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AGManuel:
I feel ur pain Boss, I undstand how u feel presently buh she just has to know man, buh b4 U tell her, let her know ure already considering another Job nd d prospects are bright dat she shouldn't worry...Buh trust me man, she's ur wife ND she deserves to know..

Babagy823:
Just tell her you lost your job since last month and you dont wanna tell her untill find something better, and now you have been called for interview in so so organization tomorrow. Dress up early in the morning,
tell her to pray for you to get the job, when you come back from where ever you went to just tell her the interview went well and they said they will contact you soon. Having done that, just continue the hustle and she will never suspect a thing. But just telking her you lost your job without any alternative will just make her loose it. And if she keeps asking you about the outcome of tge interview just telk her you didnt make it

MrNwosu:
Good day..... Family.

Please how do I tell my wife that I have been fired from my job? Considering that she is has a high blood pressure and anything can trigger it up. She been praying and fasting about my job after I told her that my job is shaking....

I have been fired since on 26 of last month this year but I still maintain that everything is alright so she won't notice.... I go out in the morning pretending I'm going to work while what I do is to look up for another job.... In street of Lagos.

And again I ask..... How do I tell her.

Mr Nwosu, I will go by the ideas of the two persons I have quoted now.
I feel your pain. Also, Please if you can go to U-Connect office tomorrow, please do. Once you get there, just tell them that you have come to submit your application for customer contact center job advertised recently. Who knows? God may favor you. I got my job four years ago through them. God bless you o.
Chai, This country Nigeria is hard o.

Regards,

Chyna.

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It seems like this has been closed. Just passing though.

Regards.

Chyna.

Company UBA Group
Reference # #RMD004
Published 15/02/2018
Contract Type Permanent
Location Ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria
Introduction
Group Risk Management Directorate strives to achieve sound corporate governance, robust compliance and effective risk management processes for
credit, market and liquidity. Strategies deployed help build robust capital management, effective risk monitoring and proactive risk mitigation.
Job Functions Advisory,Analytics,Communications,Compliance & Regulatory Affairs,Research
Industries Banking / Finance & Investment
Specification
•Render legal opinions to other sectors of the Bank.
•Oversee the preparation of legal agreements, opinions and other documents and review same.
•Monitor proposed legislation, review new legislation and advise on the impact for the Bank.
•Oversee the litigation portfolio of the Bank including debt recovery litigation.
•Review out-of-court settlement proposals and concessions on debt recovery accounts.
•Oversee the perfection of legal documents, maintain Bank's securities database and oversee management of the Bank's collateral documents.
•Oversee the Bank's relationship with external solicitors including selection of solicitors, negotiation of retainer agreements and approval of solicitors' bills for professional services.
•Disseminate information within the Bank on frequently arising legal issues .
•Participate in meetings of various other committees, Bank activities and inter-sectoral meetings as required.
•Generate various reports, policy documents, etc as required by Executive Management or the Board.
•Tract workflow of departments and units to ensure timely delivery of servic
Requirements
EXPERIENCE:
Minimum of 3 years post-NYSC experience


EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATION
Minimum of Second Class Lower degree in Law (LLB)
Minimum of Second Class Lower from Law School (BL)



Job Closing Date 19/02/2018

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Best regards.
Chyna.

TheRealAdonye:
There are two different roles. Please do not apply for both as your application would be disqualified.


https://www.pwc.com/ng/en/careers/vacancies.html

TheRealAdonye:
There are two different roles. Please do not apply for both as your application would be disqualified.


https://www.pwc.com/ng/en/careers/vacancies.html

So, we that have six credits at TWO sittings cannot apply? I just want to know.

Thanks.

Chyna.

Nwakannaya1:
Is that so?
All these stages?
How much do they pay sef....
Abi I should just continue my oso ahia...

Lol. Brother, I understand your plight. However, if the 'oso ahia' will put food on your table, give you good money on your pocket and meet your other needs, I would advise you keep to it and take it serious because, there is no job security in the banking industry.

Regards,

Chyna.

PatrickOkunima:
Hi all, it's your HR guy, and I am about to give you insider tips on the shocking facts about exaggerating on your CV. I would also remind you that I have interviewed thousands of candidates, so I speak from experience.

In a bid to land lucrative job roles, job seekers perform a whole lot of wonders on their resumes. In a bid to get lucrative job roles, most of them tend to exaggerate. But should you really risk telling a lie on your CV?

While it may seem just harmless making a “little adjustments” to your resume accomplishments, it can have lots of consequences on you, but what are the facts you don’t know about exaggerating on your CV?

See some of the facts about lying on CV below:

It is your shortest cut to getting yourself an interview

Most times when we advertise a vacancy for a job position, I always pray within me to see the right set of candidates without stress. In the pool of unqualified candidates, you see someone who’s CV is like a gold hidden among stones. Most times I leap for joy at such moment. I know he might be exaggerating, but how would I know?

“Only via an interview” – one thing most candidates always pray for.

Whatever happens during or after the interview is now a question of his ability to show what he can offer. But one thing has happened; the candidate has gotten a chance for an interview.

Expectations during interviews are heightened

I wouldn’t be so happy to come across your resume and don’t expect much from you. I once advertised the position of an IT Support officer. I saw the resume of a guy who claimed he had all the certifications present in the world. I was surprised when the technical team asked him some practical questions, he went on rambling.

I was ashamed, not for him but for myself that called him for an interview. I will still tell you how to create a CV that wouldn’t get you into this kind of position.

Gives you room to negotiate a higher salary

You should know that most firms can go a little bit above their salary scale just to attract a “bright” talent. It would be so unwise just to neglect someone who has lots of accomplishments on his resume because of a salary difference of 10k.

As long as your accomplishments are mind-blowing – whether true or false, you stand a chance to claim a high salary package.

But you should know that salary discussion comes only after you have been tested on all fronts, and have been certified qualified. I don’t know how you are going to do it, but trust me that great accomplishments attract great salary remunerations.

Job expectations heighten

A guy passed all the stages of our interview during a certain recruitment season, and we even went above our salary scale to hire him. We were so confident that we’ve found the right guy to replace another expert that left us and moved to a competitor.

I guess it was because we didn’t have qualified hands to access the guy when he was being interviewed. He excelled and answered some general questions we threw at him. He wowed the junior staff in the same department, and everyone liked him already at the interview hall. I felt so proud fishing out such talent, to the extent I got some recommendations from the MD on my ability to hunt talents.

It was exactly two months after he was hired that he was fired. He made a mess of his unit; he couldn’t perform basic functions that a network Engineer should do, junior colleagues complained about him not being able to do his job. I was shocked as to what happened.

I later got to discover that he was quite able to perform those basic functions, but it was too basic to earn such an amount in salaries. Much was given to him, and much more was expected. Unfortunately, he was gone already.

I understand that I only gave negative examples of those who failed after exaggerating on their resumes. I would also want you to understand that there are those who have succeeded in such exaggeration and have learnt even on the job.

I would leave you with these 3 key points.

1. Exaggerate reasonably

2. Write things you have basic knowledge of and can defend

3. Don’t get intimidated when questions start coming left, right, and center during interviews. Human Resource managers also work based on

perception. “He might be tensed” might be the phrase that would save you and get you a job.

Till we meet again, happy job hunting to all job seekers and God would give you all your desired jobs.

Source: https://patrickokunima.com/2018/01/27/4-shocking-facts-about-lying-on-your-cv-every-job-seeker-should-know/

Why must one lie or exaggerate on their CVs to get a job? I will not advise any job applicant to lie because, it may deprive the candidate other opportunities if caught. How? If it is a firm or organization that is mindful of their reputation and core values, they may go extra mile dragging the culprit to court to pay for reputational damages, may affect the school graduated from, even publicize the name on tabloids.

I am not an HR practitioner though, if I have a company that took me years to build and because of one candidate's lie, then the reputation and trust my customers had for my brand now broke, then, I shall take a legal action on that.

Let's have a second thought before we lie to get a job.

Regards,

Chyna.

rowrowland:
Are you resident in Lagos? If yes, what area?

Please, I have a mass communication brother looking for an IT placement in Lagos. Can he apply?

Hope to read from you.

Thanks.

Chyna

jobbers:
you are too lazy to apply.then shut up.their is .buy you need to check 2 links

'their is'. I know. Blogging has eaten you up. You lack confidence in what you are doing. You don't need to spread false news for people to visit your blog.

Regards.

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Hello Sir, please stop spreading false information. There is no openings at the moment.

Regards.

davide470:
I have no idea of the role. It is not even my field. A friend sent it to me and i shared.

Hi Davide, Keep the good work going. Mod with good heart.

Regards,

Chyna.

FunnyDude:
Sir, Nobody is trying to downplay first class here and neither I'm I frustrated too. But check around you today, how many first class made it outside their certificate. Where are those brilliant bookworm in your set in school today? Probably nowhere to be found because they have been bought off with salary. My lesson is that drop your certificate ego and hussle hard. It is psychological First class certificate mostly is the reason why most first graduate are lazy to create a value on their own. Rather they keep waiting for someone to get them hired based on their A4 paper in their file called certificate. They have lazy mentality, that's why I'm thanking God for not giving me while in school. You didn't know me in person that's why, sir. I'm delighted to inform you that I'm a bookworm while in school. But is a long story.

Hello my man, let's be factual, if you had made a 2.1 or 1.1, you wouldn't have given this advice today.

I would also like to correct your wrong impression towards these gurus. You said 2.1 and 1.1 graduates are lazy. Those guys are not lazy o. They are good. There are some tactics and methods they used which you never used, hence the reason for your 2.2. For example, what is biology? You answered this question and scored 5marks. But 2.1 and 1.1 students will answer same question and score 10marks.

During my HND, two guys came out with distinctions in my department. Do you know what these guys do? They study ahead of our lecturer(as in, these guys have appetite for studying), there is a method they use in answering their questions in exam or quiz, the way they do their things is different from other students. Those two guys were competing. Fortunately, both of them made distinctions(3.62/4.00 and 3.51/4.00). I was able to associate with one of them, who revealed the secrets he used to me. I used the same secret for my BSc and it worked for me. These two guys are doing well now. One is working with a shipping firm as a supervisor, with fat pay, married with a kid. The other girl is working in a bank as a full staff.

Also, note that with the state of the Nigerian labour market today, if you mistakenly graduate with 2.2 or third class, you will find it very difficult to get a good job except by God's grace with hard work.

There are some 2.2 graduates in my office who are doing exceedingly well. Some are doing their masters degree now. You too can do likewise. Just work hard and pray.

So, don't downcast graduates with good grades indirectly because, those guys are too good.

Jah bless.

Chyna.

aigboden:
Dear nairalanders, I received an invitation for interview tomorrow by Odun Environmental limited at Victoria island. Please I need your inputs concerning this company. Thanks

Why not google the firm's name to confirm genuineness of the company?

Jah bless.

Chyna.

Damiriel:
That should be 2yesrs ??

Yes ma'am! Some schools here, you will spend 3years irrespective of your grade in HND but not less than lower credit. But there are some coded schools here, all you need to spend is four semesters only and you are done, if only your HND grade is upper o.

Jah bless.

Chyna.

Akalia:
your points sound valid sir. Please if I may ask, do you know some schools by names that run the conversion programme?

Cc: Damiriel , beshiman , telleyway

Hello Sir, I'm sorry, I won't mention any here o. I got to know this on nairaland in Education section. However, there is one in Cotonou all you need is just four semesters and you are done with BSc.

You may visit education section in nairaland for search.

Jah bless.

Chyna.

lokoventurex1:
Well, I'm hearing this for the first time. If it turned out to be true,then it's a welcome development.

We HND graduates have suffered too much from employers. I was going to write about my experience with a recruiting firm that almost dealt with me. It's high time we started to protest, maybe in Lagos first that they should stop using HND as contract staff.

I understand our employers in Nigeria uses the BSC holders too as contract staff, but on rare cases. If they will continue to use HND graduates as a back up staff to the Bsc holders, then they should scrap Polytechnic.

This is the greatest challenge I've. Many a graduate trainee test i couldn't write because they would always say minimum should be 2.1(BSC). If you tend to upgrade and get a bsc part time programme, employers will say they don't want bsc programme that ran on part time. Diamond Bank does this a lot.

Does that mean people that went to Polytechnic are second class citizens? People are too quite on this issue.

Constructive criticism abeg.

Hello my man,

I understand your plight but the truth remains that, the dichotomy between HND and BSc holders will never end because this has been in existence for decades. I have both qualification. I suffered humiliation from my BSc colleagues in the office two years backward simply because I had HND. HND guys were contract staff even if you have spent years with the firm there is no conversation for you while BSc are used as our managers, supervisors and full staff.

I and my HND colleagues cried, protest, we even wrote to the management but nothing was done. The management said that it is the firm's policy that HND can only be a junior/contract staff while BSc is for senior staff. This discrimination and segregation was so much in my office that I can see it openly, "if you don't like it, go and die". Funny enough, we the forbidden(HNDs) are the ones doing all the work in the office while BSc guys are just lounging, when I couldn't bear the shame anymore, I just took a bold step last year January and enroll for BSc. So I have got my BSc with strong 2.1. If I had used the study method I adopted during my HND, I would have made distinctions.

What they do in the University is lecturing, while in Polytechnic is teaching(break it into pieces so that you will know it). I will not mention the name of the school I obtained the BSc. There is this course I did in my HND1 first semester, it was a calculative course, I was surprised when they introduced it in my BSc finals. Guess what? The lecturer could not break it down properly students were complaining about his course. I used my HND1 handout to prepare myself for his exam and I made an A.

Furthermore, in the federal government job if you are an HND holder, the highest level you can attain is level 14 except you have a BSc certificate. How did I know? During my BSc, I came in contact with some guys in my department who was also running the BSc but with HND. Those guys works in the federal government and they told me that the dichotomy is also affecting them. I saw Matured men and women running the conversion programme with me because of the discrimination between both qualification.

My advice is, please try to go for the conversation programme. I know it won't be easy but it will safe you from this dichotomy syndrome. There are some schools that will admit you into 300level if your HND is upper credit.

I rest my case.

Jah bless.

Chyna.

ReinaFarine:
Ask her maturely....
It is not common, but it is normal.... Some girls want the chase and everything...
And there are few that don't like drama.. And they state what they want

If she's a mature woman, please communicate.... It starts from now...know what she wants and see if that fits what you have and vice versa

Thanks. Jah bless.

MetalJigsaw:
He will lose that girl

How do you mean sir?

donMIG:
Ignore her ooo.... All dat green light self can b misleading oooh
Talking from experience ooo
Save ursef ol dis Walhalla n ignore dem
Even with her face painted green she myt still say she is in a serious relationship ship
I tire for babes

I think you are right, the babe may be tempting the guy.

Advice taken.

Chyna.

ReinaFarine:
Hi honey,
I just want to understand your perspective on the issue...

Responsible men see women that take make the first move as loose

Please I don't see how this makes them responsible.... A mature woman knows what she wants... As long she conveys the message in a decent and sensible manner without the vulgarity of inappropriate touches, pictures and words... She can pass along the I am interested in you message by suggesting they hang out, but the mature woman should be able to accept rejection without it causing insecurities and drama. What makes only the man have the right to be the instigator?

A woman should be able to express her romantic interest in a man without her being seen as cheap. And her stated interest shouldn't be taken as sexual consent....

2. If a man is not interested in her, according her the same respects he expects dictates he should inform her in a matured manner of his lack of interest and not trivialize her feelings, make her a laughingstock, or lead her on and make it into a kind of game..
Be matured and tell her the kind of relationship you have with her in a respectful and decent manner.... Ladies, if you're ballsy enough to ask him out, be matured enough to handle rejection without being dramatic....
3. If all you want is sex, please state it very clearly in a way that will not be misinterpreted or cause hope and fantasy in the ladies mind...

If two matured adult decide to have an exclusively sex only relationship... Then slutshaming words like fuckboy, olosho, gigolo and hoe... Shouldn't be used in reference to them. They're grownups and they understand what works for them at that moment... You have no right to judge except their action is hurting someone..

Thanks..

Thanks ma, that's my point

The guy is afraid whether the girl is doing this for normal game(sex play and go) or is she doing this for marital purpose. He is afraid to be hurt by any girl.

Also, for the babe to make first move, is it normal?

Please advice more.

Jah bless.

ChiefPiiko:
Fall in love with her

Thanks my man. But don't you think the girl may later misbehave or her love for the guy may fizzle away since it was the girl that fell for the guy? This is why the my friend(guy) is afraid to reciprocate the love and doesn't want any girl to hurt him.

Cc: Iamfreeman, Iphanyi10,




Meanwhile, Ruggedarab, where are you? Is it true that you have something(Maybe approaching her, or toasting her) to tell Benita27 but you are not man enough? Oya, Pm her sharperly to clear her doubt. Lol.

Jah bless.

pocohantas:
2020?
Be like you no want make we see husband for NL.
Let's make it 2018, ahbeg

Cool comment.

Thanks.

Benita27:
Don't quote me 'cause you had the urge to. I won't reply the next stupid mention(s).

@ruggedarab, please you guys need not to quarrel over my thread o. Just try to understand each other comment and play along.

Well Benita27, I wouldn't know if the girl has a boyfriend. Also I won't conclude that the girl is a flirt, because he only channels the signal to the guy and if she is a flirt her phone ought to ring every seconds or minutes. I may be wrong sha.

Or is there a way to know if a girl is a flirt or not?

Please more reasonable advice.

Jah bless.

chyna.

Ajebusta:
lol.... one of my guy did this to a girl who was acting exactly that same way with me but the girl end up having sex with me first...

Some girls will be playing with guys cool one just to get closer to the other ones..

You guys are funny o. This is a serious matter that need advice. Ha, bros yours is bad. Having sex ke? No, no, no.

@Benita27, Are you saying that the girl's act is flirting(sleep with one guy to another)? Because the guy is confused now. Is it real love or game?

The guy in question does not have time for girls self talk more of flirting with girls.

Jah bless.

Good afternoon pals.

Please, when a girl is showing you either directly or indirectly that she loves you, what will one do?

Because this is presently happening to my friend(guy)for the past five months now, the girl always showing signals to him. In fact, the girl does it openly now(at times we mock the guy o, that see babe wey dey show you love and you dey dull yourself. Lol).

There was a day the babe even hugged, pecked him and said you are a good guy in our presence but the guy dey behave like mumu and dulls himself too much. The girl can not do without calling the guy's name like mad.

So, now the guy is confused, whether the girl is just trying to get something from him and run or, is that a true love? Or is the girl a play girl?

The guy don't have money, I would have said, she is eyeing his money.

Please o, the guy needs good advice. Jah bless you.

Chyna.

mars2015:
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Hello, So you have showed us the you operate three accounts with nairaland. Nigerians like to overdo things. You did this for your selfish interest so that people can visit your useless blog. What else do you have to offer? nothing.

Chyna.

Tayekings:
Hi nairalanders,

I need ur advise, I was born in September 26, 1988 I.e 29yrs old, is there any way I can change the my date of birth on my waec certificate, because all the jobs have been applying for, the age requirement is from 25-27, So is der wat I can do to change my date of birth on my certificate or who has any idea of what I can do? I need ur advise.


Regards.

Nothing can be done baba.

Even if you manipulate it, you will still be fished out.

So move on joor. Keep hustling, you will definitely get a job that meets your age status.

Cheers!

Chyna.

elyte89:
Is it d same tsl involved in logistics, if yes


Bro,prepare for real tuff maths waec questions, go and read any maths topic dts related to logistics stuff, like bearing,Pythagoras theorem,angles and odas,and in d english aspect u will b told to write an essay y u want to join deir company, also some synonym and antonyms will b asked too...na 2hours dem go give una,no wear tie go,cos if u start d questions,na u go untie evrytin,


And u mite b lucky, dey mite av changed d format.

Hmm, it's scary. Thanks for this tips.

Chyna.

elyte89:
Is it DT same Tsl b4 u get to ilasamaja,abi WC one?



Deir questions dey tough ehn,na like Maths waec theory question

Hi bro, please share your experience, such as stages, Qualification, salary and career progression.

Thanks,

Chyna.

dvicky99:
Yes I did receive a mail. I have updated my information and submitted.

Okay, I thought I am alone. Please incase they get back to you, kindly update us here. Thanks. God bless.