₦airaland Forum

Felabrity:
Best Nigerian presidential candidate posing for the National Anthem

He will make a great president

The man has dementia and could have done worse.

What can a demented patient remember? Is it his real name? Is it his place of birth or education or involvement in drug trafficking Nothing at all, my dear!

Let's even thank God he didn't lie prone on the floor during the anthem.

forgiveness:
It is you people deceiving yourselves.

Were we the ones the jihadists bombed in your place at Owo?
Keep living in denial while they keep decimating you.

forgiveness:
Nothing like Yoruba Christians or Yoruba muslims. All na Yoruba before anything. 😛

Keep deceiving yourself

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Wow.. you old enough to be my mom oo lol
I'm 26.
Mommy the streets hard oo. By the way seems you are into entertainment or somesort ma?
Would really appreciate if I could get the chance to talk to you Ma.. really been at crossroads lately. Really want to talk to an elderly person.

A 49yr old person is not elderly. An older person would be preferable.
49 is just middle age.

gashiwalesman:
So Lagos state is the sole authority that will instruct maritime stakeholders to patronize ibom deep sea port?

What manner of human being are You? Because of Lagos sea port now you have decided to migrate all your extended family members to Lagos state for survival...

Indeed you be economic refugee!

Just shut up and listen to him!
There's a gang up at the federal level to keep those ports only in lagos.
Idiots like you don't know how many yorubas that are scattered all over the world, living and working/doing businesses in other people's states/countries!
Do you know how many yorubas that are living where i am
Tribalism and foolishness will kill many of you.
They don't even know that Lagos was a former national capital!

Captain8:
igbos are kind of humans that doesn't know much..

Learn to write good English first, you filthy cockroach.

Solocoin:
It happens as a result of appendix right from infant and adequate attention was not giving. But how can it cause cancer

Did you mean to say it happened after an appendix surgery in infancy?

Testicular atrophy is recognized as a risk factor for testicular cancer, as it gives rise to abnormal cells, from which cancerous cells could eventually arise.

Note that this doesn't happen in all situations.

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Solocoin:
Can a man with one testes pregnant a woman and how can he make the second one that is not growing to grow?

Yes, a man with one testicle can impregnate a woman, in the absence of any other medical or psychological factor.

The one that's smaller is not likely going to grow again, if it's already atrophic.

All you need to do is to monitor it regularly as it can give rise to a tumour/cancer.

Carmal90:
Where do you want kitchen to be?

I just tire for that guy

Nigerians will always find something to complain about in everything they see.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Gibberish!

You 🐷🐖🐗 will be humbled in few days time!

Keep massaging your egos

Even if they're humbled, they'll still be better than you miserable tribalist.

If Nigeria were your company, would you pick an old, sickly and corrupt Tinubu to run it

Parachoko:
Nigerians are supporting Asiwaju


On Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Senator Kashim Shettima Mandate I Stand Gidigba

You'll need to do some studies on delusions, hallucinations and other symptoms of Schizophrenia

HRprof:
7M USD per year can't be 500k Naira monthly do your calculations well

He said the 7m USD per year is the company's revenue, not the guy's expected salary.

Salary is 500k naira per month

HY2023:
how can I increase sperm count and the motility

Remember i talked about the need for further evaluation to look for other possible causes(i listed some of the common ones up there), and that needs to be done in the hospital.
If the cause of your condition is Varicocoele, for instance, it has to be sorted out first before the sperm count and quality can improve.

So, you need to visit a doctor to physically evaluate you and make a specific diagnosis.
Treatment can only be effective when it is tied to a specific/an accurate diagnosis

In the meantime, you can start the following measures:
●Lifestyle changes: avoid alcohol, smoking, diets rich in fats, etc
●Take supplements: Vitamins A, B, E; Zinc, Selenium, etc
●Avoid wearing tight underwears, long distance driving
●Avoid herbal concoctions

Wodu89:
That's where mastery comes into play. Don't bother yourself

Just shut up, you roadside quack!

Which mastery in medicine permits a real medical practitioner to treat a patient he does not physically evaluate and diagnose?
It is quackery to offer treatment for a condition you haven't diagnosed, and you can't diagnose this guy's condition without meeting him in person
You think you're talking to a layman?

Wodu89:
Call me. Let me tell you about your eyes. Medicals is my expertise

What are you going to tell him about the eyes that you haven't examined

Wodu89:
Call me. Let me tell you about your eyes. Medicals is my expertise

What are you going to tell him about the eyes that you haven't examined

beejaay:
And today hungerbad is dead like we all are gonna die.. The life we live is futile in the end which is why we should always stand for what is right all the time cos everything is vanity..

Are you sure? Is he actually dead?

FarahAideed:
There is nothing like vote buying

Have you left your brain at home again today

sisisioge:
Hmmmmm....you sounded like the controlling lack of ambition type. That is why I dey always fear overzealous rightoues churchy people. Too much holes in your story.

Anyways, regardless of who was at fault, it's been 3 years now which is time enough for you to move on. She wont be coming back. As for the kids, you cant entirely take them from her,the best you can do is sue for equal parental rights. It is well. When a man marries a woman thinking he could subservient her in the ways of the old preached by the bible, he always gets shocked out if his sockets! Time has changed. If you want good, emit good. No right thinking woman will saddle herself with an irrational man and bear the ills associated with it when she can help herself. Good luck.

What in that entire write-up suggests that the Op is irrational or are you just using words you don't know its meaning

SLAP44:
No religion in politics?

Tell that to these dead people.

Don't mind those idiots

They have even quickly forgot the recent owo massacre carried out by the Islamists, for which no investigation and arrest have been made so far!

sarrki:
Jagaban and Shettima are set to drive to the Venue.....Of the rally in borno today

EscoBAT and Osama Bin Laden, an evil combination that would take the country centuries backward.

victooman:
transfer kill u there, are u a fool? dont u live in this country or u just choose to be insensitive and stvpid,, why some of u no just get sense like this? try using ur ussd code or app and make just 10 different transactions let see the success rate

Who's this cockroach?
I won't blame you, but will blame social media instead.

You're even using USSD for payment, and may probably even be a student! That shows i shouldn't be arguing with you here over anything.

FarahAideed:
Another low IQ clown with nothing to offer than miserable low level sentiments .if you don't have the range to understand what I have said then say so..

Buhari wakes up lies to low intelligent characters like you that some politicians have stashed money in houses to buy vote and this is his solution:

1.To shabily pull out 3 trillion naira if old notes out of the economy .
2. Fails to replace them with 3 trillion of the new notes but instead under prints only 300 billion naira of the new notes .

3 : triggers a needless cash scarcity which inturn triggers a cash stampede by helpless NIGERIANs looking for cash in an economy where 40 percent still remain unbanked .

4.. Lies to the stampeding Nigerian that he has released enough money to banks when he has not which in turn pitches the masses against innocent bankers and the masses start getting aggressive against banks and at same time start a bank run which starts to hurt the banking industry.

5.. does not give bank enough time to scale the capacity of the the National electronic transaction switches being run by NIBBs so suddenly overnight demand for E- transaction grow by over 100 folds and the NIBBs capacity can't handle it smoothly leaving the entire system overwhelmed

6. And he is doing all this just weeks to a major National election.

7 . On Monday Bank workers are starting to withdraw their services which will deal more blows to the already weakened economy failed church rats like you are already struggling to survive in but since your brain is small you believe it's okay to suffer as long as Tinubu suffers 😅.. but in reality both has really affected Tinubu

I'm still trying very hard to understand why it is only the yoruba muslims that are killing themselves over this simple issue.

So, it is now you're remembering that Buhari is a calamity after voting him in twice on religious and tribal grounds, despite our warnings?

Enjoy the ant-infested firewood you confidently fetched, you Tiefnubu's myrmidon and bigot.

Googledotcom:
Transfer !! Seems you are typing from Mozambique

So, if transfers are working in Mozambique whose citizens are poorer and relatively less educated, is it not a shame that you guys can't do the same in Nigeria

O boy, try and catch up, this is 21st century and not 15th century.

You don't really need too much cash to run your daily activities, if you actually have money in your account.

HY2023:
Please and urologist in the room to explain and verify the drug for it thanks

The lab result(don't know how standard and reliable it is) shows your sperm count is quite low(oligozoospermia) with a high percentage of immobile cells(asthenozoospermia).
This condition is known as Oligoasthenospermia, and is a very common cause of male infertility.
It can be caused by so many factors, which include infection, drugs, lifestyles (alcohol, smoking, poor diet,etc.), hormonal imbalances, varicocoele(dilatation of the veins in your scrotum), cryptorchidism(undescended testes), etc.

Going by your culture report, which showed just a scanty growth of S. aureus, i am not sure infection is responsible for your own case. The bacteria in the culture could just be a contaminant, and this is supported by the normal level of the WBCs reported on mircoscopy.
Other causes need to be explored.
With this said, I'm not going to recommend any antibiotics for the treatment of your condition, but if you must, you can choose from amongst any of the ones listed there(Cefurozime{Zinnat}, Levoflaxacin), which the test found the staph sensitive to.

madridguy:
I am supporting APC because my darling party believes in national unity, securing Nigeria and moving my beloved country to greater heights.

APC 4 life.

How has the APC government being led by Buhari believed in national unity by sidelining the southeast region, one of the 3 pillars of the country, through all his appointments and award contracts

How has he secured Nigeria during these 8yrs?

Did he actually move the country forward or backward

I'm not sure you're mentally ok, if you could put all these things down here.

SmartPolician:
This is FALSE. CBN doesn't have enough money to go round. That policy wasn't going smoothly at all. CBN promised money swap, but they were mopping up naira without replacing it with the new naira.

How can someone have #10 million in the account but cannot get 5k cash because of cash scarcity? That's madness!

If you have 10million naira in your account, then do transfer or card payment.

You can't have up to that in your account in this 21st century and still be a primitive block head.

Olabukola11:
In all that is happening to Asiwaju only the northern governors of APC extraction seems to speak out against Buhari, Emefiele and their rub ish policy.

Where are our southern gov. Hope, Auade, Umeahi, Sanwo-Olu and others.

Are they sitting on the fence because they don't know the outcome of this election. I can understand that of Hope cos he is still going for second term and wouldn't want to risk his chance by attacking Buhari. Why is UmeHi and Ayade so calm as if everything Rossy.

They know Tinubu isn't the best the south can offer!
Many of them are not in support of his emergence.
The north have their own plans, which was why they chose Shettima to join the sickly old man.

FarahAideed:
We told you Buhari will end up killing the banking industry..I pity those supporting this nonsense policy ..Bankers are withdrawing their services 5 days to election ..okay ooooo

You should pity only your miserable self!

Why are you attacking the banks??
If you actually have money in the banks, can't you do transfer or pay with card where necessary?
The truth is that you're fighting this war for the criminal and corrupt Tinubu, and the rest of us won't join in the madness

Tinubuwins2023e:
Buhari just want to burn down this country.
That Buhari would be shocked in few days to come

You can't do any shit.
Where have you been since the past 8yrs when APC's and Buhari's bad policies have been dealing with Nigerians?

Where were you during the ENDSARS protests, for instance?

Let us just see how only Tiefnubu's urchins will burn the country.