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I wont discourage you in anyway from going back to motherland for a visit but there is no way $1000 can take you for 3 months no matter how wise and cautious you want to be with money. Plan well before you go and from the look of things, this is your first visit home since you checked out like Andrew. Your first week in Nigeria will take you 50000 naira that is being very conservative. You land in lagos and then take a taxi home (if u dont have a car ready) and pay 4000 for that trip to ur house. U dont have a house or a place to stay in Lagos? then map out 4k for a moderate hotel. Consider your trips from one point to another in cab everyday, you will be spending at least 2k daily on transport within Lagos depending on your itineraries. Your meals will take money too.

Should you use a personal car? A liter of fuel costs 70 naira and daily you will need about 20 liters ( considering hold ups) and that is 1k4hundred. Planning on staying in a hotel all through then check the cost of hotels every night. Planning on staying in your house or putting up with someone, then 7 litters of petrol to be modest for the generator and that is about 500 naira plus your transport daily, you will be spending 2k5 for transport and generator daily excluding meals. 2k5 daily by 30 days is 75 thousand naira for the first month and for 3 months is 225000 naira for transport and gen alone.

You may decide to skip the gen after sometime though but please arrange well unless you will get support from your brothers and sisters.

For me it is harder. I dont have a house and I stay in a hotel each time I go and I go twice a year. Putting up with someone to skip the hotel bills is equally expensive as all thier problems becomes yours. they will be relying on you to buy food for everyone. Guy you sound lucky men. We drink and smoke and every evening na u go dey buy drinks for everyone. Can u imagine drinkming and ur friends will be looking and watching.

Even for an orphan without siblings and relatives and friends, 1k wont last three months. Give it a trial when u are broke you run back afterall no be Niger you for grow ? there were times when u didnt have 1k and u stayed for years. Now with 1k u can try 3 months.

As for gadgets, be on guard they wont take it at the airport. Niger people use all the latest electronic gadgets u can think of so it aint a big deal.

Try shaa. I will be there in mid october. I can do a market survey for you and tell you how to spend the 1k dollars

Who cares! You never Know

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NO I WONT DATE A MARRIED WOMAN FOR ANY REASON AT ALL JUST LIKE I WONT WANT ANYONE TO DATE MY WIFE. THERE ARE SO MANY CHICS OUT THERE THAT ARE SINGLE AND SEARCHING AND THEY VE GOT ALL U THINK A MARRIED WOMAN HAS.

1. Intelligence

2. Wit

3. Fabulous and fantastic fashion sense ( I can afford clothes)

Boy,

Personally I dont think there is anything wrong with it. The important thing is that they love eachother. Of course ur parents should have a say in whom they marry but just like my own mum always tell me " you are the one that will live with the person and not I" spo the decision is for the guy to make. Not you and neighther I.

Tell him it is not wrong if both of them feel thier feelings are right and they want eachother. Love doesnt have time and so in this age and time one shouldnt be talking about who is older. There are basic things one looks for in a partner, if she has it all and he is sure thier love will stand the test of time, so why not? Agatha Christie said archeologists are the best for a woman; the older she gets , the more interested he is in her. Who knows ur guy might be good with her.

Should the parents choose for him? Akin to my mum choosing for me. Mum appreciates and respects my judgement. She has lived her life and I am living mine. No one should talk the guy out. Is he in real love and not a fleeting lust? Then let him go ahead

I bought a piece of land from someone who used the money to get married and i know of a guy who borrowed money to get married. I am wondering if it is right for someone to borrow money for marriage when he is tight

If u meant marriage proposal then no! And I am yet to see anywhere in the world where women propose to mean. If you are talking abput relationships, a lady can initiate a relastionship somehow; covertly or overtly but unlady like to go directly and ask a man out. I go fear first shaa

Going back to Nigeria has been my plan too. East or West , home is best. I have been away for 5 years but been to Nigeria twice in that past 5 years and spent 3 months on each occassion I went to Nigeria.

Depending on how often you have been going to Nigeria since you left 15 years ago, you will need to ease in.

There are basic necessities you must need to have in place

a A very good serviceable car

b Your own place ( apartment or ur own house)

c a business or a job

Will be very hard for you to raise money when u are down in Nigeria. Be careful, everyone will be watching your pocket and be expecting you to pay for everything for them.

HAve a back up plan. Your plan B which will be to run out fast and back to wherever you were coming from should be ready to be put in place if things get rough.

I am going back finally in 2 weeks. Niger is the place my brother. I have a 3 year plan now to stay in Nigeria and establish but should things get as e be, i go run come back to base. Dont be detered though, give it a trial.

Good luck

Tats:
There is party! In Geneva, its very central.

I will like to attend the party . Will be going to Nigeria in the second week of October so I will like to attend the party. Can u give me details?

dapsycool:
ill do the arrangement and hot mamas are allowed

#dapsycool Have always wanted to visit the scandinavian Finland. U said u ve a vibrant community there. HAve u done the arrangements for the party as u suggested? Let me know ASAP so I can decide. Will be going down town soon but will like to jollyficate a bit first

BUSHFELLOW:
My dear i guess you are right but on the other hand you should read only thread that you feel is ok for you. You don’t have to worry about others. That is why we have moderators to check people's post.

I want to believe nairaland is part of the new planet that has been discovered, a planet called blogosphere where every one can say what they actually feel without anyone putting restriction on them. It is a free world in here not like the mother earth where you say your mind like channels did and their license is withdrawn.

Allow people to air their view we have moderators to watch them and remove any thread which is not meaningful.

Thank you

Aye mi broda! I hail you.

@tumfuluInsert Quote
another meaningless thread which is the hallmark of NairaLand. You can send money to Seun if your money is scratching your dikc.

I dont mean to take issues with you but u ve just exposed ur basic ignorance and imbecility. A good reason why this site should be for pay. I am sorry I dont mean to get dirty but i think you find a way to get more respect for yourself

@chessguru:

I am glad you appreciate my point. I insist that the only way to maintain the integrity and high value intelligence of some posters who really appreciate good views and ideas is to restrain riff raffs from high jacking this site. Honestly I value this place a lot to see people abusing it. Paying a quaterly subscription of even $1 isnt bad. Knowing Seun doesnt need it but it will help us weed out the ragga muffins at least.

Ideas are sacred and I cant tolerate insults from anyone

Nairaland is a great site where Nigerians all over the world meet and discuss. This is a very beautiful inniatiative with discussions on a variety of issues ranging from properties, politics , business et all. As good as it is, I wonder seeing some uninformed and unintelligent threads and posts finding thier way into the site if we are really living up to the true spirit and letters of the guy who set it?

Wouldn't it better we start paying for subsc ription so we can weed out all these unwanted elements? I am so much interested in the business and property sections but it is discouraging seeing people post meaningless threads and replies.

Dont we Nigerians like free things? Must we spoil everything? If it becomes a paying site most of these people will go out. Not trying to be hard on my brothers and sisters but they should be more decent and reasonable. We know shit happens everywhere but let ur own shit not be the one in question

Nairaland is a great site where Nigerians all over the world meet and discuss. This is a very beautiful inniatiative with discussions on a variety of issues ranging from properties, politics , business et all. As good as it is, I wonder seeing some uninformed and unintelligent threads and posts finding thier way into the site if we are really living up to the true spirit and letters of the guy who set it?

Wouldn't it better we start paying for subsc ription so we can weed out all these unwanted elements? I am so much interested in the business and property sections but it is discouraging seeing people post meaningless threads and replies.

Dont we Nigerians like free things? Must we spoil everything? If it becomes a paying site most of these people will go out. Not trying to be hard on my brothers and sisters but they should be more decent and reasonable. We know shit happens everywhere but let ur own shit not be the one in question

Nairaland is a great site where Nigerians all over the world meet and discuss. This is a very beautiful inniatiative with discussions on a variety of issues ranging from properties, politics , business et all. As good as it is, I wonder seeing some uninformed and unintelligent threads and posts finding thier way into the site if we are really living up to the true spirit and letters of the guy who set it?

Wouldn't it better we start paying for subsc ription so we can weed out all these unwanted elements? I am so much interested in the business and property sections but it is discouraging seeing people post meaningless threads and replies.

Dont we Nigerians like free things? Must we spoil everything? If it becomes a paying site most of these people will go out. Not trying to be hard on my brothers and sisters but they should be more decent and reasonable. We know shit happens everywhere but let ur own shit not be the one in question

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of pre-intimacy.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's adifference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING.You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING pre-intimacy.Stroking her gently through her undies can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST.When you get to the privates-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD.If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON.Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.

23) PERFORMING MouthAction TOO GENTLY.Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-privates, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-privates. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing MouthAction, warn her before you come so she can do what'snecessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING MouthAction.Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during MouthAction. You just liethere. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions.If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES.When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck,if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY.It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER.Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER.Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen

there is no way any country in the EU (Spain) where u live being one will issue you a real originial authentic driving licence without you having a legal residence there.

look for some people there in spain and do that forbut outside spain it cannot work unless they reside there. Tell me how u can do Italian driving licence. If I am convinced I will push people your way

I find career women over 30's very interesting and fascinating. I love thier independence and some are very focussed. Well men who feel intimidated just have a complex problem. I think they are challanging and compelling. I love meeting them.

Stigmatising them is ignorance. Moreover, unless women accept polygamy, let's face the fact that women outnumber men therefore I cant see every woman having a man. Check Isiah 4:1

It is not bad being single

it is very easy to get admission abroad and to get the visa and the permit of stay for reasons of studies. All you have to do first is to apply for admission. Most of schools in the world allow for online application. They all accept Nigeria SSCE. After the application, they will issue you a letter of enrolment and ask you to proceed to pay your fees which then secures you a place. With that you will go to the embassy for your visa.

95% of applications coming from Nigeria to all the schools in the world are successful. You will prove your financial ability though for you to get thje visa. This is where Nigerians have problems usually.

To apply for schools; it is easier and faster for you since there are a million and 1 schools in the world, to first decide on the country you intend. Then google for schools, universities and colleges there. You can even narrow it down to cities. Hust google for colleges in the particular city and u will see all. Then u will seee thier websites and then go to the application process. Everything can be done online .

To assist more; all the schools in the Scandinavia are tuition free. So you are not required to pay school fees as a step to getting your visa. You can start by going to www.studyinsweden.com
www.studyindenmark.com
www.studyinfinland.com
www.studyinnorway.com
www.studyiniceland.com


@ Poster Jacq.

I tried to contact you through msn for our independence party and seems you dont chat on hotmail. Acn u get bak to me through that thread?

@ jacq

Shengen papers go to Finland. So Helsinki will not be bad cause our papers can get us there. That is if Helsinki is chosen

Nobody will like to party with kids. So I think it should be from 23 years upwards and not more than 42.

My own suggestion anyway

@ jacq,

where do u stay

we can get to know then meet there at the party

I live in Rome

we can chat if u like chykeopio@yahoo.com

I think we should go for a more centralised part of Europe where will be accessible to everybody. I bet it will be fun having all of us gather together. It will be great if we can have as much people as possible. Helsinki in Finland is a bit far up. I suggest Brussels or Amsterdam since they are more at the centre

Meanwhile let us be watching out. If more people say Helsinki then Helsinki it will be. I will donate

1 A carton of beer

2 5 bottles of wine

3 One bottle of Hennessy

4 One bottle of Moet and Chandon

and the Niger chics in the city where we will have it can now prepare the food for us. Food isnt expensive sisters so make una try arrange.

Hello Nairalanders!

I think it is a good idea if we could get together in one city for an independence party. Ryanair, easyjet, windjet and many other low cost flights operating within europe give tickets as as cheap as 15 euro so getting around and together for the party will be easy. What do u think? Let's hear your suggggestions. We still have about 3 weeks to get together!

Hello Nairalanders!

I think it is a good idea if we could get together in one city for an independence party. Ryanair, easyjet, windjet and many other low cost flights operating within europe give tickets as as cheap as 15 euro so getting around and together for the party will be easy. What do u think? Let's hear your suggggestions. We still have about 3 weeks to get together!

Hello Nairalanders!

I think it is a good idea if we could get together in one city for an independence party. Ryanair, easyjet, windjet and many other low cost flights operating within europe give tickets as as cheap as 15 euro so getting around and together for the party will be easy. What do u think? Let's hear your suggggestions. We still have about 3 weeks to get together!

I dont think m,en pray such prayer thoug I would like to know where you got that statistics from. We make a hell of mistakes thinking money making is just for men. I am a guy you know but it doesnt make much sense who is richer in as much as the lady understands her roles. Are you aware that there are so many rich men and guys whom thier chics and wife ride and override them asnd dictate and run things for them. A lot of guys dont know how to handle women. I dont mean being rough but knowing what appeals to her and gioving her the best there ùby making you indispensable in her life that she will be craving for you.

My mum made more money than my old boy when the guy retired from civil service and she was at her peak in the service but we kids never knew where the money was coming from. We always asked old boy for the bucks and he gives not knowing mum gives him all. The house was tranquil. Money is not the real yardstick for defining a good relationship. The man must be in charge and show he is in charge by being in charge. These days, chics in the marketing dept of some banks climb so high and before you know what's up she is making 400k a month. Now how many guys can beat that. Will you leave her cause she is making big bucks now or wish her well and pray she climbs higher? She na ur pride you knwo! HAndle her well.

Be the man. Chics like men not boys. So whoever is making the bucks doesnt matter as long as the family is enjoying it well without the neighbours knowing she is the lady with the bucks