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Where is the ever dark patch on the foreheads of most faithfuls that is always a sign of devout muslims I doubt if this is Kabiru. When he was arrested the 1st time,why didn't they show us photos?? I smell foul play here.

so,

It is absolutely in VERY GOOD CONDITION without any fault whatsoever. Very clean,Only used twice and that is to see the quality of the pics.
N14K and you are good to go,Are you in Lagos?

Holla Me
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Hardeyoye:
QUESTIONS U SHOULD ASK BEFORE BUYING THE NEW BLACKBERRY PORSCHE MAGNUM (for 380,000 naira) (1) Does it download food? (2) Does it fly? (3) Does it transfer you via bluetooth to another country (4)Does the Battery get better per use? (5) Does it come with unlimited BIS? (6) Does it appreciate in value like gold (7) does it have Jesus's pin? ( can it download money (9) can it download Visa to US?  If it does not perform any of the above functions, please don't kill yourself,  Rather go buy land for ur village!

God bless u a zillion times, I gats renew my rent this June and na 200k,so dis mumu phone go pay my rent and still have xtra for miscellaneous. Well if it does just one thing: Download money",then I don't mind using my rent and borrowing to buy it, LUBBISH

werepeLeri:
What operating system?

Try this link:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/321305

I am on this link and it seems useful,

,Na Windows XP dey on d Lappy

mayourbash:
are you sure is not a stolen laptop, how can Ur uncle do DAT, hmm mm tell us the truth.

Lol, I like your sense of humor, though sarcastic, well FYI,my uncle is a 67 year old man,the Laptop was sent to him by his son in the USA about 3years ago an he hardly uses it,It was a program came up in church yesterday which requires the use of a Laptop that he brought it out and he couldn't remember the password again.
I hope this explanation is gud enuf 4 ur GEJ like head, besides U can check me out on this forum to know me wella and know I am not that cheap to "thief" a Laptop when my mates dey steal Billions of Naira in gofanment.
I use a LENOVO THINKPAD T510(brand new), google and check the price.

eastOFwest:
Ur wrong bro. Ghanaians are heavily into fraud, falsification etc. You never hear about Kweku Adoboli?

There is no country that does not have sum of its citizens involved with fraud,but I can authoritatively tell you that as far as Ghana is concerned,they are our protegees. Ever heard of Spintex?? Find out about that area in Ghana.
Kweku Adoboli can not even shake hands with Ajudua of yesteryears or even dine with Sunny Power of 2010 or kpakpa sef Sunshine a.k.a Arab Money of 2day.
But the moi moi fraud being perpetraded by well meaning youths of this great Nation Nigeria is nothing compared to what OBJ and all his croonies since 1999 has ever done and are currently doing.

Gsmxpert:
Those Ghanaian na naija guys.  

U took the words right outa my mouth, The countries listed above,na our boiz dey run tinz dere, although I can not say of the Philipines,coz if it were Malaysia I would say,na naija.

How do one crack or access a Laptop that the password has been forgotten? A Uncle of mine has forgotten the password to his laptop and I was wondering if there is a way the password interface can be bypassed to access the Laptop so that the password can be removed from the user account section? I gave him the option of formatting the Laptop but I think there has to be another way.
Suggestions needed please.

H20 does the job better,cleaner and most effectively, besides its costless and you leave the white house feeling fresh without fear of any residue,

Would it be that expensive if it is done here in Nigeria?

My cute 14mnths old Nephew is showing signs of a "K-Leg" and I want to know if there is something that can be done to correct it now that he is young. The Right leg is normal but the left leg is a bit inverted at the ankle pushing the knee in a bit giving it a "K" look.
Can anything be don to correct it now that his bones are still very tender. Suggestions needed please.

Fellow Nairalanders
I seek your expert advice on the best and fastest way to burn fat of the belly. My Fiance's large tummy is really not appealing to me,and I want to know if there are exercises or maybe herbal medications that can be taken to make the tummy flat as it used to be. Her big hips and flat tummy which drives me gaga has now given way to the large tummy. Please help me ohhh!! I want my fiance's shape back again oh!!!

Can someone please explain in Layman terms what an android is and its usefulness in a mobile phone?
Thanks

Fvck BOKO HARAM,
These guys are just playing on our psychology and instilling fear in us,How can a group of senseless gays hold a whole nation to ransom and our President is treating them with kid gloves.
I think its time to fight fire with fire,irrespective of whose donkey is gored. We shouldn't let these punks rule our emotions

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.
About a week after the new priest arrived. He visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."

I run Ibos no dey run 4rm battle, highest we Negotiate, Ugo bro, tnx a bunch 4 d Logo, which of the 2 numbers in ur signature can I reach u with?Make I holla u 2moro

Someone who is yet to crawl now wants to ride a bicycle, GEJ please come and tell me how much the 32naira has accrued to since the 15th of January and leave AU seat for people wey get real head on their necks.

Lol, okwa okwa dt Ibo boy, I say d Magic word and my brother responds sharpaly, so ontop my prayers and cajoles u still wan collect raba 4rm me?Lol, na naija u dey keep 2 jobs? r u outside naija?

We really must have a headless baby wit a coconut 4 a head as presido, contesting for another Chairmanship position when the current presidential seat he is squatting on is ablaze with GAS,FUEL,SULFUR all joined together,
Ah ah, come sef dis GEJ guy get water 4 dt coconut head wey him carry 4 neck so??

Make me an offer.
Asking Price: N15K

Ugo,I don beg u tire for dis Logo stuff but u just dey ignore my post deliberately. Abi e get wetin I need put am,If i have to pay for it I wouldn't mind,just let me know your price.

ah Bro, dt means u didnt see my 1ST post!!! Well what I want is just a favour,I want you extend ur finesse to help me design a Logo for my coy.
The name of my coy is COLLOSAL CONCEPT VENTURES(d collosal is spelt with double letter "L") and we are into various biz,so I would appreciate a kinda Unique design for the Logo.
Thank you

Bro I still dey wait oh, I dey ur syde na

A pastor and a church sister were having sex under a tree,not knowing,a smoker was up on the tree hiding & smoking.
After the act,the sister asked the pastor, did u use condom?
Pastor: no!!!! why?
Girl: supposing i get pregnant who will take care of the baby?
The pastor replied,``let's leave it to the one above.
Suddenly the smoker jumped down and shouted,U DEY CRAZE? LEAVE WETIN 4 WHO?

Rubbish talk, war on Boko Haram, will they be in the forefront

Bro, its a full package and you know how much a D200 body alone costs not to talk of the 2 Nikor Lenses that it came with. What price do you have in mind?
Anyways give me a holla and lets talk more

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