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I need tips on how to carry out effective fasting and prayers. What time period is best and what should one do/not do during the fasting periods.
Is 7days/14days prayer and fasting more effective than the 3days P&F?
Is it necessary to pray out loud during the session or would silent heart prayers be also effective?
If a fast is done 4rm 6am to 6pm,can one still have sex with one's girlfriend,or take alcohol after the fast period which is after 6pm?
Should one brush one's teeth during the fasting period taking into consideration that some water might seep into the throat while gargling?

These are just some of the questions I would like more light 2 b shed upon.
Thanks

snthesis: lesson learnt- steal big

Yes oh!! But what can we do to assist the poor girl if she is still in detention?

Where can I get a carrycase for my 9" Pandigital ereader. Black or Blue color preferred. What is likely to be the price?

OK..Let me try the 2gb MicroSD i have with an adapter to see if it would work with the ereader.
Tnx for your suggestions

gbogboti: N2k5 @www.dealdey.com for computer village na 7k

Tnx,but its a Micro SD that's listed,I want an SD card,the much bigger ones used in cameras. I need it for my Pandidgital ereader.

How much is a 16GB/32GB SD card?? and where can I get it?

Honsule,Can you please help me unlock my HTC Status phone?I inserted my sim card and it shows "NETWORK LOCKED" and asks for SIM network unlock PIN.

The data of the phone:

HTC STATUS PH06130

IMEI: 357325041018870

S/N: HT176VH09125

P/N: 99HND081-00

Please help,thankx

Who can please help me unlock an AT&T HTC status phone that is locked. I inserted my sim card and it shows "NETWORK LOCKED" and asks for SIM network unlock PIN.
The data of the phone:
HTC STATUS PH06130

IMEI: 357325041018870

S/N: HT176VH09125

P/N: 99HND081-00

Honsule,Can you please help me unlock my HTC Status phone?I inserted my sim card and it shows "NETWORK LOCKED" and asks for SIM network unlock PIN.

The data of the phone:

HTC STATUS PH06130

IMEI: 357325041018870

S/N: HT176VH09125

P/N: 99HND081-00

Please help,thankx

Ruqaya: Aww! u guess sooo right.
I don't want d copy and paste to b moronic

Gosh!! Very slow @ thinking...use a hammer on ya head..it will speeden up ur REASONING process...aroko

A secretary receives an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Later on, she sends a text to her boss to thank him. The boss' wife reads the text, she became furious, packs & leaves. The boss was puzzled. He couldn't understand why until he took his time to read his secretary's text: "Thanks boss. Your penis wonderful"!

I have a HTC status phone that is locked. I inserted my sim card and it shows "NETWORK LOCKED" and asks for SIM network unlock PIN.
The data of the phone:
HTC STATUS PH06130

IMEI: 357325041018870

S/N: HT176VH09125

P/N: 99HND081-00

kayusfit: GEJ is so retarded and will never act to prevent such occurrence. He's in Aso Ville eating people's future away. Niger delta fisherman. Mtcheew

I guess GEJ is the reason why you are slow in reasoning and probably have nothing meaningful to contribute...Mumu
Get a life bro and stop blaming your woes and misfortune on other people...thats a Loser mentality.

Celyt: If you have a sore throat, you wake early in the morning without talking to anyone, you go whisper three times to the joint of two walls.
Sometimes,it worked, the sore throat may completely disappear like ten minutes later!
If you are having constipation, you rub your saliva on your anus
if you notice a little boil starting to grow on you eyelid, you remove a strand or two of your eyelashes.
This one still works for me.

ABSOLUTELY CORRECT....The sore throat thang has always worked and even worked for me recently too. I suggested it to my pals and they attested to it that it works too.

A mad man at the Aro Mental Hospital climbed a tree and spent half d day on that tree, all of a sudden he let go of the branch and fell straight to the ground full force. A doctor rushed to the scene and ask sir,what's the matter with u? The mad man replied:
"I DON RIPE!!!

Is it possible to block the PIN of a BB if it is stolen?

Is it also possible to change d PIN of a BB?

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lilkech: in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me

Yeah,I 100% agree wit u on d cattle egret stint. When we see them flying overhead..we wave our 10 fingers and sing "Leke leke give me white fingers" as many times as we can while the flight is in progress,and it works all d time. Me n my peeps had white markings all over our nails back then...its all cleared now though...but as I read your post i just smiled and wondered what made it happen so...Life's Mysteries

oshyno: Why are some guys like this beats me.Has Nigeria degenerated to this level that a good strategy is always given a disdain and scornful attitude.Why not shut ur trap if u hv no info instead of discouraging those that will volunteer. If u hv nothing to contribute in a topic,read n pass to d next page instead of spewing trash.One thing most of u dont know is that so many caliber of people visit this site,police et al inclusive.Police is bringing every tactics they can think of that will nail this boko haram problem and u guys are being sarcastic about it ? Yet if a bomb is detonated by boko haram u will be the first to shout blue murder.Mchewww.No wonder GEJ said Nigerians dont support their govt.

C'mon sharrap dere..go siddon on top hot stove
If you were living in the North like us you wouldn't make such statement. Do you know whom you are giving that info to??and do you think after that the Nigeria Police can guarantee your safety,not to include that of your immediate family..Once again I say sharrap dere...bunkum

Here's how a man evolves directly following marriage.

The Love Word:

After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why do you think I proposed?

Back from Work:

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
After 6 months: BACK!!
After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?

Phone Ringing:

After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
After 6 months: Here, for you
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!

Cooking:

After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: AGAIN!

New Dress:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie
After 6 years: I'm going to watch Super Sports, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself

@OP
Where did u get dis pic..meeeennnn u badt gan noni...abeg lets see more..chai money na bastard...c difference now
Very hungry looking b4..now all chubby 4rm 1billion naira feeding regime.

Busy cracking ya brain where 2 copy n paste 4rm

Ruqaya: Copy and paste

Ruq..copy n paste ur own lets see..abi d function no dey work on ur P1 PC

A man arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book."

"How current is your copy?" he asks.

"I get a download every ten minutes," St. Peter replies, "Why do you ask?"

"I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was imminent that I cried out to God, so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."

"I'm glad to hear that," Pete says, "but while we're waiting for the update to come through, can tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life."

The guys thinks for a moment and says, "Hmm, well there was this one time when I was driving down a road and I saw a giant group of biker gang members harassing this poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough, there they were, about 20 of 'em torturing this poor woman. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang.

"He was a huge guy; 6-foot-4, 260 pounds, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ears. As I walked up to the leader, the bikers formed a circle around me and told me to get lost or I'd be next. So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron.

"Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you a lesson in PAIN!'"

St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?"

"About three minutes ago."

Pls I would like to install games on my HTC Android phone,how can I go about it??Are there websites I can download games from??
Your responses are needed. Thank you

A doctor calls up his patient with his test results: "Mr Smith I have bad news and really bad news."

Mr Smith says: "Well, I'll take the bad news first."

Doctor says: "You only have 24 hours to live."

The mans cries: "Well what could be even worse than that"

Doctor: "I forgot to call you yesterday."

Naija next....

Goat and fowl dey waka for road, one man come drive pass splash water for their body, d fowl say see as e dey drive like goat, d goat say na in make dem dey die like fowl. Fight start o . Who find trouble?......

Oh my Goist....
LIARING? I'm loving this forum.... .....
Thesaurus,Websters and Oxford Dico's..Take note

I am not surprised @ all...Poverty fit make man dey reason like mouse...Imagine naming an educational institution after a social network...Absurdly Insane