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Irupetepete:
and as per naija mentality, if you don't do, they may inflict you with something or somehow diabolically stop you from traveling back..

So share your experience as per the aforementioned topic..

You guys should do away with this mentality.
No one has the ability to inflict sickness on another or prevent anyone from travelling back.

These powers we attribute to our fellow humans do not actually exist.

Any human who has such powers will be greater than the Angels and ranked next to God(who already said ordinary humans are a little bit below the Angels).

Vincentnwankwo:
People might be thinking that you lie without knowing that these things happens, but bro, it is not only nigerian women, I'm here in Asia and one lady has almost wrecked my life.
As I'm typing to you, I'm still struggling to get my financial life back.
If not for God, I would have been dead, but God saved me and I'm very Thankful to him.
Under 3 months, I lost power, I used to see visions but this lady made me completely useless.
I wanted sex but she turned me into a chronic pornster , everything was like a movie until I could not afford to eat.
This is a man that owns a properly built house at home, she even asked me to sell my car back home to invest in a business in her country.
before I met this girl, I had over 6 million naira which my ex girlfriend returned to me because she used to save money for me , but out of lusting after this beautiful mermaid, I broke up with my faithful and loving ex.
Funny enough, do you know that she doesn't ask me for money? the lady in question would buy me food unexpectedly, take me out .lol
I was thinking it was just love.
Omo! Stories plenty but I will stop here .
Currently , I'm stilll battling to chase her completely although I have stopped seeing her.
In 2021, A prophet told me that I'll meet a lady like this, I thought he was just a prophet looking for bread, but I didn't believe until now.
This is my first time commenting on nairaland.
Women bring good luck but if you meet mermaids, your life go shege which I'm currently seeing but God has delivered me.

The main thing to recognize them is their love for SEX.
They're sometimes comfortable in finance, but they can give you the most sweetest sex in this world, it takes the grace of God almighty to be free.
Happy new year brothers .

You were wrecked by your reckless lifestyle, bros.

Don't blame it on any non-existent thing.

Ehmmah588:
You,that isn't spiritual, how much are you worth

At least, I'll be able to buy you

SSpeter:
the cost of doing business in Naija is too high

Higher than in all other countries
I don't think this is a justifiable excuse

saajus:
And the AI robot will do post-care for patients too or do you think surgery ends after the operation?

Healing starts after surgery and several kinds of research have proved human touches aids healing. Maybe in the future, we will be able to build robots that have souls that could touch your psyche, then we will have a different discussion.

Ask anyone abroad who is a nurse or Doctor if they've ever lost their jobs before or feel threatened. I am talking of the present. The technology could move to another level soon and they will create a robot replica of you and we won't be able to differentiate robots from humans.

You even have time to respond to that guy who thinks he knows everything about a profession he actually knows nothing about.

He can't appreciate the human efforts that go into the pre-op period evaluating/diagnosing and preparing the patient before the robots get involved in the theatre.

Gernny:
Just know that for nursing you can never go wrong,they are needed all over the globe,so put your mind that money you said can take your fees if you make use of form A and admission is on.So it's up to u.

I can see how determined you're, but remember you'll need some years of work experience to be able to get employed 'all over the globe'.
So, part of your research should include knowing where you can first get these work experience after schooling.
Will you be allowed to work with your license over there in Mauritius or do you need to come back to Nigeria to get the needed practical experience?
If the later is the only option, is the certificate from Mauritius recognized in Nigeria by the Nursing council?
These are the things you need to find out because no country will employ a fresh nursing graduate without any work experience.

Miracood2:
Modified

Stupid boy, why're you giving these people false hope
Did you think no one would show interest?

Popsmoke2:
Ok. So I borrowed a loan from an online app vs naira to enable pay off my school fees but due to circumstances I am unable to pay back on time. My dear nairalanders the loan company is rubbishing my name all over the media space saying i slept with a a dog and I am wanted. My dear people I am finished. I need any one to borrow me 100k.i will pay back in three months abeg. That should be after the semester

let's see the 'media space' where they rubbished your name.

Beautifulsoul97:
Just reminiscing, I visited a restaurant in Egbeda- Lagos along with my wife, not that large in size but cozy enough to chill out. The waiter handed us the menu’s, eyes rolled they are damn expensive so we settled for chips and chicken 20k for two plates, thought that was it not until I ordered 2 bottles of water and was billed 4K, I said to myself how can I pay for 40 bottles water @#100 rate then given just two, that’s ridiculous; at least 1k per bottle is okay considering the serene atmosphere . Anytime I pass by that place and feel like stopping by I will just remember the cost of their bottle water and zoom off.

Nigerians are very greedy and criminal minded!

No one buys a plate of chips & chicken abroad at the equivalent of 10,000 naira a plate or water at the equivalent of 2000naira a bottle in a restaurant! Yet the environment is still far better than the ones in Nigeria where these ridiculous prices are being quoted.

And people are saying you're paying for the serene environment! Which serene environment
This is one of the reasons there are crimes everywhere in that country. Food or water should never cost that much in a restaurant(that's not even a hotel).
What a nonsense shit-hole cum country!

sharpwriter:
Really? I admire the courage of your friend Your friend was simply like those oyinbo scientists using themselves as experiment in order to ascertain a theory or discard it
It seems he's gotten an answer

Gotten which answer?

What ever problem he had thereafter was just a coincidence, which would have happened even if he didn't meet the girl.

Are there days people don't have financial/business/work-related/academic/marital problems in Nigeria

In a 3rd world country like Nigeria, such problems are very common and one don't need to have an encounter with any so-called witch to experience them.

BlackyOne:
You wrote all these rubbish that I wouldn't waste my time reading to detect a marine girl

I have attached photos of real marine girls, A mariner and marine biologist for you to learn

Don't mind that missguided guy.

I met his types in my village when i traveled for Xmas.

They suspect everything and everyone, read meanings into everything, believe they know every spiritual thing, yet they're still very poor.

Give them a gift, they'll either reject it or throw it away later, believing you want to bewitch or kill them.
But who's interested in bewitching or killing a poor man To what end?
Their brains need urgent resetting!

Littlechild:
A witch was once in love with me.
How can they be identify by their physical behavior?

It's always about you and witches, marine girls, demons, devils, lucifers, etc, etc!
Nawaoo!
I hope you have something serious doing

People who put all their attention in these rubbish so-called spiritual things and interpret everything that happens to them along that line hardly do well in life.

Why would these demons, witches,etc, and 'supernatural stuffs exist only in Nigeria

If someone carelessly runs down his business, a demon caused it

If someone is retrenched in his work place as a result of economic woes, which is even global, a witch is responsible!

If a careless driver speeding on a bad Nigerian road predictably has an accident, a marine spirit is responsible!

Nawaoo! for you "spiritual" Nigerians!

You miss-guided people should stop wasting precious time on things that do not exist.

muyico:
Remember what happened in imo state? Izodinma is still there till today governor the state! Apc ve d whole power! 4get mass votes now! Leg and power pass ur mass votes

Imagine the kind of things this fool is proud of!

So you idiots actually know that Uzodimma isn't supposed to be there, and that APC just sent him there to ruin that state?

Emperor4tune:
i sold my mouth organ for 500 naira when i was in nursery school hoping to buy it back at the shop at the same price, only to realise that mouth organ was out of stock,i had no choice to beg my friend to sell it back to me using my dad as the real owner to intimidate him,last last na 1000 naira he finally sold back to me,i had to sweat and get extra 500 naira because i needed it back badly

When you were in nursery school

oyebanji44:
Some people are planning evil against tinubu ..Nigerians won't allow them

Mumu, which of the Nigerians won't allow them?

If an old and sickly man like Tiefnubu, with criminal records, was from another ethnic region, would you support him

OnlineArchitect:
Nothing exciting about the refurbished naira note

Says who

Anything that can stop Tiefnubu from completing the destruction of the country is exciting.

alsudan:
BVAS and Naira redesign pain Thiefnubuu well well.

There’s a messy fight going on between Satan (Buhari) and Lucifer (Thiefnubuu)

One thing is guaranteed, the Thief will never be President.

Nothing is sweeter than watching two enemies fight to the death!

ipobarecriminals:
same u will cry there that Buhari’s killing igbo busi

Both of those evil men are our enemies.
We want them to fight to their deaths

peretei2024:
Good morning my fellow Nairalanders,

I seriously need help, my wife went for her weekly check-up as the pregnancy is already 9months, so she was asked to run some test due to her complain, and when the result came out, according to the doctor that one of the test result is not good, that she has too much protein in her urine, and that is acidic to her and to the baby that we must run C.S immediately, so she called me crying, because my company is owing me for months ,so she understand the situation on ground.

I called her to come home and the hospital said she must write an undertaking before they will allow her to go, and she did.

Now, I had it in mind to go for the C.S by Monday , but she is getting weaker and weaker by the day which is too dangerous, and I don't have the money now.

Please can anyone help me safe life?

I will post any evidence you want just to proof to my that am not one useless scammer here.

If you check my recent post, you will see that I put on some of my things for sale, i did this just to raise money, and as o speak, I have not gotten any serious buyer

If God touch you to help in any form, you can reach me.

I recently had to apply to collect 25% of my pension contribution since am not up to 50years but the process with Leadway Assurance seems slow.

Anyone can reach me for any proof, but am really ashame to post this here, just that life is very very important.

You can reach me on 08176573115

Her B.P is also very high that is another issue

Mr Op, the protein in her urine, the weakness and high Bp are all pointing to Pre-eclampsia, as the person above rightly noted.
It's a dangerous pregnancy related emergency, that can end in the demise of both the mother and foetus.
Look for immediate help from the people around you, your friends and relatives.
Don't rely on people in this forum, who don't even know you, and have nothing in common with you.

KingKO22:
Cabal were underrated Asiwaju of universe thinking Atiku would win easily but seeing the kind of massive turnout in Kano and other states they had to go extral mile.


Jagaban no be any coward that can be changed or silenced

Jagaban for Victory

Tiefnubu's urchins/thugs and their poor writing skills, a testament to their high level of illiteracy and hooliganism.

Jennyclay:
Nigerians don't deserve to get loans from banks, loan apps or friends. I don't borrow nigerians money. God forbid!

I don't have strength to be chasing after you for my money.

The most annoying thing with Nigerians is that.... If you drag them too much for your own money, they would fight you and tell you to do your worse, that they won't pay!

Nigerians are terrible people! Shior!

Well said.

But, why are almost all of you using "borrow" in place of "lend"

This doesn't speak well of our educational system, especially if you guys are graduates.

***We lend money to people. We borrow money from people.

tobidipity:
Good day everyone. I need help with this quantitative reasoning. My neighbor’s kid came to me to help him with it but I just can’t figure out how. Please help before the boy give me a nick name 😅

If you multiply the uppermost number by 2, you get the number on the left.

If you multiply the lowermost number by 2, you get the number on the right.

lalalista:
I was walking barefooted on a grassy and wet land alongside 2 ladies that had feet challenge. One was hopping while the other one was limping. I was walking so swift and easy on barefoot and looking at my toes, they were so beautiful and fresh. Please what type of dream is this?

Who even told you guys that dreams have meanings that can reflect in real life
Those are f*cking brain activities and reflections during sleep.

Enjoy your dreams, man, then wake up and face your life.

That's how I've been doing since childhood and i haven't died.

Sheistoopretty:
Is dis not same person that said her baby died in her belly? now dis again

Spare us the pity party stories pls

First to comment

I dedicate it to the hardworking men around the world except Nigerian men, very unintelligent people all dey know is sex sex sex, Ritual killing, Kidnapping, Banditry, cultism and hard drugs

Nigerian men are Us*less....all of them

I hope you are mentally alright and have something doing

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/75%-Nigerian-children-cant-read-solve-maths-UNICEF

These people are using Northern Nigeria's statistics and ugly situations to generalise for Nigeria

MaDaRa01:
On my previous post, I dropped my number because someone wanted to buy my airtime....

I sent the airtime #4500 and he immediately blocked his contact.....
Here
09134908899
07086781051

Proof below
cc
ispeed
demogorgon
Yasiok abeg send me my money..

The little I have and you just scammed it from me...

Seun mynd44 nlfpmod please help me get my small thing please that was my last card...

Nl people come and help me oo

This is very unfortunate

I still don't understand why a typical Nigerian uses every given opportunity to steal, even when the gain is so little that it can't change his life.

Sheistoopretty:
I didn't bother to read all dis, I don't have such time but ur mother deserves to be taken care of no matter what had happened in the past

Although some mothers are something else but nothing can ever be compared to a mother's love...

Bye

Would you have said this(even without bothering to read the story) if the write up was about his father
You guys are fucking hypocrites

ProphetChi:
Absolutely. I humbly present my gift freely here. Use me but don't abuse it.

Who will be the next president of Nigeria and by what number of votes exactly?

Will petrol subsidy be removed this year and on what exact date, if so.

At what exact price would a litre of Petrol be sold when it's removed?

Let's start with these ones first, after all, "the spiritual controls the physical"

zimdante:
Bro it is witchraft by someone living in your neighborhood.

1: They sensed your vulnerability, you have low spiritual energy.

2: They project into an animal, mostly night birds on top of trees so as to look into various houses to pick their victim.

3: When they find their victim, they will project from the bird into another animal living in your house mostly rat or wall gacko.

4: The witch will cast a spell that will make you fall into deep sleep.

5: The possessed wall gecko, rat or lizard will climb your body and begin to feed on your blood.( If you still have a little spiritual energy, you will wake up before they climb you, that's when you experience sleep paralysis).

Nonsense analysis centred on a primitive belief
So, the Op is now going to need blood transfusions since most of his blood(which is just an average of 5litres) has been sucked the whole night by a witch