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Food / Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got: Dice Cake Version by churchee: 2:44pm On Jan 02, 2020
It is similar to ordering for Tonto Dike and when she lands, you meet Bob Risky

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Religion / Re: Four Nigerian Pastors That Do Not Collect Tithes In Their Churches by churchee: 10:57am On Jan 01, 2020
They are all wrong! How then should the church grow? How about the faith involved in tithing or is tithing a man-made invention?

I will not go to those churches.

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Politics / Re: Ex-EFCC Twitter Handler,Fshaw Buys A House In Canada After Leaving Nigeria by churchee: 10:54am On Jan 01, 2020
So happy for him. The moment he quits working for EFCC, I un-followed them immediately; Twitter is for fun and nothing more. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah Loses 300 Fishes (photos, Video) by churchee: 1:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
For 8 years you have been farming and gaining, we didn't see it on gram, just small calabash that was shook on you, you are disturbing us.



How is Timaya? by the way.
Romance / Re: Another Man Is After My Girlfriend by churchee: 1:52pm On Dec 30, 2019
And you said you are a graduate? Grow up, leave woman and live life.


What is love?
Crime / Re: Texas Church Shooting: One Killed Before Gunman Shot Dead By Churchgoer by churchee: 1:45pm On Dec 30, 2019
Wait, you mean a church goer killed a killer? That is evil and a great sin against the most High.
What happens to the turn the other cheek when one struck your cheek? What about the pray for your enemy? What do they even teach them there? What happens to LOVE? i am ashamed of this act by the parishioner.



The church would have gone out to hire one of the Islamic terrorists with murder right to do the retaliation for them.
Churchee

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Politics / Re: Gowon: Chimamanda Adichie, Others Distorting Nigeria’s History by churchee: 7:34pm On Dec 27, 2019
Kestolove:
She dont hv sense

Shame on you if this is all you have to say. I doubt if you even read that piece above.

That Indomie sense of yours!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do Nigerian Youths Survive Without Having Jobs by churchee: 12:58pm On Dec 27, 2019
kings59:
There is no need to form online or on a social media, the truth is that I haven't gotten a job.

I reside in lagos, I do apply for jobs, but I haven't gotten any.

I just hope i get one.

I wish to work in a bank, to be a banker or work in a telecom company. Sincerely, I am very hard working, I don't joke with punctuality, i even work under stress. I font allow personal reasons to affect me.


I do pray also, with faith, prayers and being optimistic, I am gonna make it.

graduated 2015, served October 2016 - Nov 2017.

I hope 2020 would bring good news.

Sorry man, it will be fine. Patience while praying will help you push on till you hit that jackpot Job.

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Crime / Re: My Apartment Was Robbed In A Very Mysterious Way! by churchee: 11:31am On Dec 27, 2019
Mike4S:
Thanks for the support. What about the idea of going to write down statement?

I'd advise you go give police statement. This is because it may happen again since you are just new and you are welcomed with such a 'good' treat. The advantage is that when next it happens, supposing the person is caught, you may claim he is responsible for the previous one (which is possible or might know who did it) but you cannot lay that claim if you don't have police statement (evidence).

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Romance / Re: Bride-To-Be Turns Pure Water Seller In Pre-Wedding Pictures by churchee: 5:05pm On Dec 26, 2019
Michelle55:
What's creative about this pictures? undecided does it mean that without pre-wedding nonsense, the marriage won't work out or what? People spend their entire resources(some borrowing), time and energy preparing for wedding while they forget that marriage is the real deal and not wedding.

Any man that suggest this rubbish to me is a goner, I've got no time for public stunt undecided if you can't accept low key occasion,ogbeni park well joor

When you successfully get a boyfriend of your own, we will take you serious.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Workers Decorated Their Workplace With Creative Christmas Trees by churchee: 9:01pm On Dec 22, 2019
grin
Explorers:
Xmas tree of tyres by soldiers serving.

Soldier thing dey always dey different
Politics / Re: Anambra State Government Inaugurates Awka Millenium City(photos) by churchee: 9:02am On Dec 21, 2019
osamz007:
I wish Taraba can copy this

Taraba can copy but they cannot paste. You know why? Because, the only rich people in Taraba are politicians. Thank God some of them are now wise to begin business with looted monies. Yet, buying and selling is not the type of investment Taraba needs, not bread factories, not block industries, not water factories, Taraba deserves better.
But Darius is much concerned with cucumber and Highland tea, thank God for Uche Obi keeping entertainment lively in Jalingo. Come to think of it, where does Taraba need mega city for? Because Jalingo is the only remaining security free LGA and with the linking of Jalingo and Lau LGA via Mayo Dassa (Kona), do you see how vulnerable Jalingo was some months back?

Do you also observe that Jalingo is becoming empty compared to Jalingo of 2009-2015? When peace became scarce, Igbo people left, businesses dropped and more people left to nearby LGAs and now, Jalingo is becoming expensive for ordinary man.
Politics / Re: Danjuma: If I Talk About Nigeria, Nobody Will Sleep Again by churchee: 9:47am On Dec 20, 2019
Nonsense! Have I been sleeping before? How can I sleep under the bridge? No way, I stay awake all night and work all day.

undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Celebrates 25th Birthday Today - Shares Pictures by churchee: 10:28am On Dec 19, 2019
sanemind4:
happy birthday to him


meanwhile...

500GB External Hard drive for sale,with comes with movies on purchase,different genre, in High Definition

How much are you selling?
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Reconciles With Tekno And Ubi Franklin At His New EP Launch In Lagos by churchee: 8:11pm On Dec 06, 2019
Kiddinpoh:
I am emotionally down right now... Sowore is trending right now. They kidnapped (not arrest oo) someone in a court room. Someone that has FEMI FALANA as a barrister.. Do you think you are safe? PDP or APC, Sowore is evil with his words or not, let us stand up against this barbarism. I am bleeding.


You may bleed to hell please.
Sowore? That useless wannabe!
Education / Re: Python Killed In Tai Solarin University Of Education (TASUED) by churchee: 7:49pm On Dec 04, 2019
tonye33:
Y'all that eat snakes, how do you do it?

Delicious! Tastes like Titus fish cheesy
Sports / Re: CAF Unveils Shortlist For 2019 Awards by churchee: 7:47pm On Dec 04, 2019
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Car Talk / Re: How Was Your First Driving Experience? by churchee: 6:59pm On Dec 02, 2019
presh001:
The experience get K-Leg....
At the field...

The boy that did ring bearer(6years) for me was something else...
My husband put hurdles/obstacles and asked me not to knock them down and other drive talks. The little lad was inside the car with me, as I wanted to hit one of the obstacles this boy just picked on me "Aunty, u nuh dey see the stick wey brother put for there? Ah-think en tell you say make you nuh hit am? U nuh dey see when he dey drive his own?" I nah replied him "IB, nah your talk-talk dey confuse"... "Na talk I dey talk I nuh dey touch the car oh, nuh be when brother ask you, you go say na me do you oh.... Even set when brother dey drive I dey follow am talk but the go still dey drive well"�����
The young man frustrated me and was a challenge because I wanted to prove to him that I can make it...


On lanes...
Bike men are demons.... Evil people... By and by na only two bike men I use car kiss(I didn't knock them down)

grin cheesy cheesy grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: He Called After 5 Years In The US (read) by churchee: 6:48pm On Dec 02, 2019
PotatoSalad:

Shut the hell up

It is you that should shut up if you can actually say anything.

Life is hard to itself not to imagine it on beings, learn to give and forget, it is not hard.
Nairaland / General / Re: He Called After 5 Years In The US (read) by churchee: 6:43pm On Dec 02, 2019
duduade:
At least he called you and promised to fund your account on Monday...


Mine.... I made sure I swore for him.. He eventually called me seven years later.. saying it seemed he was cursed, nothing was working for him.. He even had to come back to Nigeria.. He actually needed me to pray for him..

Shame on you! You can actually do better if God should ever place someone under your care because as far as conscience and religion are concerned, you failed this one test God gave you.
Education / Re: Federal Government Colleges Oldies Alone:signin Here(pro Unitate) by churchee: 4:21pm On Nov 29, 2019
Federal Science and Technical College (FSTC), Jalingo, Taraba state.


We are here...
Education / Re: FUTO Student Who Made An Airplane Has Been Offered Scholarship To America by churchee: 4:15pm On Nov 29, 2019
Congratulations but if I were the one, I won't take it.
For the love of my country, Nigeria, I cannot and will not leave its shore. One Nigeria, especially as nwa afor Igbo, Buhari is doing well for us so I have to stay put.

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Man Weds Lady Who Helped Him With Transport Fare 6 Year Ago by churchee: 2:57pm On Nov 29, 2019
So I will finally marry this lady that paid for my fare in Obalende?

Girl was unexpectedly kind I almost ask her out in my utter brokeness. grin grin grin
Travel / Re: 20 Facts About Airports, Airlines And Air Travelling by churchee: 7:20pm On Nov 28, 2019
Am still cruising GUO, Ezenwata, Ifesinachi and Peace. Once God picks this call, I will change to Air Peace.

Like if you wish to upgrade to Air level in 2020.

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Politics / Re: Again, IMF Warns Nigeria Against Rising Debts by churchee: 12:28pm On Nov 28, 2019
ekwuemendinso:
Why won't they since someone recovered approx. 350 million dollars loots from Abacha; shared the same within one month to imaginary poor Nigerians and still went back after one week to borrow 350 million dollars from China for infrastructural developments!!

Not done yet, Ikoyi gate money disappeared. Magu has been recovering billions of naira but only on Newspaper pages. What of money from single treasury accounts? IPSS? Crude oil sales? Fuel subsidy? And on and on.

Yet, boarders are closed for periferial reasons, yet rice in Aso rock villa is purely foreign rice. Or let Buhari or Osibanjo swear they did not eat foreign rice yesterday night around 8:30pm? Presidency is sacking it's citizens from work...
People are been/about been sent to prisons just for voicing out... Statesmen are silent, the president is always on the plane (Mr. Tourism)....

This country is strategically losing it; doomely doomed as our future is aptly mortgaged... Who can save us?

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Sports / Re: 2019 FIFA Beach Soccer: Brazil Defeats Nigeria 12 - 2 In Paraguay by churchee: 6:20pm On Nov 27, 2019
Why and how did we get into the competition from the outset?

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Celebrities / Re: Former Orange Seller Ayomide Looks Dope In New Photos by churchee: 6:17pm On Nov 27, 2019
He probably was selling oranges he never could taste, if he ever taste them, it is usually the spoilt ones. Unknown to him, his own life will one day be sweeter than the sweet oranges he never could have tasted.

Hallelujah to the Almighty.
Education / Re: Which Of These Courses Should She Choose? by churchee: 3:11pm On Nov 26, 2019
Younghacka:
My Younger Sister Applied For Nursing At A University, Unfortunately Her Score Was Not Up To The Cut-Off.

We Went To The Admission Office Of The School Today Due To A Message She Received And They Offered To Change It To Either:

Pure/Applied Chemistry
Mathematics
Science Education
Physics
Agric Faculty (Crop Prod./Soil Science, Fishery, Animal Science)
.
We Are A Little Confused As To Which Has A Better Career Prospective. Advice Needed Urgently As We Want To Do A Change Of Course Tommorrow.

Thanks.

Your question is one thing but my answer is another thing but very important.
Be patient, I repeat, be patient!
Let the girl in question decide if she really wants to practice nursing or not, if she loves the profession, then let her wait for another JAMB; it is better she begins practicing at a later year than to graduate earlier from a course she has no interest in.

Few years ago I accepted an admission offer from my dream university, University of Nigeria, Nsukka after I have refused two different courses from Unizik and Taraba state university. I was happy to be a Lion but studying a course out of Parkinson's choice. I was pressured to accept this one because my cut off was not up to the required for Computer Science, and that I may register for JAMB again while in school. Fast forward to four years later, I lost interest in rewriting JAMB and became a graduate, served and alone now.
Here, I am stuck with Geography degree that is almost irrelevant, I am regretting this choice now and thinking of how to undo it. I am now a graduate so it's more difficult for me to switch back because of responsibilities and all.

So you see, if you let this girl make a wrong choice now, you will put her in a more difficult situation to turn around.

Be patient, let her wait for another JAMB if she loves Nursing.

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Car Talk / Re: Policeman Scratched A Man's Lamborghini In Lagos Traffic (Video) by churchee: 2:31pm On Nov 26, 2019
DrNueLpureHoney:


Lwkmd.... My brother... God's plan go happen

Correct man, God's plan surpasses all. Good luck man.

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Car Talk / Re: Policeman Scratched A Man's Lamborghini In Lagos Traffic (Video) by churchee: 2:28pm On Nov 26, 2019
wayne22:
You don scratch my car
Gbese....
The camera man is a clown
But he shouldn't have slap the police.


You mean he slapped the policeman? angry
once I get enough mb, I will come and watch. grin
Car Talk / Re: Policeman Scratched A Man's Lamborghini In Lagos Traffic (Video) by churchee: 2:25pm On Nov 26, 2019
DrNueLpureHoney:
Chaiiii....This a case of, "You dOn hit my car... Oyinbo repete "....Undoubtedly, Poverty is a sin oooh... See how the Nigga was dashed the policeman better slap.

Baba God please pick up our call oooh.. Make we buy dz kinda car and even the one wey big pass am real soon.

Call or whatsapp 0"8"0"92"15"19'59 if you need Pure Original Unadulterated Honey..

Is it with this your honey you want to buy Lamborghini? You are not serious grin
Family / Re: How Can I Stop Helping My Cousin Without Feeling Guilty About Her Kids? by churchee: 2:10pm On Nov 26, 2019
Built2last:
I was in this your mess for 9 years. Every Family member called me for school fees and feeding money.

My wife could not understand why i have chosen to bear the burden of everyone.

I couldn't do major investments i needed to do. Sometimes delayed paying salaries of my staff.

2015. i went home and visited all my uncles, told them to choose a business they can do and i will settle them with it. on the condition that they do not call me for money again. My wife suggested that. Made sure their wives were in agreement with what their husbands have agreed. in fact, my eldest uncle said the wife will run the business.

They were excited about it but never knew i will get them to sign that i won't be contacted for money after i settle them. Got one of my cousins to run the project. i never gave the money to any of them because they will tell me stories that touch.

When the shops were paid for and well stocked, i went back and called a meeting. they all got to know that their requests have been granted.

what i wanted to achieve was desire to succeed among them. Again, didn't want anyone to think i was giving money to A and not to B.

Setting up those businesses for them cost me millions but was a life saver for me.

Nobody disturbs me for money anymore. My own business is free from unnecessary stress.

I wanted them to know that making money is not easy. The lesson is well served.

I only remember their kids in Christmas.

if you like born 100 kids. not my business anymore. If the business fails. Their kids will descend on them.

Bro, free yourself. you will wake up at 50 to discover your retirement is close and nothing to enjoy in your old age.

Am still young and single but I have read this piece three times, I have taken a cue against an impending scenario because even without acquiring much, I am seeing the possibility of this 'torn' happening, especially from people who are not even directly related to me.

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