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Bodmum:
may God chase away every orji in your life.

BTW, who or where is the wife? all I'm seeing is one old hag.

U be mumu..... try get sense.

kingsways:
Something is about happen


God has remembered Nigeria


Nigeria needs to be producing not borrowing

I will sell my house here in the UK and move back to Nigeria if Peter Obi wins. The love I have for this man increases every day. For your information I am from Yoruba. Let's say NO to tribal politics.

[quote author=Naijaguy12345 post=114676419]Not that he has a chance but a win for this one is a win for unknown gun men. Na for all Nigeria offices to de close nationwide every Monday be that i


I no blame you. Na #200 data you buy dey make you spew rubbish. Mtcheew

Even Donald Trump asked for financial support. Even Tinubu will ask for support. Nobody is forcing anybody to give toward this project. If you don't have monet to give its fine. But discouraging others to give towards the save Nigeria project is evil.
Remember, this is not about Peter Obi, but about our beloved country Nigeria. Your #500 will go a long way. Invest in your future. My £2k for Peter Obi. Congratulations our Incoming PRESIDENT.

Nice one Aunty Aisha, I had waited patiently for this moment. We in the abroad can wait for Peter Obi. My £2k for Peter Obi

Microscopic mites that have sex on our faces at night could face evolutionary oblivion, say scientists
Their ecology becoming so closely synchronised with humans shows the species is on its way from being a parasite to a symbiont - an organism entirely dependent on another for its survival. In this case, us.
If you think giant pandas had it bad, spare a thought for the tiny parasitic mites that live in the pores of the skin on our faces which may be destined for an evolutionary dead-end, according to a new analysis of their DNA.

More than 90% of us host the 0.3mm long-mites in the oily folds on our faces, most living in the pores near our noses and eyelashes.

It is probably the closest relationship to another animal most of us never knew we had.

The mite, Demodex follicularum, spends its entire lifetime living in our skin follicles. In the daytime they feed on our oily skin secretions, at night they leave the pore to find mates, and find new follicles in which to have sex and lay their eggs.

If the thought makes you want to wash your face, forget it. You've been carrying the mites since you were born - they're passed from mother to baby during breast feeding - and live too deep in the pores to be washed out. And besides, we need them, says Dr Alejandra Perotti of the University of Reading, who co-authored the study.
We should love them because they're the only animals that live on our bodies our entire life and we should appreciate them because they clean our pores."

"Besides, they're cute," says Dr Perotti.
Perhaps not everyone would agree. The mites have four pairs of stubby legs each with a pair of claws. Beyond that a long worm-like body which, under the microscope, can sometimes be seen protruding from our hair follicles.

But this latest study, published in the journal Molecular Biology and Evolution, has shown just how incredibly intimate their relationship with humans has become.

The researchers analysed the genome of the mites and found it has the smallest number of functional genes of any arthropod (insects, arachnids and crustaceans).

The animals have become so dependent on their human host that their genome is "eroding" -- stripped down to the bare minimum of genes needed to survive, the researchers conclude.

They found that the gene which normally regulates waking and sleeping in arthropods has been lost. Instead, the organism detects changes in levels of the hormone melatonin in our skin secretions. It goes up when we sleep, telling Demodex to get up, and goes down when we wake up - their cue to head back down our oily pores for dinner.

They've also lost the gene that protects their bodies from UV light - what's the point when you only come out at night? Even their body plan is minimalist - each leg is powered by just a single muscle cell.

Their ecology becoming so closely synchronised with humans shows the species is on its way from being an external parasite to an internal symbiont - an organism entirely dependent on us for its existence.

As their genetic diversity shrinks, and with it their ability to leave their host and find new mates, they are also at possible risk of eventually going extinct - either when humans do or as a result of some significant change to their environment.

It was once believed Demodex were a cause of common skin conditions, but in healthy people the evidence is Demodex actually help prevent problems like acne by unblocking pores.

But that's not the only reason we should care about them, says Dr Perotti:

"We are living in a world where we should be protecting biodiversity -- and these are our very own animal."

By Tom Clarke, Science and technology editor @aTomClarke
Wednesday 22 June 2022 08:21, UK

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Disgusting, shit presidential candidate of a shit country.

U are cursed �

If Wike emerge as the vice presidential candidates of PDP and PDP eventually wins, then he has surpassed the political achievements of Rothimi Amaechi. Anyways, they won't win by God's grace. We are all OBIDIENT.

Can you guys make Peter Obi Presidential aspiration a movement? You guys should organise Rallies , vigils, symposiums, charity, concerts, etc. Increase the momentum, we need to create a major upset in the coming election. #Obiforpresident.

From One Nigerian in Diaspora.

Tyranny:
What's that movie you had seen 3 times in the past, but you still feel like watching it again and again and again!!


#funTime;
#noChildTalk;
#noBadVibe;
#noBadEnergy;
#noAds;
#noSpamming;
#noDerailing;
#TGIF!!!

**How about you Nairalanders?

Hateful Eight
3 idiots
Pink Panther Prt 1
Magnificent 7
Mission Impossible ( Ghost Protocol)
All WW II FILES

charles009:
Hello Folks,

I need una inputs, I tried scanning through nairaland threads and I am getting more of technicalities and rules lol. I need real experiences. As everybody around me dey japa so I decided to give it a thought. I work with a fintech company and net a little over =N=600k monthly. I am considering relocating to either UK,Germany,New Zealand, Australia or Canada. I am married with four kids. They said study route is the best .

A few of my colleagues that travelled just dey dull my ginger. My Oga who nets over 750k, we spoke today and he is considering a security man job, and claims net pay is over 2M monthly. Biko I cannot come and kill myself.

My friend, we spoke this evening and he responded oboy make I no lie you, na shit i dey pack for here, the good news is they say it will always get better with time. What if person no come eventually become citizen, is it a must you go become citizen.

I don talk to over 10 persons today and they all saying everything is though. Me I don't like stress, where me and wify go dey overwork just dey pay bills. Ofcourse I no get strength for menial jobs, make one oyibo use me take dey shine lol....

I no get any exceptional skill, I be sales man ooo.

Would you advise I still gamble and go with family abi make I hold my job oooo.

Please, I would welcome suggestions and advise.


Thanks Guys

Don't let anybody deceive you, UK is far better than Naija. Here are list of courses you can do and earn food money without doing carer work

1. SMST ie site manager course . Course fee £400.
Pays £19-£22/hr
2. Telehandler driver: Course fee NPors £400 or CPCS £950. Pays £18 - £21/HR
3. Traffic Marshal - Course fee £700, pays £15 -£17/hr
4. IPAF operator - course fee £200, pays £17-£20/hr
5. 360 Operator. COURSE fee £1000, pays £20 -£24/hr, depending on experience .
6 . Dumper and Roller operator, course fee £400. Pays £18 - £20 /hr.

So bro, don't let anybody discourage you. The ball is in your court. I have number 1, 2 and 4. Course cards. So am talking from experience.
However , there are lots of jobs you can do without packing shit. God bless you.

Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.

Go find work , stop to dey depend on your elder brother.

SWATMan:
Sure waste of money. Money miss road.

Try work hard and get money so you cef go waste money. No dey drink medicine for another man headache

[quote author=YOUNGELDER1 post=112509928]Nothing special or surprising.
You’re expect to learn your host language when you migrate.
Bad belle, try appreciate Good things. British, Germans, French etc get excited when they hear other nationalities speak their language fluently.

My brother, you have done well. The things we face in this country only God knows. Same thing happend to me , the white British guy I drive everyday in my car to same site we worked last year gave me same treatment simply because I have opposing view about same setx relationship. Omo, this guy change am for me o, that I should go back to Africa, that Africa is good and am his country blabla, that I shouldn't come to UK to tell them what to do. I was really shocked. Other of our colleagues that are British and few Romanians where surprised as well the way he behaved. This is guy that has never contributed a dime for diesel for my car o, I will drive to his house to pick him up everyday. Naso the relationship between me and am end o. He tried apologising but it was too late. Believe it or not, white people don't like us.

Rothimi Amaechi comes to mind

dedonfranco:
Wike has bought half of Rivers state. He just want to make sure He's interest is been protected when He leaves Government house. Black soot wants to kill somebody here, Government is not saying anything.

Beer parlor talk

Lazy incompetent president.... u no deal with bandits for 6 years na now you want deal with them. The worst thing to happen to Nigeria is Buhari.

Abuja to Kaduna no too far na, why him no travel by road ? him cef dey fear Abuja Kaduna road. Lol

My wife is a nurse in the UK, we are balling. Nigeria as a country don't value professionals. Only polithiefcians.
Let me also tell you, the UK is currently looking for qualified HGV drivers etc , another mass migration of trailer and van drivers looming

eedimo:
We have enough at home, some are even jobless.
Anybody were won japa, make him dey go.

MODIFIED
If this poeple qouting me are Nigerian nurses, then I understand why patients have phobia for Nigerian nurses.
THEY ARE DAMN TERRIBLE BEINGS!
Little wonder they remained unemployed and underpaid.

Try get sense na.

simbaleo:
Apparently in Hollywood and most parts of the world, Sylvester Stallone is more famous for his Rocky Balboa movies than Rambo. But down here na Rambo we know o

My guy, Rambo na the ultimate for here. First blood finish work abeg

It's not Bro.... Infact one of the best courses. After graduation pick a certification course on Industrial Radiography and Ultrasonic Testing , these are applicable Pure and applied physics that in oil and gas/ manufacturing industry. Thank me later. Good luck

They can all go to hell for all I care. This country is at the point of meltdown and all they think about is politics. Greedy bastards.

Cigarini:
Because of the insecurity and uncertainty surrounding our beloved country I have activated my plan B ( according to Pastor Adefarasin). I will be relocating to the UK in 2 weeks time to join my wife who works there already. I have prayed and dreamt of leaving this country to somewhere better. My Visa is out, all arrangements have been put in place. But am having mixed feelings because I will miss my Naija. I will miss the fun, my friends, my church, the day to day drama in Naija. etc. But on the other hand Wifey has a good job paying her over 2M after tax, she has found a temporal one for me also. , am I ok? Is the mixed feelings normal? I prayed , fasted and even gave seed offering for this project. Please advise a Bro. Thank you.

Thanks guys , I really appreciate

Because of the insecurity and uncertainty surrounding our beloved country I have activated my plan B ( according to Pastor Adefarasin). I will be relocating to the UK in 2 weeks time to join my wife who works there already. I have prayed and dreamt of leaving this country to somewhere better. My Visa is out, all arrangements have been put in place. But am having mixed feelings because I will miss my Naija. I will miss the fun, my friends, my church, the day to day drama in Naija. etc. But on the other hand Wifey has a good job paying her over 2M after tax, she has found a temporal one for me also. , am I ok? Is the mixed feelings normal? I prayed , fasted and even gave seed offering for this project. Please advise a Bro. Thank you.

I tire for this country. Imagine police warning herdsmen to stop crime instead of arresting them because are the criminals. Indeed our security agencies have failed us. And I say it without with ant atom of bias that we are slaves to fulanis.
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kenzysmith:
See the kind cheap car not even tear rubber na Belgium even the tire no get wheels chain and his wife is even happen

Leave husband and wife to do as they please. Go and marry. That is why you will continue to be broke. Go and work hard and buy areoplane for your wife.

Leave husband and wife to do as they please. Go and marry. That is why you will continue to be broke. Go and work hard and buy areoplane for your wife.

thebosstrevor1:
See how her staff is standing like in the army, the woman must be something else

Anyway, she should send the bills to feminist coalition and twitter influencers and celebrities, since they know how to incite violence

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Receive sense

Asquare84:
Jobless Nigerian abroad

He is more comfortable and richer than your entire generation. Ass licker like you.

He is still young, please give him time. Be patient with him.