my humour! Imagine a fellow like me budgeting #500k for a phone, to make calls that a phone of 4k will do, to surf the web that phones of 20k will do, to skype that phones of 30k will do.

On the other hand, I'm struggling with a job of 40k that transportation chops off 40%.

No! It's not fair, but I shall be fair in my judgement.

Let the giver of wealth do as he pleases.

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Romance / Re: Are Nurses Really Promiscuous? by churchee: 11:33pm On Jul 16, 2019
mrblessed:
This question of yours is not properly framed. You clearly don't have substantiative evidence that nurses are promiscuous, why ask as if you are cocksure about the promiscuity of nurses? A better rendering of the question -- since you aren't sure about the versimiltude of the topic -- should read, "Why does the stereotype of female nurses' promiscuity endure, even when evidence, as your case study reveals, is widely incoherent and nakedly paltry?"

Oyibo ���

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Crime / Re: Albanian Cocaine Gangs Flaunt Flashy Cars To Entice Criminals To UK by churchee: 11:32am On Jul 16, 2019
Mckandre:
i know that black guy in the 1st picture must be a Nigerian

If he's Nigerian then he's a developer.
Politics / Re: Why Do Igbos Hate Buhari? - Mustapha Gembu, Hausa Activist by churchee: 7:59pm On Jul 13, 2019
Too bad this is a topic of discourse. Well, let's call it Facebook rant:

The question should have been cast the other way round; let me remind you, Igbos do not hate Buhari, this is not a matter of APC or PDP, Islam or Christianity, Igbos simply hate bad business, and they know one when they see one.

An Igbo man does not care much about offices or scholarships, just don't mess with his business, his profit is part of his life. Here, we have a man who banned importation and preached "patronize made in Nigeria", then he went against his words, how can a business man trust such a fellow?

He won an election and the first gesture is labelling one 5%, why should I not be weary of such a neighbour? Then went ahead to sideline in obvious discrimination yet you call my hater the hated, unbelievable!

Let me use this medium and enlighten those blurred fellows above typing " Fulani and Islam" as reason, perhaps, Yaradua is Christian and Atiku is Igbo, Saraki is from Enugu. I am also surprise you mentioned civil war in 2019, I think I have read enough books on that 1967-1970 attempted genocide and Buhari was never identified as a force to reckon with, he is just like anybody. Don't go there.

Did you also say he tarred all roads in Abia, Enugu, Anambra, Imo and Ebonyi? Wow! I never knew State government was also supposed to tar federal roads. My dear, FG tarred their roads in South East Nigeria, Buhari didn't do anything, get it straight.

After all said, your question should be, "why is there so much hatred for the South east by Buhari"? When you ask this, we will leave the problem and search for solution.

Gracias.

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Phones / Re: Jumia Is SCAM - My Story by churchee: 11:49pm On Jul 04, 2019
First of all, I want to apologize on behalf of Jumia for such an experience you had and would love to offer you an apology voucher but you said you will never shop with Jumia again.

Secondly, Jumia is just an online shop that owns no property, item, goods or whatever you can call them. Jumia just get orders from you, source for these items from vendors (local and international) and bring the items to you.

Thirdly, Jumia has return policy where you can return defective items within 7 days from the day of delivery. If you had called to complain to Jumia, a return will be initiated, a complete refund will be made to you and there won't be need for this act.

In addition, it is not fair to seek justice in an unjust way, that is inhumane, tit for tat is a rough play. Once again, sorry for the experience, give Jumia one more try.

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Crime / Re: Five Yahoo Boys Arrested in Enugu. See items recovered by churchee: 7:06am On Jun 20, 2019
I cannot see anything incriminating here. Is it now a crime for a youth to own cellphones and laptops?

I mean, except for those fake notes, all other things are normal possessions of every adult.

By the way, I can see a pavilion HP dm4 there, I wish I can just take the keyboard and fix my own here.

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Education / Academic Professionals, Come In Here. by churchee: 6:34am On Jun 20, 2019
Good morning able and experienced academicians.

I have an O'level challenge I want to clarify:
I am currently a graduate, but I am ashamed of my O'level result though I had 6 credits including Math and English.

I want to resit for another one next year but I want to know, if I'm to apply for a scholarship or job per say later on would I be able to present the new result as O'level and will they accept it since I graduated before my O'level?

Please, I need various answers to this question. Thank you.
Fynestboi
Richiez.
Politics / Re: INEC Announces Automatic Employment For Corpers by churchee: 2:38pm On Jun 17, 2019
Until I receive a text to resume duty at INEC office, I don't believe it.
Religion / Re: Being The Odd One In A Sex-infested Society by churchee: 9:53am On Jun 16, 2019
There are ways that seem good to man but the end leads to destruction.

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Family / Re: My Husband Is Torturing Me Emotionally by churchee: 10:10pm On Jun 10, 2019
desvi:
please don't have children for him they will suffer in such an environment
Your moniker should be "devil" not desvi.

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Webmasters / Re: Nairalanders, How Did You Discover Nairaland? by churchee: 7:04am On May 26, 2019
Introduced to me by a friend and I was a guest for about three years but I registered because Bifrost always talked about comments (2016) since then, I have been addicted.

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Travel / Re: 9 Things To Bear In Mind When Reversing Your Car by churchee: 9:50am On May 22, 2019
Me that cannot even drive a car.
Who will teach me (Lagos)?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by churchee: 9:00am On May 22, 2019
oruma19:
lol... Wow. So application closed 2 weeks ago and they already employed people? I tot there is a process of writing teats and interviews? It is well o

They told us to wait for shortlisting, exam and all.

We are still waiting... Even NNPC are posting us but we must be feeding, no matter what.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by churchee: 8:27pm On May 21, 2019
oruma19:
u get sense. U rily sabi naija. Do u know that Nigerian customs have done employment? I know a very pretty lady they just employed last week, later u will see the advert for employment. I am waiting for the advert so I will expose them. Idiotic Nigerian leaders

You're waiting for an advert that application closed less than two weeks ago?

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Career / Help With Internship Opportunity In Lagos by churchee: 9:54am On May 06, 2019
I am in need of a company, whether small or big that can offer me internship opportunity in Lagos.
Any organisation whose business concerns any of these:
Web development
Graphics design
Social entrepreneurship
Sustainable development.
Please, help and suggest one for me or link me if you have the connection.
I am a university graduate in the social and environmental science subfield, I have basic knowledge of HTML 5, CSS, Quantum GIS, Adobe Photoshop.
Thank you Nairalanders.
Jobs/Vacancies / Help With Internship Opportunity In Lagos by churchee: 9:47am On May 06, 2019
I am in need of a company, whether small or big that can offer me internship opportunity in Lagos.
Any organisation whose business concerns any of these:
Web development
Graphics design
Social entrepreneurship
Sustainable development.
Please, help and suggest one for me or link me if you have the connection.
I am a university graduate in the social and environmental science subfield, I have basic knowledge of HTML 5, CSS, Quantum GIS, Adobe Photoshop.
Thank you Nairalanders.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst And Young (EY) 2019 Graduate Recruitment by churchee: 7:07pm On Apr 30, 2019
I don't even know what is wrong with their site since morning.
Romance / Re: Virginity Is The Best Wedding Gift Any Man Would Receive, Says Nigerian Man by churchee: 5:48pm On Apr 25, 2019
NobleAngell:
So we still have people with such mentality? What if she's a virgin and also a disaster in the kitchen, a nag, very untidy, malicious, and can't hold an intelligent conversation for up to 30 seconds?
I'm not against virgins. As a matter of fact, virginity is a good thing. But it shouldn't be top priority, there are many other things to worry about.
I can supplement, complement and teach her all those things, but I can never have the virginity she didn't come with.

Team VirginWife

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by churchee: 8:10am On Apr 25, 2019
Ometi:
Guys, please help me out. The network was very bad when I was registering, finally got a mail that I had registered, but I couldn't proceed with the application. wanted to start it some days later, and I saw that my verification had expired and when I tried it yesterday night, only saw error page, that I had been temporary banned from their site. what should I do now? Any hope for me to continue with the application?

Create a new mail in your phone or whatever you're using and start all over.
Romance / Re: Wedding Guest Slammed For "Dancing Too Much" by churchee: 12:48pm On Apr 23, 2019
lilianofentse:
If this makes Frontpage I'll deactivate this account. Quote me
Modified : fxxk

Ofe nsi, I'm quoting from front-page, do the necessary.

Modified: Is that you standing there? I was told NL girls no fine reach Bobrisky; they lied.
Fashion / Re: Lady Tears Her Younger Sister’s Transparent Nightie, Explains Why by churchee: 12:37pm On Apr 23, 2019
Rosarie:
The sister is just jealous the younger is sexier and exposed.
Most senior ones who are unesscaryily harsh are jealous of their younger ones surpassing them.
Look deep
You almost made sense but derailed into nowhere. I score you no point for having "jealous, Surpassing and younger" in same sentence over such a topic.

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Politics / Re: Show More Respect To Buhari, Goodluck Jonathan Tells Omokri by churchee: 7:36am On Apr 23, 2019
gospi:
A female home tutor is needed at 5th Avenue Festac Lagos.To teach two kids :Pry 6 and Pry 2. For three days in a week .Mondays ,Wednesdays and Fridays .
Time 5pm - 7pm.

I need someone who stays or works around Festac.
Interested persons should Whatsapp me on 08160903487.

Tezboi, see job.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Polaris Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2019 by churchee: 12:41pm On Apr 21, 2019
vheckthor1:
mail sent already
Send to these two guys above.

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