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pamshuga1:
OK I just went back to the conversation and was told that I can join someone if I don't have the 360 minimum.

Please sort that out outside here, and bear the responsibility when any issue arises from it.
We're not part of it.

fxjones:
I am back again!!, get ready for my latest shocking news

Ignore this one called fxjonsing.
He is lesser than Fxmanager(the self-administrator of a 22-page thread), but only greater than a dead house fly.
Let's focus only on living things that can, at least, breathe and reproduce, the same way we breathe and reproduce money here.

Hmmm, this one has jumped into a problem.
People investing without prior information
You created an online account, and without waiting to be verified, you went and paid into an account meant for those doing manual investment.
I hope we are going to have some peace here in the coming days and weeks.

Fxmanager will use you to increase his self-dominated thread to 25pages this week!

Jombojombo:
Courtesy demand that u say "thanks". I'm not owing u that response

But then, here we don't usually reply such people who ask the most basic of questions.
That's why the old guys seemed to have ignored her. It seems you're new too like her.
We believe people should do some research on this thread and other places to get full details of what they intend going into.
Thereafter, they can come here to ask for clarifications to bolster their confidence.
People who delve into it without engaging in any form of research on their own are usually the sources of unnecessary panics and false information.
We don't want people who will be easily swayed and blown apart by any little breeze ordinary Fxmanager and Fxjonsing blow from their assholes.

AskProf:
What is it that you do which isn't different from what others before you did?

Even if it's a ponzi scheme, the prayers of those involved is for it to last till they meet their targets.
Even genuine businesses don't last forever.
Is it not surprising that a Nigerian is worried about a scam/ponzi scheme when his government is worse than a scam?
Those that pretended to faint while being interrogated, have you killed them.
I'll be putting 1m here to get 5m in 12months, and my prayer will be for that goal to be realized, irrespective of what you call it.
Btw, Nigeria is a scam, yet it's still in existence.

mctfopt:
Depends, you should do your due diligence before entrusting anyone with your hard earned cash.

Why do Nigerians usually used the word "hard earned" when talking about money??
I've never seen any citizen of any other country use it.
I found it very annoying, as it shows how much value we place on money.

answer2008:
I've been on this site for the past 9years ago....invest with 12,000,000 with truck mack .will will be given you #1,200,000 every months for 12months. A trial will convince you. 08052255593,08025535850,08098501217.

What's the name of your company?
What happens at the end of the 12months?

hensil:
yes sir

Ok. Can one do everything online, without visiting any of their offices?

sirrotex:
You cannot make assumptions when the facts are clearly spelt out

I can teach you mathematics for free, bros.

In maths, when you say: let x represents ...., and y represents....., that's an assumption.

Look at what the thief gained/left with(which are 700 worth of goods and 300 cash==1000).
This is exactly what the shop owner lost.

Owner's loss = thief's gain.

sirrotex:
N2000. I000 in cash, 700 in goods and 300 change given back

Not true. It's only 1000.
Let's assume the thief/customer returned the stolen 1000 at the point of trying to buy with it.
Then, the shop owner, after receiving his lost 1000, went ahead to "dash" him 700 worth of goods and 300 in cash.
With this, what the shop owner lost was the "free" goods worth 700 and the 300 cash, totalling 1000 naira.

babaaelino:
Bro, you are a big fool.

I shared my findings and you are pained by it.

What stupid findings??
Something that was written in April, and you're just seeing it for the first time?
You thought we hadn't seen and discussed it here?
That shows you're a very lazy person.

In your crude mind, you were giving us new, surprising information. Nawaoo!
Even ordinary Fxmanager saw it in far away April!

vintageviniba:
330 or 350?

I mean the car you posted.

What's the year, and model?
Is it RX 330 or 350?

vintageviniba:
Up for swap

What year is this RX?

olajide14:
He said he will help me get job in farm when i get to uk, that i can make up to 3million naira monthly. In uk after tax

That's how they get people entrapped.
How much are young professionals like doctors in the UK making per month, let alone you that would be working in the farm?

chuksiyk31:
You can go into “trucking” Business, currently I’m actually looking for a co investor...we would both be on a salary of 300k each per month until we are able to save up enough to buy another truck. Call me if you’re interested 07068221059

What kind of truck is involved?

Good that you came up with this write-up, especially to enlighten Nigerian female patients.

They're very fond of saying 'I have infection" when they come to the hospital, and expect the doctor to understand them.
This could be very annoying and frustrating at times.
To them, things like malaria, hepatitis, pneumonia, etc, are not infections.
The only thing they know as 'infection" is STD.

I hope they'll read this and get enlightened.

The average Nigerian's level of enlightenment on health related issues is almost zero.

If you've not practised abroad where an average patient is very enlightened, you won't know medical practice could be very enjoyable.
Everything about Nigeria is real bullshit.

joelegacy:
#150000

Good, didn't know you've corrected it.

fados4sure:
Nigerian money sir

I thought you would have been smart enough to realise that you can't write 'one hundred and fifty thousand' with a 'k' behind.
K means kilo or 1000.
150000k will be 150,000 ×1000 =150,000,000
It is written like this: 150,000, and not like this 150,000k.
Same way 1k and 1000k are not the same.
Most of you make this childish mistake

For your information, that's not how "Nigerian money" is written, unless you want to force us to believe all Nigerians are illiterate.

Billw:
How can they pull it down nahh..u even sound uninformed...my issue with this thread is that some of the investors make mba seem like GLND or network marketing with the way they compose their testimonies..must they mention amounts MBA is trying

You're asking how they can pull it down with rumours and panics, bros??
So, why do you think some guys here have dedicated their precious time towards chasing people like Fxmanager, Fxjones,etc, away from here?
Why do you think the CEO put the minimum amount at 360,000 in other to cut off some market women, street guys, students, etc??
Do you know what the Government can do if rumours, complaints and petitions become overwhelming??
Read about the events that preceded the crashing of mmm.

vanchi:
Why not Allay his fears instead of berating him

Allay which stupid fears??
Anyone who can't read a reasonable number of pages in this forum is not qualified to invest in the first place.

More and more uninformed people are joining this scheme.
I just hope they won't pull it down soon with their childish complaints, and then call it another mmm.

Raskii3:
How long does it take to get the confirmation message? An investment was made last week on the huge saver plan for 6 months ROI. Till date no message yet. Customer care aren’t picking calls! These people aren’t professional, I’m beginning to regret.

Did anyone promise you you would get a confirmation message after investing??
Where did you read about getting a confirmation message after payment?
I just hate it when some of you guys just jump into what you haven't done any research on just because you see others doing it.

Trayceey:
I have account officer but she's charging me 4k for printing. That's outrageous. 4k for printing just 4 pages

Is 4000 enough to transport you back to Lagos to do it yourself??

Nigerians and their too much sense!

Fxmanager:
Go through the post in the thread below to avoid falling a victim to scam/ponzi schemes.

https://www.nairaland.com/5486596/ponzi-scam-fraud-schemes-fronting

Stop this rubbish you always post whenever someone needs advice on what business or investment to go into.

[quote author=RudyNerdy post=93011159]you're very stupid for this comment.
Shows your brain is totally empty[/quote

When you finish ranting like a demented, wild animal, you go ahead and open the schools yourself.
Schools will not be opened until the coronavirus indices in Nigeria have shown it's safe to do so, irrespective of your personal desires and beliefs.
You're one of those uninformed idiots that believe the virus does not exist in Nigeria, when it's practically impossible, since Nigeria does not exist as an island.
Now, you can see that your personal beliefs do not actually matter.

It surprises me how undergraduates who should be abreast of every news/information out there are making such a stupid demand from the government at this point in time.
What's the current level of spread of the virus in Nigeria, compared to the rest of the world?
When was the peak of the virus spread in Nigeria, uninformed undergraduates?
Is community transmission in Nigeria now over, ignorant undergraduates?
Have we now acquired herd immunity in Nigeria, semi-literate undergraduates?
Has a cure been discovered for the virus in Nigeria, research-aversed undergraduates?
Or has everyone in Nigeria now been vaccinated, stupid undergraduates who hate science, yet want to rush back to school to study it?

shomutuski:
You actually need to learn how to mind your business. If you don't have something to do, put your energy into something productive.


I don't even owe you an explanation.

Internet farmer and scammer!
Bros, where I'm living, I work only for a few hours a day, receive a huge amount of salary, send it down to Nigeria for investment, and use the remaining time to attack scammers like you on this forum.
You don't need to work 24hrs a day to make money.

Farming is not done on Instagram, and no one here will fall for your cheap scam

DaInferno:
why is every Nigerian always prepared to be a savage or troll, as if I was referring to u fking bloodclaat, why you d call me village boy
check this link you punk ars modafuka. Islamic front like you!

https://www.universityworldnews.com/post-mobile.php?story=20200610184222207

Open the link you posted, read it well and understand it.

Does "planning to open"(since june 10), and 'has opened' mean the same thing to you?
No university has been opened for full academic activities anywhere so far.
Nigeria does not exist or operate in isolation.
Anyone that wants to commit suicide because schools have not been opened should go ahead.

DaInferno:
efforts much appreciated.

a United youth is an unstoppable force, it's quite a shame that we Nigerians have to protest before school reopens fully, our FG can't emulate other countries where this virus has gotten a good sum of their populace, yet still moving on with their routine activities.
those of you that don't wanna resume, hope you know you're getting old?

Village boy, tell me which country has its universities currently running open studies now?

Very stupid and information-deficient students!
In which country in the world today are universities open for classroom studies??
Are there no other more pressing issues in Nigeria that are worth protesting for?

joelegacy:
I have a container shop, I need Idear business I can do with 150000k, please friends help me I don't want to work for anybody again..... Help a brother.

What's 150000k??

AyabaAina:
Everything can’t be a scam.
The same way Madagascar president said their cure claim of Covid-19 wouldn’t have been disputed if it came from Europeans...so true!
Africans will always be the one to bring themselves down.
The race has a problem of believing in themselves or anything that’s African made, even when it’s the best.
Sometime again I tried treatment in a developed country but almost died of heavy anti viral doses, which means oyinbo drugs too can kill you.
Africa and India have the best natural medicines in the world, therefore it’s people should support their things.
Myself and someone else got cured through him(this same man) and I was also part of his WhatsApp group too until I relocated briefly at a time and lost access to my naija phone a few months... am yet to be allowed back to the group.
I can’t say everyone who used his drugs got cured, I don’t know about that but I did get cured and I later brought an in-law who got cured too.

I must testify that his medicine is a cure(atleast for me and someone else) and I think people should begin to see through the lies by the western world that some diseases are incurable. Anyone who has taken his or her time to study the situation around Covid-19 should have learnt enough already.

Just shut up!
Did your Madagascar drug finally turn out to be a cure for covid 19??
No one will key into your stupid scam.

If that local man had a cure for HBV, he would be richer than Dangote, as the virus currently has no cure anywhere in the world.