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My cousin wants to sell a very clean used Lenovo Thinkpad T61 series that was sent to him from the USA Specs: 80gb HDD 2gb ram Intel(R)Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7500 @2.20Ghz 32-bit OS Windows Vista but he has upgraded it to Windows 7 No webcam, Bluetooth: Yes WLAN: Yes Battery: up to 2hrs What considerable price can he tag on this Laptop?? People are already offering 40-45k,is it fair enough? |
Whats the catch?? |
Yeah,they say Change is the only constant thing,but I must say that this change is no change at all and I totally dislike it. The color theme is annoying and not encouraging at all,Signatures:how mighty they are is no longer there,Navigation is nothing compared to the old Nairaland,and I get notifications in my email on new posts to threads,Is the function in this new NL I think not...in fact I no gbadun this new NL @ all @ all,make I no lie.Old NL pls come back.... ![]() |
Lexusgs430: Do not try any more codes, or else you will block the phone. What you need to do is Google and download a blackberry logger program unto your computer, launch program, then retrieve mep code + imie number, I will give you the unlock code. How come you used up 9 attempts without seeking help? , its showing 0 Mep now,we found out too late that pressing the red(end/power) button repeatedly makes the Mep count reduce too ![]() What can we do now? Someone suggested resetting it might solve the problem and bring the Mep count back to 10,is this true? If yes how can we carry out factory reset? and lastly how can we get d Mep code? I tried downloading the logger program you recommended but the download won't start. Expecting your reply. Thank you |
My cousin was sent a BB bold 9700 from the USA and when we inserted a sim it kept asking for "Network MEP code" and gave 10 attempts,so far we have tried all d codes on the SIM pack and we are now left with just 1 attempt and we dont want to lock the phone,please what do we do?? |
my GOD!!!! I Feel like spraying all of them with sulphuric acid, amidst all the sufferings,agonies in the Land,they still acquire posh toys, na subsidy moni dey talk so oh!!! GOD HELP US!!!! WHEN WILL THIS RUBBISH STOP?? I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE,MOST OF THE DECISION MAKING LEADERS IN NIGERIA ARE NOT HUMANS BUT DEMONS IN FLESH, WHO CAN DOUBT IT NOW ![]() |
Na wah oh, sum ppl want make we dey tell Nursery jokes here, its a pirry, Oops!! I 4got, we all got diff IQ's sha, ![]() |
Lol, TALK |
Nah, I only stayed a few weeks wit my peeps there last yr, I am based in KD |
mikuz:Na fes, ur royal oldness, , Afta use ur age go rumukoro market go buy Zobo n ofio 4 lunch, Respek no dey world again oh, c boy wey I change him napkins wey I even wash him bum bum dey open mouth yab coz him don manage 2 learn how to use voice-prompt typing keyboard. If not 4 tekilology, and 4 d fact say I wan apply Wisdomatua + apply C-caution, I 4 show u say sugacane no b bamboo. Oya pick pin where u dey naw naw |
U know, some "Man" will never cease to EMBARRASS the "Men fold", stooping so low to beg 4 credit and getting shortchanged in return, Isho, I no go chop, |
mikuz: c where visa applicant dey challenge President of the country wey him dey apply for, , who be the MUMU here abi na 2 eye patches u wear dey form Pirate?? |
AWOOOOOF!!!!! dey run belle n e dey fall hand too!!!! ![]() |
A Senator was down on his luck and broke. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." He then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $100,000 in a paper bag and put it under the Mango tree next to the see-saw on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Senator of the federal Republic of Nigeria." The Senator then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the senator checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the Mango tree. The Senator opened the bag and found the $100,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Senator?" |
Little Johnny asks teacher: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and klin, will there be foam? Teacher respond: Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all? Little Johnny laughs and whispers to the other kids,such a dumb teacher " how can it get foam without adding water, are we going to learn anything to pass here at all?" |
dani1luv:y u dey vex na?? u b wizard ![]() |
How do you keep a wizard in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow, ! |
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from our employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our one program of special high intensity training. (Poo.) We are striving to give our employees more Poo. than any other company. If you feel that you do not receive your fair share of Poo., please see your manager. you will immediately be placed at the top of the Poo. list. Our managers are especially skilled in seeing that you get all the Poo. you can handle. Employees who don't take Poo. will be placed in the Department of Employee Evaluation Program. (D.E.E.P.Poo.) Those who fail to take Poo. will have to go to Employees Attitude Training. (E.A.T.Poo.) Since our managers took. Poo., they don't have to do Poo. any more because they are full of Poo. already. If you are full of Poo., you may be qualified to train others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List(B.U.L.L.Poo.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.Poo. will get Poo. jobs and can apply for a Promotion to Director of Intensity Programming(D.I.P.Poo) If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training(H.O.T Poo.) Thank you, Boss in General (B.I.G.Poo) |
Fellow Nairalanders, What biz can one do with 40k that would bring considerable residual income monthly? Pls advice needed as a friend is in dire need of ideas to utilize the 40K. Tnx y'all |
Hmmmm, tales by moonlight |
@OP, na old story, dt shit has been happening even during Sunday Ehindero's time as IG so no b new thing. |
A man had just Boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm. The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land. 'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man. Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm. The Policeman said, 'Two paws mean that man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.' 'I like it!' said his seat mate. The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to crap all over the place. The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that. So he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on?' The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.' |
Can anyone help me with Speedy PC Pro activation or registration code? Tnx |
Just 28 GEJ u yab!!,find as many as you can and deport 'em all. Imagine people that we helped get out of SLAVERY now wants 2 form apkako, we go knack akpako 4 dem head. Foolish Zulus. All South Africans living in Nija should be subjected to rigorous AIDS screening. That country is AIDS infested and infected. |
Tnx bro |
Bleep SHELL, IMAGINE THE NONSENSE, NA GEJ I BLAME, MEND WILL KEEP BOMBING YOU TILL YOU CLOSE SHOP, FUCKING LEECHES |
@Missy,abeg no take revenge oh **on my knees now**,abeg share the meat wit me oh,Biko,yankuri,ejo,Laho |
[quote author=Missy_B link=topic=884109.msg10310731#msg10310731 date=1330641106]You're eating too much eh, I'm finding it difficult to catch up with your speed. ![]() Maybe we should just divide the soup and pounded yam into 2 equal portions. [/quote]Lol, I'll do d division,Deal![]() y me:Where have u been since, ahhhhhhhh **gulping down d cool drink** But it seems u came to late,only likkle of the pandy and soup is left,Missy B has almost eaten all of it,anyways thanks for the drink. ![]() |
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I think not...in fact I no gbadun this new NL @ all @ all,make I no lie.

, who be the MUMU here
GEJ u yab!!,find as many as you can and deport 'em all. Imagine people that we helped get out of SLAVERY now wants 2 form apkako, we go knack akpako 4 dem head. Foolish Zulus. All South Africans living in Nija should be subjected to rigorous AIDS screening. That country is AIDS infested and infected.
[/quote]Lol, I'll do d division,Deal