iCauseTrouble:
Nairaland is now so boring and useless that no sensible posts makes Frontpage again.
For the past 2 weeks, it has always been University pictures where the students are on strike. What value will the pictures add to us?

jhoeldony:
Think UK used laptops... look no further

silento:
I did transfer of 90 last two weeks Sunday till today access bank has been forming we don't care on the matter the person that suppose to get this money has been , calling and disturbing abeg is there a way to report a bank about his kind issue

Babatunde40:
Nice list. Drake is from Canada. Canadians are already doing hit songs in the US. I look forward to seeing a Nigerian coming from Canada and doing hits in the US. It might be me sha, when i get to Canada. Online dating can help me get Canada link.

I am making progress already with my online dating. I got inspired to start online dating after a Canadian magazine reported that online dating has gone up due to lockdowns and it is the top way people in Canada meet now. People are indoors. To keep themselves busy, they are switching to online dating.

One of the sites mentioned is Bit Mistress (Mostly for Canadian members. See Image below)

I registered. I have being meeting new people. My goal this month is to get 1 serious lover from Canada. Someone to help me escape from 9ja when all this corona stuff is over.

Ejima1:
lol, what else do you want

iammo:
how are we sure the 14 days seat at home would have any major effect on the virus

Witcher:
the moniker above is US and Europe dumping ground too because he send it there. Let's us desist from this Nigeria frame of mind. This Jack ma also donated this same masks and kits to USA none of American nagging on it whether it was infected or not. We have to be extraordinary careful... Cos the virus came from China, In short we just have to think about it before we can accept those kits. I still don't know why you people are thinking like this.. Are we the only country that were given this masks and kits?

johnmartus:
I'm from Isiala Ngwu in Abia state. Please ignore this bastard called kanu.

Kanu is a thief I will still expose him here someday. If you like call me yoloba Muslim or Afonja terrorist.

Centcanada:
I have not done my own ooo. Where can I do mind please?

pryme:


The only translation is I see here is that you are a weak, and spinless male that can't tell a woman to go jump.
You are seeking acceptance from low life and good for nothing females.
Whatever happened to looking them in the eye and telling them you dont have any to spare?

Millenniumlady:
Just carry enough gifts and money with you i bet she might have told them a lot about you how kind and generous you're.....Make sure you meet up to her standard's when going goodluck

Abfinest007:
confront d guy in d present of ur girl let him deny it.u will know who is lying among d two of them.

SpecialAdviser:
I would have said I pray where his soul is is worse than that but I have a rethink.

The guy may have had good intention not knowing how stupid the people he is amalgamating is. America's strength is in their unity but unfortunately blacks will always have one way or the other being black.


Its unfortunate.

haywire07:
Upon all the curses, these rich people keep excelling. Oluwa, I don't mind this kind of position too

See this one above me. His laying curse and his subscription will end tomorrow morning.

Lamanii22:


Being single is not a curse..

creolehunt:
Why are you sounding like you are been violated or in a helpless situation?

So the girl comes to your house unannounced, pulls your penìs out of your short, pushes you to the bed or whatever and slide your penìs into her vagìna, when she is done, she cleans herself up nd leave? If this isn't how it happens, then you should be whipped for boring us with a non issue.

On the flip side, perhaps she isn't having sex with the new guy. Maybe she even told him she is a virgin

Crooked world.

seunlayi:
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The Otondo must be very attractive to make this man loose guard which probably made the Proprietor to lie to the corper to follow him home to see a good place where she can be sleeping while madam was not around....... The mam opened the door for the devil.

A female client that I supposed to deliver a doc which I forgot at home agreed that she will come for it the next day but just before she left, a call came to my phone where I told my wife friend that my wife is at her place waiting for her. My client immediately stopped going away, she insisted after the call that she need the documents immediately that she will carry me back to my home to pick it, I said OK, let me call my wife to go home and bring it, she refused, she did she will drive me home, I started suspecting her. Just to confirm, I strategically placed my phone video camera on and went to the next office pretending I wanted to tell someone that I m going back home.....less than 5 minutes, I returned, sat down, quickly scan thru the recorded video to see her adjusting herself for a perceived sexual exploit with me. I stood up, told her that I m gong home alone to bring the docs,..... She changed the Look on her face and disappeared for a week.


Moral lessons: Prevention is better than sacrifice. Don't over trust yourself and believe that there is no privacy, that whatever you do, their is an eye watching you

Better man, never give Devil a chance. That fellow is very fast.

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Dozie32:
Feels like visiting Africa again

Danwakae:



Is skales from the north ?

Davash222:
As pretty as @Sickeningggg she still spent $70 on a guy she met on Tinder. But, you with protruded belly, fat, ugly with fake lashes and Weavons would still demand for Chicken and chips or Barbecue fish with Big stout on a first date. Olosho Oleburuku, omo ale!!

DSoj:
Why him dey vex.... ?
its like our Nigerian Super Eagles playing against Brazil. We will know our team cannot win against Brazil but we will still buy jersey, go to stadium and cheer them.
It's not fake love. Its hope and patriotism.
When Brazil eventually wins as expected realistically, we will now confess we knew we wouldnt win.
But to tell that to our boys before the match, it will dampen their spirit and will be unpatriotic.

So Burna should STFU! He was up against a Real Bigger by far African Global Giant and other world acclaimed stars.
We cheered him on cos we love him and if he had won, we would have celebrated him.

We still love him sha.